被师妹抛弃后，我成了神女座上宾我吃菠萝-著

小说简介

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精彩章节

第一章

wohelinruohanyiqixiulianbainian，womenshibishuizongrenrenxianmudeshenxianjuanlv。

keyouyitian，linruohangenwoshuo，tayanjuanlegenwoyiqixiulianderizile，pingdanyouwuquderizi，tashougoule。

wotinglezheihuachenmole，womeiyouwentaweishenme，woyigerenmomodelikailebishuizong。

bishuizongdeshidishimeimen，dourenweiwoguobuleduojiujiuhuihuilai。

yinweiyiqian，buguanlinruohanzuoshenme，wodoubulibuqi。

keshi，zheiciwomeiyouzaihuilaile。

houlai，linruohanqianlichuanyinjiwo：“zhouzimo，wohouhuile，nishenmeshihouhuilai？”

woshenbiandeguniangyanxiaoyanyandechuanyinhuiyuta：“womenzaimuyuni，ninawei？”

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天羽城，碧水宗。

wobenshibishuizongdedashixiong。

wobenyinggaiyougenggaodexiuwei，youjihuiwendingyidaixianshi。keshi，woqueweileyimingnvzi，huochengletiangou。

helinruohanyiqizaibishuizongxiulianshinian。

womenshirenrenxianmudeshenxianjuanlv。

weilelinruohan，wozhunbeileyiniandepinli，limiannangkuolegeshizhenguidexiulianziyuan，zheixiequanshiwodezhanlipin。

woyizhishebudeyong，douliuzhezhunbeisongjilinruohan。

wozhaorensuanguo，qitianzhihou，shihuangdaojiri，suoyiwozhunbeiqitianzhihou，qulinfushangmenqiuqin。

linfuhewomenzhoufu，benjiushishijia，womensuiranmeiyouchengqin，danshishinianganqing，liangjiarenziranshileyijiandaowomenbaitangchengqin。

buguo，wobingmeiyougenlinruohanshuoshangmentiqindeshiqing。

yinweizheijitiantazaiwaimianzhixingrenwu，suansuanrizi，tamingtianyinggaihuilaile。

woxiangdengtamingtianhuilai，wozaigaosuta，yesuanjitayigejingxiba。

xiangdaozheili，woxinliyizhenjidong，nengqudaolinruohan，shiwobishengdezhuiqiu。

womenyiqixiulianshinian，woxiangxinlinruohanyeshiyuanyijiajiwode。

jiuzaizheigeshihou，yimingxiaoshimeilaidaolewoshenqian，tayouyuleyihuier，haishijiangyiyangdongxijiaodaolewoshoushang。

“zhoushixiong，niyiqianjiuguowodeming，wojuedezheigedongxiyoubiyaojinikankan。”

wojieguoshimeishoulidedongxi，kanlekan，jingranshiyikuailiuyingshi。

zheigexiaoshimeijiaowuxiaomei，woouranyicizhixingrenwu，jiuguotayiming，buguowozaojiuwanglezheijianshi。

wokanzheliuyingshi，buzhidaowuxiaomeiyoushenmeyongyi。

liuyingshi，nengliuzhuguowangyingxiangyinrongdelingshi。

wozhijianzhuyidaolingqiruliuyingshi，liuyingshizaiwodeyanqian，zaixianhaiyuanyiduanhuamian，nvzixixiaoshengyinzaihaiyuanerlai。

“linruohan，zhenxianmunia，zhoushixiongbujinjunmeiwushuang，shiliyouqiang，duinigengshiwuweibuzhi。zaizhenggebishuizong，zheiyangwanmeidenanzizhendezhaobuchudiergele。”

“shia，zaibishuizong，linshijieyinggaizuixingfudenvzileba。ruoshizhoushixiongnengzheibanduiwo，wobiansierwuhanle！”

“nibiezuomengle，nibuzhidaozhoushixiongdexinsiquanzailinshijieshenshangma？bishuizongdeqitanvzi，tazhengyandoubuhuikanyiyande。”

huamianli，linruohanrutongzhongxingpengyueyibanduanzuozaijigenvdizizhongjian，henxianran，zheiyiqunrendeguanxifeiqian。

linruohankanzhezhongren，xiaolexiaodao：

“zhoushixionga，yejiunimendangtashibao，zaiwoyanlitajiushigeyumugeda，shinianle，tatongtiangouyibangenzaiwohoumian，fanrendehen。”

“真的假的啊？”

“ziranshizhendele，zuijinwotingshuobishuizonglaileyiweijiaosunxuandeshidi，bujinwudaotianfuguoren，erqiezhangdeyushulinfeng，bizhoushixionggengdewoxin。”

“linshijie，nizhendeduizhoushixiongmeiyouqingyile？neishimeiwokeyaobuchengrangle。”

