rexuewenzhangbaohuoshangjiale！yisujingzheweizhujiaodezuopin《baixiaoxiaokanzhezhuozishangzhunbeihaode》，shizuozhedanaoqiaojingxinchupinde，xiaoshuojingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：“yeye……”tangqiaoerqingqingwozhushennanhuaicangsangdeshou，“ninyaozhentengwo，jiugaizhichiwo，rangwoquguowozijixiangyaodeshenghuo，ninshuoduibudui？”……
tangqiaoerdiertianxinglaiyoutuleyibo。
“xiaomei，wojideniyiqianjiuliangbucuoa，zenmexianzaituihuachengzheiyangle。”tangxumangdishangqingshuijitashukou，younalailexingjiuyaodengzhetouwei。
“sannianmeihele……turanhedajiu，sheinengshoudele！”
tangqiaoerzhidaoshenjingjuebuxihuanyishenjiuqidenvren，suoyigentajiehunzheisannianlaitabajiuyejiele。
“zheizhidaoshiniheduole，buzhidaohaiyiweinihuaileni。”tangxudaquta。
“he……woyaozhenhuaileshenjingjuedehaizile，gegemen，nimenzenmeban？”tangqiaoeryanmoujianchenjizheyisibuyichajuedetongchu。
“neinengzaban，dangranshiwomenjigeyibashiyibaniaobangnilachedaa。haizishentilibuguanliuzhesheidexue，tadoushiwugude。”
tangxusuiranhentoushenjingjue，dantasanguanhenzheng，gujizheiyeshisifarenyuandezhiyecaoshou。
“fangxinla，shenjingjuerangwohuaitadehaizi？tayepei？”tangqiaoerlengxiaoyisheng，helekoushuiqingqingsang。
tangxu：“duile，zuowanfashengshenme，nihaijidema？”
“wojidewozhaolejinzeyudemafan，shenjingjuehaoxiang……laile？ranhouwojiubujidele。”
“真不记得了？”
“haoxiang……wohaikanjianyigegaopinzhishuaige，shuaigehaiguolaibangwojieweile？ai，wodangshitaizuile，burankendingjiataweixin。”
“neishihuoruxi，zuowanwomenqude，shitaxinkaidechangzi。”
yitingzheihunshimowangdemingzi，tangqiaoerxingzhiquanwu，“suanle，neixiaozideshenmailedoumaibulaigeiphone，goujianledouyaotou。”
“nihoulaibeishenjingjuetuojinnancesuolenizhibuzhidao？”
tangqiaoerdengdaleyanjing：“？！”
“wobuzhidaoniliangganshenmele，wojinqudeshihoufanzhengnizhengbaozhetazaitashenshangcabitini。”tangxupinpinyaotou，bukanhuishou。
tangqiaoerdaochoulekouliangqi：“…………”
“xiaomei，yaobushinigewojishigandaobanidaizou，neisunzimeizhunjiuyaobaniji……”
“buhuide，shenjingjuebushihuoruxineizhongnanren。”tangqiaoerfanmendifue。
“nizheihuierhaititashuohuaa！”
“bushititashuohua，tachulelengmoguaqing，bujiefengqing，taoyanwozhiwai，haisuanshigezhengrenjunzi。”tangqiaoershuowanzheihua，buyoudexinsai。
“he，buguoshenshimeizuowanyebuzhidaochounamenzixiefeng，jingranwenwohuibuhuiquni，hairangwobiewannongniganqing，shuonishixiaomenxiaohudenverjinbuqiaiqingyouxi。”
tangxuchunjiaofanqiyimochaonong，“nishuotashibushichibaolechengdefanjian？zijijiacaiyuanzijiaolemahaiguanrenjiajiweimeiwei。”
“dengdeng，taweishenmewuduangennitizheige？”
“yinweitabaworenchengledagewojiujiangcuojiucuorangtayihoubiepengwonvren，heng，sunziqibuguoba。”tangxudeyidiweibaqiaoshangtian。
“ca，siquba！”tangqiaoernaoxiuchengnu，yiquanhuzailetangxudeshuailianshang。
……
linsuzhunbeihaolekekouqingdandezaocan，zhidaodaxiaojieheduole，haiteyizhuleshucaizhou。
tangqiaoerchuanletiaotaofensezhensidiaodaishuiqunpisanzhezhangfabianxialaiyongcan，suiranlimianchuanneiyile，danhaishitaiguoyufengliangxingganle。
linsupengdilianhongle，mangbieguoshixianbuganxikan。
“aiai！nijiahaiyouliangxueqifangganglaoyemenerni，nengbunengkaolvyixiawomendeganshou！”tangxunakebopidejidangunzhezijibeidadelianjia，baichuyifulayanjingdebiaoqing。
“wochuanlesanniandebaiqunqiuxiedouniwaisile，xianzaiwoxiangchuanshenmewojiuchuanshenme，wogaoxinglebanyechuquluobensheinenglanwo？”tangqiaoerbaiyanyifan，henyaolekoumianbao。
“weishenmesannianzhinengchuanbaiqunziheqiuxie？daxiaojie，nishiqushancunzhijiaolema？niqujiaoshuhuibuhuidaiwaizuguoxiayidaia？”linsutebierenzhendiwen。
“yaoniguan？！”xiongmeierrenyikoutongsheng。
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huashanglejingzhidezhuang，chuanshangyitaobaisexifuqun，jiaocaijimmychoo，tangqiaoerzaiduhuashenjuemeinvlaozongqujiudianzuozhen，yilianhaoqise。
napatadetouciketongdexiangbeifeizhoudaxingxingpaiguo。
zuozaibangongshili，tangqiaoerhuixiangqizaochenheergededuihua，xinjingyouxiecuoza。
