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zuozhe“zuisirenjiansiyu”jinqishangxiandegudaiyanqingxiaoshuo，shi《bixia，qingfangxiaaijiadejiaoyansu！》，zheibenxiaoshuozhongdeguanjianjiaoseshixingerxiaoheng，jingcaineirongjieshao：taxianranrenchulezheiqiweideyuantou。wozhishaodeshouweiweiyidun，suijiruowuqishidijixuyaoqiyishaowenredemizhousongrukouzhong。zhishi，chunjiaoneimo……

精彩章节

wo，daliangzuizunguidetaihou，jingbeikekouleyushanfangdejiaoyansu。

yuqiannvguanzhanzhanjingjing：“bixiashuoninchitaiduotianshi，duishentibuhao……”wonujifanxiao，

zhuanshenzaihuangdishufangangelisaimanliuliansu——tapingshengzuihenciwu。cirizaochao，mandianpiaosanzheguiyiguoxiang，

huangdidingzheheiyanquanyaoyaqiechi。dangwanyushanfangshiqie，wozhenzangdemeiguigaobuyierfei。yuhuayuanjiashanhou，

wozhuangjianjiuwuzhizunzhengbaozhewodeshihedakuaiduoyi。tazuijiaozhanzhemeiguihuaban：“muhou，dageshangliang？

”yuyituranchongchu：“bixia！ninchidemeiguigaolichanlefanxieye！”huangdijiangzhu，

woyaozhetuanshanweixiao：“aijiaxinyanzhideshoushenmifang。”taliansezhoubian，kuangbenxiangmaoce。yiri，

yushanfangzongguanshoudaomizhi：taihoudianxin，jiabeigongying。fuyixingxiaozi：“muhou，xiacixieyaoshaofangdianchengma？

”---daliangdechunri，zongshiduanzheyifuyongronghuaguidejiazi。yangguangtouguochengchedetiankong，

kangkaidiposazaizhongzhongdiediedeliuliwashang，jinmangtiaoyue，jihuyaozhuoshangrendeyanjing。

kongqilifudongzhenuanyangyangdejuanyi，hunzazheyuhuayuanshenchuchuzhanmudandetianni、xinfannitudeweixing，

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shiwomeiriwuhoudelinghunmaodian。jiaoyansu。zheisangezizaiwoshejiangunguo，yirandaiqiyipiansumadezhanli。

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neilishiwenrunruyudexianliao，xianxianweima，daizhezhimabeichaohoudejiaoxiang，

zuyifupingshengongsuiyuelimeiyidaoxixiaodezhezhou。woxieyizailinchuangdezitanmuguifeitashang，

shenxiadianzhehouhouyicengshuihuaguangliangdemolvsezhijinjinduanruandian，xiangxianzaiyiwangwenrundechunshuili。chuanglingwai，

jizhikaidezhengshengdefenbaishaoyaotanjintoulai，huabanjiaonendefangfochuidankepo。xiaogongnvguizaitaqian，

wozheyibingwenrundeyangzhiyumeirenchui，lidaonaniedeqiadaohaochu，buqingbuzhongdiqiaozaiwodexiaotuishang。

neijiezoushuhuanderutongchuangwailiuyun，cuiderenyanpiyufachenzhong。“xinger，”wolanlankaikou，

shengyinlijintoulewuhouteyoudeyonglan，xianggangzaimitangguanziligunguoyiquan，“shenmeshichenle？

”shilizaiyipang、chuanzhebiputonggongnvgengjingzhixieouhesegongzhuangdexingerlikeyingsheng：“huibingtaihouniangniang，

gangguoweishierke。”tashengyinqingliang，daizheshaonvteyoudechaoqi，xiangyiketourupingjinghumiandexiaoshizi。“ng，

”wobizheyan，shouzhiwuyishidizaiguanghuadejinduanshanghuazhequan，neijiaoyansudehuanyingzainaozhongyufaqingxi，

“neiyushanfangdejiaoyansu……gaisonglaileba？jinergewenzhezheifenglideweier，sihubiwangrigenggourenxie。

