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小说简介

《benxiangdangxianyu，zennaixitongbuyunxu》shiyibulingrenzhemideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，youkafeibantangbujiabingkuaijingxindamo。gushizhongdezhujiaogujinyueshenlantongguoyongqihezhihuikefulegezhongkunnanhetiaozhan，bingzuizhongshixianlezijidelixiang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenrurenxindeqingganmiaoxiehejinzhangcijideqingjieershoudaoguangdaduzhedexiai。【zheijushentiyejiaogujinyue，muqian18sui。tababajiaogulinhui，shikeyanyuandeyanjiuyuan，yinweibaomixiangmudeyuanyin，jingchangbuzaijia。tamamajiao……。

精彩章节

shangxuegangdiyitian，gujinyuejiuhefengqiuyunhunshule。

tamenhaihezhangwenwenyuehaole，xiakehouyiqizhaogenaichadianzuozuoye。

fangxuehou，gujinyue、zhangwenwenhefengqiuyunsanrenlaidaolexuexiaofujindeyijianaichadian。

dianneizhuangshiwenxin，limianjibendoushifujindexuesheng。

tamenzhaolegekaochuangdeweizhizuoxia，dianlegezixihuandenaichahexiaodianxin。

fengqiuyunyibianjiaobanzhenaichalidezhenzhu，yibianxingzhibobodishuo：“yueyue，niyoushenmebudongdehewomenshuoe，woxuexichengjihaikeyide，yinggainengbangdaoni。”

zhangwenwendakaishubaonachuzuoye，zantongdedao：“en，qiuyunyibanzaibanliqianwuming，chengjibucuode。”

“hao，neiwoyihouyoubudongdedifang，jiumafannimenla~”

nvhaizizhijiandeyouyibijiaochuncui，hegenaichachigexiaodianxin，liaoliaotian，guanxijiuxunsulajinle。

sanrenyibianzuozuoye，yibianxianliao。fengqiuyunturanshenmixixidiyadishengyinshuodao：“nimenzhidaoma？wotingshuoxuexiaofujinxinkaileyijiamishitaotuo，jushuotebie**！yaobuyaozhoumoyiqiquwan？”

zhangwenwenyanjingyiliang：“zhendema？wohaimeiwanguomishitaotuoni！tingqilaihaoyouqu！”

gujinyueyelailexingqu：“mishitaotuo？shineizhongjiemideyouxima？”

buguotadaoyoudianyiwai，tahaiyiweixuexihaoderenjibenjiudushuni，xiangbudaowandeyebuluoxia。

fengqiuyundiandiantou：“duia！jiushiyiqunrenbeiguanzaiyigefangjianli，yaotongguojiemizhaodaoxiansuo，zuihoutaochuqu。tingshuoneijiaxinkaidemishizhutitebieduo，youkongbudeyouxuanyide，haiyoukehuande！”

zhangwenwenxingfendishuodao：“neiwomenzhoumoyiqiquba！yueyue，niyeyiqilaiba？”

gujinyuexiaozhediantou：“haoa，tingqilaitingyouyiside，woyexiangqushishi。”

fengqiuyunyipaizhuozi：“neijiuzheimeshuodingle！zhoumowomenyiqiquwanmishitaotuo！”

sanrenyuedinghaohou，jixumaitouzuozuoye。

henkuai，jiudaolezhousidekaoshishijian。

kaoshijieshuhou，fengqiuyuncouguolaiwendao："yueyue，kaodezenmeyang？wokannizuotisudutingkuaide。"

gujinyueqianxudixiaolexiao："haixingba，xiwangnengyoujinbu。"

tayijingzaimengjingkongjianshuashijuanshualeyizhoule，ruguohaishibunengjinbu，tayerenle。

zhangwenwenpaipaitadejianbang："kendingmeiwentide！duile，biewanglezhouliuwomenyuehaoyaoquwanmishitaotuoe！"

“enen，buhuiwangde。”gujinyueyingdao。

kaoshichengjiyaoxiazhouyicainenggongbu，zaichengjichulaizhiqian，shidehaohaowanyiwan。

zhouliu，gujinyue、zhangwenwenhefengqiuyunlaidaolexuexiaofujinxinkaideneijiamishitaotuodian。

dianneidengguanghunhuang，qiangbishangtiemanlegezhongjingsongzhutidehaibao，yingzaochuyizhongshenmierjinzhangdefenwei。

qiantaidegongzuorenyuanreqingdiyingshanglai，xiangtamenjieshaozhegegemishizhuti。

zaifengqiuyundeqianglietuijianxia，sanrenjuedingtiaozhannandujiaogaoqiejiju**dekongbuzhuti——“feiqijingshenbingyuandemimi”。

