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youwangluozuojia“mengshifanglin”suozhudeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《baituolanhuanggua，woaishangqingchunmangshao》，zhujiaoshihuomanghuoyu，xiaoshuozhengzailianzaizhong，benwenjuqingjingcaifencheng，feichangbucuo，gengduojingcaizhangjie，jingqingqidai！xiaoshuozhuyaojiangshudeshi：zhouweibeiwoxiyinguolaidegongzigeda**menyourenrenchuwo，doujingyadedizhetouyilunfenfen。“xinlanzenmezaizheier？bushishuotabawulichanghaigaoezhaiwutiaolouzisha…………

精彩章节

woxinggeneixiangzhangdejiqingchunyoumeihuotiancheng，chizhaheibailiangdaodalaohuoyu，langzihuitouweiwoshouxin。

quanneirendoushuowoshangbeizizhengjiuleyinhexi，caibeihuoyukanshang。woheheyixiao。bubeitakanshangwohuiguodegenghao！

lanhuangguashizhongshilanhuanggua。jiehuncaisannian，huoyujiuannaibuzhuzaiwaimiantouchi。beiwofaxianhou，

xiaosanyangzhexiabaaomandekanzhewoshuo，“bubeiaidecaishixiaosan。”haotamaexin。wopei！

erhuoyuyetanpaile，tadequeshilanhuanggua，danjibianshizheiyangtayejuebuyunxuwozheigejiepanxialikaita！

takaishiduiwoqiangzhiai。e，bu，shiqiangjai。zuihouwobeitaqiangzhisi，zhongshengzaiyutaxiangyuneiyitian。

jin20cenglougaodehaohuayoulunshang，yongchipaiduizhengzaijuxing。zaodongdeyinlexia，

huoyuguangzhebangzibeiyizhongchuanzheyongyidegongzigeda**zhongkaixiangbinqingzhu。

“gongxihuoshaogongsichenggongjijinquanqiuqiansan。”“gongxigongxi。”buyuanchu，

wochuanzhefuwushengzhifuwangzhetaananlenghengleyisheng，duanzhemingguijiushuijiaobucongmangdeyuanlita。

yuanlineiqunyouqianren。shangyishi，jiazumeiluo，

wobenlaishiweizhuandaxuexuefeiheshenghuofeicaijingguimijieshaolaiyoulunzhengqiande。

kemeixiangdaoguimishijiyouqianrenlapitiaode。zheilidefuwushengdoushibeitajieshaolaide。tamengegeyangmaochutiao，

suishigongyouqianrenxieyu。heng！chenghuiwan。zhunimenxingbingyiluokuang。“guangdang！”yexushiwoxiangdetaitouru，

wobuxiaoxinzhuangdaorenliangqiangleyixiadafanletuopan。“duibuqiduibuqiduibuqi。”wohuangmangdizhetoudaoqian。

kehuoyudezhuyilihaishibeiwoxiyinguolai。wopiedaotawangguolaideshixian，hedejimangjiangtouzhadegengdi，

yangzhuangdunxiashoushituopan。“meiguanxi。”zheishiwotoushangquechuanlaishuxide、guadande、yinyadesangyin。

woyanjingshudizhengda，mengdetaitoukanqu。yingruyanliandeshiyishuanglengdanyinyudeshensuiyanmou，heyizhangyinyanglian。

neizhanglian，yibanjunmeijingui，yibantangbagouhezongheng，feichangheren。wolenglengdeheyanqianzheinanrenduishileyiyan，

fanyingguolaihoushunjianshouhuileshixian。yinweimianqianzheirenbushibieren，ershihuoyudeqindidi，huomang。

huomangbihuoyuxiaoliusui，hexianzaidewoyibanda，19sui。

taxiaoshihouyinweijiubeireneyizonghuomoushadehuoyubeishaohuilebanzhanglianheyitiaotui。zoulushiyiqueyiguaide，

chumenbushizuolunyi，jiushizhuguaizhang。wogangcaijiushibuxiaoxinzhuangdaoletadeguaizhangcaidafandetuopan。

jiushuihaisaletayishen。zhishi……huomangxinggegupiburangrenpengyebuaichumen，

shangyishiyemeitingshuohuomangyegenzhelaizheigepartya。woneixinyihuozhe，

shoushanghaizaishoushizhetuopanhesuipingzha。zheishihoubuzhiheshizoudaowoshenhoudehuoyuyikandidibeisaleyishenjiu，

zhouzhemeitoujugaolinxiadenizhewo，yijiaoguoquchuaidaolewo。“zenme？niyanjingxiale？！

