zhujiaojiaolinyifanqinqiushuidexiaoshuojiao《bingshanzongcaidetieshenkuangyi》，tadezuozheshiyunduanqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：zaishanshangshenghuoleershiniandelinyifanyixiashan，faxianshanxiadeshenghuowanquanbuyiyang......dipiebashitarushen，shenyizhengxiankonghoubaitaweishi，fuhaoxiangfangshefabajieta......zaidoushili，linyifanguoderuyudeshui，zailengdebingshanzongcaiyudaotayederonghua.........
“fengduizhang，nikeyaoxiangqingchu，weilewangqiang，dashangzijiheyijialaoxiao，zhidema？”xinzhongdadingdelinyifan，qingmiaodanxiedeyijuhua，rangfengduizhangxiayishidejiangfangzaibanjishangdeshouzhiyikai。
linyifanshuowankanxiangqinqiushui，heiheiyixiao：“daxiaojie，haishiniduiwozuihaole，guanjianshikejiulewo，zhenshitaigandongle。woyemeishanengnadechushoude，yaobuyishenxiangxubaodanidejiumingzhienba，bawozuizhenguidediyicijiqinzong，bushounihongbao。
tingdaolinyifanzheishihouhaiyouxinqinghezijikaiwanxiao，qinqiushuifanlegebaiyan，meihaoqideshuodao：“nihaixiaodechulai？zhibuzhidaozijizheicichuangleduodadehuo？”
“shizheixiaozixianzhaowomafande，wozongbunengrenyoutaqifuba。jiusuanwonengren，neiyediunidemianzia。”linyifanzhuangchuhenweiqudeyangzi，xiaoshengdiguleyiju。
lianseyinqingbudingdefengduizhang，cishidexinqingzhinengyongyigecilaixingrong，danteng！
binhaishidebingshanmeinvqinqiushui，tadehuadaibiaodeshibinhaiqinjia。yiqinjiadenengliang，xiangrangtayigejingjudexiaoduizhangcongzheigeshijiexiaoshi，youyibaizhongfangfa。
danwangjiayebushitayigejingjuxiaoduizhangnengdezuide。jintianyaoshifangzoulelinyifan，dengdaitadejianghuishiwangjiadewujinnuhuo。
neixinzhengzhaleyixia，tahenkuaiyoulejueduan，“qinzong，zheixiaozidacanlewangshao，xiangrangwofangtazou，bukeneng！”
kandaofengduizhangtielexinbufangren，qinqiushuikanxiangtangqianshuodao：“jisunjuzhangdadianhua，rangtamashangguolai。”
fengduizhangrangshouxiadadianhuajiaojiuhuche，wangqianghenkuaibeitaizou，tajimangbotonglewangqiangfuqinwangshiwendedianhua。
kuaisujiangwangqiangbeidacandeshishuoleyibian，dianhuazhongchuanlaiwangshiwenfennudepaoxiaosheng，“womashangguoqu，buyaorangneixiaozizoule。gandongwoerzi，woyaorangtashengburusi......”
......…
yiyuanzhong，guyunxidebingfangnei，cishizhakaileguo。
“yibangfeiwu，zheimejiulehaimeichachulaiwonverdaodidedeshenmebing？yaonimenyoushenmeyong！”lianseyinchendeguzhongzhizheliuyuanzhangyizhongren，chenshenghedao。
banxiaoshiqianhaiyoushuoyouxiaodeguyunxi，turanquanshenchoudongqilai，henkuaixianrulehunmizhong。
guoqulezheimejiu，liuyunqingzheixierenjingranlianbingyindoumeichachulai，zheirangainvxinqiedeguzhong，chadianmeirenzhuduiliuyunqingzheibangyongyidongshou。
cikedeliuyunqingetoushenchuyicengximidehanzhu，nengzuodejianchaquanbuzuoleyibian，jiulianlaozhongyiyeqinglailehaojige，lengshichabuchuguyunxihunmideyuanyin，zheirangtagenbenwucongxiashouyizhi。
youyuleyixia，liuyunqingxiaoxinyiyideshuodao：“guzong，woyoujuhuabuzhidaogaibugaishuo。”
guzhongmeitouyizhou，“shuo！”
“guzong，guxiaojiezhiqianhunmishilinyifanjiuxingde，wojuedetazhendekeyijiuguxiaojie。”liuyunqingduoduosuosuodeshuodao。
yilianzhejidesongminyitingliuyuanzhangdehua，dunshihuole，“neigexiaozazhongzhishigebaobiao，tadongshenme？tadawonverzhuyideshiwohaimeihetasuan，quqiutalaijiwonverkanbing？xiangdoubuyaoxiang！”
