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花府。
huazixuhewudalangluozuoshijianbujiu，lipingerjiulinzhejiucaihuilaile。
taxianjierrenqilecha，bianmanghuozhe，jiangjiucaibaishangzhuo。
jiuzaizheishi，menwaituranchuanlaiyigeshayaerzhonglvedaicangsangdeshengyin:
“guifujiuroupiaoxiang，buzhilaodaoshifoukeweizuoshangzhibin？”
tingdaozheigeshengyin，huazixudunshiweiweizhoulezhoumei。
daobushixinzhongbuyue，zhishiyouxieyihuo。
guoqujiniandangzhong，yuanlaidehuazixuyizhigenximenqinghunzaiyiqi，zaiqinghexiandemingshengzirankexiangerzhi；
laoshishuo，jiusuanyourenyaofan，yibanyebuhuiyaodaotadefumenqianlai。
可今天这是怎么了？
lipingerjiantadebiaoqingbudui，ganjinkaikoushuodao:
“xianggongbieshengqi，nujiazheijiuchuqubarendafazou。”
huazixuqishenlanzhulipingerxiaozheshuodao:
“suanle，haishiwochuqukankanba，ruguozhenshizhixiangtaoxiechihe，rangtajinlaiyiqichiyewufang。”
shuowantayouzhuanxiangwudalang:
“兄弟，你说呢？”
武大郎憨厚的一笑:
“huagongzishuodedui，zheishidao，shengcunbuyi，ruguozhishixiangchidunbaofan，jiurangtajinlaiyewufang。”
shuozhe，tayezhanqishen，fuzhehuazixuyiqilaidaodamenkou。
damenwai，zhanzheyige40duosui、dabandeyouxiebulunbuleidedaoren。
chuanzheyishenpojiudedaopao，jiaoshangquedengzheyishuangnvrendexiuhuaxie，toushangxishudetoufawanzheyigedanzhuaji，shangmianchazheyigenqianzhezhenzhudeliujinfachai。
zuiqiguaideshi，tashenshangbeizheyizhidangshizhiyouyishengchuzhencaisuishendaideyaoxiang。
yishijian，huazixuhaibuzhidaoyinggaizenmechenghuta。
jiandaohuazixu，neirenbingmeiyouanzhaodaojiadelishudayishou，ershishuangshoubaoquan，xiaozheshuodao:
“gongzi，laodaosanrilailimiweijin，yishijichanglulu，buzhigongzikefouqingwojinqubaocanyidun？”
huazixudingzheneilaodaoshangxiadaliangbanshang，yemeiyoukanchubandianershiwaigaorendeyisi。
xiangxiangyedui，zheishishangnayouneimeduodeshiwaigaoren？
bujiushichidunfanma，fanzhengtaxianzaiyemeiyoushenmepengyou，duogerenyeduoyifenrenao。
xinlizheiyangxiangzhe，huazixuxiaozhechaolaodaogonglegongshou:
“laizhejiushike，jiranlaoxianshengbuxianqi，neijiukuaiqingjinba。”
neilaodaodaoyebukeqi，hahadaxiaozhemaibujiuwanglizou。
funei，lipingeryijingbaihaolejiucai，jianhuazixudaizherenhuilai，ganjintianlefuwankuai，zhaohuzhelaodaozuoxia。
daisanrenluozuo，lipingerzheicaizoudaohuazixumianqian，dishengshuodao:
“xianggong，jiucaidouyibeihao，nujiajiuxianchuqule；ruguoyoushenmexuyao，xianggongzaihanwojiushi。”
shuowanzhuanshenyuzou，quebeihuazixuyibajilazhule。
tazhilezhizijishenbiandeyizi，duilipingershuodao:
“zaoshangnijiuheleyiwanzhou，xianzaikendingyeele，lai，zuoxiayiqichi。”
lipingerhuangmangyaoleyaotou:
“xianggong，zheiruheshide？jiazhonglailekeren，nujiazengantongzuo？chufanghaiyouchishi，nujiaquneierchijiuhao。”
huazixuyebufeihua，zhijiebuyoufenshuodelazhelipingerzaizijishenbianzuoxia。
jianzhuang，wudalanglianshangdeshenqingduoshaoyouxiejinzhang，keyipangdelaodaoquebuyiweiran，hahadaxiaozheshuo:
“gongziguoranyuzhongbutong，xingshiquanpingxihao，shinaixingqingzhongren，laodaopeifu，peifu！”
huazixuxiaozhebaishou，qishenjiwudalanghelaodaodaomanjiu，jubeishuodao:
“jinriyouxingyuerweigongtongyinjiu，naishizaixiazhirongxing，zheibeijiu，wojingerwei。”
shuowan，bianyiyangtou，jiangbeizhongjiuyiyinerjin。
wudalanghelaodaojinsuiqihou，yejiangbeizhongjiuyangtouganle。
shuoqilai，zheijiuhaizhenshigehaodongxi，tasihuyouzhongmoli，nengrangyuanbendemoshengrenxunsubiandeshuluoqilai。
jiuguosanxun，huazixuzuilishuochulaidehuajiuyouxiebianleweidao。
tazuoweiyigexiandairen，duiyuneizhongwenzhouzhoudeshuohuafangshibenjiubutaishiying，xianzaiyouhelejiu，yanyujianziranbunengxiangzhiqianneibankeyi。
zheiyici，tajizijidaomanjiuzhihoubianzhanqishen，juzhebeiduiwudalanghelaodaoshuodao:
