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《benxiangtangpingzaiqiling，fengpishangsizhuizhetietie》shiyibulingrenzhemidechuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo，youqianshanniaofeijuejingxindamo。gushizhongdezhujiaoyanqianhuozhanbeitongguoyongqihezhihuikefulegezhongkunnanhetiaozhan，bingzuizhongshixianlezijidelixiang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenrurenxindeqingganmiaoxiehejinzhangcijideqingjieershoudaoguangdaduzhedexiai。jiezhejiutingdaoyanmuduizhetashuo：“qianyatou，zheidouliangtianguoqule，nidepiqiyegaishoushouleba，nikannizuijinpiqidade，tiantianshuailian……。

精彩章节

zhenghaoyanqianfanyechidechabuduole

yushitayebuguanqitarenchidezayang，zhijieyibazhangyonglipaizaifanzhuoshang，shunjian，“peng”deyisheng，zhenggezhuozijiubeipichengliangbandaotale

“ba，ma，wozaiwennimenyibian，wodeanzhifeijiujingjibujiwo。”

chuleyanqian，qitarendoubeizheiturandebiangujiheleyitiao，youqishizaoshangjianshiguotaguailideyanmin

“yanqian，nixiangganma？”fanyingguolaideyanfulishengzhiwen

“nizheisiyatou，nizheishixiangqianxiangfenglema？”yanmuyezaiyipangzhandouzhewen

yanqianxiaozhehuifudao：“yo，ba，nizhongyushedekaikoushuohualea，wohaiyiweinidasuanyizhizhuanglongzuoyadaodini，womeixiangganmaa，zhishinazoushuyuwodeneibufenqianeryi

haiyouma，nizheihuashuode，mingmingshinimenxiangqianxiangfenglecaiduia，buranzenmehuibazijinverdeanzhifeiyeyaotanzou，bujiwozhibanrenhewuzijiusuanle，haizaineilishuozheyiduisuoweiweiwohaodehua，nimenyoumeiyouxiangguoruguomeiyouqian，meiyouwuzi，woquxiangxiayihouzenmeguorizi

rangwonajialidedongxiqu，ma，zheihuaniyehaoyisishuochulai，jialineibeizizaojiupodebuchengyangle，naqudangruzidouxianbo·········

“goule”yanqianmeixiangdaozijihuahaimeishuowan，jiubeineitoubianyidagejidaduanle，“yanqian，meixiangdaonizheimeshili，buguojiushiquxiaxiangeryi，butixubamaxinxinkukugongwomenshangxue，jingranhaishuochuzheixiedanibudaodehua，wobixutibamahaohaojiaoxunni。”

shuowan，yantaojiudasuanshangshouqudayanqian

tingdaoyantaosuoshuo，taxiangqilexiandaihenyoumingdeyigegeng：“nishiqudebuguoshiyitiaotui，erxxshiqudeshitadeaiqinga”

jiuhenwuyu··············

yuanbentahaizaixiangzhaoshenmejiekoujiaoxunyixiatazheiweidageni，meixiangdaozheirenjingranzijicoushanglaile，neitayebukeqile，bijingshiduifangzhudongzhaodade

meidengyantaopengdaota，yanqianzhijieyibazhangguoqu，jiubatajishanyibianqule，jinjiezheyoushanlingyibianlian

taorenyandejiahuo，guaihuidaodebangjia，mingmingtazijicaishizuidashouyizhe，congxiaodaodadouaizheiyang，yibianxiangshouzhefumudetengai，yibiangenzheyanminyiqiqifuta

tajidezuiyanzhongdeyicijiushibacai8suideyuanzhujituidaoheliqu，dangshiyaobushibeilurenjishifaxian，kongpatazaojiuxiongduojishaole，danhuijiafumubujinmeiyouzeguaiyantao，fanerhaiguaitabudongshiquhebianwan

xiangdaoyuanzhujiyiliyantaoruheqifutadeyangzi，yanqianjiuyizhenlaiqi，daomaoanrandejiahuo

