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jihujiuzheiyangshuo：zheizhengzuodashanli，zuiqiangdade，zuikepadedongwu，bushishenmexionghelaohu，jiushizheigemaleizi。
chenzhihenghexiaodongzhidaozheiwanyierdelihai，tafeiqilaizhendechengqunjieduide，wengwengdexiang，zhenxiangyintiandamenleiyiyang，yaobunengyouzheiwaihaome，liangrenyeshibuguanbugule，menzhetoujiushigepao。
chenzhihenghaiganpaozhepaozhejiubanyixiashu，huigetou，kanyiyan，neixiemaleizihaoxiangbenzheneitiaodaomeidetuqiuzizhangchongqule。
nandaozheiwanyierhaichirou？！
zheijiutaixuanhuleba，zaizenmexiongyejiushigefengeryi，tadeshentigouzaozhendeyunxutachirouma？
chenzhihenghaishiningyuanxiangxin，maleizishixiguanxingdegongjiyiqielingdifanweineideshengwu，buguansihuo。
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zhaobuhuijiayinggaibuzhiyu，danshibuxiaoxinzhuangzheshawanyier，neijiubuyidingle。
“哥，我有点渴。”
“ninaodaihoumianjiushishaguoshu，jiulianggechidele。”
chenzhihengyelei，yibuyibudenuodaoxiaodongshenbian，yegenzhejiulelianggeshaguochi。
yi~~！zheiwanyierbuyinggaishisuantiandeme，zheishishugenzipaoculizhangdadehaishizade！
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“xiongdi，haideshini！”
“咋了哥？”
“meishier，kuanini。”
“噢。”
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“哥，野葡萄！”
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“哥你吃不。”
“我不得了。”
zheihuierbieshuobayuejie（zhongqiu），lianshuangjiangdouguoquhaoyizhenzile，neiputaoaileshuang，yourangqiutianzheiganbabadefengchuilezheimeduotian，zaojiubiele，meishachitou。
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haishipingshishaolingzuierchideshier。
“xingle，shaochineiwanyier，niyaozhengezaishanlihuaileduzi，zanliangkeyouyisile。”
xiangleyixiaxiaodongduzitengwangshuhoupao，jieguorengangdunxiapiguhoumianjiucuanchulaitiaoshehuozhegouxiongyezhushenmede……chenzhihengzijidoujuedeweimiantaigaoxiaole。
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这树，不扎手。
chenzhihengganjinyoutuihuilai，yikanneikedasongshu，guoran！
zheikesongshugenshangdeshupi，rangshenmewanyierjimodiaole！
“小东，小东！”
“zheinizheini！ge，zale，nikanzheshale！”
“你看这树！”
“……tinghaode，kanjiaquliangjitiankendingshibangbaomicangzidehaocailiao。”
chenzhihengqidezhifanbaiyan：“sheirangnikanshule！”
“你样我看的啊！”
“我让你看树皮！”
“meiyoushupia！shupimodiaole，zheimeiyoushupi。”
陈志恒：……
yiqianyemeifaxianxiaodongzheihaizinaojinzheimesia？tashangbeizijiuzheiyangma？
“nigeshanpao，wanglewogangcaizagennishuodele，shenmewanyiercaimosongshupi！”
xiaodongyileng，yanjingzhabazhabade，zhongyushimingbaiguolaile：“yezhu！xiongxiazi！”
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“suoyi，zheizhonghenji，yibanzhihuishiyezhuliuxialaide。”
“neiyaobushini，genishuodeyibanshishayisi？”
“fanshiwujueduima，kangaodubei。”
chenzhihengshenshoubileyixiasongshupishanghenjidegaodu：“zheimegao，jiushiyezhu。”
tayoubashouwangshangtai，congyaoyilutaidaozijidejianbang：“zheimegao，neijiushixiong！dongmei。”
“懂了哥。”
xiaodongshuqidamuzhi：“genidongdezhenduo，bukuishishangguochuzhongderen！”
chenzhiheng：……zheitingzhekebuxiangshikuarendehua。
suanle，wojiuxiangxinniyipianzhenxinba！
“kuaizhaozhaofujin，youmeiyoutiziyin，youmeiyouyezhuladeshi，zheiwanyierjingchangchengqunjieduidepao，yaoshidajiahuo，zanmenhaibuhaodongdantani。xiaodong，xiaodong？”
“ge！xu！zheini，nilai，lai！”
chenzhihengshunzheshengyinqukan，faxianxiaodongzhengpazaishanlingzishang，wanglingxiabiankanni。
zouxiangxiaodongdeshihou，chenzhihengfaxianledishangdeyipaitiziyin。
xiaodongpingchangmaomaolenglengde，zheiyanshenhaizhenjiutingkaopu。
“哥，那看那边！”
chenzhihengyepazaixiaodongshenbian，chaolingxiabianyikan。
“he，zhuazhunimenle，dayezhu！”
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