”“……”wobeihenhenchuaidaozaibolizhashang，heleyitiao，xinzhongyoujingyouhuangyouhenyouxintong。

dancikewochuleyinren，biewutafa。huoyuzheigenlanhuanggua，wozhixiangtaoli。

“duibuqiduibuqi……”wotihuizhebeibolizhacirushentitongganbutingdedaozheqian。

zhouweibeiwoxiyinguolaidegongzigeda**menyourenrenchuwo，doujingyadedizhetouyilunfenfen。

“xinlanzenmezaizheier？bushishuotabawulichanghaigaoezhaiwutiaolouzisha，tayiyuzhenglema？”“he！

nimeikanjianma？renjiachuandefu、wu、shengyifu。zaizenmeyiyuzhengyedechulaizhuanqianchifana。

”“neisuanshenmeyiyuzheng，bierenyiyuzhengdouyaosibuhuode，tahaixiangzhechifan？zhuangdeba。

”wotingzheixiejiachangbianfanbandeciershengyin，zhidaohuoyuxuhanwennuandegenzaihuomangshenbianyuezouyueyuan，

wocaikusedexiaozheshenshensonglekouqi。zhishiqisongdaoyiban，wotingdaoputongyisheng，shuihuasijiandeshengyinchuanlai。

yourenluorushuile。woheqitarentaitouyikan，chengrenzhutiyongchili，huoyuzailangbeideputengshui，eryongchibianshang，

huomangneishuangyoushendeyanmouzaishenshendezhushizhewo。kandaowokanta，huomangyanmouweishan，youkuaisuchuixiayanlian，

zhuzheguaizhangzoule。neiyiqueyiguaideweigongbeiying，xianggebeiweichoulouyouzhejitaohuidongdeshuyou。“chouxiaozi！

niganbawotuixiashui？！”yongchili，huoyuzhanzaishuilixianghoulvzheshiluludetoufa，

yingjunshuaiqidelianshangjinshinanyizhixin。woyehennanyizhixin。bijinghuoyuhehuomangxiongdiliangguanxijihao，

huomangmeidaolihuibahuoyuchuaixiashuia。haiyou，gangcaihuomangweishenmeneimekanwo？wohetashangyishisuiranshitongxue，

danmeishuoguojijuhuaa。wobaisibudeqijie，

quebuzhihuoyubeirenyongcuzhecongyongchichulaihoubianjiangsuoyouyuanyinguijiedaolewoshenshang。gangcaihuomangkanwodeyanshener，

buzhiwo，tayeyanjiandebuzhuodaole。tabumingbaihuomangweishenmeneimekanwo，

dantazhidaotaluoshuikendingyouwodeyuanyin。dangwan，wojiubeijiaodaolehuoyufangjian。waimianhailangshengsheng，haifengxixi。

huoyuhuanhuantuzheyanwuzuozaiheipishafashang，zuoshoudazaishafafushoushangdanledanyanhui，

youshoubeiwanlilanzheyigedingliunvmingxing，jiaobianhaitangzhegesaoqidenandingliu。shenhouhaizhanzheliangbaobiao。

woyikanzheiqingjing，youxiefeichangbuhaodeyugan。jinjiezhewojiukandaohuoyubanmizheyansaoguowoquanshen，

zuihoushixiandingzailewoliandanershang，burongzhihuideshuo:“yifubale。”cao！

daodigaizenmezuocainengbaituozheigenlanhuanggua！！！woneixinjuewangdenahanzhe，huoyuxianwotaiman，

bunaifandechongshenhoudebaobiaobailebaishou，zhijierangtamenbaguanglewo。

zuihouwohaixiangzhuside**shangbeigaileyige『ganjing』dezhang，beidiudaolelingwaiyigefangjian。

