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chutiankandaoletaxiongkoudeguapai，lixiang。
“犯什么事了？”
“meijuedea，wotaiduhenhao，shitamenmabuguowo，nengyoushenmebanfa！”
“youcaiyouaiwan，penrendoumeixuehao，kaikoujiupenfen，woyijinghenrencile，buranzaojiushunzhewangxianzhaodaotamen，haohaojitamenshangyitangsuzhike。”
楚天耸了耸肩膀。
zaibeiyudeshihou，zhanzhengguohou，bianshiyiduanwuliaodeshijian。
tamishanglejingjiyouxi，ranhou，yudaolexuduoguofudapenzi。
rijiyueleixia，zuipaozheigejineng，shiwurennengdi。
“nihaiganjiangzui，shenweikefurenyuan，kehujiushishangdi，tamani，niyinggaixiaolianxiangying！”
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“xianzai，limajiwodadianhuahuifang，jigukedaoqian，ruguokehubumanyi，nijiujiwogundan！”
lixiangzhizhechutiannuchileyiju。
“yaobu，nijiwoshifanyixia？”
“dangsunziwobutaizaixinga。”
chutiandehuayugangluoxia，dunshi，zhouweixiangqileyipianhongxiaosheng。
tadehua，mingxianshizaimalijinglisunzixianga。
骂人都呆拐弯的。
jigenvzhiyuan，gengshianzhongkanxiangchutiandeyanshen，daizhelianmin。
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“dezuilijingli，zheibushizuosime！”
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jigeyuangongdouzaiyilunfenfen，tebieshikandaolijingliqidemanliantieqing，yifuhuoshanbaofadejiashi。
quandoubieguotouqu，zhuangzuorenzhengongzuo。
“你他吗敢骂我！”
“haizhenshigebukaiyandegoudongxi，jintiannisidingle，gundan！”
“jintianjiushitianwanglaozilaile，niyebeikaile！”
lixiangchongdaochutianmianqian，yibazhuazhutadeyiling，xiangwaizhuaiqu。
baonuderutongyitouyezhu。
zhishi，talaleyici，quefaxianchutianwensibudong，rutongdingziyibandingzailedishang。
chutianlengxiaoleyisheng，zhourantaiqishou，yibazhuazhulelixiangdeyiling，zhourantaiqi！
“轰！”
lixiangfeipangdeshenti，jingranbeichutianyibazhuangzaiqiangbishang，zhijian，chutiantiejinleguoqu，lengshengdao：“ni……zheitoufeizhu，jiwolaoshidian！”
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shuohuajian，chutiantaochuleyigehongsezhengjianhaiyoubingli，ranhouzaiduifangmianqianzhankai。
danglixiangkandaohou，liandouheile，luchulekonghuangzhise。
“放开我……”
“nibiechongdong，youshihaoshangliang。”
duifangmiaosong，chutianxiaolexiao，ranhousongkaileshou。
dunshi，lixiangliangundaipadexiangwaipaolechuqu。
这一刻……
zhouweideyuangong，quandouyongyiliancuoezhiseningshizhechutian。
tamenbuzhidaofashengleshenme，zheigeshixisheng，juranoudalelijingli。
erqie，lijinglijuranhepaole？
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gebiejigezhiyuan，kanxiangchutiandeyanshen，doudaizhejingwei。
此间……
办公室内！
chuxiaoxiaoyilianbingleng，fangxialegongzuo，ningshizheshafashangtiaozheerlangtuidechenshao。
“xiaoxiao，ninengduodaoshenmeshihou，woxiangzhaonitairongyile！”
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“xiaohua，woweiheyaoduozheni？”
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chuxiaoxiaobunaifandehuileyiju，biandixiatoukaishibangong。
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keshicishi，chedibaofale。
tadedixianbeichupengdaole，tebieshi，tingdaoduifangjuran**dexiangyaohetajiehun。
呵呵……
shangyequan，meiyouzhenzhengdehunyin，zhiyoujiaoyi。
tazaojiukantoulezheiyidian。
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chenshaoraoguozhuozi，laidaolechuxiaoxiaomianqian，weiweiwanyao，lianshangmanshixieededexiaorongdao：“donghaigongyuan，longjiayijingjiaojiwolaijianzaole，meiyoulelongjiadezhiyuan，nidegongsi，fenfenzhongkuadiao！”
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