”biyiweiweixidong，fangfoneiyourendexiangqiyiyingraoshence。dianneiyishijingji。

zhiyouyuchuiqiaozaituishangdeqingxiang，du、du、du……qiaoderenxintoumomingdiyouxiefakong。banshang，

meitingjianxingerneiqingcuililuodeyingda。wolveganchayidizhengkaiyan，zhengduishangxingerneizhangshunjianshilexuesedexiaolian。

tachuizhetou，shuangshousisijiaozheyaojiangongtaodeliusu，neisixianjihuyaobeijiaoduan。xianxidejianbangbengdejinjinde，

weiweifazhedou，xiangshihanfengzhongyipianjijiangdiaolingdeyezi。yisibuxiangdeyugan，

xiangchuchunchitangliqiaoranfushangshuimiandeyigebinglengqipao，wushengwuxidizaiwoxinhushenchupoliekailai。“zenme？

”wozuozhilexie，jinduanruandianfachuxiweidemocasheng。shengyinchenlexiaqu，

fangcaideyonglanbeiyisibuyichajuederuiliqudai，“yabale？”xingermengditaiqitou，

yanzhongxumanlejinghuangdeleishui，rutongshoujingdexiaolu。taxigaiyiruan，“putong”yishengzhongzhongguidaozaidi，

etoujihuyaopengdaobingliangdejinzhuandimian，shengyindaizheposuidekuqiang：“niangniangxinu！nubi……nubigaisi！

jiaoyansu……jinridejiaoyansu……mei……meile！”“meile？”womeifengyitiao，weiyintuozhang，

daizheyizhongshanyuyulaiqiandepingjing，“ruodadeyushanfang，lianaijiameirizheidiezidianxindougongbuqile？haishishuo，

aijiabupeichile？”meiyigezidouxiangcuilebing，zazaijijingdedianli。xingerdeshenzidoudegenglihaile，

fuzaidishangbugantaitou，shengyinxiruowenna，

wangdezhandou：“shi……shibixia……bixiajinzaoxialekouyu……shuo……shuoniangniangninjinritianshijindeyouxieduo，

taiyishudanyoufengti……rang……rangyushanfang……zanshi……tingleniangniangsuoyoudetiandianxingong……”“huangdi？

”wozhongfuleyibian，xiangshidiyicirenshizheilianggezi。xiongqiangliyiguzhuoredeqiliumengdicuanqi，zhichongtouding，

shaodewoyanqianjinxingluanmao。hao，haodehen！wodehaoerzi！qinzhengcaijiri？longyishangdemojipashihaimeigantou，

zheishoujiupobujidaidishendaoaijiadedianxinshanglaile？meiqimingyuedanyoufengti？zheijiekouzhaode，

daozhenshiguanmiantanghuang，xiaogandongtian！taxiaoshihoutouchiwowanlidemiziyingtao，chengdezhidagedeshihou，

zenmebudanyoudanyouzijidelongti？nujifanxiao。yigubinglengde、daizhejianruifengcidexiaoyicongwohoujianyichu，

qichuzhishididide“hehe”sheng，jianjianbagao，jingchengleqingliangdedaxiao，

zaizheidiaolianghuadongdecininggongzhengdianlijidanghuixuan，zhuangzaimiaojincaihuideliangzhushang，

zhendeneijizhitanjinlaideshaoyaohuabandoususuqingzhan。guizaidishangdexiaogongnvhedehunfeiposan，toumaidegengdi，

henbudebazijisuojinjinzhuandefengxili。“tianshijindeduo？danyoufengti？”woxiaodeyanleidoukuaiqinchulai，

yongzhijianqingqingshiquyanjiaoyidianshirun，shengyindouranzhuanleng，binghancigu，“huangdizhenshi……zhangdale，dongshile，

lianmuhouchijikuaidianxin，douyaotaqinzicaoxinlaoshenle。zheifenxiaoxin，aijiazhenshi……mingganwunei！

