zaimoniandexiaoshuo《beixiaogongzhushiyoudangnulihou,wofafengle》zhong,xinxinjiangcuicuishiyiweixunzhaoziwoshenfenheguishugandenianqingren。xinxinjiangcuicuizailvtuzhongjieshilegezhonggeyangderenwu,jinglilefengfuduocaidemaoxianyutiaozhan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuheneixindetansuo,xinxinjiangcuicuizhujianmingbailezijideshiminghejiazhi,bingzuizhongzhaodaolezhenzhengdeguisu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanchengzhangyutansuo,jiangcuicuizhuailewojixia,quefaxiangenbenzhuaibudongwo。tamanlianyihuodikanzheduimiantongxuemennankandelianse,huanhuanzhuanguotou,caifaxianwoyijingbizheyanjingdaozailedishang。……jiangyinfaduzheduiziwodesikaohezhuiqiu。
第一章
daxueruxuedediyitian,jiuyushanglezichengxiaogongzhudeshiyou。
tashuozijibenshoubenjiao,ranhoulisuoyingdangdibawodangnuli。
shaoyoubushunxin,tajiujiangwoguanzaileyangtai,zaoyaowoqiangletananpengyou。
haimeiqimingyue,nengweitafuwushiwoderongxing!
荣幸你个大头鬼!
laoniangzheijiugaosugaosuni,shenmejiaoredaotiebanle!
01
「zheisushekanzheyetaijianlouleba,yidiandoubufuherenjiadeshenfen!」
wogangshoushihaosushe,jiutingjianleyigejiaorouzaozuodeshengyin。
jiangcuicuiyishenfensedegongzhuqun,youzaiyouzaidizoulejinlai,xianqididaliangzhesushedehuanjing。
zaikanjianwoyijingshoushihaolechuangpuhou,tayanlideliangguangyishanerguo,kuaibucoudaolewodeshenbian,qinnidihuanbaozhewodegebo。
「nijiushimuxinba,wojiaojiangcuicui,shinideshangpula~」
「xinxin,nizhendehaolihaie,douhuizijipuchuangdan,buxiangwobenbende,shenmeyebuhui!」
jiangcuicuiaonaodishenchuquantoupenglexianaodai,suijiqingqingyaohuangzhewodegebo,「xinxin,nibangrenjiapuyixiahaobula!」
wokanzhejiangcuicuiliangjingjingdeyanjing,guishishenchadidianlediantou。
jianwodayingle,jiangcuicuitaiduyizhuan,shenshouzhizhemenkou,「woxinglidouzailouxiani,niqunaba!」
「bushipuchuangdanma......」
wodehuahaimeishuowan,jiangcuicuijiulenghengleyisheng。
「neichuangdanshenmededouzaixinglilia,buguoshinagexinglieryila,nihaoxiaoqie!」
woshenhuxiyikouqi,renmingbandixialelou,quezailouxiakandaoleyigejudadexinglixiang。
feilehaodadeliqi,wocaibaneixiangzibanshanglelou,gangdakaimen,jiukanjianjiangcuicuishoulinazhetechan,zhengreqingdisaijiqitaliangweishiyou。
jianwohuilai,jiangcuicuiganmangjiangtechansaijinleshubaoli,youjiangshoujiyemiandidaolewodeyanqian。
「xinxin,niguoranhenlihaini,zheimedagexiangzidoubandeshanglaiai!」
「zhenghao,woqitadexingliyedaole,jiuzaikuaidizhanni,nibangwoququyixiaba!」
jiangcuicuiwushiwozhouqidemeitou,suishounaqiyizhibizaiwoshoubeishangxiexialequjianma,duiqitashiyoushuo。
「yihouwomenjiuyaoyiqishenghuosinianla,jintianwoqingdajiachifane,womenxianzaijiuchufaba!」
「那我呢?」
jiangcuicuiyanlimanshijingya,「bushirangniqubangwoqukuaidima!」
shuowan,tasishixiangdaoleshenme,shenshoupaipaiwodejianbang,「xinxin,wozhidaonixinkula!」
「nifangxine,womenchiwanyihou,jiuhuijinibashengcaishengfandabaohuilaie!」
womizheyanjing,kanzhetayifulisuoyingdangdemoyang,shenshounaguotadexingli,tuozhejiuwangwaimianzou。
jiangcuicuikuaibuchongguolai,yibaanzhuxinglixiang,「niganshenme!」
「xinglixiangwobanshanglaide,woyouquanlizairengxiaqu,yaoniguan!」