neifangjianheibulongdongde，meiyouyisiguangxian。baobiaojiangworengjinlaishi，

congmenfengerlitouguolaiguangnengkandaolimianchuleyizhangchuang，yigelazhechuangliandeluodichuang，yijuzishu，

shenmejiajudoumeiyou。shineiyinlengchaoshi。kongqidoushihaifengxianxiandeweidao。woquansuozaiqiangjiao，jingtizhezhouwei。

dongdongzheishi，menbeicongwaimianqiaoleliangxia。“chouxiaozi，tiqiansongnishengriliwule，

yongzhehaixingdehuamingtianzhaowolaidaoqian。”huoyuliuxiazheimeyiju，jiaobushengyuelaiyueyuan。cao！

huoyuzheishibawojilehuomang？wozhenjingbuyi，xinlijianjianyipianliangyi。danshentiqueyinweibeihuoyuqiangguandeyao，

redegouqiang。xixisusu……sihutingdaohuoyudehua，tangzaichuangshangdehuomangqishenmosuozhechuangbiandeguaizhangxialechuang。

jijingdefangjian，wotingdaoheianzhongzoulaide，dadadadeguaizhangsheng，xinzhongyoulvlvkongjucuangexintou。

woanweizijihuomangbushihuoyu，tabushigelanxingderenbuhuipengwode，yeanweiziji，

xinghaoshihuomangbushihuoyu。zhongzhongmaodunxinlirangwozaitingdaodengbeidakaideneiyishunjian，

meinengjishiyongshouzhezhucimudeguangxian，fanerbeijinzaiyanqiandehuomangneizhangherendelianhedehouyangzhejiaoleyisheng。

“a！”“…”huomangkandaowobeihedao，lengdanyinyudeyanshenerpiaohuleyixia，jimangpianguotoujiangtouyadi。

“duibuqi……hedaonile。”“…”wozhanglezhangzui，xiangshuobushi，danyoujuedehenweixin，

suoxingbizhezuimeishuohua。rensheizaiheianzhongshiyingleyihuier，

turankandaosuizheguangliangerchuxiandetangshangrenliannengbubeihedao。erqie，huomangburangrenpengyouzibaoziqide，

tacikeshuiyilingluan，pitousanfade，zhangzhiyaojiandetoufabanzhezheyanjing，dequehenapiao。kongqijingmolehenjiu。

wobushuohua，huomangditoudunzaineilijinjinzuanzheguaizhangyemeizhudongshuohua。youguoleyihuier，

tatingdaowoyuefajicudehuxi，xiangshituranxiangdaoshenmeside，

zheicaichengzheguaizhangzhanqilaiyiqueyiguaidezoudaochuangshangchexiachuangdangaidaolewoshenshang。“duibuqi，

huanxiyifuwohaimeilaidejixi，zhinengrangnixianchuanchuangdanle。”shuowan，

tayouyongyaokongqijiangshineiwendudiaogaolesiwudu。“…”bushi？woshiredehuxijicu，

bushidongdehuxijicu。“xianzaihailengma？”huomanghaititiedewenyixia。

“e…”woguozhechuangdanjinjinbaozheziji，wozaijiaoluojinbizheshuangyanbuxiangdongle。

hezhehuomanggenbenbuzhidaowoxianzaishibeixiayaole，shiba。“hai…leng？”huomangyouwen。“bulenglebulengle。

”wohuangmangyaozhetoushuo。woshizhenmeixiangdaohuomanggupiyinyudebiaomianxiajingranshizheiyangdedanchunxingge。

huojiazheiliangshaoye，shijihejima。shijishanghuomangkanzhewozheiyangzhenyiweiwoshidongde。

bijingzheipianhaiyuyewanshifeichanglengde，zaijiashangzheigefangjian，zaijiashangwohaibeibade**。