jianyantaohaizaineilifankang，yushiyanqianjiadaliqi，shoujiaobingyongduitayoutiyoudade

jiusuanyanfuyanmulailayelabuzhu，biandayanqianbianshuo：“nizheimeyounengnai，youbenshibienazhejialideqianqumaigongzuoa，haochudoubeininale，haizhuanguotoulaiduiwoshuojiao，zheimeshuangbiaonihaoyisima？”

zhidaobayantaodeliandadexianggezhutou，shenziyebeidadequansuozaidishang，yanqianzheicaifangshou，“gaosuni，yihouduiwoshuohuakeqidianzhidaoma？buranwoquantousihouni”

yantaoyuanbenhaixiangxiangyiqianyiyangjiaoxunyidunzheigemeimeide，kemeixiangdaoyanqianliqixianzaibiandezheimeda，genbenfankangbuleyidian，zheiyidunzouxialai，tayebuganzaichong“yingxiong”le，zhinengduizheyanqianlianliandiantou

yanfujianerzibeidachenggezhutou，xinliyouqiyouxinteng，zhuantouguolaiduizheyanqianshuodao：“nidaodiyaoganshenme，duinigexiazheimezhongdeshou，nihaishirenma？wodasinizheigechouyatou”

shuozhenaqisaoba，chaozheyanqianzheibiandaguolai

yanqianyeshifule，zheijiarenshieluositaowama，yigejieyigede，meiwanmeile

dantayebukenengzhendedongshoudayanfu，bijingduifangnianjidale，yaoshichugehaodai，takefubuqineizeren，buguodabule，tahaibunengduoma

yushiyanqiankuaisupaodaomenkoudakaimen，**wangdishangyizuo，youwangzijilianshangdalezijiyibazhang，suijifangshengdakuqilai

“ba，nibiezaidawole，wozhidaocuole，wohuitingnimendehuaguaiguaixiaxiangde，anzhifeishenmedewoyebuyaole，qiuqiuni，biezaidawole………

yanjiarendoubeiyanqianzheiturandecaozuojigaomengle，yanfudesaobahaizhizhidechuzainei，meifanyingguolai

erxianzaibenjiushizhongwuchifanshijian，dabufenrendouzaijia，yanqiandedongjinghenkuaijiuyinlailezuolinyoushededaolai

kandaoyanfuchuzaisaobazainei，eryanqianzetanzuozaimenkou，lianshanghaiyoubeidadehenji，yifuchuchukeliandeyangzi

linjuwangdaniangshizaikanbuxiaqule，shangqianshuodao：“qianqian，zheishifashengshenmeshile，nibaweishadani？”

“daniang，wo，wobamaturanjiwobaominglexiaxiang，woganggangbuguoshiwenleyizuianzhifeideshiqing，meixiangdaotamenjiumawozhizhidaoyaoqian

wozhidaotamengengxihuangegejiejiehexiaodi，weilezheigejia，woyeyuanyiquxiaxiangde，danshiwoqudeshidongbeineibian，wodanxinneibianleng，jiuxiangzhaotamenyaodianqianqumaidongxi，meixiangdaojiu…”

zheiyifanhuayichu，weiguanderenmendoufanyingleguolai，zheiyanjiarenbujiushiguyibabushouchongdexiaonverdiudaoxiangxiaquma，lianxiaxiangdongxidoubujizhiban，anzhifeiyebuji，zheizuodeyetaiguofenle

yushidajiadouzaineilikaishizhizeyanfuyanmuqilai

“zheiyandahaiheluomeixiazuodeyetaiguofenle，zenmeshuoyanqiandoushitamendenver，zheiquxiaxiangdoubujizhibandiandongxi”

