zhujiaojiaotansiyinzhanchenhaodexiaoshuojiaozuo《bushishuohaoyinhunmetansiyin》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshifanchusuobianxiedehaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：hunlishang，tagegeqiangzouletadezhunxinniang。tazhudongzhaodaotashuo：“hunlijixu，wojiajini。”tashitaanlianduoniandenanshen，yushihunhoukaiqileyiduan“hanxu”dezhuifuzhilu。lvzhanlvbai，lvbailvzhanzhihou，tazhongyumingbaitawuburezheikuaiyouchouyouyingdeshitou。xianglaiduitayantingjicongdeta，moutianzhongyutichu：“woyaohenilihun。”“zenmele？”“aiyigerenhaoleihaolei。”“neibeiyigerenaini？”“……wobuzhidao，nidoumeiaiguowo。”“neiwocongmingtiankaishiaini。”“……”qishitashenmeyebuzhidao，tachu......
翌日。
hezuotianyiyang，songhuayizaozaoqilaizhunbeihaolefengshengdezaocan。
zhanshaoyinzaijianshenfangduanlianwan，xishuhuanzhuangshoushihao，xialoujiuyouretengtengdezaocanchi。
beirenzhaogudeganjuehaibucuo。
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zuodaozheiyidiansonghuayihaishihenyouxinxinde。
zhanshaoyinchumenzhunbeiqugongsideshihou，songhuayipaodaomenbianwenta：“zhongwunixiangchishenme？wojinisongdaogongsiqu？”
takouhaoxiukou，niutouwenta：“jintianbushangke？”
“xiawucaiqu，suoyizhongwudasuanzijizaijializuofan。”
zhanshaoyindiandiantou：“wozhongwuyougehuiyi，dagaishiyidianbanzuoyoujiuhuijieshu，nishierdianguolaiba。”
“ng，neinilushangxiaoxin。”
manlianchongjingdewangzhetadechekaizoule，songhuayicaifanyingguolaitahaimeigaosutaxiangchishenme。
buguoyizhaotajianshendexixing，zuojianshencanzhuncuobule。
zheihaishisonghuayidiyicilaitagongsi，gangzoujinyiloudatinghaimeilaidejihaohaocanguanyixia，qiantaideyiweimeizijiulimayingshangqian：“furenninlaile？zongcaiganggangchuqule，fenfuwodainiqutabangongshidengta。”
songhuayimeixiangdaotahaishixiangaozhile，ganxiaozhedianlediantou，zaimeizidedailingxiaquletadebangongshi。
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“yinmishu？”qiantaimeizirenchuleneigenvhai。
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songhuayiyouxieyihuodekanzheyinmishudebeiying，zongjuedeyouxieqiguai。
qiantaimeizijiujieshishuo：“yinmishuyinggaishilaijizongcaisongwenjiande。”
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buguojiranshisongwenjiande，weishenmeyinmishugangcaikantadeshihouyanshenqiqiguaiguaide，sihuhaiyoudianxinxudeganjue。
mofei……shishenmejianbudeguangdebangongshilianqing？
xianglaixiangzhanshaoyinzheiyangyouyanzhiyoucaihuayouqianyouquandenanren，duitahushidandandenvrenziranbushao，zheixiezaitashenbiandenvmishuduitadongxinsiyebushibukenengdeshi。
kanlaitayaozuodebingbujinjinshifuhuozhanshaoyindewei，tahaidejinfangyourenwatadeqiangjiao！
chenzhanshaoyinhaimeilai，taqiaoqiaodequmishubangongshikanleyiyan，faxiannannannvnvgezhanyiban。
tebieguanzhuleyixianeigeyinmishu，chuanzheguiguijujudezhiyezhuang，zhazhedimawei，waibiaokanshangquhaitingqingchunposhide，yinggaishitaxiangduoleba？
“ayo！”songhuayituranwuzhezijidenaodai，zhoumeichaoshenhoukanqu。
“kanshangsheile？”zhanshaoyinbujinbumandeshouqiqiaotanaodaideshou，haishunzhetagangcaideshixianzhangwangleyixia。