“zheibanwuquzhiren，nimensheiaizhuisheizhui，fanzhengwofantoule！”

kanzheliuyingshilidehuamian，woxinrudaoge，xiongkouzhenzhenjiaotong。

wofuchudezhenxin，chengletaxiangzhongrenxuanyaodeziben。

zheijiushiwoquanxinquanyihehulezhengzhengshiniandelinruohan？

neiyizhangshuxidelian，zaizheiyikezaiwoyanli，biandewubimosheng。

yeba，jiranzheiyang，neibianfangshouba。

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jiexialai，womeiyouzaijianlinruohan，wozhengrichenmiyuxiulian。

yixiechuanyanqushiyezaibishuizongliuchuanqilai。

piru，yourenjiandaolinruohanhesunxuanzaiyiqixiuliangongfa。

youpiru，yourenjiandaoliangrenshenzhishizhijinkou，yiqiburudongfu，yiyeweichu。

zheihaizhishikaishi，meichengxiang，zaiyigeyueyicidewudaojiangzuokeshang，linruohanhesunxuanzhengdaguangmingdechuxianle。

zheiwudaojiangzuoke，shibishuizongjuxingde，zhuanmenweidizijiangjiewudaozhishidejiangzuo，jihusuoyoudebishuizongdizidouhuilaicanjia，woziranyebuhuiliwai。

kanzhechuxianzaiwomianqiandelinruohanhesunxuan，yixieguanxihaodexianyoudoudanyoudekanzhewo。ziranshiyeyouyixieren，shenzhiyouxingzailehuo。

wolianshangmianwubiaoqing，danshimeirenzhidao，cikewoshouzhideguanjiedouniedeyouxiefanbaile。

linruohankanlewoyiyan，xiaozheshuodao：“zhoushixiong，woqianjitianjiuxianggennishuole，woduiniyijingmeiyouganjuele，gennizaiyiqizheixienian，pingdandegenheshuiyiban，guadanzhiji，wanghouqingnibuyaolaifanwole。”

linruohanzheihuarutong，jiaolongruhaijilejingtianhailang。

changmianluozhenkewen，wochenglezhenggebishuizongdexiaohua。

linruohandangzhongjiangwodezunyancaizaidishanghenhendemoca，sihaobugujibainianqingyi。

zhidaoshenxilehaojikouqi，wocaikongzhizhuzijideqingxu。

“wozhidaole，yihounizounideyangguandao，wozouwodedumuqiao，wogennizaiwuguage。”

哈哈哈。

百年！

狗屁的百年！

niwanglezheibainian，shisheijiaoniliandegong？yaoburanpingnidewuxing，xiuweinengjinbudezheimekuai？

niwanglezheibainian，shisheiduiyizhizaizhaogunima？nishangcizhixingrenwushoushang，yaobushiwo，ninenghuoming？

niwanglezheibainian，shisheipidianpidianzainishenbiananqianmahou？yaoshizheishinian，wonalaihaohaoxiulian，wodoubuzhidaozijixiuweiyouduoqiang！

哈哈哈。

zheibainian，shiwoyanxiadebainian。

buguohaihao，xianzai，woyanjingbuxiale。

kanzhemianqianmanlianxiaorongdelinruohan，cike，wojuedetarangrenyanedelingrenzuoou。

woyikeyebuxiangdaizaizheili，jinguanzheiwudaojiangzuohenzhengui，danshiwohaishiyiwufangudelikaile。

“kaidule，kaidule，nimenshuodashixiongzheicinengjianchiduozhangshijian？”

“dashixiongshichulemingdetiangou，wocaibuchuyigeyue，dashixiongjiuhuihuilaikenqiulinruohan。”

“yigeyuetaiduole，wocaizuiduosantian！”

tingzhebeihouzhongrenyilundeshengyin，wocaizhidaozijiyiqianyouduotian。

woxinzhongandao：kongpazheiyici，nimendouyaoshiwangle。

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我回到了我的洞府。

wocongchuwudailiquchuleyibabaojian。

zheibabaojianshiyibanvshipeijian，jianqiaochengxianchiqingse，shangmiankezheruohanerzi。

dazaozheibajiandetiehenshizhengui，shiyongtianwaiyuntiedazao，woqinshouzhengzhengdazaoshinian，caizuizhongchengxing。

keyishuo，wozijixianzaiyongdebaojian，doushebudeyongzheibanzhenguidetie。

wohaobuyouyudebazheibabaojianrengjinleronglu，yinweilinruohanbupeiyongyouzheibabaojian。

zheibabaojian，shijianjinyou，duyiwuer。

yitianzhihou，zheibabaojianchedibianchengleyikuaiyuntie。

wobayuntieshouleqilai，xiaciruoshizijiyaoduanzaobaojian，zheiyuntiekeyiyongdeshang。

shoushiwandongfulidedongxi，woyiwufangudelikailezheili。

linzouzhiqian，woyijianpichu，huilezhenggedongfu。

zheigedongfu，linruohancengjingduocilaizhuguo，jishiruci，wobianyijianzhanduanguowang。

woxiangzongmenshenqingyoulitianxia，ranhoubianlikailebishuizong。

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wolikailetianyucheng，lailelingwaiyizuochengchi。

