shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《basuixiaohaigezhanlangtuiyi，zhenjingquanwang》，leishuyudoushishenghuoticai，zhurengongshilixiaoshubingbing，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuobijiabusuo，gushineironggenggai：zhuchirenbingbingjixushuodao：“shibushizaidengche，zheiyihuiershishangxiajiaojiebandeshihou，chuzuchebuduo，xiangqu……
banzhurenwulaoshirenbuzhuwendao：“lixiaoshutongxue，nixiedeshishenmeya？”
xiaohaigelixiaoshusuishoubafenbidiuhuijiangzhuoshang，lenglengdedadao：
“**baozhafanyingshi，ruguolianzheigedoukanbudong，yemeibiyaojiaowole。
dangran，xuexiaolibiandelaoshiyoudong**dezhizaoyuweihudehua，wohaishiyuanyixianghujiaoliuyixia。”
zheiyixiazi，bieshuowulaoshile，jiulianzhuchirenbingbing，yebuzhidaogairuheyulixiaoshugoutongle。
zheihaizi，cai8sui，jiunengxiechulai**debaozhafangchengshi。
mofeishixuexihaodeqicai？
zuirangrenwuyudeshi，jingranzhiyoulejie**dezhizaoyuweihu，caiyouzigeyutataolunxuexi……
弹幕……
小孩哥发言霸气。
hewoyiyang，sannianjidetitairuozhile，zuishaoyinggaishisannianjixiaxueqide。
zezeze，**zhizaoyuweihu，laozidongdemuzhudechanhouhuli，xiaohaigeyouyiyuanhewotaolunyixiame？
xiaohaigezheimecongming，xuexiaomeiyoukaolvguorangtatiaoji？
wulaoshizaoyijingmengbile，lixiaoshutiantianpazaizhuozishangshuijue，jingranhaidongde**defangchengshi？
zhikexizheilishixiaoxue，meiyouhuaxuelaoshi，yaoburanhaikeyijitahaohaodebaichebaiche！
zijiduihuaxuebutailejie，xianzaiyoushizhenrenshangjingzhibojiemu，wanyichuyanjiaoyulixiaoshuluchulebudonghuaxuedemajiao。
那该多丢人呀……
“neige，bingbingzhuchiren，ninbushiqingleyouzhuanjiama？yaoburanrangzhuanjiakankanzheihaizi……”
吴老师道……
zhuchirenbingbingyecaifanyingguolai，yipaidatuixinshuo：“yeduie！zijihaidailaileertongwentizhuanjia！zhuanjiayichushou，shoudaobingchu。”
于是。
“geweiguanzhongpengyoumen，jintianwomenhaiqingdaoleertongwentizhuanjia，xianzaiwomenqingertongwentizhuanjialaibangzhulixiaoshutongxue。”
教室外。
wulaoshihezhuchirenbingbingbazhiqiandeshiqingquanbugaosuleertongwentizhuanjia。
zhuanjia50duosui，toufabanbai，daizheyifuheikuangyanjing，yilianxuejiudeqizhi。
woqu！jiemuzujingfeizhenchongzu！jingranzhenshiertongwentizhuanjia！
liujiaoshouchangnianyanjiuertongxinlixue，jingchangcanjiaguojixueshujiaoliu，daniujibiede！
楼上的你咋知道？
woshiyisheng，yiyuanlidouzhidao！
woyeshiyisheng，zenmemeiyouzaiyiyuanlitingshuoguo，nidaodishinajiayiyuandeyisheng？
woshijingshenbingyuandeyisheng。
yuanlaixiaohaigeyoujingshenbingya。
666……
zhuanjialiujiaoshouduizheshexiangtoufabiaozhezijideyijian：
“congxingweibiaoxianlaikan，zheihaizikenengyoumouxiexinlijibing，xuyaojinxingshudao，fangxinba，zhiyaojiekaihaizidexinjie，buyongyaoyenengzhiliao。”
liujiaoshouxiangdangzixindejinrulejiaoshi。
镜头跟随。
“shilixiaoshutongxueba？wotingshuoniyonggangbirenglaoshu，zheishiweishenme？”
小孩哥李小树抬眼。
“meishenme，lianxifeidaodezhunquelv。”
“飞刀？”
“feidaozaiyelianshafangshaoshibingdeshihouzuihaoyong，wushengwuxi……”
“e——lixiaoshutongxue，shaxiaodongwuhencanrende……”