shenjingjuezuowan，bangtajiewei，youhetangxushuoleneixiehua，zhenshiguanxintama？
hehe，zenmekeneng，tazhishikandaocengjingzijishenbiannuyanbixide“dayahuan”turangaitouhuanmiangenlexinzhuren，gouqilenanrenguzilineizisidezhanyouyubale。
tongyigeshikeng，tatangqiaoercaibuhuitiaojinqudierci！
zheishi，baomijulaixiaoxile。
tangyue：qiaoqiao，zuotianxiawuguanyunideneixieheiliaojiuyijingchele，neixieheinideyingxiaohaoyezhuxiaole。
tangyue：shishenjingjuezuode。
tangqiaoer：e，woxiexietababeizuzong。
sige；he，shanletajiuyiweijiejuele？tianzhen。
sange：jinzaokaipan，shenshigujiazhiyouxiaoxiaobodong，yihan。
tangxu：xiaomei！jiusuanyishibanhuierdongbuletazanmenyedexianshoushishoushineigejinjia！
tangqiaoer：ziran。woxiaonvzibaochou，congzaodaowan。
“asu，jinlaiyixia。”tangqiaoerduizhezuojihujiaoleyisheng。
linsuhenkuaijinlai，“daxiaojie，ninzhaowo。”
“worangnizhunbeidecailiaohezhengju，zhunbeihaolema？”nvlaozongshuangshoufangzaifushoushang，youranzhuanzhepiyi。
“zhunbeihaole，suishidoukeyishangbaojiyouguanbumen。”
“bubu，xianbuzheji。”
tangqiaoerqiaoqierlangtui，xuejiyufuzaiyangguangxiashanshanfaguang，“xianzhaojijiahezanmentangshiguanximiqiedemeiti，biru《haimenxinwen》，baxiaoxiyoubiziyouyandifangchuqu。yinqiqianglieguanzhuzaishuo。”
“bameitinongjinlaishiqinghuibiandehenmafana，zhijieyijiaojinmenshajinshiyigecuoshoubujitabuxiangma？”linsubiaoshiyihuo。
“woshigeyouyishiganderen，wodaidaodeliewubuhuiyidaomoletabozi，jiushiyaoenzhetamanmanzhemo，manmanfangxue。”tangqiaoerqingqingfumozuowanyeyesongdeyuzhuo，muguangqueyoulengyouhen。
zuizhongyaodeshi，zheijianshipuguanghou，jinshijiuhuiyudaonanguan，yijinjiafuzidejibiegenbenbupeigentaduihua，suoyijinenroudaoshihoujiuzhiyouyitiaolu——qiushenjingjuechushouxiangjiu。
“shenjingjue，woyijingpobujidaixiangjianniweinineiweihunqijiaotoulanedeyangzile。”
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dangwan，zaishangwangyonghuzuiduodeshihou，yitiaoxinwenqiaoqiaochuxian，danbudaoyixiaoshijiushenxiaochenshang！
《zhongbang！yinyanzhongzhiliangwenti，ksjituanzhongzhiyujinshisuoyouhezuo》
《yicichonghao？tougongjianliao？jinshijituanqixiajiajuchanpinailizhiliangkanyou》
youyushifaturan，jinshifuzigenbenhaowufangbei，jiashangjituangongguanbuneiqunzapaijunyoubuzhuanye，daozhichanshengyuqing，genbenkongzhibuleyulunzouxiang，yeshanbuwanfumianpinglun。
【jinshi？shibushishenjingjueerhunneigeweihunqitamenjia？jiehunqianxichuzheilanshi，bushijiqinjiashangyanyaoma。】
【haiyiweizhaodexifushishenmedahaomenni，jieguojiushiyimaijiajude，haishijianshang！】
【suiranjiazuwentibuxiangshangshengdaogeren，danzheizhongshizhendehenxiatou。】
【aimayawojiaxinfanggangdingdeailijiaju，womingtianbixutuile，kengdiea！】
shufangzhong，shenjingjuetingzhehanxianhuibaozheixieguanyujinshidefumianxiaoxi，touyaoliekaile。
“tangshishihaimenshoufu，qiezaitamenshezudexingyejihudoushilongtoubiaogan。tangshiqiantoudizhijinshineijiugentulongbaodaochuqiaoleside，haolingtianxiamoganbuconga。”
hanxianpielepiezui，yanlibujianduijinshidetongqing，zhiyoukanrenaodexiluo，“dekuizheijinshibushishangshigongsi，yaoburanmingzaokaipanjiudediechuankuchazi。ninneilaozhangrenbenlaijiuyougaoxueya，xinyaneryouxiaogujideqijueguoqu……”
shenjingjuetaiqilengbaiyanjian，yijilinglideyandaozhazaihanxianlianshang。
hedetatoutoutuletushetou，buganzaoci。
“zheigexiaoxi，meiyourenhezhengjuzuozheng，yexuzhishikongxuelaifeng。”
shenjingjueyonglichuanlekouqi，mouguangyinhui，“zhiliangwentizheishi，shizenmemaochulaide？”
“tingshuo，shitangshizaishengjingdejiudianksworldxinshangrenleyiweinvlaozong，tadaitouquxiaolehejinshidehezuo。
ranhouyixingqizhinei，ksdatoudesuoyoujiudianlikexiangying，fenfenquxiaohezuobinghuandiaolejinshisuoyoudechanpin。”
“ququyigejiudiandezongjingli，quanlijingranrucizhida，zenmekeneng？”
“yinweitashitangwantingtangdongdeqinguinv，tangjiadaxiaojie，tangqiaoer。”
唐俏儿？
沈惊觉眸色一深。
zheimingzisuiranmosheng，danmingmingzhizhong，quejitayizhongmomingshuxideganjue。
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