koubeichaogaodexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo《beishiniangpianquxiulianhou，shaziwudile！》，yetianciliufeiyanshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：liufeiyanwumeidepieleshaniuyiyan，hongzhelianwendao：“shaniu，nizhunbeihaolema？”shuowan，liufeiyanshuangshouheshaniudeshuangshoushizijiaocha，gegexiaodao：“lai，shiniang……
“dengyueliangpadaoxibiandeshihou，quhouyuanshiniangfangjian？”
shaniuzhuazhetoufa，yiliankunhuodewendao：“quhouyuanshiniangfangjianganma？”
liufeiyanpuchiyixiao：“nizheishaxiaozi，wenzheimeduoganma？lailenibujiuzhidaolema？”
“buxingbuxing，shaniubugan！”shaniuhuangmangyaotoudao。
“youshabugande？”liufeiyanzhoumeiwendao。
zhitingshaniuzhizhiwuwudedao：“shifushuoguo，neishishifuheshiniangshuijuededifang，shaniubunengquhouyuan，gengbunengjinshiniangdefangjian，ruoshibeitafaxianyici，tajiuyaobashaniudeshuangtuidaduan，suoyishaniubugan......”
“gege......”liufeiyanrenjunbujin，qingfuzheshaniudenaodaidao：“yaoburenjiadoujiaonishaniuni，shaxiaozi，nishifudousile，haizenmebanishuangtuidaduan？”
“a...？”shaniuwenyandunshiyileng，xuanjiyounaolenaotou，luchuyilianweinandemoyang。
liufeiyanjianzhuanglikeluchubuyuezhise，yangzhuangyanlidexunchidao：
“ashenmea？nizheishaxiaozi，lianshiniangshuodehuadoubutingleshiba？”
shaniulianmangbaishoudao：“bububu，shaniutingshiniangdehua，shaniujintianwanshangjiuquhouyuanfangjianzhaoshiniang，shiniangbuyaoshengqile。”
kanzheshaniuzheifuhantai，liufeiyanyaranshixiao：“zheicaiduima，shiniangbushengqi，shiniangzaikaokaoni，shinianggangcairangnishenmeshichenquhouyuanzhaoshiniang？”
shaniunaotouxianglexiang，dao：“jintianwanshang，dengyueliangpadaoxibiandeshihou...”
“daduile，shaniuzhencongming，nikeyaojilaoa，shiniangdengzheni，laideshihoujidedongjingxiaodian，biebeirenfaxianlou！”
“shaniujizhule。”shaniuliezhezuishaxiaodao。
“xingle，nikuaiquganhuoba，shiniangzigeerdaihui。”
“shishiniang，shaniuquganhuolou！”
shaniuyingleshenghou，bianpidianpidianpaolechuqu，buyihuierjiuxiaoshizailemenwai。
wangzheshaniuliqudebeiying，liufeiyanbuyougankaiwanqian。
jiazhushangzaishi，tahejiazhudoushiningqijingxiuwei，neishicaijiarensheiganzaitamianqianzaoci？
rujinjiazhusile，tadexiuweihaidieluodaolecuitijing，yejiameileqiangzhe，kebushilunweizhenbanshangdeyurou，renrenzaige。
zuikehendeshi，jiuliantaxianglaihuduandeyejiarenyebunatadangzijiaren，haixiangjiangtasongruchailanghubaokouzhongyixishiningren，shashirangrenqifen！
haozaijintianshaniubangtajielewei，liufeiyanzheicaisonglekouqi！
shaniuzouhou，tadangjiconghuaizhongtaochuyibengongfa，gongfamingwei《yinyanghehezaohuashengong》！
liufeiyanfandongjiyehou，buyouluchujingxizhise，nannandao：“meicuo，jiushizheibengongfa，zhiyaoheshaniulianle，wohenkuaijiunenghuifudaoningqijing！”
xiangdaozhei，liufeiyanbianbuyoudejidongqilai！
......
yucitongshi，liuyuncheng，caijiadatingzhizhong。
yishenchuanqingpaomianrongweiyandezhongniannanzidafaleiting：“nishuoshenme？renmeidaihuilai，nimenhaibeiyejiadeshazidaleyidun？zhenshiyiqunmeiyongdefeiwu！”
“jiazhuxinu，jiazhuxinua！”caijiaguanjiacaikunguizaidishangsesefadoudao。
“feiwu，tongtongdoushifeiwu！”caijiajiazhucaihongxuanlenghengyishengdao：“laofuzaijinizuihouyicijihui，santianzhinei，laofuruoshihaidebudaoliufeiyan，nijiukeyicongwocaijiagundanle！”
“shishishi，jiazhuxinu，shuxiazheijiuquban，zheijiuquban！”caikunlianlianshuodao。
......
