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zheiyichanei，manchangsiji！
dadianzhizhong，qifenyayidaolejidian。
sheiyeweicengxiangdao，yanjingchenganduiyansonghefuziruciwuli。
yaozhidao，yansonghebuzhishiyanjiaerzhanglao，haihenshoutaifurenxiai。
ertaifurenshihedengrenwu？
tayijingyouliangbaisuigaolingle，xiuweigengshishenbukece，zheiyeshishengdiansanlao，buganduiyanjiaqingyixiashoudejidanzhichu。
erqietaifuren，haishiyanshicheng，yansonghe，yansongyingsanren，gongtongdenainai。
beifenzhigao，shilizhiqiang，keyishuoshiyanjiazhenzhengdezhangquanren，zhishishenjujianchu，zhuzaichengdongdechangchunyuan，buwenshishibale。
yidanyansongheyuyanshicheng，yinshengdianzhishinaofan，kexiangerzhi，daodisheichikui？
bijing，yanjingchenbuzhanli。
yanshichengdemuqin，meiguoshiqian，yebushoutaifurendaijian。
zaiyige，shiyansonghedexiuwei，napashiyanjingchenquanshengshiqiyebuguoliantijiuzhong，genliantidianfenghaiyouzheyidingdechaju。
zhenyaodouqilai，taxiuweijinfei，yansongheyizhangjiunengbatapaisi！
然后，果不其然……
zhitinghonglongyishengzhaxiang，kuangbaodeliantiweiya，bansuizheyidaoshenyinglvechu，zhibiyanjingchenerqu：“chouxiaozi，jintianwobianrangnizhangzhangjixing！”
“yansonghe！niganshenme？”
yanshichengyibutachu，rubenleijilve，shadaoyanjingchenshenqian。
haohandezhenwuzhiwei，yezaicishikuosanerkai，diduiyansonghe：“nishenweizhanglao，zhangbei，ershu，yinyidianxiaoshiqijibaihuai，haiyaoduihoubeichushou，chenghetitong，xiangshenmeyangzi？”
yansonghedeqiyan，shunjianyazhilexiaqu。
keshi，yansongyingquezoulechulai，bangchendao：“dage，zheijiushinidebuduile，nierzixianshimarengoudongxi，youyaoergefuziyiqishang，rucidemanhengtiaoxin，huanzuoshini，nihuizenyang？”
“ruguoergebujiaoxuncizi，tayihouhairuheguanlijiazuhoubei？”
yanshichengzhoulezhoumei，tayeganjuehenbuduijing。
pingchang，yanjingchennahuishizheigeyangzi？
gengshizaixiang，tanalaidedipai，gangenyansonghefuzijiaoban？
suiranhenyihuo，danyanjingchenzenmeyeshizijideerzi，jibianshichengfa，yelunbudaoyansonghedongshou。
xuanjichenshengdao：“neiyebuxing，shenweizhangbei，wulunrenheyuanyin，doubunengduihoubeichushou，hekuangshiwodeerzi，yanjiadeshaozhu。”
“zaizheeryan，rubushinimenbiporuma，zaisanbiandi，woxiangcheneryebushineizhongbujiangdaolideren。”
aiyuyanshichengdeshili，yansongheyuyansongyingduishileyiyan，budebuweiquqiuquan。
danzheikouqi，yansongheyouzenmeyandexiaqu？
tazhishiyanshicheng，dao：“jirandagerucitanhuzijideerzi，neiqirizhihou，taifurenshoudan，wohuijiangyiqiebingming，qingtazuogegongduan！”
shuoba，henhenfushou：“tianer，womenzou！”
yandangtianwojinleshuangquan，tianlansedeyuanlifengkuangranshaozhe：“dabo，wodaoyaokankan，ninengweihuzheifeiwuduojiu！”
yanzunyeshiquxiaodao：“yanjiadechiru，bietaixiaozhangle，huiquhaohaoshenshiyixiaziji，kankanxianzaidezijixianggeshenmedongxi。”
tayuyanjingchen，yizhiyilai，doushiyanjiadeliangdatiancai。
danmeicijiaoshoudouchuyuxiafeng，suoyitayidudourenwei，zheizhishiyanjingchenxiulianziyuanduo，caidaozhidejieguo。
xianzaiyanjingchenluopole，ziranyaohenhendicaishangliangjiao。
“闭嘴吧你！”
yansongyingyishenghechi，ganjinlazheyanzunlikaidadian，yinweitayinyinganjuedao，zheilideqifenyouleyisigewaideguiyi。
“chener，womenyezouba！”
yanshichengchaoshenhoushuoleyisheng，quemeiyouhuiying，dangtazhuanmuyiwangshi，queshikandaoyanjingchen，chaoyansonghefuzilikaidefangxiangzhuilechuqu。
“他想干什么？”
zheiyimu，bujinshiyanshichengyileng，liandianneizhurendouganjuedaolebumiao，limashanshenerchu。
dadianwai，yichuyuemobabaipingfangdejudakongdishang，sheyouyizuowudoutai。
ercishideyanjingchen，zhengpiaoranqishang，lijihezhuleliangdaoshenying：“yandangtian，nisanfanwucimawofeiwu，ruwomingsheng，buliuxiadiandongxi，jiuxiangyizoulezhilema？”