jiangcuicuiyaozhezuichun,yifurouruokeqidemoyang,taniezhequnbai,daliangzhezhouweilailaiwangwangdetongxuemen,「xinxin,nishibushiqiwomeiyoubatechanfenjini。」
「倒也不是。」
wobaozhegebodaliangzheta,「zhuyaoshishizaitaileile,kaixuediyitian,youyaobangshiyounaxingli,youyaoqukuaidi,haiyaochishiyoudeshengfan。」
「zhidaodeshiwolaishangdaxuele,buzhidaode,haiyiweiwolaijishiyouzuobaomuni!」
zhouweidexueshengjiazhangmentingzhewodehua,fenfendaliangzhejiangcuicui,shenzhiyouxueshenggantanxinghaozijimeiyouzheiyangdeshiyou。
jiangcuicuidichuizhetou,lianshangmanmanfanqileyisihongyi,taqingqingduolexiajiao,wuzhelianpaohuilesushe。
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jiangcuicuidefanmeiyouqingcheng。
yinweitaxuyaozijiqukuaidizhannaxingli,haiyaozijipubeitaochuangdan。
tazuozaichuangshang,kanzheneixiechuangdanweiqudebuxing,zuilinannanzhezijiconglaimeiyouzuoguozheixieshiqing。
youlewodejinglizaixian,qitalianggeshiyoujiuxiangmeitingjiantadehuayiyang。
jiangcuicuizhinengjuezhezui,zaichuangshangshuaishuaidada,xiachuangdeshihou,guyicaizaiwodechuangdanshang,ranhouyilianwugudiqingqiuwodeyuanliang。
......
xueshenghuizhaoxinmianshidedangtianwanshang,sushelizhishengxialewohejiangcuicui。
wobaozhelianpen,dasuanxianxigezaozaiqumianshi。
kewoxiwanzaohou,quefaxianyangtaidemensihushicongwaimianfansuole,zenmeyedabukai。
qitalianggeshiyoucishiyinggaizhengzaijinxingmianshi,wozhinengdajishenmezuzhiyebudasuancanjiadejiangcuicui。
kewodedianhuagangbotong,jiubeitaguaduan。
wozhinengjitafaxiaoxi,gaosutazijibeisuozaiyangtaishang,rangtahuilaijiwokaimen。
danxiaoxifaguoqu,jiufangfoshichendahaileyiban。
womensushedeyangtaishiquanfengbide,wobeiredemanshenshihan,yishiyezhujiankaishibiandemohubuqing。
wopengdeyishengzaidaozailedishang,xiongkoujicudihuxizhe,jiuzaiwokuaiyaoyunguoqudeshihou,zhongyutingdaomenkouchuanlailekaimensheng,woganmangshenshouqingpaizhemenban。
jiangcuicuihuidaosushedeshihou,woyijingbeiqitalianggeshiyoujiulechulai。
zaikanjianwoyuanhendeyanshenhou,jiangcuicuipielexiazui,「ganmazheimekanwo,hedaowo,nifuzea!」
「wojinidadianhua,faxiaoxi,niweishenmebuhuiwo!」
jiangcuicuibailewoyiyan,「nishiwodesheia,wopingshenmeyaohuinia!」
「nizhibuzhidaowobeisuozaileyangtaishang,yaobushiyouyoutamenhuilaidejishi,wojiudixuetangyunsizailimianle!」
「budui!」wokanzhejiangcuicuiyanlidexinxu,tudixiangdaoleshenme,「yangtaineishanmen,fengchuishisuobushangde......jiangcuicui,shinibawosuozaiyangtaishangde,shibushi!」
「niyoushenmezhengju......niwuxianwo,wokeshiyaogaonide!」
wotengdeyishengcongyizishangzhanleqilai,zhuaizhejiangcuicuidegebozouxiangyangtai。
jiangcuicuidetongkongmengdifangdalejifen,shenshoubutingdipaidazhewo,shituzhengtuowodezhigu。
yanjianzhezhengtuobukai,tazhinengweiqubabadikanxiangleqitalianggeshiyou,shituxunqiutamendebangzhu。
youyoukanzhetaneiyangzi,zhengxiangyaokaikouquanwo,queyiyankandaolewogebohaiyoudatuishang,mimimamaquanshiwenziyaodedabao,gancuijiangquandehuaquandouyandaoleduzili。
woyilutuozhejiangcuicui,jiangtarengjinleyangtai。
ranhoutuolebayizi,qiaozheerlangtuikantazailimianzhangyawuzhua,zuilibutingmanmazhewo。
shuowobushiren,ruguotajintiansizaiyangtaishang,wojiushisharenxiongshou。