“worangrendainilikai。”shijianyidiandianliushi，huomangkanwoqingkuangyizhimeiyouhaozhuan，youyulepianke，

zhuzheguaizhangxiangmenkouzouqu。wozhenshipasile。xiangjiaoyuchuqubeihuoyuhuozhenagebieyouxinsiderenzheteng，

wohaishianjingdaizaizheiliba。“buyonglebuyongle，wojuedezheilitinghaode，wozaizheilidaizhejiutinghaode，

hehehehe。”wojimangchezhexiaozhuaizhulehuomangdeguaizhangjiangtazhuailehuilai。huomangbenlaijiuyitiaotuibuhaoshi，

beiworulangsihudelidaozheimeyizhuai，shunjianliangqiangleyixia。yanjiantashenxingyaohuangdeyaoshuaidao，

woyouzhejimanghuangqubaota。zhayipengdaodaotajingzhuangjieshidefuji，wolengleyixia。

shisheigangcaishuotazibaoziqide，zheijirouganmoqilaimingmingshizilvjianshenderencaiyoudea。wojingyadegantanzhe，

huomangxiangturanmingbaishenmeside，boziwangshangkaishizhanghong。ranhouyibatuikaiwozhuzheguaizhangyiqueyiguaidepaole。

paoleyiduanjuli，tayouzhefanhuilaizhuaizhechuangdanjinerzhuaizhewojiangwoendaolechuangshangyongbeiziwudemibutoufeng。

“neineineinei…neinishuishuishui…shuichuanghaole，woquweishengjianshui。”tajiejiebabade，

dingzheyizhangdahongpingguolianpaodekuaidexiangwoyaoduitazenyangside。

wotoutanchubeizilenglengdewangzhetataojinweishengjiandebeiying，tangzaichuangshangzhalezhayan，huranyaranshixiao，

jingranjuedehuomangguofenkeai。he！kexiao。wojingranhuiyouzheizhongkexiaoxiangfa。henhenqialezijidatuiyixia，

wojinlirangzijibaochiqingxing。“mangshao，nizhenzaiweishengjianshuia？”“ng…ng。

”weishengjianlidehuomangzhizhiwuwude。“keshimangshao，nigangcaiyinggaiyeganjuedaole，

woqishishibeihuoshaoxialeyaosongjinide。”nizhenbudasuanyousuoxingdonga。“…”tingdaowozheishitanxingdehua，

weishengjianlihenzhangshijiandoumeiyoushengyinchuanchulai。yebuzhidaoshizaisikaohaishishuizhele，

huomanghaoxiangzhenmeidasuancongweishengjianchulai。neizhenshitaihaole。wowubikaixin。

ranhoupobujidaidejiangshenshangdechuangdanbeizixiankai，naguohuomanggangcaiyongguodeyaokongqijiangwendudiaodaolezuidi。

huoyuxiadeyaomeineimelie，zheiyiwanwoshiyaoyarenguoqu。zaicixinglaideshihou，

wotingzheweishengjianchuanlaixiyifudedongjing，guozhechuangdanxiachuangqiaoleqiaoweishengjianmen。“mangshao，

wonengjinqushangcesuoma？”“…”dinglingguangdanglimianyinweiwodeshengyinchuanlaishoumangjiaoluan，dongxidiaoluodeshengyin。

banshang，jiuzaiwobiebuzhuniaodeshihou，kada，baoxiandakai，huomangdakailemen。

menyikailuchuledishangyidapenxidefabaipodongdeyifu，heyijiashangyibeihonggandeyifu，e，

haiyoucuoyibanshangcuodezhengqipaomodeyifu。“e…”tangtanghuojiashaoyejingranyongcuoyiban……wozuijiaoweichou，

kanzhedishangneiyitanzizhendebuzhidaogaizenmexingronghuomangciren。“mangshao，nibuhuixileyiwanshangba？

