wojuede《beishuaihou，wodaizhenverchengbayulequan》tingbucuode，zheizhongdoushishenghuoticaidexiaoshuotebieduo，zheibenshihentaorenxihuande。《beishuaihou，wodaizhenverchengbayulequan》jianjie：“zheixienian，yigeren，fengyeguo，yuyezou，youguolei，youguocuo，haijidejianchishenme！”suchendeshengyinsui……
第16章
zhengzaizhejiganludesuchenheleyitiao。
“zenmeyoushini？”suchenzhoulezhoumei。
sunfengpeizhexiaoshuodao：“suchentongxue，womenkeshiteyilaidengnide！linyun，guolai！”
linyunyouxiebuqingbuyuandelaidaoledesuchendemianqian。
“suchentongxue，woyaozhengzhongxiangnidaoqian！”
sunfengdelianshangluchulehenzhenchengdebiaoqing：“zhiqianshiwodecuo，yinweilinyuntigongdeyixiecuowudexinxi，rangwozuochulecuowudepanduan！”
linyunyedishengshuodao：“suchen，duibuqi！dangshinidesangzihuidiaole，wozhendeshitaihaipale，wotaidanxinshiquwanchengmengxiangdejihui，suoyi，wojiuguimilexinqiao！”
suchenpingjingdekanzhelinyun：“linyun，nijintianshibushimeiyouchizaocan？”
林韵的心中一喜。
guoran，zheiyiwanguoqule，suchendeqixiaole，tahaishihenguanxinwode！
“没有！”
linyuntaiqitou，lianshangluchulechuchukeliandeyangzi，yanleiyezaiyankuangzhongdazhuan：“wozuotianwanshanghuiquzhihou，woyiyemeishui，zaoshangyemeiyoushenmeweikou！”
“怪不得呢！”
suchendianlediantou：“guaibudenideshengyinzheimexiao，wodoutingbujian！yaobuzheiyangba，nimenxianquchifan，youliqizhihouzailaigenwodaoqian？”
linyundengyuanleyanjing，tazenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，suchenhuishuochuzheiyangdehua！
“苏辰！”
linyundashengshuodao：“wodouzhidaocuole，nihaiyaowozenmeyanga！”
suchenhaoxiaodekanzhelinyun：“nizhibuzhidaocuole，genwoyoushenmeguanxi？bushinitidefenshouma？bushinishuodebuyaozailianxilema？nizijizuodeshiqing，shuodehua，zenmeyizhuanyanjiugenfangpiyiyangle？”
linyunbeiduideshunjianshuobuchuhualaile。
danshikanzhesunfengyandidejinggao，linyunhaishiyaoleyaoya。
“suchen，ninandaojiubunengyuanliangwoyicima？”
“nishuoguo，wowulunfanshenmecuowu，nidouhuiyuanliangwode！”
“haiyou，nizhiqianbushigenwoshuoguobiyehouxiangyaojiehunma？wokeyidayingnide......”
tingdaozheili，suchenyuanbenpingjingdelianshunjianbianlese。
“linyun，nijiranxiangyaorangwoyuanliangni，niweishenmehaiyaoruciedudezuzhouwo？”
suchenshuodao：“nihaixiangyaojiajiwo？nihaizhenshizhangdechouxiangdemeia！”
tingdaosuchenhaobuliuqingdehua，linyundeliansebiandecanbai。
孙峰也有些头疼。
meixiangdaomeirenjidoubuguanyongle？
“sunxiansheng，wozhidaonimendemude，woshuoguo，woshibuhuiqianyuenimenyaoyangyulede！”suchenzhuantouduisunfengshuodao：“wozaizhongshenyibian，daobutong，buxiangweimou！”
shuozhe，suchenbianzhuanshenshanglelou，zhiliuliangrenzaifengzhonglingluan！
dengsuchendeshenyingxiaoshile，linyunzheicaihenhendezhoumazhe。
“suchen，nizhuaishenmea，nibuhuiyiweiwozhendekanshangnileba？”
“nidezheiliangshouge，haibuzhidaocongnalipiaoqiedeni！”
“jiutazheizhongshuiping，nengxiechuneizhongge？”
sunfengdexinzhongyidong：“linyun，niquedingsuchendeneiliangshougeshipiaoqiede？”
“十有八九！”
linyunlengxiaoyishengshuodao：“wohesuchenshisanniandedadang，tajijinjiliang，haiyourenbiwogengqingchuma？”
sunfengmosuozhexiaba，lianshangluchuleyisilengxiao。
......
