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第5章
几分钟前。
“jiangxiaoshenxian，nidengwoyixia！”
huarongyuezhuishangjiangfan，duitazhiqiandao：“nibuyaogenwodageyibanjianshi，tazheigerenxianglaiyigenjin，dantabenzhishangbushihuairen！”
“我知道。”
jiangfandiandiantou，kanxianghouyuandefangxiang：“huaxiaojie，ninengbunengdaiwoquhoumiankankan？”
“后面？”
华荣月微微一怔。
neihoumianshitafuqindesirenlingdi，pingshitadouhenshaoguoqu。
“shizheiyangde，wogangcaikandaohoumianyoushaqichongtianerqi，huoxuzanmennengzhaodaonifuqindebingyinni！”
jiangfanjieshiyiju，buzhidaoshibushigangcaizhanlerenjiabianyideyuanyin，jintiantagewaideyounaixin。
“jiangxiaoshenxian，nibushengqilea？”
huarongyuewenyandaxi，tahaiyiweijiangfanshengqiyaozouni！
“wobenlaiyemeishengqi，zhishigangcainidagebuxinrenwo，wozaineidaizheyemeiyiyi。”
“neinigangcaishuodehua？”
“woxianzaigennishuoniyebudong，fanzhengwohuibaonifuqinwuaide。”
huarongyuediandiantou：“jiangxiaoshenxian，woxianzaijiudainiguoqu。”
少顷。
lianggerenlaidaolezhuangyuanhoumiandeyigebieyuan。
genqitadifangdejianzhufenggebutong，zheigexiaoyuanzhuangxiudeguseguxiang。
zoujinyuangongxingdemumen，shouxianyingruyanliandeshiyigexiaoxingyanwutai，yanwutaipangbianyouyikoushuijing，zaishuijinghoumianshiyizuogelou，geloumenqianhaifangzheyiduishishizuoweizhuangshi。
“ruguowomeikancuo，zheiliyinggaishinifuqinliangongdedifangba？”
jiangfanyongmuguangsichudaliangdetongshiyekaikouduihuarongyuewendao。
huarongyuediandiantou，huidao：“jiangxiaoshenxianshuodedui，zheilishiwofuqinliangongdebieyuan，yinweitayoudataijidexiguan，suoyicaiteyianzhaozijixihuandefenggedazaolezheili。”
“neizheiliyezhongxinzhuangxiule？”
“这倒是没有！”
huarongyueyaoleyaotou：“zheixiaoyuansuanshijiafudesirenlingdi，chuledasaoweishengdexiaren，jiulianwomenzheixiezinvyebujingchangguolai，suoyizhuangyuanzhuangxiuyemeidongzheili。”
“我知道了。”
jiangfanruoyousuosidedianlediantou。
huarongyuejiantabushuohua，renbuzhukaikouwendao：“jiangxiaoshenxian，nikanchuwentisuozailema？”
jiangfanxiaozhehuidao：“kanshikanchulaile，buguozheibiandeshibuzheji，zanmenhaishixianchuligengyaojindeshiba！”
tazheijuhuadeshengyinhaimeiluodi，jiutingdaowaimianchuanlaiyizhenjicudejiaobusheng。
jiezheshiyidaojiaojidenanrenshengyin：“jiangxiaoshenxian，nizaizheilima？”
huarongyuexiangmenkoukanqu，lairenzhengshihuatianpeng。
“ge，nizenmepaochulaile？”
huarongyueweiweiyizheng，nandaozheijiahuohaishixiangduijiangfandongshou。
xiangdaozheili，tahuzaijiangfanshenqian，jiandingdao：“ge，jiusuannibuxihuanjiangxiansheng，dantayeshizanmenjiadekeren，nijueduibunengduitadongshou。”
huatianpengjidehandouchulaile，lianmangjieshidao：“meimei，wobushilaizhaochade，woshilaizhaojiangxiaoshenxianbangmangde。”