”dianneisijiyipian。weiyouchuangwaibuzhichoudequeniao，zaichunguanglizhoujiudehuankuai，

gengchendezheidianneidekongqiningzhirutie。wohuanhuanzhanqishen。kuandadejinxianxiufengweigongqunfuguoguangjierujingdedimian，

jiranwusheng。neituanbeiqiangxingyayixiaqudenuhuo，bingweiximie，fanerzaixindishenchu，

beilizhidehanbingcengcengbaoguo，cuilianchengyikuaijianying、bingleng、shanzheweixianhanguangdetie。taxuyaoyigechukou，

yigezugouxiangliang、zugourangneige“xiaoshun”erzikegumingxindechukou。

muguangmanwumudedisaoguodianneishehuaquebinglengdechenshe——bogujiashangjiazhilianchengdeyuqi，

qiangshangmingjiashoubidegongbihuaniao，antouneizhiqianchaoyizhenderuyaotianqingyoumeiping……zuizhong，

luozaiyipangangyouxiaotaijianchengshangbujiu、baizaizitanxiaojishangdedianxinshang。bushijiaoyansu。

shijikuaixiaoqiaolinglong、yansenenhuangdeliuliansu。yigunongliedaojinhubadaodeqiwei，

zhengcongneisupifengxilisisilvlvdizuanchulai。xunchangrenwenzhiyanbide“yixiang”，cikequexiangyidaolingguang，

shunjianpikailewoyanqianhundundenuyi。liuliansu。

woneijiuwuzhizun、shengxingjiaijiejing、youqiyaneyiqienonglieqiweidehuangdierzi……tapingshengzuihenciwu！

youshicengyingongrenwujiangliuliansuchengshang，taneizhangfendiaoyuzhuodexiaolianshunjianzhouchengyituan，dangchangganou，

congcishiciwuruhongshuimengshou，yanlingqiqiweibudechuxianzaitazhoushenshizhangzhinei。yimokanchengwenroudexiaoyi，

huanhuanpashangwodechunjiao，yandiquewubanfennuanyi，zhiyoubingfengxueyuanbandelengjingsuanji。haoerzi，

nixiangduanweiniangdelingzui？neiweiniangzhihao……xianqingnichangchangzhei“renjianzhiwei”le。“xinger，”wokaikou，

shengyinyihuifuleyiguandecongrong，shenzhidaishangleyisiqiyideyuyue，fangfozaitanlunyijianfengyaqushi。

dishangdouchengyituandexingerrumengdashe，queyoudaizhegengdadekongjutaiqitou：“niang……niangniang？”“qu，

”wotailetaixiaba，zhixiangneipanliuliansu，yuqiqingmiaodanxie，rutongfenfutaquzheyizhihua，

“bazheipan‘haodongxi’，jiaijiazixidi、mimishishidizhuangqilai。jizhu，

heziyaoxuanzuibutouqidechenxiangmushihe。”meiyigezidouqingpiaopiaode，quexiangcuiledudezhen。

xingeryanzhongshunjianyongqijudadejingkong，taxianranmingbailewodeyitu。jihuangdibixiasongliuliansu？

zheijianzhibihukoubayahaiyaoxiongxianwanbei！tazuichunduosuozhe，xiangshuoxieshenme，

danchujiwopingjingwuboqueshenbujiandideyanshen，suoyoudehuadouyezailehoulongli，zhishengxiashaikangbandezhandou。

“zenme？”woweiweitiaomei，neidianxiaoyigengshenle，quelengderangrenxindifahan，“aijiadehua，

rujinzaicininggong，yebuzuoshule？”“nu……nubizunming！

”xingerjihushiliangunpapadipuxiangneipanliuliansu，dongzuokuaidedailecanying，fangfoneidianxinshishaohongdeluotie。

kanzhexingerjiangneijikuai“yixiangzhiyuan”yongyouzhilisancengwaisancengdibaoguo，

zaizhanzhanjingjingdisaijinyigediaokefanfu、muzhihouzhongdechenxiangmushiheli，yansihefengdigaijin。

wolonglelongkuandadeyixiu，zhijianfuguoxiukoubingliangdeyinxianyunwen。haoxi，caiganggangkaichang。huangdierzi，

