《bushi?zheizenmeshu!》feichangfeichanghaokan,meiyigeqingjiezhongfu,buluosuo,zhuxianhenqiang,jiangyujiangshurenwusuzaodehenhao。zhuyaojiangshudeshi:“zheibuhuishirenjiaxiaoshihoudewanjuba?tazenmehuimaichulai?shijienizenmexihuanzheige?tamenshengdizhenyoudanzi,jilingjianyebupaxiaohaibazijinaodaikanxialai。”……
daoshihoutamenkendinghuixiangchiyikoudashixiongchiguodetongkuandanyao。
jiusuantamenbuchiwomenyeyoubanfarangtamenchi!
发了啊!
neidiziyijingxiangdaoshuqianshudaoshouruanle。
jiangyudiandiantou,zhilezhizuozaidishang、liansecanbairuzhidejiangshu,jingyadao:“aiya,shixiongnizenmebianbaile,kanlaizhendeehuaile,shixiongniyezhenshide,youmeibaimifangzenmebunachuqumai?”
tongshi,tayouduizhehuofudizidingzhudao:“ruguotabuxiangchi,jiuzuochengshaojiyangshide,duoshuayicenghongyou。”
“xiaoshimei,wo....”
jiangshuhoulonggudong,turanfaxianzijikeyishuohuale。takenqiudikanxiangjiangyu,shengyinbiandegengyan。
“shixiong!”houzhewozhutadeshou,yutayanjing“shenqing”duishi,“wozhidao,nipingshiyouyaoxiulianyouyaoqumijingshoulieyaoshou,genbenmeishijianchifan。”
江树几乎要急死了!
tahaoxiangtingjianjiangyujiazhongleshenmeyin,danyoumeiyouwanquanjiqibianyoutingjiangyushuodao。
“pigudanshibuhuichengsirende,zhihuizengjiabaofushizhang。buhuirangshixiongchibaolechengde。”
“shixiongniweilaiyiniandoubuyonghuashijianchifanle。”
“shijieraominga!”weilejianglaiyiniandekoufuzhiyu,jiangshuzhijieguizaidishang,liandoubuyaole,dahanyisheng,“dadadashijie!”
tianshade!rangwoyiniandouchibuxiafanneixiulianhaiyoushenmeyiyi!
“shixiong,wokebugandang!”jiangyuhuibilejiangshudeguibai。
danneixinquezaigantan,shixiongyouyitianyidinghuiganxiezijidelianpi。
jiangshuyouzhuanlexiatou,youyuandidingzheta。
yinweibeidingshenshudingzhu,taxianzaiguizhedefangxiangshineigehuofudizi,erzhuantoukanzhedeshijiangyu。
所以脖子很拧巴。
偏偏他最拧巴。
“nibugandangzenmehaiyaodingzhuwo?”
zheidaoshengyinfachulaihenjiannan,yinweiboziyebeidingzhule,yiziyidunhaoxiangshikongsu。
jiangyudedingshenshuconglaidoushixiangdingnalidingnali,xiangshenmeshihoudingshenmeshihouding。shixiongxiangguiyekeyi,xiangdongyebukeyi;xiangkuatayekeyi,xiangshuohuayebukeyi。
“banguo,shimei,wojiniyigemijingdanbao。”
xiangyaobufuchudaijiashibukenengdele,jiangshuzhixiangyaojishizhisun,zhaoyigezuirongyixiyinjiangyudechouma。
keea!yaobushishifuzaibiguan!
不然我高低!
jiuzhiyongchisifenzhiyiguo。
“好,成交!”
tingdaojiangshudehua,jiangyuguoranyanjingyiliang,likecuicuhaizhanzaiyuandichiguadehuofudizi。
taxinxiangshixiongzhongyukaiqiaole。
jinrumijingxuyaoyidingnianling,taxianzaicaishisuibudao,xiangyaojinqujiudeyaoyourendanbao。
yiqianshifu、shijiejitadanbaoguo。
danshizaita“huimie”lesangemijinghou,tadeshengmingyuanyangwaizong,quanzongmenshangxiajiumeiyourenyuanyihetaqule。
bijingyaojitadanbao,yidingbuhuihuimiemijing。
yidanmijinghuimiejiuyaojixiumengdaliangxiushanyongdelingshi。lingxianzongsuiranyouhenduolingshi,danqianyebushizheiyanghuade。
哪怕她敢对天发誓。
真不是她干的。
xianzaijuranyouleyigetizuiyang,ebu,haoxinrenlaidaitarumijing?
jiangyukanzhejiangshudeyanshendoubiandeciaile。
“shixiong,qiaobaniede,neijiubanguoba。”
shaonvlinqiguo,duizhejiangshudezuibajiushidundundunwangxiazao,wushudanyaohuazuoshuiliuliuxia,lianyedejihuidoubujijiangshu。
kanzhejiangyudeyanshen,jiangshuxinzhongananjixia。
xieexiaoshimei!nidengzhe!sanshinianhedong、sanshinianhexi!woyidingyaonichidiaoyigangpigudan!
ranhouqulianbozidangang,zhongliujishui!
啊啊啊啊啊!
wodeshaoji!shaoe!luzhujiao!zhengdan!qingjiaochaorou!
jiangshuyuannianposhen,jiangyukanzaiyanli,danquebufangzaixinshang。
sheidouzhidaozheigezongmendashixiongquexinyan,chulelaidezuizaoyouziliyouxiuweiwaijiushigeershazi。
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