“他娘的！”
yandangtianqijibaihuaidezhuanguoshenlai，zhenghaomanduzideyuanqi，haimeichusani，jiukandaoyanjingchenliyuwudoutaishang，kandailouyibankandaita，shikerenshubukeren：“nidangwopalenibucheng？”
飕！
renrulijian，xuankongliubujizou，feidaolewudoutaishang。
shashijian，qianbaidaomuguang，jinshujujiyuliangrenshenshang。
yansonghejinjichuanyindao：“nizi，biebatadasile，fouzeniwodoudewandan！”
“fangxinbadie，woziyoufencun！”
yandangtianzhuantouhuileyisheng，queyezhenghaokandaoyansongyingfuziyuyuanfangjingwang，yanzunhaijitashuqiledamuzhi，haosizaishuo：“xishuachirudeshihoudaole，jiwohenhendeganta！！！”
“嗯！”
yandangtianzhongzhongdiantou，diqishizu，tayiqianqueshipaleyanjingchen，danjinshibutongwangrile，zaidufengcidao：“wobenweiwuxiu，shenfengaogui，buxieyufeiwujiaoshou，danaiyuniyizaixiangbi，shiwobudebufangxia*shenduan！”
“xianzai，nichushouba，worangnisanzhao，miandetarenshuowoqifufeiwu！”
“哈哈！”
yanjingchenliyugaotai，chubianbujing，zhoushenyiyousisiheiqiliuzhuan，dangtawenzhiciyan，bujindefangshengerxiao：“cengjingbaini，zhixuyijian，xianzaishangni，danzhijike。”
这是多么的讽刺！
yandangtiandelianseshunjianyinheilexialai，haoxiangtazhendejiebuxiayanjingchendanzhiyijiside？
erweiguanzhongrenyenanmianyizheneran，tagaibuhuishifengleba？jingganrucidekouchukuangyan？
“feiwujiushifeiwu，zuibazailihaiyouyoushenmeyong？”yandangtianchaoxiaodao：“zheizhihuixiandenigengjiawuneng！”
“shima？”yanjingchentongkongyisuo：“neiwochushoule！”
dangqihuayinluoxiashi，yandangtianlikejiebei，zhijianyanjingchenquzhiyidan，shuadeyishengyinbaoxiangqi。
yishuanheisedemoguang，rulixuanzhijian，haosibaoluolewuqiongweili，suoxiangpimierlai。
erzaiyandangtianyanzhong，gengrugulaodemoshenzhishou，chaotahenhenzhualeguolai。
“这是什么手段？”
yandangtiantongkongjikuo，hedeliantuilesanbu。
zheiyizhi，kansifengqingyundan，shizekeyiyaoletademing。
dancike，tazennengtuique？
“jingtaohailangzhang！！！”
yandangtianyishengbaohe，liantiliuzhongdezhanli，wuxianbaofang。
tianlansedeyuanqi，dunshibianruhongchaoyiban，congqizhangxinbaosheerchu。
嗡嗡嗡～
botaobandezhangyin，zikongzhongchengxing，xiedaizheshuixinengliangderouhe，yuneianheizhimanghenhenzhuangzaileyiqi。
崩！
raner，yishengbaoxianghou，neizhangyinsifenwulie，erneizhimangzhichaqixinfang。
唰！
燕荡天立刻闪避。
keshizhimangsiyoulingxingban，raozhiqishenhou，chideyishengroulie，shejinlejianjiagu。
砰！
judadechongjili，jiangyandangtianzhenggeren，hongranjifeilechuqu。
zheiyicha，suoyoumuguangdoujujizailetadeshenshang，jinghaizhiji。
zhidaoyandangtiandeshenzi，zazaiyansonghejiaoxia，shicaihuangrandawu：“yanjingchenmeiyoufei，tashenzhibiyiqiangengjialihaile，zheidaodizenmehuishi？”
kesuizhierlai，queshiyanjingchenciyuyandangtiandelengchisheng：“nikoukoushengshengmawofeiwu，xianzaiquelianwoyizhidoujiebuxia，neiniyousuangeshenmedongxi？”
yanba，muguangyizhuan，luozaimanliandaizhideyansongheshenshang：“haiyouni，shenweizhangbei，zaiwotiancaishi，duiwoayufengcheng，erwoluoposhi，queluojingxiashi，xianzainikandaolema，woyanjingchennapashixiuweijinfei，bainier，haibushishoudaonielai？”
“niyinggaiqingxing，meiyouyiqishang，fouzenifuzierren，jintianjiuyaopazhehuiqule！”
beiyanjingchenrucixunchi，yansonghedeliansekeweishijiqinankanle：“shileyixieyinmoushouduaneryi，nihaibuzuyizaizheiliyaowuyangwei。”
“suanbushangyaowuyangwei，zhishibanimenfuzijiwodexiuru，yigaifenghaibale！”
yanjingchenbuyuanduoyan，zhuanshenbianzou，queyeliuxialeyijuhua：“nimendoujiwojizhule，buyaoxiaokanrenheyigeren，woyanjingchencongqianruci，xianzairuci，yihouyeshiruci！”
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