“jiner，zansayouyuannengzuozaiyizhangzhuozishanghejiu，neijiushipengyou，zheibeijiu**le，nimensuiyi！”
wudalangbeihuazixuzheizhongguaiyideyuyanfangshi，nongdeyileng，laodaoquejuqibeixiaozheshuodao:
“xiaoxiongdixinggesatuo，laodaohenshixihuan，jinrichengmengxiaoxiongdihoudai，laodaoxiangyizuifangxiu！”
yijingyoulejifenzuiyidehuazixuhahadaxiao，keyijianlaodaofangxiadejiubei，meitoudunshizhouleqilai，zhizheneijiubeishuodao:
“nizheilaoge，hejiutaibushizai，beilihaishengneimeduojiu，zade？yangyuni？”
zheixialaodaoyelengle，haoyihuiercaifanyingguolai，suijidunzudaxiaodao:
“xiaogeer，meixiangdaoniyeshigemiaorener，jinrisuanshiranglaodaowokaileyanjie。”
shuowanzhongxinduanqijiubei，jiangbeizhongsuoshengdeneiyidianerbaijiuyidibushengdidaorukouzhong，zhihoujiangjiubeibeikouchaoxianghuazixuxiaodao:
“zheici，nizongbunengzaishuolaodaoyangyuleba？”
yipangdewudalangyeyouyangxueyang，shenzhihewanzhihouhaiyongshetouzaijiubeilishuanleyiquaner，zaijudaohuazixumianqian。
fenweichedidakai，tuotuodebinzhujinhuan。
zheidunfan，congzhengwuyizhichidaoriluo，congzhuozishanghedaozhuozidixia，sangerenzhenzhengzuodaoleyizuifangxiu。
lipingerjinguandanxinhuazixudeshenti，queyebuganchuyanzulan，zhihaoxiaoxinyiyidezaiyipangzhaoguzhe。
anzhaoguanli，jiuhedaoweile，qingxuyejiudaoweile；erqingxudaoweizhihou，neijiugaizhuanchangle。
huazixuxianzaideqingxujiuhendaowei。
anzhaotachuanyuedaozheigeshijiezhiqiandexiguan，hewanjiuzhihoubixuyaochangge，changwangezhihoubixuyaoxizao，xiwanzaozhihouzaiangejiao，zheichangjiujucaisuanshiwanmeishouguan。
kezheishizaibeisong，meiyouktv。
buguo，benzheyoukunnanyaochang、meiyoukunnanchuangzaokunnanyeyaochangdeyuanze，qingxufeichangdaoweidehuazixuhuanghuangyouyoudecongdishangpaqilai，zhuaqiyizhijiuhudangmaike，haicoudaozuibianshishiyin:
“wei、wei、wei……jinergaoxingha，geerjigehededoufeichangdaowei，xiamianwojidajiachangyishou，wodehaoxiongdi，yuanzanmenxiongdideganqingtianzhangdijiu！”
genzhetajiupenzhemanzuidejiuqishuodao:
“lengzhegansha？diangea！”
kebudengbeitapaideyileng，suijixiuhongleliandelipingerhuiguoshenlai，tabiankaishizijihengqileqianzou:
“dadadadadengdada……dadadadadada……dadadadengdadadadadada……
zainihuihuangdeshike，rangwoweinichangshouge；
wodehaoxiongdi，xinliyoukuniduiwoshuo；
qianfangdeluyiqizou，napashiheyeyiqiguo；
kudianerleidianer，younengsuanshenme……”
yishougechangwankanzhesanlianmengbidewudalanglaodaohelipinger，huazixuxingzhisihaobujian，shangqianlouzhulaodaodejianbang:
“laoge，ganggangzheishougeshiwozhuanmenchangjinitingde，xiamianzheishouge，woyaosongjidalangxiongdi！”
genzhejiuzhuanshen，louzhuwudalangdejianbang，mizheyanjingshuodao:
“dalangxiongdi，jiexialaizheishouge，mingzijiaozuoxiongdibaoyixia；
xianzai，wobazheishougesongjini，lai，xiongdi，baoyixia！”
shuozhe，jiuzhendejilewudalangyigenanrendeyongbao，tongshikaichang：
“xiongdinishoule，kanzhepibeia；
yilufengchengaibuzhu，suiyuedelianjia；
xiongdinibianle，biandechenmole；
shuoshuoba，neixiefangzaixinlidehua；
xiongdiwomendeqingchun，jiushizhangzaineixindi，
jingguofengchuiyuda，caihuikaidehua！
xiongdinishuole，yihoujiubupinle，
zhixiang**qingdeshagua，zhixianganwenyougejia；
shiawomendoubianle，biandexianshile，
buzaiqushuoneixienianshaorexuedehua；
xiongdiwomendouxiangshi，shanpogunluodeshizi，
douzaidianbozhizhongmodiaolejianya！
xiongdibaoyixia，shuoshuonixinlihua；
shuojinzheixieniannideweiqu，hecangsangbianhua！
xiongdibaoyixia，youleinijiuliuba，
liujinzheixienianshenmaide，xinsuanhekula……”
zuoweicengjingdeyedianxiaowangzi，huazijundezheishougechangdekeweishikanchengwanmei……
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