“aiyo，tajialiangkouzipianxinyebushiyitianliangtianle，nikankanqianyatoushenshangchuande，zaikankantajiaqitaxiaohaichuande，wodouxintengzheiyatoule………”

tingzhedajiazuoyiyanyouyiyu，yanqianxinlitouxiao，tajiushiguyirangdajiakandaode，xiangyicijieyongyulunyalirangyanfuyanmuqufu，bijingtamenzuiaimianzilebushi

suirandazijiyibazhangyoudianteng，danshebudehaizitaobuzhelangma

yanjianlinjumendouweizaizijiamenkoutaolun，yanfuyanmuzheicaifanyingguolai

yanfugengshiganjinbasaobajirengle

yanmuyelianmangshangqianqufuyanqian，xiangganjinbatanonghuijiali，bunengzairanglinjukanxiaohuale

danyanqianyeqihuirangtaruyi：“ma，nibiedawo，wo，wobushiguyiluanshuode”

“nizheiyatouxiashuoshenmeni，sheidanile，kuaigenwohuijia”

tingjianyanmudehua，yanqiansesuoleyixia，yanleiyeshuashuadeluoxialai，tianna，tadoukuaipeifusizijideyanjile

guoran，kandaozheiyimu，ganggangdewangdaniangkaikoudao：“meixia，bushiwoshuoni，nimenyetaiguofenle，yanqiancongxiaoneimeguai，nimensongtaquxiaxiangjiusuanle，liandianqianhedongxiyebuji，nihedahaidoushigongren，buhuilianzheixieqianyenabuchulaiba，ruguonabuchulaiyongbuyongwoquzhaochanglilingdaojinimenshenqingshenqinga”

zheiweiwangdaniangshifangzhichangmouweilingdaodejiashu，tazheihuashuochulai，yanmuyebugangentachao

“wangdajie，nizheihuashuode，wohedahaizakenengzheiyangni，yanqianzhidaozijiyaoxiaxiangyoudianqingxu，xiaohaizimayiduqijiuxihuanluanshuohua，rangnijianxiaole”

“ma，keshiwozhaoniyaoxiaxiangzhiqingdeanzhifeishinimingmingrangwobuyaoxiaoxiangneixieqiande，haishuokandaowoyaoqianjiufan，rangwoganjingundaoxiangxiaqu”yanqianchayanchayudeshuo

wangdaniangyejielishuodao：“shia，meixia，yanqianzheihaiziwoyizhikanzhezhangda，youtinghuayouguaiqiao，kebuxiangnishuodeneiyang”

wenyan，yanmuyusai，daoshiyanmintingle，duozaijialidashengshuodao：“nimendoushishazima，yanqianjiushigeaizhuangkeliande**，zaoshangdalewo，gangganghaidalewodage，tacaishizuihuaide，nimenkebiebeitapianle”

tingdaozheihua，weiguanqunzhongdeliansedouyoudianbuhao，raoshisheidoubuxihuanbeirenshuoshazi，youqihaishicongyiweiguniangzuilishuochulai，zheiyiduibi，mianqiankelianyouguaiqiaodeyanqianjiugengxiandongshile

zaishuoleyanqianneimeshouruo，kanzhezenmekenengxiangshihuidarende，fanerdaoshixiangbeiqifudeneiwei，eryanminyinweiparenchaoxiaotalianshangdeshang，meiganchulai，yantaodehua，zezaojiubeiyanchenfudaofangjianliqule

yincibuyongyanqiankaikoujieshi，dajiayizhidourenweishiyanminzailuanshuo

wangdaniangzaicikaikoudao：“meixia，ruguoniguanbuleninver，neiwojiubangnizhaochanglingdaolaiguanzheishile”

danxinwangdaniangzhendequzhaochanglingdao，yanmulianmangshuodao：“dajie，niyanzhongle，woguandele，woyihuijiubaanzhifeinajiqianyatou，wuzineixieyehuijizhibande。”

jianyanmuzheiyangshuo，yanqianzheicaiqieshengshengdeshuo：“niang，nishuodeshizhende？”

