wojuede《bingshannvzongcaiqiuzhewojiehun》tingbucuode，zheizhongdoushishenghuoticaidexiaoshuotebieduo，zheibenshihentaorenxihuande。《bingshannvzongcaiqiuzhewojiehun》jianjie：“nimenyezhidaozheishilaixuyuandele？”“wozhishishuolenimendehua，nimenjiupoledafang，kenimenzaiyongzheizhonghuashuyaoqiuwodeshihou，weishenmebiaoxiandelisuodangran……
sumoendoukuaibengkuile，lianmangjieshidao：“woyagenmeishuoneixiehua，haiyou……”
sulaotaiqiangshidao：“worangniguixia！”
“shi！”sumoenbenlaihaixiangjieshi，quezhidaonainaibuhuizaihutayoumeiyoushuoguoneixiehua，zhishiweilebiaomingsujiabuhuituihundetaidu。
erzaiguixiadetongshi，xinzhongnuhuotengranerqi！
她冤啊！
比窦娥还冤！
qinchuanshenxiyikouqi，laotaitaiyoudianwuqinga。
kanzhesuda**yilianweiqudemoyang，weishubuduodeliangxin，yezaoyulemengji。
danfuqibenshitonglinniao，dananlintougezifei。
laotouzishuoguo，xinzhongwunvren，badaoziranshen。
laotouzihaishuoguo，sidaoyoubusipindao。
suoyilaotouzichengshenle，rangtalaisujiachanghaidangnianqianxiadefengliuzhaile。
sutiancilaolianzhanghong，yanshendoukuaiyaonengsharenle！
这家伙想干什么？
gangjinsujiamen，jiuyaozuoweizuofu？
sulaotaixiaomimideshuodao：“sujiabukenengtuihun，tayaoshizaiganzheimeduini，nainaibaozhengrangnimanyi！”
qinchuanzuijiaomengdiyichou，laotaitaishushiyouyanbujin，buguozaiganshoudaolinshilaozhangrendezhiremuguanghou，likegaozhuangdao：“nikanwoneilaozhangrendeyanshen，haoxiangyaoshalewoside！”
“wojiashibadaidanchuan，jiuquanzhixiadeliezuliezong，haizhiwangwochuanzongjiedai，yaoshiwosile，laoqinjiajiuyaojuehoule！”
“suoyizheihun，ninengtuilema？”
sutianciliandoulvle，haitamadeguaitashengqi？
yaobushilaotaitaizaichang，tazaojiufanlianle。
“天赐，跪下！”
sulaotaiyongyanjiaoyuguang，daliangzheshenpangdeerzi，suihouyousaoxiangqinchuan，nilianzijideshenshidoubuzhidao，kaikoujiulaiyijulaoqinjiashibadaidanchuan，saqihuanglai，haizhenshilianbuhong，qibuchuande，youwodangniandefengfan。
“ma！”sutianciliansegengnankanle：“woyeyaogui？”
怒火直冲九重霄！
秦川想干什么？
不当人了？
ganshoudaoneichongmannuhuodemuguanghou，qinchuanbiqifengmangdezhuanlelian，genmeishirenside。
“跪！”
“噗通……”
suizhesulaotaideyishenglingxia，sutiancilianzhengzhadoubuzhengzhadejiuguizailedishang。
qinchuanrendoushale：“laotaitai，zhei……wandeyoudiandaleba？”
“zheicainadaona？”sulaotaibuyiweirandao：“yaobuwandezaidadian，niquyuanziliguangyiquan，kansheibushunyan，wozhijierangsheijingshenchuhu。”
在她面前玩阴的？
有必要吗？
woyaoshiliannanienidebenlingdoumeiyou，neijiubaichilebashiniandedamifan！
nijinguanzheteng，woquanlipeihe！
jiukannineiliangxin，nengbunengjindezhuzheiyangdezhemo！
qinchuanzuijiaojirou，mengdichouchu：“wanzheimeda，jiubupahukoubenjiushengniyiyema？”
gaoshouguozhao，zhaozhaozhiming！
jielianshitanxialai，suanshilingjiaodaolelaotaitaidekongbuzhichu！
不是个好人啊！
nagehaoren，nengganchuzheizhongshi？
“wosujianengzaihaichengyilibudao，jiushiyinweiwushangdechengxin，zaoniandingxiadehunyue，ziranbunengfanhuiluorenkoushe！”sulaotaizhenzhenyoucideshuodao：“danruguoxiangyaotuihundeshini，neiwozhinengrushigentanhuxiaoshuomingqingkuang，shiwomensujiagaopanbushangwudaoshan！”
“至于玉佩嘛……”
qinchuandexin，mengdizhandouleyixia，buhuishixiangshualaiba？
zaikanbeifenyujuedelinshilaozhangren，yijibinglengdaomianwubiaoqingdebianyilaopo，jinjiechenmobuyu，yiranzhidaobukenengtituihundeshile。
pengleyibizidehuihou，zhinengxingxingdeshanxiaodao：“zheijiaoshenmehua？”
“woxifuermeiruotianxian，sheiganjiaowotuihun，wogensheijiyan，xianzaiwomenzhengyelingle，yupeishibushigaijiwole？”