zheifen“xiaoxin”，muhoudingyaoni……zhongshengnanwang。yese，rutongnongchoudehuabukaidemozhi，

chenchendifugailezhengzuojingong。bairilidexuanxiaoyuweiyi，doubeizheiwubiandeheianqiaorantunshi、ninggu。

weiyouzhiyedegongdeng，zaishenzhangdegongxiangligududiliangzhejidianhunhuangdeguangyun，xiangpiaofuzaimingheshangdeyouhun，

beichuantangerguodeyefenglachedehuminghumie，guangyingyaoyebuding，

zaibinglengdegongqiangshangtouxianiuqutiaodongdejudayingzi。wozhaozheyijianzaiputongbuguodeshenhuiselianmaodoupeng，

kuandademaoyanjihuzhezhulezhengzhanglian，zhiluchuyidianxiahedexiantiao。doupengxiadeyexingyijinshu，

xingdongjianwushengwuxi。shouzhongwenwentizheneigefengderutongtietongbandechenxiangmushihe。

xingerbeiwoqiangxingliuzaicininggong，ciketaneizhangshabaidexiaolianhejingkongdeyanshenhaizaiwonaozhonghuizhibuqu。

bikaijiduixunyeshiweiguilverchenzhongdejiaobusheng，shenyingrutongzuilingqiaodelimao，

rongrulangzhudeyinying、jiashandeaoxianchu。yushufangsuozaidewaichaoquyu，shouweibineitingsenyanshubei。

danzaiyanmideluowang，yedangbuzhuyigebeiboduolejiaoyansude、manqiangnuhuodetaihoudejuexin。

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zheilicengshiwoyihuanghou、naizhitaihoushenfen，wushucichuru、shenzhidaiweipihongdedifang。

huangdideyushufangweiyuwaichaoxice，jinlinzheyizhengdeqinzhengdian，shiyizuodulide、qixiangsenyandeyuanluo。cike，

yuanmenjinbi，yanxiaxuanzhedeqisifengdengsanfazhewendingdeguang。wobingweizouzhengmen，

ershiraodaocemianyizhuxuliangrenhebaodeguboshuxia。cuzhuangdeshuganqiujie，shupibanborulonglin。

jiezheshushendeyanhu，zhijianzaibinglengdegongqiangmouchujikuaikansixunchangdezhuanshishang，yiyizhongtedingdejiezouhelidao，

huoqinghuozhongdikoujilejixia。“kada”。yishengjiqiqingwei、jibukewendejikuodandongshengxiangqi。

mianqianyikuaiyansihefengdegongqiang，jingqiaoranxiangneihuakaiyidaojinrongyirenceshentongguodezhaifeng！

yiguchenniande、hunhezhechentu、modinghejiuzhizhangdechenmenqixipumianerlai。

zheishiyitiaozhiyoulirendiwanghejishaoshuxinfucaizhixiaode、tongwangyushufangneishideyinmitongdao。

dangnianxiandichanmianbingta，wodaizhangchaozhengshi，cengwushucicongzheitiaomidaoqiaoranerru，

zaiduijirushandezouzheshangluoxiazhupi。rujinyongtalai“tanwang”qinerzi，daoye……wujinqiyong。

midaoneixiazhai、diai、qiheiyipian，jinnengmosuozheqianxing。kongqiningzhi，daizhedixiateyoudeyinshi。

jiaoxiashijilebuzhiduoshaoniandefuchen，caishangquruanmianmiande，rutongtazaimouzhongjushouderongmaoshang，

meiyouyisishengxiang。zhiyouzijikeyiyadidehuxisheng，zaisijidetongdaolixiandegewaiqingxi。buzhizouleduojiu，

yexuzhishijishibu，qianfangzhongyutouchuyidianjiqiweiruodeguangliang。

chukoubeiqiaomiaodishejizaiyushufangneishiyipaidingtianlididezitanshujiazhihou。wopingzhuhuxi，

jiangerduotiezaibingliangdeshujiabeibanshang。waijianjijingwusheng，

zhiyouzhuhuoranshaoshiouerfachudejiqingweide“pipa”sheng。henhao，neixiaozibuzai。

xiaoxinyiyidicongshujiahoushanshenerchu。huangdideyushufangneishi，biwaijiangengjiakuanchangkuoda，queyegengxianyayi。

