榜一大姐是恋爱脑画笔猫-著

小说简介

zuozhe“huabimao”daizheshumingwei《bangyidajieshilianainao》dexiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixianzhong，zhurengonglinxiaoxiannashenbianfashengdegushirangrenyibukaimuguang，huanhuanxiangkoudegushiqingjiejueduiburongcuoguo，gaishuwei： hanhanyishangmaijiudakaishengyin：“acaigangshangbanjiuyouquanmaifuliye，suiranwoganggangshangmai，laobanwokebukeyichiyigenidequanmaini~”……

精彩章节

linxiaoxibeitazheijugaomengle，ganjinjitajieshi。

【圆子：？？？】

【yuanzi：womeiyounanpengyoua，wocaigangmanshibasui】

【yuanzi：jiaoshenmenanpengyou？】

linxiaoxiwuyudepailepailiandan，buzhidao【hanhan】neigejiahuogenzijilaobanshuoleshenmezijidehuaihua，nandaoshishuotaxianshiliyounanpengyouma。

guolejifenzhong，duimiannanrenyouhuifu。

【nianqingdezhangshihu：neizhiqiandainizoudeneigeshishei？】

【yuanzi：jiushizhiqianchuquxiezuoyexielaide，busuanshu。】

【nianqingdezhangshihu：e，nibeidaizoule，haijiwofaxiaoxi？】

【nianqingdezhangshihu：bupanixinlaobanchicubujinihuaqianle？】

linxiaoxiyaoleyaozuichun，xinliyoudianweiqu，zheigoubinanrenyizhizhuanyihuati，yizhizaiwenta，wanquanbuhuidatazuichudewenti，haiyinyangguaiqidefengcitaqilvzhaoma。

taannaxiaxinliyinyindebushufu，jinliweichizhudanaodezhenjinghexinlideyanegan。

【yuanzi：tashuoyoushi，wandianzaizhaowowan。】

【yuanzi：nijintiandaodizenmele？nibushishuoyaozanqian，dengwohoutianshengrihuideshihoujiwoyigedadadejingxi，genwoguoerrenshijiema？】

duimiannanrenyoubantianmeihuixiaoxi。

banshang，zhidaolinxiaoxidengdexindoufuzaole，caiyinglainanrendedierjuhua。

【nianqingdezhangshihu：woshenmeshihoushuoguo？】

nanrengaogaozaishangdeshikoufourenhelinxiaoxidebeiweiqiuhexingchenggexianmingdeduibi，guoquririyeyedeyiduanduanduihuazainaohailishanguo，zuihouzailinxiaoxinaoziliyanbianchengleyigepukepailizuijingdiandejiaose。

Joker！

haoxiangshigongxianbeiladaozuimanlabengduandeshunjian，yayizhedefumianqingxupenyongerchu，linxiaoxinaozilideneigenxianyebeiladuanle。

zhijieduizhekongqizhangkouma：“made，nigelaodongxigenwozhuangjimaodebi。”

“worinixianrenbanban。”

“shengerzeimeipyandelaosegui。”

“niyiweilaozishiaishangnile？yaobushilaozixiangdengguoshengdeshihoulaoniyipiao，nigeguierzihainenghuozhegenlaozijiangzheixiepihuamie？！”

“rinimadebaopilong。”

haoxiangxiangbasuoyoudeyuanqidoufaxiezaizheitongnumazhong，mazhemazhe，weiqudeyanleicongyanjiaoliulexialai，linxiaoxidouyoudianfenbuqingzijidaodishizaiganshenme。

tabayanleiyimo，shituwanhuisunshi。

【yuanzi：nishenmeyisi？】

【nianqingdezhangshihu：haizhuang？xiangbalaozidangyuandatougejiucai？】

【nianqingdezhangshihu：/jietu/jietu/jietu】

linxiaoxidiankaijietuyikan，shitazaiqunliheqitarenliaotiandejietu，tidaoletayaobanshengrihuideshi，youjigepeipeibasuoyoujipeipeihuaqiandelaobanshuoshijiucai，shuoxianmulinxiaoxiganglaimeiduojiu，shengrihuizheimekuaijiukeyibanle，youkeyigeyibojiucai。

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danshixianzaidankanjietuli，kanzhejiushilinxiaoxizaineijigepeipeishuolaobanshijiucai、yuandatou，shengrihuigejiucaideshihou，meiyouchulaifanbotamen。

【yuanzi：womeiyoushuoguozheixiehuaa，zheixiehuadoushiqunlixialiaode，wodangshimeikandaotamenyoushuoguozheixiea，dangshiwoshoujitaikajiuneicungeshihuale，wogenbenmeijianguohoumianjizhangjietudeneirong，shihunishibushitingbierende，buxinwo？】

kandaolinxiaoxifalaidezheiduanzhangdaliangxingdexiaozuowen，duimiandenanrenqingmiedexiaolexiao，tawanquanbuzaihu。

【nianqingdezhangshihu：he。】

【nianqingdezhangshihu：nishengrihuiwoyigongzhunbeilesanwan，jintiansaleyiban，haiyouyiban。】

【nianqingdezhangshihu：wojiusuanjigou，yebujini】

gounanrendehenxinrangrenwufayuliao。

linxiaoxiyaoya，xinxiang，nizaishengqi，qiqijiudele，wohoumianjinihonggaoxing、honghuilaibujiudele。

niyebiehuabiedepeipeishenshangqua，denghoumiantajirenhonghuilaijiuxingle。

zheiqianjiusuanbuhuazaitashenshang，yebuyaozaitatinglidangzhetademianjibierenhualaiexintahaoma？

yaoshixianzaizheijiahuogentaduqijibierenquanhuale，neitahaihonggepia，zhendangtabuzhidaozheijiahuozaibiechushualale，jiushengzheiyidianlema。