wulunruhe，xianbayupeinadaoshou，ranhoutiangaohaikuorenniaofei，jiusuanlaotouziyebiezaixiangyicishilainanieta。
sulaotaihaobuliuqingmiandechaichuandao：“ranhouninashangyupeiliulangtianyahaijiao，rangwosunnvshouhuogua？”
qinchuanliansedunshilalexialai，zheixiaolaotaibumihua！
youqineishuangyanjinglimaozhedejingguang，zhenshibatadexiangfa，kandeyimenqing，zheihaiwangepia！
“yupei，huijinide，danbushixianzai！”sulaotaibanzhelianyansudao：“nimenxianzaijiuqudongfang，shenmeshihoumoenhuaishangle，shenmeshihouyupeihaijini！”
“yaoshiyinianzhinei，wobaobushangzhongsunzi，yijiusuanniweiyue，zheibeizidoubiexiangnadaoyupei！”
“nainai！”sumoenliandouhongle，kangjudeshuodao：“wo……”
sulaotaizhishilengyanyisao，bianrangsuda**anjinglexialai。
“咳咳……”
qinchuanbeikoushuiqiangdezhikesou，guzuochouchangdepaizhenaomenshuodao：“dongfanghuazhuyedaoshimeishenmewenti，zhipayaogehaiziyoudiankunnan，kelianwoxiantianbuju，houtianbuying，yishenghaishuowoyoubuyuzheng！”
sumoenbinglengdeshenqing，youlexiexubodong，manyandoushibukesiyi。
这是什么套路？
狠起来连自己都黑？
sulaotaiwenzuodiaoyutai：“yupeishinide，nabunashinideshi，wozuiduodaiweibaoguanbale！”
tianyishengshoudeqinchuandizi，huiyoubuyuzheng？
jiusuanzhendeyou，neiyezaojiuzhihaole，shenmeshihou，lundaoneixieyongyilaizhenduanle？
“laotaitai，wozheirenmaobinghenduode，meiqianmeifangmeigongzuo，zuiguanjiandehaishitebiehuaxin，wojianyigeaiyigehaoba？”
qinchuanbiequdeshuodao：“nizhenshedebabaobeisunnvjiaojiwohuohai？”
sulaotaijianzhaochaizhaodeshuodao：“rujinlinglezheng，nijiushisujiadeyifenzi，yongyoujichengquande，niyaoxiangzhaogongzuo，fuyaojituanzhiweirennitiao。”
“ruoshijianyigeaiyige，bufanxianaishangwosunnv，fouzewobuxiangxin！”
“bushiwobuleyi，ershichazhebeifenni！”qinchuanliandouheile，haizaichuisizhengzhadao：“nixianga，woshifugenninshiyigebeifen，woliyinghanniayi，nindesunnvjiushiwodedazhinv，ninkanshibushizheigeli？”
laotaitairenlaochengjing，zheibushibatawangjuelushangbima？
sumoenfenhendedengleyiyan，doulingzhengle，nihaiyaozaibeifenshangzhanwobianyi？
臭不要脸！
sulaotaifengqingyundandao：“ruguonijihuidehua，worangtanhuxiaobanizhuchushimenjiubucunzaibeifenchale！”
“suanle，dongfang，jinwanjiudongfang！”qinchuanjinyaozheyaguan：“danwoshixianshengming，wobushiruzhuisujia，jiusuandongfangyebunengzaisujia，wo……woyaochuqukaifang！”
zheishitazuihoudejueqiang，xiaolaotaiguoyujizei，wanyizaisujiadongfang，jitashichudianshenmebanzi，shiqingkezhenjiuyaoshikongle。
“理所应当！”
sulaotaitairuozirandao：“napaniqugouwo，tadoudegenzheni，zhiyuyupeideshi，jiukannidezhanguole，yaohaohaonuli，nianqingrenbuyaopaku，yebuyaopalei！”
秦川汗流浃背。
sumoenzaoyiwudizirong！
xianglaikebandelaotaitai，kouzhongjingrannengshuochurucihulangzhici，jianzhibukeliyu！
sutiancigengshizicanxinghuidedixialetou，tazhidaozhangnvsumoenshiweilemeimeideziyou，caibeipojiajilezheizhongqipa，pianpiantazheidangfuqinde，lianzhiyishengdequanlidoumeiyou！
“呵……”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaolenghengsheng，zimenkouchuanlai：“sujiaguoranshihaomena，lianbierendelaogongdouyaoqianglaidangnvxu，liuxiarenjiaguerguanvde，jiubupazaobaoyingma？”
还想洞房？
经过他同意了吗？
congjinmendeneiyike，huangdongchengneichongmanchouhendemuguang，jiuyizhisisididingzheqinchuan！
taxianzaihenbudejiangzheigebanlushachulaidechengyaojin，jishengtunhuobole！
ertadechuxian，shunjianyinqilezhumu！
qinchuankanleguoqu，zheishijieketamadezhenxiao，yanglilizheigebaijinnvjingrandouzhaodaosujiale，buguozheinandeyoushishei？
shanglaijiuyifuerwubawandezhuaiyang，chumenbupaaizouma？
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