”“…”huomangjinjinzuanzheguaizhangdizhetoudianlediantou。taerduogenhongdedixue，

xinghaotatoufazhangjinjinhuzheerduowokanbujian。

weishenmezheimehongni…yinweitatingleyizhengwanbeishenhedemouzhongshengyin。e…xianzaidewosuiranbuzhidao，

danxinghaobuzhidao。buranwodegangasi。“woxian…chuqu。”zhidaowoyaoshangcesuo，

huomangzhuzheguaizhangcengzhemenchuqule。wodakaimatonggaiyikan，matongbeishuadezengliangzengliangde，

puzheyicixingmatongdian。haipendexiangxiangde，mingxianzaiwojinlaiqianhuomangshizaishuamatong。

woyiweitashipengqiaozaineishihoushuamatong，houlaiwocaifaxiantashipazijiyongguodematongzangdaowoteyishuade。

youlunzaihaishangdailejinbangeyue，wopachuqupengdaohuoyuyezaitafangjiansilaizhedailejinbangeyue，

tayeshualejinbangeyuematong，yezhendezaiweishengjianzhulejinbangeyue。tajihumeiyoushuoguohua，

yebuhuiqudaraowo。tameishoujimeidiannao，

meitianjiushinazheshujulideshuhuiweishengjiankanhuozhemomozaiweishengjianzuozijideshiqing。eryutayimenzhigedewo，

yebeitamoxuleyiqie。hehuomangxiangchudezheiduanhaishangrizi，wozhenzhengtihuidaoleshenmejiaosuiyuejinghao。

shenshangmeiyoufuzhaideyali，meiyouhuoyujiyuwodetongku。zhishiyiqiedoushiduanzande，youtinghuikaoan，

woyehuifuzhongqianxing。kaoanhouwozhenchengdexianghuomangdaolegexie，yuanlileweikongbizhibujidehuoyu，

yuanlileweikongbizhibujidehuojia。anbian，

beibaobiaohusongshangchedehuomangtouguochechuangkanzheworutongyuerzhonghuoxinshengbandalegechuzuchexunsuyuanqu，

yandiyoushanshuodeshuiguangfanqi。tazuijiaogouqiyimokuseyoukaixinyouxintongdexiao，

jierzaichechuanghuanhuanguanshangdeshunjian，zuichunfeichangbushede，wushengdenianlesigezi:“zaijian……saozi。

”shangyishi，weilejiuhuoyutachenglecanfei，zhinengtoutouxihuanwo，

zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhewobeihuoyufengkuangzhuiqiuzoujinhunyindiantang。zhonglaiyishi，

tamanxinhuanxideyiweizijihuizhongshengzaihuozaizhiqianbimianchengweicanfei，meixiangdaozhongshengzaichengweicanfeizhihou。

hehe…zhenshikexiaoa，kexiao。zheiyangdeta…haiyoushenmezigetanqingshuoai。youshenmezigejiangwoliuzaishenbian。

zuizhongyaodeshi，huoyubuguanshishangyishihaishizheiyishidoubushitagege。

tadegegezaoyizaineichanghuozailibeiyigeyou【meinvgonglvexitong】dechuanyuezhehuanlexiner。

chuanyuezhehuoyumeinvmeinangonglvedeyueduo，yuefuyou，yueyouquanshi。zheiyangyigeyoujinshouzhideren，

wozaitayanpidixiaduodaiyitianjiuduoyifenkenengzhongdaoshangyishifuzhe。yuqizheiyang，huomangningyuanrangwozou。

zoudeyueyuanyuehao。jiuzheiyang，takaozhezheijinbangeyueyuwodexiangchushiguang，duguolexiangsichengjidesannian。

zheiyishi，zaitakeyibaohuxia，wohehuojiarenjiuxianglianggeshijiederenzaiyemeiyoujiaoji。zheishitazuitongkude，

yeshitasuoxiwangde。zhishimingyunzhuonongren。xiangyudelianggerenshizhonghuixiangyu，

younieyuandelianggerendoudouzhuanzhuanyijiujiuchanbuqing。meiyouwodeshijie，huoyuhelingyigenvrenaidehonghonglielie，

siquhuolai。zhishijiehunmeisangeyue，tajiubeiyouyunzaishendefurenzhuojianzaixiaosanerchuangshang。

tafurenshangxinyujuezhixia，congloushangyiyueerxia，zalewodeche。“……”gaiside，

neixiaosanerjingranhewotongyixiaoqu，jiuzaiwojialoushang。dangshizhengshibanye，woshuidezhengxiang。

turantingdaoyoujingchashushudadianhuarangwoxialouyixia，wojilingyixiajiuqilaile。xialouyikan，