夜色渐深。
shaniuzuozaipianyuanchaifangmenkou，jiaojidekanzhetianshangdeyueliangcongnanbianzhuandaoxinanbian，youcongxinanbianzhuandaoxibian。
“shiniangshuole，dengyueliangpadaoxibiandeshihou，ranganshaniuquhouyuanfangjianzhaota！”
“shinianggaibuhuishikananliqida，yaojiaoanxiuliangongfaba！”
“denganlianwangongfajiubianqiangle，daoshihoukansheihaiganqifushiniang！”
xiangdaozhei，shaniuxinzhongyizhenqiexi，qishenpaipai**，bianchaohouyuanqule。
cishiyishiergengtian，yeshenrenjing，shaniugangzoudaohouyuanyuanmenkou，xinlijiufanqiledigu。
“shiniangrangandongjingxiaodian，chadianbazheishijiwangle！”
xiangdaozhei，shaniulikefangqinglejiaobu，nieshouniejiaodemaiguohouyuanmenjian。
yizhijiaogangcongmenjianmaiguoqu，shaniuxinlibianyoufanqiledigu：“shifuzheihuiergaibuhuizaitianshangkanzheanniba？anjinhouyuan，tajiuyaodaduanandeshuangtui...！”
“keshishiniangrangshaniubiepa...”
shaniuxinlifamao，jiujielehaodayihuier，caizhongyuguzuyongqi，xiaoxinyiyidezouruhouyuan，shengpabeibierenkandao。
houyuanlongzhaozaiyipianjingmideyesezhong，zhiyouweiruodexingguangtouguoshushaosaluo。
weiyideliangguanglaiziyuneishanjinbidefangmen，shaniuyiyanbianrenchu，neizhengshishiniangliufeiyandefangjian。
tapingzhuhuxi，yanzheqianggenxiaoxinyiyidekaoleguoqu，gangzoudaofangmenkou，haimeijinqu，shaniuhurankandaochuanghushangdaoyingchuyigeenaduoziderenying。
neirenyingceduizheta，xiantiaoliuchangeryouya，shencai**，wanmeiwuxia...！
shaniujianledunshihoulonggundong，fachugulushengxiang。
“yuanlaishishiniang，heanyitiao......heihei......”
tasuiranhansha，queyenengcaidaoshiniangcikezhengzaixizao。
buzhizenmede，wangzheshiniangyingzhaozaichuanghushangdeyingzi，shaniuzhijuedehunshenzaorewubi，zhengkexinzangdoufangfokuaiyaobengchulaiyiban！
youqishishiniangcongmutongzhongqishenchuyudeyishunjian，gengshirangshaniuxuemaipenzhang，huxijicu，koushuizhiliu......！
“这是咋回事？”
shaniujinzhangdezhinaotou，houtuideshihoubuxiaoxincongmuzhitaijieshanghualeyijiao，dunshifachuzhiyayisheng。
shaniugengjinzhangle，quezaizheishi，fangneichuanchuyidaowanruhuanglimingcuiniaobanqingcuiyueerdeshengyin。
“shaniu？shinima？menmeisuo，kuaijinlaiba。”
“是，是傻牛！”
shaniutingdaoshiniangqinqiedehuhuan，dunshidaxiguowang，shenxileyikouqihou，tuimenerru。
fangmenzhiyayishengbeituikai，fangjiannei，mimanzheyizhenyouxiang。
zheiguxiangweihenshihaowen，rangshaniujingshenhuanghu，xinkuangshenyi。
erzaikandaowuneidehuamianhou，shaniugengshilengzhule。
liufeiyanchuanzheyitiaomoqingsedequnku，qingroudebuliaogoulechutadexiaofu，guanghuapingtan，fangfoshijingxindamoguodeyushi。
xiaofushangfang，tadehongsedudouwanruchenxizhongdehuaduo，jiaoxiueryouwumei，qiaruqifendichentuochutadeyouyashenzi。
erzaineidudoudebaoguoxia，shiyiduibaomanertingbadexiongfu，chongmanleshengmingdeliliang，fangfozaixiangrenmenzhanshizhetadezixinyumeili。
suishuobusuangaosong，danneizhongfengyingdequxianzaizhuguangdeyingchenxiaxiandegewaidongren，touchuyigujingyingtitoudeguangze，yourubaiyubandejingzhi，rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaokaojin。
shaniulenglengdizhanzaimenkou，yanjingdengdedadade，zuibaweiweizhangkai，koushuijihushibushoukongzhidiliulexialai，wanquanwangjilezijishenzaihechu。
liufeiyanjiantazheimoyang，xintoubuyouyixi，jiaoxiaozhewendao：“shaxiaozi，shiniangmeima？”
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