songhuayirouzhenaodai，zhouzhemeitoubuyuedihuidashuo：“doubinishuai！”
“shima？zhinengshuomingniyanshenbuhaoshi。”
liangrenzhanzaimenkouliaotiandekongxi，gangcaineigeyinmishuzouleguolai：“zhanzong，niyaodeziliaowoyijingjinisongbangongshile。”
zhanshaoyinzhishidiandiantou，bianlingzhesonghuayiwangtabangongshizou，manbujingxindewenta：“laileduojiule？”
“有一会了。”
“做的什么菜？”
“nikanlejiuzhidaole。”
yinmishuzhanzaiyuandi，wangzheliangrenlikaidebeiying，yanshenzhizhongyinyinzangzheyisibugan。
xiawu，songhuayihaizaishangkedeshihoujiujiedaoleyeyulandehaoyoushenqing。
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songhuayicaifaxian，chongbaidebianjishigecuigengde“mogui”。
buguoyiqiandebianjidequebuzenmeguanta，tabenlaiyejiumeiyoushenmemingqi，bianjijiugengyuanyibaxinsifangzaineixieshaoweiyoudianzuopinderenshenshang。
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youleyeyulandaita，xiangzheqiuyueshouxiadaihongdeneixiezuopinhezuozhe，songhuayixinliyekaishichongjingqilai，yushibianyouledongxi。
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xiongyuhaishuotazhongseqingyou，jijimangmangpaohuijiashiweilepeilaogong。
qidianduo，zhanshaoyincongfanjuzhonglikai。
huidaojiazhong，yituikaifangmenheiqiqide，rangtadexinliyouyoulemouxiebuhaodeyugan。
mofeizheiyatouyoupaochuquhetadepengyouguihunle？
xiawujitafadexinxiyemeihui，kanlaiwandehenhaia。
dakaixuanguanchudedengcaifaxiantabaitianchuandeheisexiaopixiedongyizhixiyizhidebaizhe，meichumen？
zhanshaoyinhuanhaoxiezi，yihuozhezoushanglelou，qingqingqiaoleqiaotadefangmen，meiyouhuiying，tabianzhijieniukaimensuo。
fangjianliwuqimoheideyemeikaideng，zhikanjianshuzhuodefangxiangliangzheyikuaidiannaopingmu，pingmuqianzuozheyigeheiying。
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buzhidaodehaiyiweitashichenmishenmewangyoudewangyinshaonv。
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niutousichukanlekancaifaxianzhanzaimenbiandezhanshaoyin。
tazheicaizhaixiadaizaitoushangdeerji，erjilideyinleshengdadaotadounengyinyuetingdejian。
“你回来了啊？”
wangzhexiaomimideta，zhanshaoyinbanzhelianyuqibuyuedewen：“nizaiganma？”
songhuayifanyingguolai，xiangdaozijidiannaoshangzhengzaihuizhidenanhaibidongnanhaidehuamian，fanshoujiukoushanglediannaogai：“……xiezuoye。”
“写作业不开灯？”
“tianshenmeshihouheidea？jidianlea？nichifanlemeiyoua？”
mianduitazheiyilianchuandewenti，zhanshaoyindeliangengheile，yibianwangwuwaizouyibianshuo：“huanineixiexiaohuangtulianfandoubuchileshiba？”
songhuayijimangzhuichuqujieshi：“womeihuaxiaohuangtu，neishi……neishiyishu！haishinishuode！”
zhanshaoyinmeihetashuohua，chaozhelouxiazouqu。
songhuayigenzhenianxialou，kanzhetazoudaochufangquyu，dakailebingxiang，kanleyiyanlimiandecai，wenta：“xiangchishenme？”
songhuayizheicaifanyingguolaitayaoganma，xiaozhewenta：“niyehuizuofan？”
“wohuidehaiyouhenduo，birunimeihuaguodeyixiezishi，wodouhui。”
songhuayizhenglezheng，bushitameitingdongzhanshaoyinzaikaiche，ershiwanquanmeixiangdaotahuituranbiaoche，haizongyiweitashiyigegubanyansudelaonanren。
budui！tazheihuadeyisi，mofei……
“你有实战经验？”
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