zuozhe“qizheluozishanggaosu”daizheshumingwei《beishuaihou，meinvzongcaidaozhuiwo》dexiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixianzhong，zhurengongyunfanshenshuningshenbianfashengdegushirangrenyibukaimuguang，huanhuanxiangkoudegushiqingjiejueduiburongcuoguo，gaishuwei： zhangwansenbudongjiefushenmeyisi，haishirushidedianlediantou，“dui，woqianjiaogangbeikaichu，gaoyihanneige**，jiurangtajietiwodeweizhile。”……
“haoyigejiedaosharena，jiefu，bukuishiniya，gaoyihanbushihenqizhongzheigeyunfanma，wokandaoshihoupoyuyali，tahaiganbaozheyunfanma！”
wenxunzhihoudezhangwansenzuijiaoweiweishangyang，xiaodeshifenkaixin。
“ng，zheijianshijiaojiwojiuhaole，nimendengzhehaoxiaoxiba。”
lidounanxiemeiyixiao，zixinmanmandeshuodao。
“呃……”
zhangwansenyuyanyouzhi，“neigejiefu，neigeqiandeshiqing……”
jintianzhangwansenlailidounanshijieqiande，tashoulimeiyouneimeduiqian，mingtianruguohaimeicouqidehua，jiuyaojinjianyule，takebuxiangjinjianyu。
“qianxiaowenti，yihuirangnijiejinijiejuele，yihounijiuzaiwomenlantingzhubaogongzuojiuxingle，womenlantingzhubaobeihoukeshiyoudakaoshanni，yihouqiantuwuliang。”
lidounanbuyiweirandebaibaishou，haoqiyunqiandeshuodao。
“neijiuxiexiejiefule。”
zhangwansenyixi，zhidaoqiandeshiqingjiejuele。
“heihei，yunfan，laozixiannanikaidao，daoshihouzaishoushigaoyihanneigejiannvren！”
……
yunfanbingbuzhidaozijiyijingbeizhangwansengenlidounandengrenjijihenshangle。
cishidetazhengzouzaihuijiadelushang，rujindeyunfansuanshizhengshiruzhiyihandiandangxingle，zaigaoyihandedailingzhixia，yunfanyijingduiyihandiandangxingyouledagaidelejie。
zaizhenggejiangcheng，yihandiandangxingzhinengsuandeshangshizhongguizhongjudecunzai，danshiquemeiyouyigerengandonggaoyihan。
youchuanwengaoyihanshishengchengdalaodenver，youyuxinggepanni，duziyirenlaijiangchengchuangye，suoyimeirengandonggaoyihan。
jutishizhenshijia，yunfanyebuqingchu，zhizhidaozheigegaoyihanfeichangyouqian，chushoushifenkuochuo，suiranlengdanleyidian，danduizijihaishibucuode。
zhidaoyunfanmuqianbijiaojiongpo，shenwufenwen，yuanbenyigeyueyifadedixin，zhijierangcaiwutiqiandajileyunfan，baokuoguzhengnadaodeshibawanticheng，yigongsanshibawanrmbyijingdaozhangle。
yunfanyemeimoji，nazhesanshibawan，zhijiequlerenminyiyuan，dasuanjiaonayixiashoushufei。
gangdaoyiyuanmenkou，yunfanshoudaolegaoyihandeduanxin。
“mingtianzaoshangbadian，yihandiandangxingmenkoujihe，dainiquyigedifang。”
duanxinzhiyoujianduandejigezi。
yunfanhuifulegeokjiujinleyiyuan。
xianqulejiaofeidechuangkou，benyiweisanshibawanzugouzhifushoushufeile，jieguoguangshoushufeijiuyaosanshiwan，houqidezhuyuanfei，yingyangfei，yijiluanqibazaodefeiyong，linlinzongzongxuyaowushiwan。
yunfanhaiqianyiyuanshierwandefeiyong。
icu病房内。
kanzhehaiweisuxingdemeimei，yunfanquantoujinwo，henxiangzaiyiyuanjiubameimeijizhihao，danjiankongtaiduole，weilebuyinqibubiyaodemafan，yunfanzhihaorenzhule。
kanzhehunshenchamanguanzidemeimei，yunfanbaiganjiaoji，youyuzaisanhaishijimeimeibanzhurendaleyitongdianhua。
“duibuqi，ninbodadedianhuayiguanji……”
“duibuqi，ninbodadedianhuayiguanji……”
……
tingzheyibianyouyibiandedianhuamangyin，yunfanzhouzhemeitou。
“zenmehuizheiyangni，laoshidianhuayebujie？”
yunfanchayideninanziyu。
duiyumeimeidezhongshang，genghaoqile。
guaduandianhuazhihou，youzaibingfangdaileyihui，yunfanjiuhuiqule。
meimeizaiyiyuanzhaogudehaishihenhaode，zijidangwuzhijijiushijinkenengduonadianticheng，haotiqianchuyuan。
……
江城大学附属小学。
校长办公室。
cishidafubianbiandexiaozhangmanlianxiaorongdejiyanqiandenanrenduanchadaoshui。
“luosuozhang，ninjiufangxinhaole，zheijianshiwomenkendingjininbaiping。”
dafubianbianxiaozhangyilianchanmei。
“ng，zheishishiwankuaiqian，yihouxuexiaoyudaoshenmemafan，dawodianhuajiuxing。”
luosuozhangweiweidiantou，duiyudafubianbianxiaozhangdebiaoxianshifenmanyi。
“haole，luosuozhang，neiwojiushouxiale。”
dafubianbianxiaozhangwenxunzhihou，lianshangzhanfangchuxiaorong。
yanqiandeluosuozhangbushiyibanren，neikeshijiangchengxishanqudepaichusuosuozhang，zaixishanqusuandeshangshiquanguile。
“ng，duile，woerziyouyushoudaojinghe，zheiduanshijianjiubulaishangxuele，gennimenxuexiaoshuoyisheng。”
luosuozhangxiangdaoshenme，duanqichadanrandeheleqilai。
“meiwenti，luosuozhang，fashengzheizhongshiqingqueshijihaizixinlizaochenghendadeyingxiang，bieshuoxiuxiyiduanshijianle，jiusuanxiuxibannianyebuyingxiangxueye，shizaibuxingranglaoshiqujialijihaizijinxingyiduiyifudao。”
dafubianbiandexiaozhangdayingdehenshishuangkuai，xiaoyeruhuadeshuodao。
“辅导倒不用了。”
luosuozhangkanleyanshouji，suijibianqishenle，“haole，wosuolihaiyoudianbiedeshiqing，jiuxianzoule。”
“那罗所长慢走。”
dafubianbianxiaozhanglianmangqishenhuansongdao。
songzouluosuozhangzhihou，yigenvrenyezoulejinlai。
“xiaozhang，nishuoyunxiaoxiaodejialirenzhidaolezheijianshi，huibuhuilaixuexiaonaoshia？”
nvrenshifenjiaozhuo，youxinchongchongdewendao。
“pashenme？yunxiaoxiaojialibeijingbushidiaochaqingchulema？fumushuangwang，jiuyigedaochamengege，jiusuanzhenlainaoshi，dabulepeichanggeyiliangwandedafazoujiuxingle。”
yuanbenxiaorongmanmiandexiaozhang，turanlianselalexialai，bunaifandeshuodao。
“那行吧……”
nvrenminleminzuichun，mianweiqinandedianlediantou。
“haole，yihuiwohaiyaokaihuini，nixianchuquba。”
dafubianbianxiaozhanghuilehuishou，xialezhukeling。
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