zhanzairenqunzhongdetangyishengyanshenyizhenzhuandong，ganjinzhanchulaishuodao：“songzongshuodedui，neixiaozazhongjiushizaizhuangqiangzuoshi，tayaozhennengzhihaoguxiaojiedebing，weishenmeguxiaojiexianzaiyouyunguoqule？
jiusuantazhennengzhihao，guyiliuyishou，rangguxiaojiedebingzaiciehua，kendingshiyoubukegaorendemude。guzong，niqianwanbuyaoshangdanga。”
tashuodaozheilidunleyixia，suihoucoudaoguzhongshenqian，yilianshenmideshuodao：“guzong，woyijingjiwodaoshidaguodianhuale。zhiyaowodaoshichushou，guxiaojiedebingjiuyidingnengzhihao。”
“nidaoshishinawei？”guzhongmeitouyitiao，kanxiangtangyaotangyisheng：“nidaoshishishei？”
tiqizijidedaoshi，tangyaolianshangshanguoyimozihao，“guzong，wodaoshishishengyixueyuandewangmingwangjiaoshou，xiangshouguojiateshujintiedeyixueboshidaoshi。”
wangmingdedamingjiusuanzaiguonei，yeshihenxiangliang，guzhongzirantingshuoguowangjiaoshoudedaming，tingdaotangyaojiangguoneiyixuejiedetaidouqinglaile，zheirangtajinzhoudemeitoushuzhankai。
songminyeshilianseyixi，jimangduitangyaoshuodao：“tangyisheng，wangjiaoshoushenmeshihounengdao？”
kandaoguzhongfufuduizijidetaidubianhua，tangyishengyouxiedeyideshuodao：“wodaoshimingtianyizaojiunengdao。”
“wangjiaoshounenglaitaihaole，womenjiubuyongquqingneigexiaozazhongle。”tiqilinyifan，songminlianshangshanguoyimobiyi。
yipangdeliuyunqingmeitouyizhou，youyuleyixia，xiaoxinyiyideshuodao：“guzong，guxiaojiedebingyizhizaiehua，kenengtuobudaomingtianle。weileanquanqijian，yaobuhaishixianqinglinyifanlaijiguxiaojiekankan？”
wenyan，guzhongzheicibingmeiyoushuohua，zhishiyanshenbiandeshensuiqilai。
nengzaibinhaishichuangxiaruodajiaye，guzhongyesuandeshangyidaixiaoxiong，sikaolejimiaozhong，xinzhonghenkuaiyoulejueduan，taochushoujibotongleqinqiushuidedianhua。
suiranwanbanbuxiangdazheigedianhua，danshitazhiyouyigenver，tabuxiangyinweizijidemianzierrangnveryoushenmeshanshi。
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jingjushenxunshinei，guadiaodianhuadeqinqiushuiyilianguguaidekanleyiyanlinyifan，gangyaoshuoxieshenmedeshihou，yigetingzhejiangjundudezhongniannanzijicongcongdepaolejinlai。
“qinxiaojie，ninzhaowoshenmeshi？”nanzidemuguangzaishenxunshineisaoleyiquan，jimangpaodaoqinqiushuishenqianwendao。
lairenzhengshitangqiandadianhuajiaolaidesunjuzhang，yeshifengduizhangdedingtoushangsi。
“sunjuzhang，wopengyoubeiyuanwangzhuajinlezheili，fengduizhangsihuobufangren。”qinqiushuidanshengshuodao。
sunjuzhangyixiajiyanle，zheigefengdehaidanzibuxiaoa，lianqinqiushuidepengyoudouganzhua。
“fengdehai，mashangbaqinxiaojiedepengyoufangle。”sunjuzhanglianseyichen，duiliansebuhaokandefengduizhangdaheyisheng。
“taguyishangren，haishituxijing，jiusuannishijuzhang，yemeiquanlirangwofangren。”zaiwangqiangdelaoziganguolaizhiqian，fengduizhangsheidemianzidoubuji。
“fanlenile，zaibufangren，laozimashangtingnidezhi！”fengduizhangdehuarangsunjuzhangganjuehenmeimianzi，tazhizhefengduizhangdebizi，dashengpaoxiaozhe。
fengduizhangsuiranmeishuohua，dancongtalianshangdebiaoqingkeyikanchu，jiusuanbeitingzhi，tayebudasuanfanglinyifanzou。
hezijidexiaomingbiqilai，tingzhijiuxiandeweibuzudaole。
“hao！nibufangren，woqinzifangren。”sunjuzhangbeiqixiaole，yibatuikaifengduizhang，jiuyaoqujilinyifandakaishoukao。