gongzuorenyuanjitamenjiangshuledazhijuqing：cengjing，zheijiajingshenbingyuanfashengleyixilieliqisiwangshijian，huanzhemendeyuanhunsihuyijiupaihuaizaici，ertamenxuyaobanyanyonggandediaochayuan，shenruqizhongtanxunzhenxiang。

suizheyidaohouzhongdetiemenhuanhuankaiqi，yiguyinlengdeqixipumianerlai。

sanrenxiaoxinyiyidizoujinmishi，zhijianhunandedengguangxia，qiangbishangmanshibanbodexueji，pojiudebingchuangshanghaibaifangzheyixiezhanmanwuzideyiliaoqixie。

erbianshibushichuanlaiyinyinyueyuedeguiyixiaoshenghetongkude**sheng，yingzaochulingrenmaogusongrandefenwei。

“biepa。”gujinyuezhendingdishuodao。

zheifenweizhendetaizhenle，tapalianggexiaogunianghedao。

danzhuantouyikan，zhijianzhangwenwenhefengqiuyunliangrensuiranwanzheshouzouzaiyiqi，danyanjingqueliangliangde，kanqilaihenxingfen。

gujinyuejuedezijibaidanxinle，kanlaitamendanzidadehen。

zhengdangtamenquanshenguanzhudiyanjiuxiansuoshi，gujinyueturanwendaoyigucibidefuchouqiwei。

tazhoulezhoumeitou，shunzheqiweidefangxiangzouqu，laidaoleyijianxiaxiaodechuwujian。

chuwujiandemenbanyanzhe，gujinyuehuanhuantuikai，jiezheweiruodeguangxian，takandaodishangsihutangzheyigeren。

gujinyuerenweizheishimishilidezhuangsirennpc，weilefangzhibeizheigenpcturantiaoqilaiheyitiao，tazhijuexiangguanshangmen。

dancishi，xiaoxiongmaotiaolechulai。

【ding，fabulinshirenwu，qingsuzhuweisizheshenmingshenyuan，renwuwanchengkehuodeshuxingdian*10hegedouchujijineng。】

gujinyueguanmendeshouyidun，sizhe！

yejiushishuo......

gujinyuemengdezhuantoukanxiangdishangde“npc”。

tazhijuezijitongkongdizhen，shoukaishiweiweizhandou。

tahuoleliangbeizi，chulezaizanglishang，yemeiyudaoguosirena！

gujinyueanweiziji，bupabupa，niyeshikanleyiqianduojikenanderen，nazhongsharenshoufameijianguo?

不能慌！

gujinyueturanxiangdaoshenme，wen：【xitong，nilaoshishuo，wodeshuxinglimeiyouxingyunzhidecanshu，shibushiyinweiwoxingyunzhishifude！】

xiaoxiongmaowuyu，gundaoyibianzijiwanqule。

gujinyuedazhedanzicoujin，faxian“npc”shenshangdexueyeyijingganhe，ningguzaibuliaoxianweizhijian，sanfazhelingrenzuooudefuchouqixi。

“yueyue，nizailimianganmani？”zhangwenwenzaiwaimianhandao。

“mei……meishenme，jiusuibiankankan。”gujinyuelianmanghuiyingdao，jinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaiziran。

gujinyuekuaisudepailejizhangxianchangdezhaopian，haiyou“npc”sizhuangdetexie，jiutuilechuqu。

jiexialaideshijianli，gujinyuexinbuzaiyandigenzhejiemi。

zouzhezouzhe，gujinyuehaishixiangchuisizhengzhayixia。

【xitong，niquedingneizhendeshishiti？bushidaoju？】

xiaoxiongmaoyansudidiantou：【qianzhenwanque。sizhejiaoshenming，28sui，shizheijiadiandezhuangxiugongren。】

gujinyueqiangrenzheweilidefanjiangdaohai，qiangpozijilengjingxialai。

【xitong，bangwobaojing。】

【yifasongdingweihezhaopianjijingfang。】xiaoxiongmaokuaisuhuiying，【yujijingfang15fenzhongneidaoda。】

dagaishifenzhongzuoyou，mishilideguangboturanxiangqicierdedianliusheng："geweiwanjiaqingzhuyi，youyushebeiguzhang，benciyouxitiqianjieshu。qinggensuigongzuorenyuanzhiyinlikai。"

fengqiuyunshiwangdipiepiezui："a？caiwanlebudaoyixiaoshijiuyaojieshu？"

sanrenbeiyigeshensehuangzhangdegongzuorenyuancongcongdaichumishi。

gujinyuezhuyidao，zheigegongzuorenyuandeshouyizhizaifadou。

gujinyuegouqichunjiao，kanlaijingchabitayuxiangzhonglaidegengkuai。