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zaishengongzheizuojinbihuihuangdelaolongli，renrendouxiangwangshangpa，zhiyoulinxiaomanyixinxiangwangxiadiao。

tadaizheshechudebailanhunchuanchengzuibuqiyandexiaoxuanshi，mubiaozhiyouyige：aomanshinian，lingtuixiujinhuijiazhongdi。

kepianpian，xianyutangdetaiping，huangdixianfanlechuan。taadexiancaichengleyushanxinchong，taxuemaojiaohongtaihoukaixin。

gongdou？bucunzaide。tazhixianghunrizi，quehunchenglehuangdixintoudezhushazhi。yushi，

shinianzhiqicongdaojishibianchenglezhuiqirili。“linxiaoman，nihaixiangchugong？

”“chenqiexiang……danchenqiegengxiangdaibixiayiqihuijiazhongdi。”xianyufanche，zhenxiangdinglv，gongtingbailanxue，

zhengshikaike。1bailanjihuaqidongsuiyuxuannei，linxiaomanxinglai，haimeizhengkaiyandediyifanyingshiqumoshouji，

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zuowancusidejiyixiangbeirenyijiaochuaijinnaomen。lianxujiabandi17tian，lingchensandian，diannaoyilanping，

tarenyegenzhemeile。linxiaomanzaibeiwoliguangsushulixianzhuang：yuanzhuyejiaolinxiaoman，shigangrugongdexiaoxuanshi，

yinjiashihanwei，beifendaoleyushufanghoutoudepiandianshoulengzao。yuanzhudieshiqipinxiaoguan，niangshimaixiancaide，

jiyinqiangda，daozhitaxianzaikanjianxiancaijiuliukoushui。santianliangtouzhuangbingduolan，

zuoriqinganshiyoubeiguifeidangzhongxiluo，huilaijiu“yun”leguoqu。guifeishibenshufanpai，meiyanbaozao，

zhuannieruanshizi。tasangzifagan，gangyichusheng，chuangbianliketanchugexiaotaijiandenaodai。“xiaozhuxingle？

kehehuainucaile！taiyishuoninshijingjuguodu，dejingyang。”“jingyang，dengdeng。”linxiaomanzhuazhuzhongdian，

shengyinfapiao，“wojide……diweipinfeixiangchugong，deaomanshinian？”xiaotaijianyiweitashangxin，

manganwei：“xiaozhubieku，shiniandanzhiyihui。”linxiaomanmolebalian。“shinianjiushinian，bi996qiang。

daixinzuolao，baochibaozhu，tuixiuhuijiahainenglingkuaidi，huasuan。”xiaotaijianmeitingdong“996”，

danbeitaturanzhenfendeqishihudeyileng。“neijinridefeipinshanghuaxiaoju……”linxiaomanlikezhuaijinbeizi，

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“neininxianbayaozhouhele，nucaijininbamendaishang。”renyizou，linxiaomanguangsufanshenxiachuang，

xianjianchajiadang：bandaishouchaodecaomi（yuanzhushengxialaidekouliang）yixiaoguanzizhixiancai（zuowanganga，qinglvqinglv，

maixianghanchen）chuangdiyouzhibao：guazi、hetaosu、huaben《fengliuwangyeqiaochuniang》tamanyididiantou，

youchiyouheyouxiaoqian，zuolaokaijubusuantaicha。youfanchuyuanzhudetongjingzhaolezhao。jingzhongshaonvshiliuqisui，

xingyanyuanlian，yifuyingyangbuliangdeguaiqiaoxiang，wanmeifuhe“xiaotouming”renshe。“bucuo，

zhangdejiubuxianggongdoudeliao。”tadangchangpaiban：“congjintianqi，wodezhiyeguihuajiushi——hunrizi。

”diyibu，zhuangbing。tabayanzhihezaohuihunyihun，mozaiyanxia，yimiaobianbingmeiren。bangwan，

guanshimamaguoranshadao，jinmenjiuma：“xiaotizizhuangshenmebing？

guifeiniangniang...”“ou”linxiaomanqiazhesangziganou，shunshibazaoshangzangdejiangzhituzaiyanjiao。

shunjianleiguangyingying，“mama，wo、wopashiranleshiyi，biechongzhuangleguiren……”mamahedehoutuisanbu，

wuzhebizipaole。“haoshengyangzhe！biezhensizaipiandian！”shouzhangaojie。linxiaomantanhuichuangshang，

kezheguazifanhuaben，qiaozhejiaohengxiaoquer。“bujiushishinianma？”“congjintianqi，

wodekpijiushi：huozhe，didiao，bujiaban。”mingtiankaishi，

tayaozhengshikaiqi“huanggongxianyuhunrizi”shengya。zhiyuhuangdi、guifei、gongdou？buhaoyisi，talinxiaoman，

jintianqijiushihougonglizuimeicunzaigandebeijingban。sheiyebiexianglanzhetadaixinzuolao。