judadepanlongjinzhuzhichengzhegaokuodeqiongding，dishangpuzhehouzhonghuaguidebosiditan，xizoulesuoyoujiaobusheng。

kongqilimimanzheshanghaodesongyanmohelongxianxianghunhedechenyuqixi。zhengzhongshiyizhangshuodawubidezitanyuan，

shangmianzhengqididuifangzheshangweipiyuedezouzhang，pangbiangezhezhubiheyuxi，yipaizhuangyansumu。wodemuguang，

ruiliruyingsun，feikuaidisaoguoshinei。zuizhong，luozaileyuanhoufang、neizhangxiangzhengzhewushangquanlidekuandalongyishang。

jiushitale。tizheshihe，wushengdizoudaolongyipang。shouzhifuguoneibingliangguanghua、diaokezhefanfulongwendefushou，

chuganjianyingerzungui。ranhou，wowanxiayao，xiankailelongyizuodianxiafugaidehouzhongminghuangsejinduan。

guoranbuchusuoliao，xiamianbingfeishixin，ershiyigeshejijingqiaodeange。huangjiayinmi，

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jinduanzhongxinpuhao，fupingzhezhou，yiqiehuifuyuanzhuang，fangfocongweiyourendongguo。zuowanzheiyiqie，wozhiqishen，

huanguzheijianxiangzhengzhediguozuigaoquanlidemishi。zhuguangjiangwodeyingzizhangzhangditoushezaihualideditanshang，

weiweihuangdong。xiangxiangzhemingrizaochao，woneigaogaozaishangdeerzizuoshanglongyi，

haowufangbeidichufazhei“yixiangzhiyuan”shidebiaoqing……yisijiqichangkuai、daizheezuojudechengyiweidexiaoyi，

zhongyuhaowugujidizaiwochunbianyangkai。haoerzi，muhouzheifen“guanai”，qingniwubi……haohaoxiangyong。yiri，

wugenggangguo，tianbianhaifanzhexieqiaoqing。qinzhengdianneiliangshanchenzhongde、baozhehouhouhuangtongdingdedianmen，

zaishushimingtaijianhelizhixia，bansuizheyouzhangersumude“zhiga——”sheng，huanhuanxiangneidongkai。

zaoyizaidianwaidanbizhixiasuliduoshidewenwubaiguan，shenzhegesechaofu，shouchixiangyahuban，

rutongbeiwuxingzhixianqianyindemuou，yizhepinjiegaodi，yuguanerru。

kongkuangdedadianshunjianbeishenzi、zhuhong、baolan、shiqingdenggesepaofutianman，

kongqizhongmimanzheshangdengsichoudeweiguang、chenshuixiangdeqinglie，yijiyizhongxinzhaobuxuandejinzhangyuyayi。

wobingweiqinlin。dancininggongjuliqinzhengdianbingbusuantaiyuan，jiazhichunriqingchenkongqichengche，fengxiangqiahao。

dangneiguqiyideqiwei，rutongyongyoushengmingheyizhideyouling，wanqiangdichuantouzhongzhonggongqiang，

sisilvlv、queyouwubijiandingdizuanjincininggongqindianshi，wozhengyizaichuangbianderuantashang，

mantiaosilidiyongzhezaoshan——yiwanqingdandebijingmizhou，jiyangjingzhidexiaocai，dudumeiyoudianxin。

neiqiweichushijidan，hunzazaichenfengsonglaidecaomuqingqili，ruoyouruowu。danhenkuai，

tabianxianluchubadaozhengningdebenxing，yuelaiyuenong，yuelaiyueqingxi——yizhongshutoufulandetianni，

hunhezhemouzhongnanyiyanyude、fangfolaizididishenchudeliuhuangqixi，manhengdigaiguoledianneiranzhedebaihexiang，

zhichongbiqiang！shilizaipangdexingerdiyigechajue，xiaoqiaodebiyijuliedixidonglejixia，

