dangdaiwenxuezuopin《beiweihunqidangchengfeijizhongjie,shubuzhiwoshishoufu》,shifuyudedaibiaozhizuo。zhurengonggumingxuqingyashenshangzhanxianleshidaidefengmaoheshehuibianqian,gushiqingjiekourenxinxian,yinrenshensi。zheibenxiaoshuoyongxilidebichumiaohuilexianshizhongdezhongzhongwenti,rangduzheduirenxing、shehuiyougengshenkederenshi。jiudangtamenyiweiwohuiweiletichengbeigongquxishi,wodashouyihui:“jintianzheilidefeijiwoquanmaile,zhiyusong……
yuweihunqidingxiahunyuedesangeyuehou,wozaiyigesirenfeijizhanshangyujianleta。
bishitawanzheshenbiannanrendeshou,xingzhibobodejitajieshaogezhongjixing。
jianwocongyijiasirenfeijishangxialai,weihunqizhijiedianmingrangwolaijitamenjieshao。
“guming,jiunile。ganjinguolaijiwomenjieshaojieshao。baalehongkaixinle,womenmaixiadesirenfeijideyejijiudangshangnile。”
jiudangtamenyiweiwohuiweiletichengbeigongquxishi,wodashouyihui:
“jintianzheilidefeijiwoquanmaile,zhiyusongdaona?neijiuxianchangsuoyouren,chulezheiliangwei,yirenyijiaba。”
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huayinluoxia,mantangjijing。
jiulianpingrijiandaogukejiucoushangqudexiaoshoudoubishanglezui。
xuqingyahuranxiaochulesheng。
jiantaxiaole,yuanbenjijingdedatingyejieerliansanxiangqichixiaosheng。
“zhenshihaodadekouqi,tazhidaoyanqianderenshisheima?yigefeijixiaoshouganzaixu**mianqiandafangjueci,zhenshibuxiangzaizheilihunle!”
“ganggangxu**hantaguming,xuxianshengjixu**zhaodeneigeqiongguiweihunfuhaoxiangjiujiaozheigemingzi。”
“yigebuzhidaokaoshenmebangshangxuxianshengdeqiongxiaozijingranganchuxianzaizheili。”
tingzhouweirensanyanliangyujiucaichulewodeshenfen,xuqingyademiansegengjiayinchen。
takuaibushangqian,yibachezhuwodeyiling,yaoyaqiechidao:
“guming,haibuganjingunhuiqu,biezaizheijiwodiurenxianyanle。”
“nibujiushixiangrangwozaizhongrenmianqianchengrennideshenfen?wogaosuni,bukeneng。”
wofukaitadeshou,haoxiaowenta:
“xuqingya,shishenmerangnijuedewofeinibuke?”
hunyueshixuqingyadefuqindingxiade,congdinghundiyimianxuqingyajiukanwobushuang。
dinghunyanzhihou,womenyezaixulaodecuohexiajianguojimian。
danmeicijianmiantadounaneizhongkanchouchongdeyanshenbuxiedecongwoshenshanghuaguo,jiulianwobuxiaoxinpengdaotadebao,tadouyilianxianederangyongrenlikenazoushaohui。
wojuedeshitabushiyinghuranyouleweihunfu,suoyiyizhihongzherangzhe。
kemeixiangdaowoderenranghuanlaideshitadaizhebiedenanrenlaiwomianqianyaowuyangwei,shenzhirangwolaifuwutamenliangge。
xiangdaozhei,woyebuxiangkanzaixulaodemianzishangjixurenxiaqule。
danxuqingyaxiangshitingdaoshenmetiandadexiaohuayiyang。
“hahahahaha,gumingnihaizhenbazijidanghuishile,meiyouwoxujia,nisuangepi!”
“xinbuxinwoyijuhua,jiunengrangnichedigunchuzheigechengshi!”
shuozhe,tashangqiantuilewoyiba,lidaojida。
wobeituideliangqianghoutui,zhuangdaolezhuozishangbaizhedefeijimoxing。
moxingdiaozaidishang,sifenwulie。
“呀!”
chenglewuzhezuijinghuchusheng,kandaozhongrenkanguolai,tazheicaibuhuangbumangdekaikou:
“zheiweixiansheng,zheigemoxingkeshishoufudexinaizhiwu,zhubanfangqiulehaojiucaiqiudaode。jirannikanbuqixu**,neinijiuzijichengdanpeichangba。”
zhouweishunjianxiangqiyipianjinghusheng。
yipangdegongzuorenyuanbuzhidaozheigemoxingdejiazhi,tingchenglezheiyangyishuoyeyouxiehuangleshen。
shangqianlazhuwojiuyaorangwopeichang。
chengleyiliantiaoxindekanzhewo。
“guxiansheng,nihaishiganjingenqingyadaogeqianba,miandeyihuierpeibuqibeisongjinqu。”
tinglezheihua,xuqingyalebukezhixiaodaozaichenglehuaili,manlianhongyun:
“还是阿乐体贴。”
zaikanxiangwoshirengshiyilianjuao。
“guming,nixianzaiguixialaiqiuwo,wohainengkanzaiwobademianzishangbangnigenzhubanfangshuoshuoqing。”
我气笑了。
“xuqingyawoquannikaikouzhiqianxianguoxianaozi。”
“nimenxushidoushikaozhewocaizoudaojintianzheigediwei,niyoushenmezigerangwogun?”
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