2aixincanxiuluochangyinshigangguo，yushanfangyijingdenghuotongming。gegongdexiaochufangxiangzaidazhang。

guifeidecantangzaizishadiaoziligunlesangeshichen，yijiegai，xiangdelianmenkoushiweidouyankoushui。

xianfeideyanwoyongmeiguiluzheng，cairen、meiren、zhaoyimenyeshiyigebiyigejuan。

meihuasu、yingtaolao、eyousongrangjuan，yidiebiyidiejingzhi，yitibiyitishaoqian。zhiyousuiyuxuandexiaochufangli，

，linxiaomandingzheheiyanquan，zhengdunzaitanluqianqiexiancai。ayuanbanlaixiaofenglu：“xiaozhu，huangshanghaifenfu，

xiancaiyaocui，bunengxian，weilahuigan。”linxiaoman：“……tagancuibawoajinqudele。”“xiaozhu，

zhenbuyongnucaibangmang？”xiaotaijianayuankuzhelian，“nindouqieleyikuangle。”“buqinshouqie，

huangdichichulaiweidaobudui，wonaodaihaiyaobuyao？”linxiaomanyaoyaqiechi，“woqinshouade，hanleiyedeqiewan。

”zuoriyushufangsheyan，linxiaomanbeiguanshimamayingtuilaicoushu，zhidailaiyizhihuipupudeshihe，

helizhiyouyidiezijiadexiancai。tatiezheqiangjiao，nulibazijisuochengkongqi。

xinlimonian：kanbujianwokanbujianwo……chenzheng，yushufangwaibaikaiyitiao“aixinzhangzhuo”。shanhediedebirengao，

xiangweijiaodie，xiangwuxingdexiaoyan。taijianchangming。“guifeiqishi，jincantangyipin”“xianfeilishi，

jinyanwoyizhan”“cairenwangshi，jinyingtaolao”lundaozuimo，xiaotaijianshengyinmingxiandibadu：“xuanshilinshi，

jin……xiancaiyidie。”kongqianjingdeguiyi。

jishidaomuguangqishuashualuozaineizhihuipupudetaodieshang：jipianqinglvxiancai，qiedecuxibujun，lingxingsuanmo，

yidianxiangyou，zaiwuzhuangshi。guifeiyituanshanyanchun，qingxiao：“xiancai？daoye……biezhi。

”xianfeiwenroubudao：“linxuanshichushenhanku，nengshengzesheng，dajiajianliang。”linxiaomandimeishunyan，

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bidiyikuaihaikuai。disankuaishi，tataitou：“sheisongde？”xiaotaijianmangda：“linxuanshi。

”xiaochengyishixianlveguorenqun，jingzhunsuozhuzhanzaimoweideshouxiaoyingzi。“mingriqi，linxuanshidexiancai，

meirisongyifendaoyushufang。”hong。guifeiniejinletuanshan，zhongfeiliansewucaibinfen。linxiaomanxigaiyiruan，

chadianjixiancaidieziguixia。huigonglushang，ayuanyiluxiaopao：“xiaozhu！huangshangkuaninleni！

”linxiaomanbaozhekongshihe，neixinbaofengkuqi：“kuashenmekua，takuadeshixiancai，youbushiwo！zheigongzuoliang，

bixiandaikpihaihen！”banye，suiyuxuandexiaochufanghailiangzhedoudadengguang。anbanshang，xiancaiduichengxiaoshan。

tahanleiqiesi、jiayan、yashi、fengkou，dongzuoshuliandexiangzaixiandaijijiafanggaippt。chuangwaigenggusansheng，

tadalegehaqian，bazuihouyitanxiancaibanshangxiaotuiche。ciriqingchen，yushufang。

xiancaidiehuanchengleguanyaoqinghuaxiaodie，caisigengenfenming。xiaochengyilianzhoudouduoheleliangwan，xinqingdahao，

shunshoubazhezipidelongfeifengwu。pidaoyiban，tahuranwen：“linxuanshizuoyejishixiede？

