《bashansheshui》wenzhangxiedehao，qingjiebizhen，neirongganren，lilinglamudengrenwumiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao，zheiyangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuobeisihuadelaobiaoxiedekanchengwanmei。zhuyaojiangdeshi：congzheigeweizhifangyanwangqu，shijigonglizhineideyiqieshiwujinshouyandi。wuyongzhiyi，cidishiyichujuejiadeliaowangdidian。【poanle……
zheishiyizuolinjinbianjingdezangzuxiaoxiang，zhucerenkouzhiyou1000duoren，cunzimenkouyouyigexiaoshaoka。
congshaokawuzilimianchulaiyigelianjiahongpupudezangzuxiaohuo。
小伙子满脸疑惑：
“zhaxidele，niyaodaonaliqu？”
“nihao，woshilaizheibianlvxingdelvke，jintianbuqubiededifangle，jiuzaixiangli”
xiaohuodiandiantou，zhilezhiziji
“wojiaoduoji，shizheilidehubianyuan”
lilingdongdetadeyisi，congkoudailisouxunleyixia，taochuyizhangzhizhiwenjian。
“zheishiwodebianfangzheng，jihuaqualidiqu”
duojijiandanjianchaleyixiawenjian，haijileliling。
“niyoupengyouzaizheibianma？zheimedadexuenizhunali？”
“wozijidaizhezhangpeng，yaoshininzheibianyoukongfangzihuozheyangquanniuquanshenmede，rangwonengdangdangxuejiugenghaole”
duojikanlilingbuxiangshihuairen，xianglilingzheiyangdeqixingzhezheiliangnianyejianguobushao，zhishizaizheigejijie，zheiyangdetianqixiazheshishaojian。
“wojialiyoukongfang，nigenwolaiba，ciren，nibangwokanyihuier，wobazheirensongjialiqujiuhuilai”
duojigenlingyigegangshaodeqingniandalegezhaohu，ranhoudaizhelilingwangxianglimianzou。
lilingdeshoutaofanghanxiaoguoyiban，fengxuechuidazhixia，shouyijingdongdemeiyouzhijuele。
duojikanchulaile，zhudongbanglilingtuiche。
李凌连忙道谢
“谢谢啊兄弟”
“duile，wozheilizhengzaizhiboni，nibujieyiba”
多吉把头凑到屏幕前
“meishimeishi，duoshaorenkannini？”
“wokanyixiaa，zheihuieryou280duoren”
“哇，你是网红啊”
duojixinggehenkailang，duizhepingmuyixiao
“dajiahao，huanyinglaipumajiangtangxianglaiwan”
【扎西德勒】
【nihao，shuaige，youjihuidaonijialaizuoke】
lilingbujingantan，pumajiangtangxiangpingjunhaibayeyou5000le，zheilijulibianjingyijingbuyuan，sizhouquanshiwurenqu。
zaizheimepianpidedifang，tongwang，tongdian，laobaixingmenyenengqingsongtongguowangluojiechudaowaimiandeshijie。
duojishuozijiyepingshiyehuiwanwanduanshipin，kankandoushoushenmede，danshifensimeiyoulilingneimeduo。
taxiwangnengtongguozimeitixuanchuanzijidejiaxiang，xuanchuanpumoyongcuo，zhiyoulaiderenduole，jializheibiandegexiangchanyecainengyoufazhan。
xianglidefangzijuedashudoushixingaide，qingyisedelandingzi，daigexiaoyuanzi。
yikanjiushizhengfudebangfuxiangmu。
“nimenzheilidefangzihenxine，doushizhengfubutiegaidema”
“shide，yigefangzizhengfujibu6wankuaiqian，zijihuabuleduoshaoqian”
“neihaitinghaode，pingshimaidongxishenmedefangbianma？”
“maidongxiwomenyibandouquxiancheng，ranhouxianchengyoudakachewangzheibianlacai，dagaisantianyiciba，shenmedongxidoubuquede”
duojijiadakailezijiadehongsedatiemen，jiaoleyisheng
“阿妈啦”
yigezangzuzhongnianfunvcongwulichulaile，yongzangyushuoleyijuhua，tingyisiyinggaishi
“duoji，nidaipengyouhuilaile？”
“tashilailvyoude，meidifangzhu，wobatadaihuilaile”
lilingduizhefunvdalegezhaohu
“zhaxidele，ajia，shizaidaraole”（ajiazaizangyulibiaoshijiejie、dajiedeyisi。）
duojibazixingchetuidaopengzixiamian，
“zoujinwuba，wulishengleluzi，hennuanhede”
李凌有点不好意思
“wojiuzaipengzixiamianjiuhenhaole，woshenshangtaizangle，jiubujinwule”
“aiya，nijiubuyaokeqile”
duojibanglilingxiexiahoubeidebeibaonajinlewuli。
lilingyemeizaituici，bashenshangdechentuhexuepailepai，genzhejinqu。
congfangwudewaiweilaikan，zangmindefangziyuputongbeifangrendefangzimeiyoushenmequbie，danshijinlewunei，jiunengfaxianxianmingdezangshizhuangxiudetedian。