suijilianse“shua”dibiandecanbai，jingkongdidengdaleyanjingkanxiangwo，zuichunduosuozhe，yigeziyeshuobuchulai。

taxianranrenchulezheiqiweideyuantou。wozhishaodeshouweiweiyidun，

suijiruowuqishidijixuyaoqiyishaowenredemizhousongrukouzhong。zhishi，

chunjiaoneimojiliyayiqueyijiuxieluchulaidehudu，zenmeyeyabuxiaqu。chengle。

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neiguwufahushi、wufaqusan、shenzhiwufamiaoshude“yixiang”，zhengrutongwuxingdelianyi，yiquanquankuosankailai，

mimanzaimeiyigejiaoluo。tazuanjinpanlongjinzhudediaohuafengxi，fuzhezaibaiguanhuameidepaofushang，

gengwangudiyingraozaiyuzuozhouwei。kongqifangfobianchenglezhanchoudejiaozhi，meiyicihuxidoudaizhechendiandiandefudan。

liebandechaochenmen，qichushikunhuodichoudongzhebizi，mianmianxiangqu，yanshenwushengdijiaoliuzheyiwen。jianjiandi，

yourenliansekaishifaqing，etoushenchuximidehanzhu，qiangrenzhezuooudechongdong，houjiejiannandishangxiagundong。

yourenqiaoqiaoyongkuandadexiupaoyanzhulekoubi，jianbangkongzhibuzhudiweiweisongdong。

gengyoujigenianjishaozhang、bizitebielingmindelaochen，lianseyiyouqingzhuanbai，shenxingyaoyaoyuzhui，

quankaoshenpangtongliaobuzhehenjidichanfucaimianqiangzhanwen。zhenggedadian，xianruyizhongguiyizhijidechenmo。

yuanbenyaozoubaodejunguodashi、minshengjiku，zaizheibadaodeqiweimianqian，sihudoubiandewuzuqingzhong。

suoyourendemuguang，youyiwuyi，doujujiaozaineizhigaowushangdeyuzuozhishang，

daizhenanyiyanyudetanjiu、jingyihe……yisisiyinhuidetongqing。nianqingdehuangdixiaoheng，

duanzuozaikuandadepanlongjinyishang。tachuanzheyishenxuansexiujinshierzhangwendelongpao，toudaishierliubaiyuzhumianguan，

bengaishiweiyanwubi，pinitianxia。ranercike，neizhangjunlangruyudelianpangshang，

quelongzhaozheyicengnongzhongde、jihuhuaweishizhideyinmai。tatingzhidejibeijiangyingrutie，gezailongyifushoushangdeshou，

zhijieyinweiyonglierfanchuqingbaise，shoubeishangdanqingsedexueguanweiweituqi。neishierliubaiyuzhuchuizaiyanqian，

suizhetajilikezhide、xiweidezhandouerqingqinghuangdong，pengzhuangfachujibukewendesuixiang，

yingchenzhetayandishenchuneiliangtuanxiongxiongranshao、queyoubeiqiangxingjingudenuhuo。tadexiaexianbengdesijin，

yaguanjinyao，saibiandejirouweiweichoudongzhe，meiyicihuxidouxiandegewaichenzhongerjiannan，

fangfoxirudebushikongqi，ershiguntangdedusha。

neiguyuanyutalongyishenchude、nongliedaolingrenzhixideliulianqixi，zhengrutongwushugenximibinglengdezhen，

wukongburudi**zhetameiyigenminruideshenjing。

yane、fennu、quru、haiyouyisibeizhiqinzhiren“beipan”debinglengtongchu，zaitaxiongqianglifanjiangdaohai，

jihuyaojianglizhidedibachedichongkua。“ke！”yimingzhanzaiqianpai、xufajiebaideyushidafuzhongyurenbuzhu，

fachuyishengyayideqiangke，dapolezheilingrenzhixidechenmo。tahuangmanggongshen，hubanjihuyaochuodaodishang，

shengyindaizhehuangkongdezhanyin：“bi……bixia……zheidiannei……siyou……siyouyiwei……”xiaohengdemuguang，