”xiaotaijianda：“huibixia，choushisankedenghailiangzhe。”xiaochengyibijianyidun，

zuijiaoweibukechadiwanlewan：“chuanhuayushanfang，jitasonglianghexueyanbubu。”zhiyichuandaosuiyuxuanshi，

linxiaomanzhengbaozhetanzidakeshui，wenyanzhijiehexing。takanzhelianghejiazhiqianjindexueyan，

zaikankanzijishoulidexiancaidao，xianruchensi。xianyubenxiangtangping，naihexiancaixianhuo。

3gongyancaiyijiezhonghuadiandenghuoruzhou，taihouwushishouchendepaichangbichuxihaisheng。linxiaomansuozaizuimoyizhuo，

kuaizidoumeigandong。bushipasheng，payucikasangziyingxiangdaihuierzhuangbing。tayuandasuanzhuangbingquexi，

quebeiguanshimamayiju“taihoudianmingxinrenxianyi”zhijielinguolai。tasuanpandadejing：chiwanzhuangyun，

beitaihuipiandian，jixugou。guifeizuoyuyoushou，yingyingqishen：“taihouniangniang，jinridaxi，

bufangrangxinlaidemeimeimengezhancaiyi，yehaojinintiangequer。”tayanweiyisao，

zhijianjingzhunluozailinxiaomandefangxiang。“xinrenlijiushulinxuanshizuikeren，bururangtaxiangejuehuo，jinintianshou？

”dianneishubaidaomuguangqishuashuashelai。taihoushoudafengyi，cixiangzhongtouzheweiyan：“haohaizi，huishenme？

”linxiaomannaozi“weng”diyisheng：wohuishenme？！xiuhuazhashou、danqinpaodiao，

yuanzhuliujitadejinengbiaojihuweiling。xiandaidezijiwuyinbuquan、sizhibuxiediao，lianktvdoushaoqu。

linxiaomanyingzhetoupinuodaodianzhong。yuguangli，yumaoxueqiuzhengdunzaidianzhupangtianzhuazi，weibayishuaiyishuai。

linxiaomanhoulongfajin，tuokouerchu：“chen……chenqiehuixuemaojiao。”dianneisuijidixiaoruchao。

taihouquelele：“xuelaitingting。”linxiaomanbiyan，niezhesangzi：“miao”naimaosajiaodediaozi，

ruanderenxinfazhan。jiezhesangziyizhuan，dichenhulu，xiangxueqiushaitaiyangshidemanzuhengheng。huyouzhamao，

“ha”yisheng，poyinduancu，zhengshixueqiubeicaiweibashidefennu。zuihouyishengshouwei，

shichibaohezudeqingtan：“miwu”dianneiqiexiaosiqi。taihou“pu”dixiaochulei，

shoulideshoutaosudiaohuipanzi：“shang！zheiyatouyouqu！”tataishouyidian，“jiriqi，linxuanshishengweichangzai，

wanghougongli，yeduogehuobao。”linxiaomanmengzaiyuandi，mannaozizhiyouyixingjiadajiacudexuehongzimu。

xianyufanshen，fanjinyouguo！guifeishouzhongliulizhan“ka”diqingxiang，yitiaoxiwenshunjianpamanbeishen。

xianfeiditouyanchun，jianbangweizhan。xiaochengyizuozaitaihouyouce，yiquandichun，xiaodejianbangqingdou。anweierlihao，

qingchutingjianbixiaxiaoshengdianping：“bizhezihaokan。”suihoufenfushenceneishi：“jixialai，

mingwandewanshantianyidaoqingzhengluyu，jihuixuemaojiaodechangzai。”dangye，suiyuxuan。tabaozhexinlingdeliujinshengzhi，

zuozaibiyuanxiandaliangbeidexiutashang，mianwubiaoqingdixuemaotanqi：“miao”shengyinyouyou，chuantougongqiang。

ayuanhuantianxidi：“xiaozhu，ninxianzaishichangzaile，yuelifanbei！

”linxiaomanbaizhitou：“changzai……zaiwangshangshiguiren、pin、fei……”tayanqianyihei，

daozaitashanggunchengmaomaochong：“jiuming！xianyufanchele！”geqiangdexiaochengyifushouerli，wenshengshixiao。

tafenfushenceneishi：“mingwandewanshantianyidaoqingzhengluyu，jiushuoshishangjihuixuemaojiaodechangzai。