woneiguochanhongqichedangfengbolishangyougedadong，dongliyougepiaoliangnvrenzishiguaiyideaozaifujiashishang，

xuelinlinde。xinghaowucengloumeineimegao，haiyougeruanzuohuanchong，nvrenhaiyouqier，

jishiganlaideyihurenyuanzhengzaitai。erzhouweiweizheyiqunjingchazhenghelianseanchendehuoyushuozheshenme。

bubeirenzhuyidejiaoluozezhanzheyigejinghuangshicuozhuzheguaizhangdenanren，tayanjinghonghongde，

yaokubukudelenglengdekanzhepitousanfayishanbuzhengdewo。neishihuomang。cao！wozhentamadiyicixiangbiaozanghua。

dabanyede，zheishixiangnaonayang！woyunliwuli，xiayimiaojiubeihuomangbaozhule。jinjinde。

woxiangzhengtuodouzhengtuobukai。“wohaiyiweishinitiaoloule…”tanangnangzhebizisangyinfazhandeshuo。

guizhidaotacongbaobiaokouzhongtingdao，“mangshao，huoshaofurentiaoloule。”zheixiaoxishizhongshenmeganjue。woguantani。

zheimejiubujian，tayijianmianjiuzheiyang，suiranwonengganjuedaotadeguanxinhehoupa，

danwoshushijuedetazheiyanghenmomingqimiao。wotiaonamenzideloua，woshenshanghaiyougaoezhaiwumeihaiqingni，

tiaogepia。woananfufeizhe，jiuganjuedaojiantoubeishenmedashi。dengwofanyingguolaizheishihuomangyanleishi，

xinjingleyixia，huomangyehaoxiangfajuexianzaidezijiyouxielingrenfeijie，jimangsongkaiwo，

touzhadedididezhuzheguaizhangpaole。paozhiqianhaijiangzijidewaitaotuoxialaiguodaolewoshenshang。

“e…”taweishenmeyijianwojiuzuoxiemomingqimiaodejudong，ranhoujiuxiangbeifaxianmimisidepao。

wodaidaidekanzhetalikaideyiqueyiguaishenying，buzijuemolemobeileishuidashidejiantou，

xinliyouzhongshuobuchulaideganjue。banshang，wohaishijiangguanzhudianjizhongfangdaolewoneibeizadehongqicheshang。

huoyuchuliwantafurendeshierdengchulichedeshiqingshi，kandaowoyehenyiwai。suijitayiweishenzhangdedaoleyisheng，

“zheimeqiao。”bianzhuangzuotongchexinfeidedaizhetafurenzoule。diertian，wojiuxitixinche，haoche。huoyupeide。

wobuxiangyao，huoyufeiyaoji。woxiangduotayuanyuande，tajiuyitafurenzalewocheweiyounianshanglai。

lianxushuritaduiwozhankaimengliegongshi。zaiyici，wowuchuketao。“wanle，

huoyuzheigejianbibuhuiyouduiwoyoushaxiangfaba？”wobushizilian，zhishihaipaeryi。kewobuzhidao，

woduiyuhuoyulaishuozhishiyigexitongshishidanchulaide【kegonglvenpc】eryi。

【gonglvenanyidu★★★★☆】【gonglvechenggong，

0dongdingjihaozhai+shiliangdingjihaoche+lianggequanlimanghe】huoyujuedewotainangonglvebenlaishibudasuangonglvewode，

kechuletafurentiaolouzheiyichu，tapabeijingxionghoudeyuefujiabusuanta，jitashiyeshangxiabanzi，

suoyibianzhuanbianlexiangfa，shizhegonglvewo，yifangwanyi。“changchang，zheigaodianrukoujihua，henxiangtiande。

”gaoduanyazhixicandianli，huoyuzuozaiwoduimian，shenshidejiwojialeyikuaigaodian。woyijianfeidejiekoujujuele，

bingmingquegaosuta，“huoshao，ruguozhenshiyinweininfurenzalewodechenincaipinfanqugongsizhaowo，

neiningaipeideyijingpeile，woxiangwomenyemeibiyaozaijianleba。wohaiyouzhaiwuzaishen，youyewuyaotan，