zheizuochengchijiaoqingyuecheng，fengqingzongjiuzuoluozaici。

fengqingzonghebishuizongguanxibenjiubijiaoyouhao，wozaifengqingzongdaoshiyouyixiehaoyou，tingshuowodaoleqingyuecheng，dajiadoushuozheyaoqingwohejiu。

wozaitianyucheng，xuanleyizuoshanfeng，bianzaizheilizhunbeixiuxingle。

zheizuoshanshangtaohuahenduo，henduorendoujiaozheilitaohuaxianjing。

kanzhezheiyiwangwujidetaohualin，wodexinqingwubidefangsong，jiulianxiuweiyezaibujingyijiantupolepingjing，biandegengjiaqiangda。

zheitian，wodehanshelailejiweifengqingzongdehaoyou。

zaonianwocengjingdaibiaobishuizongcanjiawozongmendasai，worenshidehaoyoudoushiyixiezongmendetianjiaorenwu。

“zhouxiong，jinianmeijianle，meixiangdaonideshilibiandeyufadeshenbukecele。”

“shia，zhouxiongbujinshiliqiangda，erqiefengshenjunlang、yushulinfeng，zhenshilingwodenganranshisea。”

“nimenzhenshitaijuwole。”

womenhezhelingjiu，tanxiaofengsheng。

jiuzaizheishi，yidaoshenyingrujiutianxuannvcongtiankongluoxia，juanqipianpianhuaban，nvrenrongyanlengyan，shenzidemiaoman，ta......youbianmei。

fenghuajuedaibuguoruci，wokanxiangtadanxiaokaikou：“zhaoyuchan，bielaiwuyang。”

zhaoyuchan，tashifengqingzongdetianjiaozhinv，yesuanshiwoweiyideyigeyixinghaoyou。

tadetianfufeifan，womenzaishangyijiezongmendahuishangjiaoguoshou。

womenliangrenyesuanshibudabuxiangshi，zuihouwomendachengpingshou，yesuanshiqifengduishou。

“shia，zhouzimo，haojiubujian。”

zhaoyuchanqianxiaoyanyan，yuqihaobuhuankuai。

zhouweidejirenjianzhaoyuchanjingranxiaole，doushichijingbuyi。

“zhaoshijie，nikeshizonglichulemingdebingshanshennva，meixiangdaoyehuiyouxiaodeshihou。”

yigehaoyoudaqudeshuodao。

“shia，woyiweizhaoshijietianshengduinanrenmianyi，meixiangdaoduizhouxiongdaoshiyuzhongbutonga。”

lingwaiyigehaoyouyefuhedao。

“gewei，doushihaoyou，dajiajiubiedaqule，lai，helingjiu，zheishiwozijiniangdetaohuazui，meiweifeifan。”

wojuqijiubei，xiaozheshuodao。

jiuguosanxun，yigehaoyoubaguadao：

“zhouxiong，tingshuonihelinruohanfenkaile？”

wodandingdedianlediantou，cishi，woxinliyijingwanquanfangxiale。

zaitinglinruohanzhesangezi，woneixinyiranhaowubolanle。

“fenkailehao，zhouxionga，yigerenduoxiaoyaoa。”

woyuhaoyoumenyibianliaotianhejiu，yibianxinshangzhezheishilitaohua，kuaihuodehena！

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jiuzheiyang，wozaizheilidaileyinian，zheiyinianzhong，laidezuiduoderenjiushizhaoyuchanle。

jianjiande，woyemingbailezhaoyuchandexinyi。

yigerendexiulianshijianshibaoguile，meiyourenhuiweiwuguanderenlangfeishijian。

woyiqianailinruohan，suoyiwoweiletalangfeilehenduoshijian。

xianzai，zhaoyuchanjihumeigejitian，jiuhuilaikanwo。wobushishazi，ziranmingbailezhaoyuchandexinyi。

danshiwobuganjieshou，wopazaicishoushang。

woruguozaicixianruqingai，daoshihouzhaoyuchanzaibeipanwo，wodedaoxinkenenghuibengkui。

jiuxiangtianshangdejinggongzhiniao，lierenshechudediyijian，suiranshangleta，danshibuzhiming，tahainengfei。

danshilierenshechudedierjian，jinguanshiyidaokongqi，danshiyeyaoleneizhiniaodeming。

“zhouzimo，nihaibumingbaiwodexinyima？”

zhaoyuchandingzhewo，youxietantedewendao。

zheijinhubiaobaidehuayu，rangwobuzhidaozenmehuidata。

“wozheibeizibuhuizaiqingyixihuanyigerenle，duibuqi。”

woyaoleyaotou，jujuelezhaoyuchan。

zhaoyuchanshenqingweiweiyouxieshiluo，guoleyihuier，tabianfeizoule。

woxiang，tazaiyebuhuihuilaile。

wohetabenlaishihenhaodepengyou，danshiyihou，gujilianpengyoudoumeidezuole。