shuohuadetongshi，huatianpengduijiangfanshenjuyigong，kenqiudao：“jiangxiaoshenxian，qiuniqujiuwofuqinxingming！”
“父亲怎么了？！”
华荣月面色一变。
nandaofuqinzhendechushile？
“zouba，wogenniguoqu！”
jiangfanduihuatianpengdehuayidianyebugandaoyiwai，burantayebuhuichuyantixingqingyundaozhang。
jiuzheiyang，jiangfangenzhehuashixiongmeihenkuaihuidaobieshu。
kandaotajinmen，qingyundaozhanglikezuoyixingli：“zheiweidaoyou，gangcaishilaodaoyouyanwuzhu，meikanchunidedaoxing，xianzailaodaochuangchudahuo，haiqingnibujiqianxian，wanjiuhuajiazhudexingming！”
“好说！”
jiangfanxiangdoumeixiangjiudaying。
benlaizheigelaodaoyemeishuoshenmeguofendehua。
“buhaole，jiazhuyoutuxuele！”
zheishi，yiweihuajiaxiaobeimengrandahan，yuanlaishihuazhanglongyoutuchulejikouxianxue。
“jiangxiaoshenxian，haiqingnisusunachulingdanmiaoyao，jiuwofuqindexingming。”
huatianpengjidemantoudahan，xianzaitazhinengjixiwangyujiangfanbushipianzi。
kejiexialaijiangfanshuodehua，querangtaganjuezijishibingjiluantouyile。
zhijianjiangfankanxiangpangbiandeguanjia，fenfudao：“nixianzaimashangqujiwozhaoyiwantongziniaolai，jizhu，bixushizhenzhengdetongziniaocaixing。”
童子尿？
huajiasuoyourentongshilengzhu。
jiazhudeqingkuangruciyanzhong，nibuyongshenmelingdanmiaoyaoyejiusuanle，nanbuchengxiangyongtongziniaojiuren？
“haibukuaiqu，nandaonimenxiangkanzhehuajiazhumingsangdangchangma！”
jianmeirenxingdong，jiangfannuheyisheng。
“是，我这就去！”
老管家领命离开。
ranerhenkuaitayoufanhuilewuzi。
laoguanjiamiandainansedao：“zheiweixiaoxiansheng，shizaishibuhaoyisi，womenhuajiadexiaonanhaidouqushangxuelemeizaijia，suoyikongpashizhaobudaoniyaodetongziniaole。”
“我靠，不是吧！”
tingwenciyan，jiangfanrenbuzhubaochucukou。
zhiyaonengzhaolaitongziniao，tayoubaifenbaidebawozhihaohuazhanglong。
kezhaobudaotongziniao，tajiumeiyourenhebanfale！
xianzaidejiangfanzhihenzijimeiyoutingshifudehua，ruoshitabubatongzizhishenjiaojichenkexin，jintianhuazhanglongkongpajiubuyongsi。
“laodaozhang，nidetongzizhishenhaizaifou？”
jiangfankanxiangqingyundaozhang，baozhezuihoudexiwangwendao。
kelaodaoquemiandaigangadeyaoleyaotou：“xiaodaoyou，shibuxiangman，neishiyigeyuye，gebidaoguandeniguchijiaoziquwoneijiejiangyou......”
“不用说了！”
jiangfandaduanleqingyundaozhang。
tayilianheixian，zheilaodaokanqilaitinglaoshide，xiangbudaoyeshigedaomenbailei。
至此。
zhengjianwuziderendouxianrulechenmo。
huazhanglongdebingqingyuelaiyueyanzhong，shenzhilianhuxidoubianderuobukewen。
jiuzaijiangfandasuanfangqideshihou。
yidaojiandingzhonghaitouzhexiexiusaodenanzishengyinxiangqi：“rangwolaiba！”
唰唰唰！
chaneijian，suoyourendemuguangchaoshengyindezhurenkanqu。
ranhoutongshidengdayanjing，luchuyifubukesiyidebiaoqing。
jiulianjiangfanyemianluqiguaishense。
他实在是搞不懂。
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