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》zhouranmanmianchunfeng：「xiongdimen，jidajiajieshaoyixia，zheishiwodexindadang，yeshiwode...linghunbanlv，

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」「gaozhouran？」「dui。woyaota，jingshenchuhu。」「keyi。」gujingshenhuidehenkuai，「danni，

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jinsiyanjinghoudemouzihenleng。「e？」「nibushi‘wenrouguigongzi’。」woshuo。「niderenshe，

yinggaishi——‘beipoyingyedeaixibazong’。」gujingshen：「......shenmeyisi？」

「yisijiushi，nibuyongxiao，buyongshuofeihua，buyongtaohaojingtou。」

wobacehuaanpaizaitazhuoshang：「niyaozuode，jiushizuoniziji。

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「meicuo。」gujingshenheshangcehuaan：「linwan，niquedingnibushizaibaofuwojinidingdekpi？」

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「nide‘shekong’，jiushinizuidade‘zhenshi’。」gujingshendediyichang「aixi」zhibo，kaishile。

zhibojianli，xixilalajibairen。diyigeupzhujinlaile，shuzhezangbian。upzhuxingfen：「guzong！

woyougejiazhishangyidechuangyi！nihuasanbaiwan，touziwo！wobaozhengrangnizaiershisijieqilitiaokemusan！

fanchameng！jueduibao！」gujingshenmianwubiaoqing：「......」gujingshenlengmo：「baoan。」

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」「fenlefenle！zheiainanyousheibuai！」diergeupzhu，shigejiaziyinnvzhubo。

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nvzhubohuarongshise：「guzong！wobushi！womeiyou！」「hahahaha！‘baoan’shengjicheng‘fawubu’le！

」「zheibazongnengchu！youshitashizhenbaojinga！」「xiaosi，zheinalishiai，zheishixingzoude《xingfa》！」

yichangzhiboxialai，gujingshenzhangfenwushiwan。

#gujingshenainanyou##baoanfawubu##jinghuahulianwangdiyiren#resoubaole。wochenredatie。

diertian，zhibo：「aibazongshenpigongsiqipabaoxiaodan」。gujingshenyijiumiantanlian，naqidiyizhangbaoxiaodan。

「shichangbu，tuanjianktv，xiaofeibawanba。fudaixiangmu：‘gongzhu’sanming。wangjingli，」tataitou，

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xiangmu：mairesou#laobanhaoshuai#。」zhibojiananjingle。gujingshentaiqitou，binglengdemuguang，yueguojingtou，

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gujingshen：「......」tachenmolesanmiao，gaizhang。「tongguo。」danmufengle。

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「‘helizhichu’！‘tongguo’！tahaochongaaa！」「aiweiaisijile！」

#gujingshenweilinwanmaidansanshiwan##ainanyouhetademoguiyunying#wohegujingshende“cp”，

yiyizhongjiqishadiaodefangshi，baole。dangwan，gujingshenzhangfensanbaiwan。zhouranhefeifeineibian，kuaifengle。

「gukki」zhibofanchehou，shujuyiluoqianzhang。feifeide「changqingtengshangyeluoji」，