就在这时。
yidaolengmodeshengyinzaisunjuzhangshenhouxiangqi：“sheiganfangledashangwoerzidexiongshou，jiushihewowangshiwenguobuqu，binhaishiyihouyoutajiumeiwo。”
王世文！
wanhuajituanzongcai，binhaishiheibaitongchidedalao！
lengmodeshengyinhuidangzaisunjuzhangerpang，rangtajingchuyishenlenghan，shenchuqudeshoujiangzailebankong。
“wangzong，jiushizheixiaozidacandewangshao，sunjuzhangxiangbaota。”kandaowangshiwenchuxian，fengduizhangzhongyusonglekouqi，jimangzhizhelinyifanshuodao。
liangbinbanbaidewangshiwen，zhoushentouzheyigulengmo，kanxianglinyifandeyanshenbaoshechuyituanlimang，“nishidiyigegandongwoerzideren，wohuirangnizhidaoshenmejiaoshengburusi！”
tashuowan，saoleyiyanhunshenduosuodesunjuzhang，“niyaobaota？”
“wangzong，wo......”zaiwangshiwensenlengdemuguangxia，sunjuzhangnaodaiyaodexiangshibolanggu，jimanglakailehelinyifandejuli。
fanglelinyifangurannengtaohaoqinqiushui，dandezuiwangshiwendeshi，jitayibaigedanzi，tayebuganzuo。
jiusuanqinqiushuidefuqin，yebuhuiqingyidedezuiwangshiwen！
wangshiwendechuxian，rangqinqiushuixinzhongyichen，buguotabingmeiyoudasuanbuguanlinyifan，dangjizhanlechulai，“wangzong，linyifandalewangqiang，queshibudui。danzheijianshiyebunengquanguailinyifan，shiwangqiangxianzhaodelinyifanmafan。wangjiaheqinjiazheijinianguanxibucuo，wobuxiwangliangjianaojiang。”
wangshiwenweimizheshuangyankanxiangqinqiushui，rangtaganjuehenbuzizai。chenmolejimiaozhong，wangshiwendanmodeshengyinzaishenxunshineixiangqi：“qinfengzaizheilidehua，mianqiangyoushuozheihuadezige。ni，haibupei！
zhiyuliangjiadeguanxi，henzhiqianma？
yigeruchouweigandeyatouguanlideqinjia，wohaikanbushangyan！”
wangshiwendanmodeshengyinhuidangzaiqinqiushuierpang，rangtalianseyibian。
shenxunshineituranxianruleguiyidejijingzhong，zhishengxiazhongrencuzhongdechuanxisheng。
“wangshiwen，ruguoqinjiazaijiashangwoguzhong，nikandeshangyanma？”
yidaochenwendenanshengzaizhongrenshenhouxiangqi，yigehunshensanfazheqiangdaqichangdezhongniannanzizoulejinlai。
顾仲来了！
suoyourendemuguangdoubeiguzhongxiyinguoqu，gerenbiaoqingbuyi。
guzhongjingzhizoudaolinyifanshenqian，duiqinqiushuidiandiantou，suihoukanxianglinyifanshuodao：“linxiansheng，womenyoujianmianle。”
kanzheturanchuxian，xiangzijishihaodeguzhong，linyifansihuyidianyebuyiwai，tawaizhenaodai，xiangshimeitingdaoguzhongdehuayiban，kandoumeikanduifangyiyang。
guzhongdehua，haiyoulinyifanduitadetaidu，rangwangshiwenlianseyibian，yiduinongmeijinzhouzaiyiqi。
wangjiazaibinhaishisuiransuandeshangyigejuwuba，jiusuanheqinjiabiqilai，yelveshengyichou，danyejinxianyubinhaishi。ergujiayijingyinyinyouzouchubinhaishi，tazujiangnanshengchengdediyun！
guzhongdenengliangkeyiwenyatawangshiwenyitou，tacengduociduiguzhongshihao，youyixiangheduifanghezuo，dandoubeiguzhongjujuele。
ercishi，guzhongqueweidacanzijierzideneigenianqingren，zhanzailezijideduilimian。
nandaoqinjiaheguzhongdachenglezijibuzhidaodehezuoguanxi？
zheirangwangshiwenchanshenghendadeyihuo，linyifanzhendezhishiqinqiushuidebaobiao？
zheixiexiangfakuaisuzaiwangshiwennaohaishanguo，henkuai，tayouhuifulepingjing，kanxiangguzhongshi，lianshangluchuyimoxiaorong，“guxiong，tashinishenmeren？”
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