xiaohaigejichudehuida，chaochulezhuanjialiujiaoshoudezhishifanwei……
tayebuzhidaogaizenmejixuwenle。
meixiangdaoxiaohaiergelixiaoshuquedianlediantou。
“nishuodemeicuo，woyebuxihuannveshadiren，suoyiwohenrenci，xiashouzongshiyijizhiming，buhuirangduifangduoshangyimiaodetongku。”
“shashasharen？！haishishuoshalaoshu……”
“zaiwomenlongguo，sharenfanfa，dangranshuodeshishalaoshu，sihai，niyiweiwozaishuoshenme？”
小孩哥李小树反问。
“hesiwole，wohaiyiweini……”
liujiaoshouroulerouxiong，zhangchuleyikouqi……
liujiaoshoumingxianshibeihedaole，haha。
tadehuashuoyiban，houmiandeshibushixiangshuoyiweixiaohaigeshuodeshisharendeshi？
kaishenmewanxiao，8suixiaohaisharen，zheigelaojiaoshouhaishiertongwentizhuanjia，lianzheigedouchadianbeihuzhule。
yezhenshigaoxiao，hahahaha。
meibanfa，xianzaizheizhuanjiajiaoshouduoruniumao，yibanzhuanxiaqudounengpaichuwuliuqibashige。
kewozenmetingzhexiangzhendeshishaguoren，bijingxiaohaigedeyanshenzaineifangzheni。
queshi，nizheihuayishuo，rangwolikexiaobuchulai……
……
zhuanjialiujiaoshoujixuwendao：“neilixiaoshutongxue，tingshuonifangxuedeshihou，zongshirangyiqunshehuishangbusanbusidenianqingnvrenjienihuijia，niyoumeiyouxiangguotamenhuiduinibuli……”
wentijianjiandaolehexin，yeshiwangyouguankanxiwenlejiandezhibohuatizhiyi，xiaowaibumingshenfendepiaoliangnianqingnvhai……
小孩哥真是哥！
zheimexiaojiudongdexiaomaladache，zaixiapeifu！
wogaodidoudejixiaohaigekeliangge，nianqingdeshihouwoweishazheimeshaya！
zhenshide，wonianqingdeshihoubuzhidaoayixiang，xianzaizhinengkongliulei。
woshinvren，wonengzhengmingxiaohaigequeshiyoumeili，suiranshuohua**，danshihenyougexing，woyexihuan。
……
“neixieren？jiewofangxuede，zhibuguoshitamendebaoen，ruguowobuchengtamenderenqing，gujizheixierenwanshanghuishuibuzhejuede。”
zheiyixiazi，lianzhuanjiajiaoshoudouzhengbuhuile。
zheigexiaohaigeshuodehuataishenao，liujiaoshouganjuezijidecpudouyaoshaomaoyanle。
lianggerendeduihuawanquandoubuzaiyigecengmianshang。
shenmejiao“wanshanghuishuibuzhejue？”
guangzheiyijuhua，douhuijirenyiwuxiandexiaxiangkongjian……
woqu，lihai！shaonianqiangshaonvfuqiang！
吾辈之楷模！
lihai，zaixiashizaishipeifu，xiaoxiaonianjishuochudehuabaqicelou，haidaizhehulangzhici。
小孩哥，牛逼！
cishi，guankan《8181huangjintong》jiemudewangyouyijingtupoleyuanxianjiemuzhengchangderenshu，10wanzuoyou。
xianzaiyijingdaole30duowanrenle。
“haole，gaiwendeyewenwanle，jiuzhidaorangwoliuxiaomeiyouhaoshi。”
shuozhe，xiaohaigebashubaolidelianxicequanbupailechulai。
“suoyiwoyijingtiqianbazheixueqidezuoyexiewanle，yihoubuyaowenwoyaole。”
beizheshubaojiuzouchulejiaoshi。
zhiliuxialejiemuzu，haiyoubanzhurenheyuandifadaideliujiaoshou。
zhuchirenbingbingermailichuanlailejiemuzudaoyandeshengyin。
“bingbing！ganjinquzhuixiaohaige！zhibotaihuole，zheimeqiangyigeliuliang，kebunengrangtazoule。”
“daoyan，kewomenpaishenmeya，shenmewentiyemeiyoujiejue……”
“nishaya！dangranpaixiaohaigehejietafangxuedeneixienvrenmen！dajiadouaikanzheige！”
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