“wonengpaiyixianijialima”
“没问题的~”
henduowangyouyeshidiyicikandaozhenshidezangminzhuzhai。
wuzhongdejiajuyishimujiajuweizhu，dibanshangpushezhechuantongdezangshiditan，secaixianyanfuyoucengci。
zhushiheketingdoubumanlecaihuidiaoshi，fangjianyijiaobaifangzheyigefokan，qiangbishangguazheyigekanqilaitingyouniandaigandetangka。
ketingzhuozishangbaifangzheqingkebing、maoniuganhezangshisupidianxin。
【wa，wulidezhuangshihaopiaolianga】
【suoyiwoshuobuyaoxiaokanmumin，daduoshumumindoubiwomenzheixieshangbanzuyouqianduole】
【zheizhongchuantongzangminjialiyouhenduolaowujiande】
【neixielaotieqilaoyinqidoutingzhiqiande】
【xiexiezhubodaiwomenjianshibuyiyangdeshijie】
canguanwanfangzi，ajiaduanlaileyiwanretengtengdesuyouchafangzailelilingmianqian。
“suerqiaque”（qingyongcha）
“谢谢阿加”
suyouchashiganggangzhuchulaide，sanfachunongyudexiangqi。
zheizhongxiangqishinonghoudenaixianghunhezhechadeqingxin。
lilingbajingtouduizhunsuyoucha，
“dajiaqingkan，zheijiushizuizuizhengzongdidaodesuyoucha”
chatangchengxianchubaomandeshenhese，chatangzhongfudongzhedandandenaiyouseze。
“zhiyouzheizhonghaibaxiademaoniunaihenaiyoucainengzhizuochuzheiyangpinzhidesuyoucha”
“wotixiongdimenchangyikouha”
yinweichabijiaotang，lilingmanmanxileyikou。
shouxianshinongyudenaixiangbaoguozheshejian，jiezheshichayedailaidedandankuse。
suizhechayewenreshunhuadiliuguohoulong，yizhongwennuanhemanzuganyouranersheng。
lilingduizhejingtoubileyigedadadezan
“youhaoheyounuanshenzi！”
多吉笑着说
“manmanhe，amahaizhulehenduo，niduohejiwan”
lilingheleliangwansuyoucha，shenzichedinuanleguolai。
“duojixiongdi，meidanwunigongzuoba”
“meiyoude，woshibaiban，benlaiyeyaojiaojiebanle”
“ee，neijiuhao，duile，nengjieyongnijiadedianyuanbangwochonggediandianme”
“当然没问题了”
tingdaozheiyiju，danmuyoukaishikaiwanxiaole。
【zhuboyouyaotaochutadedabanzhuanle】
【xiongdi，xiashouqingdian，zangzutongbaoburongyia】
“wodechongdianbaoyoudianda，wojinisaodianqianba”
duojiyitinglilingyaojitaqian，yixiabuleyile，shun**lejucu
“wox，chonggedianhainengyaoniqianme！”
【zangzutongbaozhendetaireqingle】
【这句我x好帅啊】
【jizhutadebiaoqing，dengxialilingbabanzhuantaochulai，zaikanyixia】
zangmindaduodouhenreqinghaoke，tamenjuedemenchumenzaiwaizongyoukunnandeshihou，nengbangyibajiubangyiba。
jiuxiangtamenchangnianzaiwaimianfangmu，zonghuiyudaoyixietebiedetianqi，xiongmengdeyeshou，nanmianhuixuyaobierendebangzhu。
lilingzaitamenyanzhongbudandanshiyuanfangdekeren，gengshiyigexuyaobangzhudeliulangren。
liaozheliaozhe，lilingdeduzigulugulujiaole。
zaoshangdaoxianzai，lilingjiuchileyidianmianbaohehuotuichang，xianzaishenzinuanguolaile，jieganxunsuxilai。
“nieleba，shaodengyihuier，amakuaizuohaofanle”
liangrensuiyiliaoleyihuier，ajiazuohaofanle。
jintianlaikeren，ajiateyiduozuolexiecai。
主菜是腊肉炒青椒。
xiaochiyoumaoniugan，nailaohaiyouyixieyouzhabingzi。
主食是糌粑。
ajiapalilingchibubaoyouxialejigezangshijiaozi。
李凌千恩万谢。
haojitianmeiyouchiguozhengjingfanle，lilinglangtunhuyanchileyidun。
yinweizaijiali，lilingbuyongdanxinmeiyoudian，yizhikaizhezhibo。
【lin，nixiashouqingdiana】
【zhubonikannineigechixiang，shizaitaibuyouyale】
【lunlianpihou，woshifude！】
【zhubonikannineidianchuxi】
buguokanlilingchideneimeduoxiang，duojitebiekaixin，ajiayizhijililingjiacai，zuihoulilingshizaichibudongle。
duojibalilingandundaoledongbiankongwu，zheiyiwanlilingshuideyichangshufu。
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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