《bixia！nideweizhuangyibeishipo》zhongderenwushedinghenbaoman，meiyiweirenwudouyouzijichuxiandejiazhi，tuidongleqingjiedefazhan，tongshiyinchulejinbaozhulihuaijindegushi，kandianshizu，《bixia！nideweizhuangyibeishipo》gushigenggai：zheishiheyeguaichende，buzhidaozhuangleshenmehaochide。ai，xiangchiniangzuodefurongsule，cuicuide，yikouxiaqumanzui……。
gonglidezhangshigugulaideshihou，wohaizainiangdeyuanzilijuezhe**guanchamayidong。
“ershiba、ershijiu、sanshi……aiya！”
shudaodisanshizhishi，woboziyijin。
zhumuwulidechenpopoyibatiliuqiwodeyilingwangqiantinggan。
“er**，kesuanzhaozhenile，gonglilaideguirenzaiqiantingdengzhejiannini！”
“hao——e——e——e——chen——popo——po——po——”
wobeidiandifachulezhanyin。
niangnazhexiuleyibandepaziganchulai，yiliandanyoudizhanzaiyuanzimenkou。
我朝她做了个鬼脸。
niangbeiwodouxiao，gekongyongshouzhidianledian。
heihei，zheishijiaowoguaiguaide，buyaoremafan。
“zhangshiguguyousuobuzhi，qitangzixiaoyoubuzuzhizheng，tangyaobuduan，chenfushizaibuganrangtadaibingrugong……”
“daoshieryatoubaozhu，jinnianjiusuile，tianzhenlanman，congminglingli，woyimingrenjiangtadailaijiguguguomu……”
wodaoshi，zhengtingjianzhumuyigejingerdikuawo，jiaorenguaibuhaoyiside。
neizhangshigugujiangwocongtoudaojiaokanleyibian。
“er**minghuanbaozhu？”
“duide，wojiaojinbaozhu，jinzidejin，yuanbaodebao，yemingzhudezhu，wozuiaichidegaodianshifurongsu，shanggeyuewojianleyitiaoxiaoheigoujiaojinlaicai，wo——”
“咳咳！”
我爹又咳上了。
zhumuchezhepaziwuzuixiao。
woyouxiebugaoxingdipielepiezui，haiyoudahuamaojinlaifu，xiaoyazijinduoduomeijieshaoni。
zhangshigugukanlekanwodie，wodieyouhezhumuduishileyiyan，weiweihanshou。
“jindaren，nubifengniangniangyizhi，jinribianxuandingguifuer**weiyongangongzhubandu。gongzhushenbianquerensihou，dangebude，xujikesuinubirugong——jiaomayibeizaifuwaile。”
shuowanjiushangqianlaiyaoqianwodeshou。
我连忙后退了一步。
niangshuole，kebunengsuibiangenzhemoshengrenzou。
“baozhu！zheiyongangongzhudebandukebushirenrendounengdangde，zhangshiguguqiaowomenbaozhubingxuecongming，shiwanlitiaoyidehaohaizini，bierendouyaoxianmuhuaile。”
zhumujiangwowangzhangshigugugenqiantuileyiba。
woxinlilekailehua，biaomianshangyouzhuangzuodandingdeyangzi。
zhiqianzaijieshang，woketingjianguodajiayilunyongangongzhu。
yongangongzhujiaolihuaijin，shiwusui，zhangdekemeile，ranhou……ranhouwozhiguzhechitangjiumeizixitingle。
“nei……woyaoheniangshuoyishengde……”
niangzhidaolekendingkaixinhuaile！
“ke！baozhua，nixiantongzhangshigugushangche，dieyijingjiaorenquyuanzilishoushinidexinglile，ziranhuitongniniangshuode。”
jirandiedouzheimeshuole，wojiuguaiguaidigenzhezhangshiguguzuoshanglemache。
linxingqian，woniangleiyanposuodiganguolai，jiangyidabaoxinglijiaojilewo。
“aiyo——wodebaozhuyo！”
talazhewodeshoumolei，qiaoqiaodiwangwodexiuzizhongsaijinyezi。
kanzheniangxijierqideyangzi，wogaoxingdichaotahuishougaobie。
jinshibutongwangrile，wo，wanlitiaoyidejinbaozhuyaojingongjiwoniangzhanglianle！
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