「nifangxin,sibule。」
「woqinshenyanzhengle,30fenzhongdingduohuiyun,suoyinifangxin,daigou29fen59miao,wojiufangnichulai!」
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wodakaishoujidejishiqi,jiangdinghaoshijiandeyemianzaitamianqianhuanglehuang,ranhoudakaishoujikaishishuaxiaoshipin。
jiangcuicuijiuzhanzaiyangtaishangehenhendidingzhewo,gangkaishitahainengmachulai,kesuizheshijianyidianyidiguoqu,tademanmashengzhujianbianxiao,hewoshuohuadeshengyinliyedaizheyisitaohaodeyiwei。
「xinxin,shiwocuole,woqiuqiunile,nifangwochuquba,wozheipifutaijiaonenle,chengshoubuzhuwenzizheimeyao。」
wotailexiameimao,jiangshixiancongshoujipingmushangyikai,「nideyisishi,wojiuhuogaibeiwenzizheimeyaobei?」
jiangcuicuidelianshangxiemanlehuangzhang,tajiaojididuiwobaizheshou,kewogenbenbulita,congzhuozidixiataoletongpaomian,zouchulesushe。
dengwojiewanshuihuilaideshihou,sushemenkouyijingzhanmanleren,yinyinyueyuehainengtingdaojiangcuicuiqilidekuhansheng。
「daoyuan,wobushiguyiraominde,shizaishiwodeshiyoumuxintaiqifurenle!」
「tabuzhidaozenmedebeiguandaoyangtaile,jiuyinweiwomeiyoujishihuitadexiaoxi,tajiurendingwoshiguyide,bawoguanzaileyangtai。」
「daoyuan,nikankanwozheigebotuishang,quandoushidabaoai,zheiwoyaoshiyinweishixueguoduo,yunsizailimianle,sheifuzeya!」
jiangcuicuishuowan,youweiqubabadikuleqilai,weizaimenkoudeqitatongxuejiantazheiyang,yefenfendishengshuozhewodebushi。
「tazheigeshiyouzuodequeshiyouxieguofenle!」
「kebuma,wokantaa,jiushiqifurenjiaxinggehao,yaohuanchengwoa,woyidingjitalianggezuibazi!」
wozhanzaitamenshenhou,rentongdipailepaizheigenvshengdejianbang,「wojuedenishuodehendui!」
「woqueshiyouxiehouhui,dangchumeiyouxianjitalianggezuibazi,buguo,xianzaiyebuwan!」
wosuishoujiangneipaomiansaijinleneigenvhaideshouli,databudizoujinlesushe。
zaidaoyuandezhushixia,zoudaojiangcuicuidemianqian,jiuzhetadeyiling,yizuoyiyoujiletalianggezuibazi。
「jinilihaide,haixuehuierenxiangaozhuangleshibushi!wozhishilikaile,bushibianyabale!」
turandebiangurangzhenggesushedouanjinglexialai,jiangcuicuizuixianfanyingguolai,zuoshiyouyaoku,quebeiwoyigenushi,bielehuiqu。
「daoyuan,zheigemenkemeibanfaconglimiansuoshang,zhenggesushezhiyouwohetazai,bushita,jiuzhinengshiguile!」
「erqie,wolingwailianggeshiyouhuilaideshihou,menkeshisuoshangde,jiangcuicui,nisuomendeshihoubuzhidaowozaixizaoma!」
jiangcuicuideyanshenyouxieshanshuo,zhizhiwuwulexujiu,zhinengduizhedaoyuanzhizhezijifanhongdelianjia。
「neiwodouhetadaoqianlea,tadawozongshitabuduia,fanzhengwobujieshoudaoqian,tayaomepeiwojingshensunshifei,yaomejiukoujidian,jiguochufen!」
jiangcuicuidehuarangweiguandetongxuemendoudaoxileyikouliangqi,jiuliandaoyuanyezaiquantashuobuzhiyu。
ketajiufangfotielexinyiban,shenzhizhuaizhewo,yaodaiwoqujianxiaozhang,rangxiaozhangjitagegongdao。
jiangcuicuizhuailewojixia,quefaxiangenbenzhuaibudongwo。
tamanlianyihuodikanzheduimiantongxuemennankandelianse,huanhuanzhuanguotou,caifaxianwoyijingbizheyanjingdaozailedishang。
tashunjianliangtuiyiruan,zaidaozaidishang,shoujiaobingyongdichaozhemenkoupaqu,zuilibutingdiniantaozhe:
「womeisharen,muxinshizijicuside,hewomeiyouguanxi!」
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