yanmuxinlikeshihensizheiweihuireshidenverle，danzheimeduorenkanzhe，haiyoulingdaojiashuzai，kebunengzairangshiqingnaoxiaqu，burantamenfuqiliangzaichanglidegongzuoshoudaoyingxiangzazheng，yinciyezhinengxiaozhehuiying“dangranle，zheimeduorendoutingdaole，wohainengpianni？xianzaiganjingenwojinwuba，dishangzang，yizhizuozheduodiuren”

jianmudedadao，yanqianyebuzaijixulaizaidishang，zaiwangdaniangdechanfuxiashunshizhanleqilai

ranhouduizhewangdaniangheqitarenjugongganxiedao：“daniang，xiexieni，yexiexiedajia。”

“haizi，meishide，wonanrenshifangzhichanglingdao，ruguohoumianyouxuyaobangzhu，nikeyisuishilaizhaowo”

“dui，ruguoxiacinibahaidani，doukeyilaizhaowomen”qitarenyegenzhewangdaniangfuhedao

“xiexiedajia”yanqianzaiciganxie

…………

yankanshiqingjiejuele，dajiayegehuigejiachifanle

yanqianyejinwule，yanmusuihoujinlaibingbamenjiguanshang

jinmenhou，yanfulvxiankaikoushuodao：“nikezhenshihaoyangde，wodemianzidourangnidiuguangle”

duiyuzheigeganggangfashengshiqingdiujiqizijiejue，pidoubuganfangyigedenanren，yanqianchizhiyibi

“ba，nizheihuashuode，niyaoshijuedewodiunilianle，neiniyoubenshijiubiezuoyaodanverdeshia！

haiyouma，niganggangbushidayingbaanzhifeijiwolema，neijiukuaidiannachulaiba”

tingdaoyaoqian，yanmujiulaiqi：“nizheisiyatouhaiganshuozheishi，bieyiweiganggangzhanzheyourenchengyaojiulebuqi，jiujinishikuaiqian，duodemeiyou，aiyaobuyao”

“zenme，nimenzheishixianglaizhanga，xing，ruguonimenfeiyaozheiyang，neijiubieguaiwozuochuyixiejiduandeshilai”

wenyan，yanfuyanmudajing，qishengwendao：“nixiangganma？”

yanqianlenglenghuidadao：“dangranshiqinziqunimenchangliwenwenchangzhang，changliyuangongbuguanzinvsihuozheishitamenguanbuguandele，erqiewodeyaoqiuyehenjiandan，bawodeanzhifeijiwo，ranhoujiwonongshijinmianhuahe1pibu，zaijiwoyixiepiaoju，woyaoquzhibanshenghuoyongpin

nimenshiwofumu，wokendingbunengdongshoudanimen，danruguonimenbuji，neiwojiuqunimenchanglinao，wojiurangnimenquanchangrendoukankan，nimenfuqiliangshiruheduizijinverde，fanzhengwoxiaxiangle，ruguomeiyouqian，meiyouwuzi，woqudaoxiangxiayebuhaoguo，shenmemianzizheixiewoyegubushangle

bingqieganggangwangdaniangtamenyekandaolewozaijiashouqifudeshiqing，woxiangdaoshihougaoqizhuanglaiyeshiyourenzhengde，dannimenkebutong，daoshihouyingxiangdaonimendegongzuo，kebieguaiwoa

haiyou，nimenyebuxiangnimenbaobeierzizongshishoushangba，nimenyaoshibudaying，neiwomeitiandouhaohao“zhaohu”yantaoyici，fanzhengshuochuqu，yebuhuiyourenxiangxinwoyigeruonvzinengbatazheigedananrendachengneiyang”

yanqiandehua，fangfoshiyibabaliren，yidaodaochuodeyanfuyanmuxinkouteng，danyounatameibanfa，bijingzhenxiangtasuoshuode，tadaoshihouxiaxiangpaipaipai**zourenkeyibuyaolianmianqunao，dantamenfuqilianghaiyaozaichangligongzuo，xianzaichangliduishenghuozuofengzheixiechadeneimeyan，daoshihouyingxiangdaogongzuojiudebuchangshile