suchenshanglelou，laidaolejiaowuchu。
yituimen，tajiukandaolewuziliyouyiqunren。
youzijidefudaoyuan，youjiaodaozhuren，haiyoujigejizheyiyangderen。
tamendaizhedaxueshengzhoukandezhengjian。
“suchen，nizongsuanshilaile！”
suchendefudaoyuanwangmingshangqianlazhesuchenjinlaile，tadishengduisuchenshuodao：“nizheidoupaodaonaliqule，sunjizhedoudengnibangeduoxiaoshile......”
suchenshuodao：“buhaoyisi，gangcaiqugongyuanle，shoujimeidianle，baoqiana！”
yigezhazhemaweibian，xiaodehentiandenvhaizouleguolai：“suchentongxue，womenzheicilaidehenturan，meiyoutiqiangennimendazhaohu，yongbuzhebaoqiande！wojiaosunshuang，shidaxuezhoukandejizhe！”
shuozhe，sunshuangchaozhesuchenshenchuleshou。
“孙记者，你好！”
suchenqingqinglewolewoshou。
“suchena，niyaopeihesunjizhedecaifang，biaoxianchuzanmenxingchenyinlexueyuandefengcai，zhidaoma？”
jiaowuzhurenzhaoshiyilianxiaomimideshuodao。
xingchenxueyuanshangyicinenggoudengshang《daxueshengzhoukan》fengmianrenwudexuesheng，haishiliunianqiandejiangmuqingni！
zheiyicisuchenruguonengshunlidedengshang《daxueshengzhoukan》，duiyuxingchenyinlexueyuanlaishuoyeshiyigehenhaodexuanchuan。
“haode，zhuren，wohuide！”
yinweixianzaizhengshibiyeji，jiashangxingchenyinlexueyuandejiachi，suchendeliangshougejingguoyiyedefajiao，zaiwangluoshangyijingdahuole。
erqiesuchenhaishiliuxingyuleduidechuangshiren，zhiqiansangzihaishouguoshang，zheicairang《daxueshengzhoukan》jiangshixianfangzailesuchendeshenshang！
“dangdaidaxueshengshencanzhijian，liangshoulibieyuanchuanggequhuobaoquanwang！”
《daxueshengzhoukan》gengzhuzhongdeshisuchenshiruhezaisangzishoushangdeqingkuangxia，rengranbuwangchuxin，yijijidexintaimianduirenshengzhongdekunjing！
这次的采访很顺利。
bangeduoxiaoshizhihou，caifangjiujieshule。
“xianzaidouzhongwule，womenyiqichigefanba！”jiaowuzhurenkaikoushuodao。
sunshuangxiaolexiao：“zhaozhuren，buyongle，womenhaiyaoganjinhuiquzhengliyixiacailiaoni，ganxiezhaozhurenhesuchentongxuedepeihe！”
suihou，sunshuanggensuchenjiaohuanlelianxifangshi，ranhoubiandaizherenlikaile。
“suchena，nizuotianbiaoxiandehenbucuo！”
dengrenzouhou，zhaozhurenxiaozheshuodao：“zuotianneiliangshouge，zhendeshihenhendejizanmenxuexiaozhanglianle！”
suchenxiaolexiao：“zhaozhuren，niyoushenmeshiqingzhishuoba！”
“gennixiaozishuohuajiushizhijie！”
zhaozhurenxiaolexiaoshuodao：“nichangdeneiliangshougebushihuolema，zanmenyunjingshidehenduoxiongdiyuanxiaodouxiangyaorangnizaitamendebiyewanhuishangchangyishou，suoyinikan......”
suchenxiaole：“xinga！”
“buguozheifeiyongkenenggaobule......”
bijingshidaxuedebiyewanhui，zijintourukendingbibushangneixieqiyeshangyanzhileide。
suchenmanbuzaihudeshuodao：“zhaozhurendoukaikoule，qianduoqianshaogenbenjiubushiwenti，zhaozhurenkanzheanpaijiuhaole！”
“suchena，nifangxin，laoshiyebuhuirangnichikuide！”
jiandaosuchenrucijimianzi，zhaozhurenyexiaole：“wotingshuonigenyaoyangyuledeqianyuechuledianwenti，niyouxinyideyulegongsima？wokeyibangmangtuijianyier！”
“duoxiezhaozhuren，woxiangdangyigeduliyinleren！”
tingdaosuchendehua，zhaozhurendelianshangluchuleyisijinge。
duliyinlerenzheitiaolu，kebuhaozoua！
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