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“啥？？？”
zhangfengyouxiangguosanshangyouyouchizaohuibiaobai，danjizijishenghaizi？zheigeshibushiyoudianjinzhantaikuaile。
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zhangfengduisanshangyouyoushuodao：“shifu……”
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“zhangfeng”，yigeshuxideshengyinjiaozhuleta。
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baijinyutuntuntutudishuoqitaxuyaoqiandeyuanyin：
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guoleyihuier，jintiandezhujiaozhangfengheliwujingtongshichuxianzaitiyuguannei，shunjianyinbaolequanchangdeqifen！
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