kuangqiegangcaizheiyatouzaimenkouneiyinao，zuolinyoushedoubeitadehuajiqipianle，yaoshizhennaodale，youzheixierenzailimianxiachanhe，tamengengshuobuqing

xiangqingchuzheixie，yanfuyaoyaoyaduiyanmushuodao：“meixia，bayanqiandeanzhifeijita，lingwaiantashuodejitazhunbeihaoneixiedongxi。”

tingjianyanfudehua，yanmufanbodao：“dahai，zheikeshi170yuana，zhiqianjitaozimaigongzuohualeneimeduoqian，xianzaijialidoukuaimeishaqianle，yaoshizaijichuqu，nei········”

budengyanmushuowan，yanfuzhijiedaduanleta，“woshuobaqianjiyanqian，ninandaoxiangkanzheigejiabeizheifengyatoujinaosanlema”

xiangdaoyanqianganggangshuodehua，yijisuozuosuowei，yanmuzheicaihenhendedianlediantou，xinliduizheigenvergengjiataoyanle

yushizhihaozhuanshenjinfangjiannaqian，guolehaoyihui，caichulai

dijiyanqianshi，yanmuhaimanxinbushe，lishengjiaodaidao：“chouyatou，zheigeqiankeshijidaonile，houmianjiwoanfendian，xiaxianghoujialibuhuizaijiniyifenqian”

yanqianjieguoqian，dianlediantoudao：“duile，mianhua，buyijipiaojumingtianbixujiwo，buranwojiuquchanglinao。”

“zhidaole，siyatou。”yanmuhenhendao

nadaoqian，yanqianyebuzaiketingdouliu，ketingfanzhuofujinbeitanongdeyituanzao，tacaibuhuiliuxialaidasaoni

huifangjianzhiqian，yanqianzaiciqiangdiaodao：“zaiwoxiaxiangzhiqian，xiwangdajiabielairewo，womenxianganwushiduguoweilaidejitian，ruguoyourenfanjianlairewo，neijiubieguaiwobukeqile

bijingjijialiganleneimeduoniandejiawuhuo，zheiliqihaishilianchulebushao，jiashangwozijiyeyoutianfu，yiqianwoshikanzaiwomendoushiyijiarenfenshang，suoyicaiyizhirennaizhewodeliqi，danyihoukeshuobuzhun，suoyixiwangbama，dage，dajie，haiyouxiaodinimenguaiyidiane。”

zheixiehuajishiweishe，yeshibianxiangdeduizijituruqilaidedaliqizuogejieshi，tamenxinbuxinbuguan，fanzhengyougeyoutoujiuxing

shuowan，tahaizhezhongkanleyiyanyanmin，bijingtaliangzhuyiwu，erzheidajiezuiaizhaotadecha

jieshoudaoyanqiandeyanshen，yanmindouleyidou，momozhanyuanleyixie，qitarenyechabuduoyoucifanying

jianzhuang，yanqianmanyidexiaolexiao，bianhuiwudaizhele，zhetengleyishangwu，tazaoleile，dasuanbugewujue

erqitarenzeshisongleyikouqi，tongshixinliduiyanqianyeshiyouqiyoupa，xiangjiaoxuntayidun，danxiangdaoduifangdeliqi，dajiayoudoufangqilezheiyixiangfa，zhideqiwangyanqianzaorixiaxianglikai

eryanjiaxiaoerziyanchenxiangdequezhenghaohebamagejiexiangfan，kanwangangcaidequanbuguocheng，xinlizhijuedeerjiebianlehaoduo，biandehaolihai，dantayexihuanzheiyangdeerjie，xiangzhedengyoushijianzaiqiaoqiaoquzhaotashuoshuohua。