zheibenshubenxiangwodidaotuixiu,meixiangdaowochenglaodazhengtijiegoushejidebucuo,bazhurengongguoyanchengliqiangkehuadelinlijinzhi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanzhoumuyunyandishanguoyisibuyichajuedefanzao,sihuduiguoyanchengde“bukaiqiao”youxienaohuo。tashenxiyikouqi,juedingdazhiqiu,genzheizhong“curen”wananshichunshulang……
hongtujituandehexinhuiyishi,cikehuoxianggegangbeiyanxunhuoliaoguodeduqishi。
yanwunongdenengdangmianhuatangche,kongqiningzhiderangrenhuaiyiyangqishibushibeichouganle。
jituandegaocengdalaomenxishudaochang,gegexiangbianmilesantian,lianseyinchendenengdichushui,yanshenzaiyanwuzhong“pilipala”difangdian,wushengdijinxingzhe“nichousha?”“chounizadi!”delinghunjiaoliu。
guoyanchengzuozaiyoushoudierwei,zishikansifangsong,zhijiandeyanhuiquejilezhangzhangyijie,yaoyaoyuzhui。
zaiyipianlingrenzhixidesijizhong,chenboxianggeconggumulipachulaidelaojiangshi,zhuzheguaizhang,zaizhuanghanzhulide“huwei”xia,nuodaolezhuweiqianfangneigejudadetouyingmubuqian。
bumanlaonianbandeshouduoduosuosuodinaqishubiao,dianjileyixia。neidongzuomanderangguoyanchengxiangshangqubangtaankuaijin。
“嗡——”
touyingyiqidongdedichenzaoyinzaisijizhongyichangqingxi,xiangguaishoudechuanxi。
mubuliangqi,meiyouaile,meiyoushanqingdedaoci,meiyourongzhangdeliuchengshuoming。
zhiyousizhangbinglengdelian,sigemingzi,xiangyanwangyeqinzipaifadesizhangxuelinlindecuimingfu!
diyizhang:**sunzigang**(sunzhenbangzhangzi,zhuguandixiaduchangheyulechanye)。
zhaopianshangdepangzishuzheyouguangshuihuadedabeitou,feilianshangxiaoyanjingmizhe,zuijiaowaizhe,yifu“laozitianxiadiyi”deqianzoubiaoqing。
dierzhang:**zhaotieshan**(jituanyuanlao,chuohao“yanluo”,fuzekuangchankaicaihebaolichaiqian)。
lidetatizhebancun,manlianhengroujizaiyiqi,yidaozhengningdedaobacongmeiguhuadaozuijiao,yanshenxiongdexiangyaochiren,gezhepingmudounengwendaohanchouhexuexingwei。
disanzhang:guoyancheng(jituanfuzongcai)。zhaopianshiquniannianhuipaide,tachuanzhetingkuodexizhuang,toufashudeyisibugou,yanshenchenjingdiwangzhejingtou,zuijiaodaizheyisiruoyouruowude、zhiyehuadeweixiao。
disizhang:zhoumuyun(jituancaiwuzongjian,zhangkongzhepangdadexiqianwangluo)。
zhaopianshangdetadaizhejinsiyanjing,shuzhesanqifen,xiaorongwenhedeti,xianggedaxuejiangshihuozhebaoxiantuixiaoyuan。
chenboyonghunzhuodemuguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangsaoguoquanchang,zuihoutingliuzaimubushangneisizhanglianshang,shengyinshayapibei,quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyide、guancaibanyiyangdechenzhong:
“dongshizhang...zoudeji...hongtubunengdao!guijubunengluan!”
tashenxiyikouqi,fangfoyongjinlequanshenliqi,shengyindouranbagao,daizheyizhongburongzhiyideweiya:
“an!lao!zhang!cheng——qishierxiaoshi!”
zheisangezixiangsanjizhongchuizazaimeigerenxintou。
“qishierxiaoshihou,haishizheili!suoyou‘touma’bixudaochang!toupiao!xuanchuxindezhangduoren!”
tadunledun,muguangrubinglengdedaofeng,guaguosunzigang、zhaotieshan、guoyanchenghezhoumuyun,neiyanshenfuzananbian,xiangshiyizhongshenshi,youxiangshiyizhongwuyandetuofu(huozheshuoshuaiguo?),huanhuantuchuzuihouyiju:
“siwei...gaizhunbeide...**zhunbeiqilaiba!**”
“准备?”
guoyanchengjiazheyandeshouzhimengdiyidou,jizanlebantiandezhangzhangyanhui“susu”luoxia,tangdetaangguixikushangyigebuqiyandexiaoheidian(neixinaihao:**!wodeamani!)。
yigubinglengdehanyishunjiancongjiaodibancuanshangtianlinggai,xinzangfangfobeiyizhiwuxingdedashouhenhenzuanzhu,ranhoudiujinleyedanlisudong!
准备什么?!
zhunbeijingxuan“hongtu”fanzuijituandexinrendongshizhang?!
zhunbeicongyigewodi,bianchengyigezhenzhengdeheilaoda?!
tabanianqianzoujinguofangdaxuejietijiaoshishi,huaichuaidekeshi“weiguochuhai、jiangongliye”dechichengrexue!
baniana!zhengzhengbanian!tazhuangsunzi、dangdashou、dangdaozi、paimapi(paidetazijidouxiangtu),zaidaojianshangtiaowu,zaiguimenguanqianfanfuhengtiao,haojicichadianzhendequjianlemakesi!
结果呢?
jieguodenglaidebushishouwangdexinhao,bushizuzhideyongbao,jingranshi...batatuishangfanzuijituantoubajiaoyide“jihui”?
haiyaotamade“zhunbeiqilai”?zhunbeiyanjianggaohaishizhunbeidengjidadian?!
cao!zheitamashishenmediyujiheiseyoumo?!bianjudoubuganzheimexie!
shenyuanxingdong?laozikanshishenkengxingdongba!haishizijirenqinshouwadekeng!
guoyanchengganjuezijikuaiyaoyuandibaozhale,tasisidingzhemubushangzijineizhang“renmogouyang”dezhaopian,neixindanmufengkuangshuaping:
“照片拍得还挺帅”
“zuzhi!zuzhinizainaa!kuailailaowoa!zheipochuanyaochenle!wobuxiangdangchuanzhanga!wozhixiangdanggeguangrongdechengke...abu,shiguangrongdeyajieyuan!”
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