”4kaohongshufengbosuiyuxuanhouqianggen。“changzai，ninyoudunzheierkaohongshu？”linxiaomanguozheyinshudoupeng，

dunzailinshitaochudetuzaoqian，zhengnahuoqianfantan。“xu——”tabashizhishuzaichunbian，“bierangguifeitingjian，

taxiawucaishuowo‘yuqianxianmei，yelaibidingtouxing’。”ayuanbaoxiduosuo。

“kegonglishuoninsihuishiwei……”“fangtaniangdeyaoyan。”linxiaomandunzaijiuwazaoqian，

shouzheliangzhiquantoudadehongshu。“wosihuideshihongshu。”huoshetianzhelubi，pipazuoxiang，

jiaotiandexiangweizhiwangwaizuan。“xiaozhu，zaikaojiuzhenhule。”xiaotaijianayuanxiliukoushui。“waijiaoliliutang，

caididao。”linxiaomanyongshuzhichuolechuohongshu，tangzhilasi，kongqiliquanshimaiyatangwei。huran，

qiangwaiyizhenxueshengtuotuo。“yourenlaile！”ayuanhedeyaobahongshumaihuili。linxiaomangangshenshou，

heiqixiaomen“kuang”beituikai。xiaochengyidaizhesimingjinjun，lizaimenkou。tamuguangyisao，

zhunquedingzaidishangneizhimaozhereqidehongshushang。“linchangzaishenyeyushiweisihui？”nanrensangyindandan，

tingbuchuxinu。linxiaomannaozi“weng”diyisheng，putongguixia：“bushishiwei！shihongshu！

”hongshuguliuliugundaoxiaochengyixuebian。xiaochengyitaishou，jinjunqishuashuabeiguoshen。tawanyaojianqineikehongshu。

“jiuzheimepazhen？”linxiaomanbijianzhanhui，jijibianjie：“bushipa！shizunjing！zunjingdebugantaitoukanbixia！

”xiaochengyichuilechuihongshushangdehui，baikai。tayaoleyikou：“biyushanfangdelizigaoxiangtian。

”linxiaomandengyuanyan，xiaoshengdigu：“yushanfangmeiwoshedeyongtan。

”huangdibashengxiabankuaididaotazuibian：“shangni。”linxiaomanxiayishizhangzui，yikouyaoxiaqu，tangdezhihaqi。

“shengxiadefenzhenyiban。”tashuodelizhiqizhuang。linxiaoman：“？？？”piankehou，liangrenbingjiandunqianggen，

yirenpengbangehongshu。guntangdeshuroutangdexiaochengyiqingqingxiqi，quemeitingzui。linxiaomantoumiaota，

zhijianzheiweijiuwuzhizunbijianzhanlehui，xiangtouchidedamao。huangdihurankaikou：“jinrizhezitaiduo，zhentouteng。

”linxiaomanbennengjiehua：“chenqiejininrourou？”shuowanjiuxiangchouziji，xianyuzenmenengzuizheimekuai！

xiaochengyiqueceshen，bahounaoshaodijita。linxiaomanzhihaoguizuo，zhijianchuanguotabingliangdefasi，qingqinganya。

hongshuchiwan，huangdiqishen，shunshoubapirengjintanhuo：“weidaobucuo，mingwanzhenhailai。”linxiaomanbaozhexigai，

shengyinfapiao：“neichenqie……zaikao？”xueyejijing，jiaobushengjianyuan。ayuanshihuayuandi：“xiaozhu，

huangshangshibushi……kanshangnindehongshule？”linxiaomankanzheyouzhishangdetangzi，xianruchensi：“yexu，

shikanshangwohuifantan？”dangye，suiyuxuandetanewaiduoleliangkuang。xiaotaijianchuanhua：bixiakouyu，linchangzaiweihan，

zhunzhihongluotansanjin。5huangdide“diaonan”“sishisanke，yushufangduzhezi。”“weishierke，

yuhuayuanshanghudie。”“shenshizheng，qianqinggongchuibeiyikezhong。

”linxiaomanpengzheneiwufuxinsonglaide“shijiarichengbiao”，liangyanfahei。xianyumeidangjitian，

zenmejiuhunchenglehuangdide“suishenguajian”？sishi，yushufang。

xiaochengyibayiluozhezituidaolinxiaomanmianqian：“nian。”linxiaomanzhankaidiyiben，gongbuqingxiuhedi，

zhezizijiwainiu。tashunkoutucao：“zheidachenzitaichou。”huangdidixiao，youhuanyiben。linxiaomanzainian，

hubukuqiong：“zheihuajiangdexiangfangpi。”tajingjueshiyan，huangmangwuzui。

xiaochengyiquechengetingdejinjinyouwei：“jixu。”yushi，zhenggeshangwu，