【yuanzi：nijiusuanbuxiangjiwojingxi，ganmajibierenshua，zheiqiannizijiliuzhehuabuhaoma？】

【nianqingdezhangshihu：he，benlaidaoshoudeqianmeile，hennanshouba？】

linxiaoxizaifaxiaoxiguoqu，duimianjiubuhuile。

“qusi！qusiqusiqusi！”linxiaoxibashoujiwangchuangshangyireng，zuoyoukanlekan，meiyiyangdedongxidoushizijihuaqianmaide，zanagedongxidoushebude，zhinengtaituitiaodaochuangshangfengkuangchuibeizi。

tadawanbeizihaishijuedeyumen、bujieqi，tarenbuzhudakaipeipeiqun，fengkuangshuchuwenzi。

【yuanzi：daodishinagejiwojinzhuluanshuohua，qiaowoqiangjiaole？】

【yuanzi：yongqunliliaotianjiluwumiewo？】

【yuanzi：@yunyingniguanbuguan？yaoshimeigerendoubuyaoliandezheimezuo，qiaoyigetingdeqiangjiao，womentinghailiudezhurenma？】

【yangzi：wae，youdaguaei！】

【yuanzi：/liaotianjietu/liaotianjietu/liaotianjietu】

【yuanzi：youyisima？nibeihougaozheizhong？】

【momo：zheishizenmele？】

【yuanzi：niyaoshizuoshizhengdaguangmingde，wolaobanzijiyiqingbielianle，neiwomeihuashuo】

【yuanzi：nizaibeihougaozheizhongxiaodongzuo，genwolaobanwumiewo，powozangshui？】

linxiaoxifengkuangzaiqunlifaxiaoxi，shuaping，aitetamensitingdeyunying，bagennanrendeliaotianjiluhejietutongtongfalechulai。

tajiushiyaorangtingliderendoukankanhanhanshigeshenmehuose，haiyoumeiyourenganhetawan，yousheibupazijilaobanbeiqiaoqiangjiao？

【yuanzi：@chiroubuchifandehanhanzenmebuganchulaishuohuale？】

【yuanzi：ganggangzaitinglibushiliaodeneimeqijingma？】

lingyibian，【hanhan】xinxudegenbenbuganchulaihetaduixian，nachushouji，taishoudakaiyunyingdeliaotiankuang。

huidaoqunli，zailinxiaoxibutingdefaxiaoxiyihou，yijingmeirengandaqiangle。

kan【hanhan】buganhuifuziji，linxiaoxixiangzhezuihoumawanzheijujiudangzijibeigouyaole，zheishijiusuanguoqule，quefaxianzijidexiaoxifabuchuqule。

【yunying：jinyanle，zheizhongshiqingnimensixiachuli，yuanzijinyansantian，youwentisixiazhaowoliao。】

denglinxiaoxibeijinyanle，【hanhan】caimanyouyoudefalejitiaoxiaoxi。

【chiroubuchifandehanhan：nilaobanbeirenqiaole，genwomeiguanxi，bieduizhewofafeng。】

【chiroubuchifandehanhan：nizijiweihubuhaolaoban，laobanxihuanwole，jiwohuaqian，nijiudaowozheilisapo？】

linxiaoxihendeyayangyang，zheige**delebianyihaimaiguai，zaiqunlizhuangwuguzhuangshouhaizhe。

haishuoshiqitapeipeiqiaodeqiangjiao，ganzuobuganren，younagepeipeihuituranshengmuzhuanshengzaishifuti，hualedaliqiweizaoliaotianjilu，qiaozoutadelaoban，zhuanshousongjini【hanhan】，ranglaobanjini【hanhan】shualiwuzhengqiande？

linxiaoxidiankaiyunyingdeliaotiankuang。

【yuanzi：guanli，weishenmeyaojinyanwo？】

【yuanzi：nimingmingzhidaoneigelaobanyijingdasuanzaiwoshengrihuijiwoxiaofeide】

【yuanzi：xianzaibeitaqiaozoule，nijiushuozenmebanba？】

linxiaoxiqihuhudefeisudazi，duimianbujinbumandehuifu。

【yunying：jinyanni，shiyinweitinglideguiding，bunengzaiqunlitinglishuaping。】

【yunying：zhiyunihejinzhudeshiqing，nimensixiajiejue，buyaoyingxiangdaoqitapeipeishangban。】

【yuanzi：shenmejiaowohelaobandeshiqing，mingmingjiushineigehanhaneyiqiaowoqiangjiao，faliaotianjilujiwodelaoban，zijimeilaoban，jiushuashouduanqiangwodelaoban】

【yunying：neigelaobanzainishenshanghualeduoshao？youwuqiankuaiqianma？zaihanhanshenshanghualeduoshao？jintiandouhualeyiwanwule。】

【yunying：nengbunengranglaobanjinihuaqian，neishikannizijinengli，ninengliburubieren，laobanjibierenshua，bujinishua，bushihenzhengchang？】

linxiaoxizhijiefayuyin：“nishenmeyisi？nideyisishinijiubuguanleshiba？”

【yunying：neinixiangzenmeyang？】

linxiaoxijixufayuyin：“wobuxiangzenmeyang，taqiaobierenqiangjiao，weifantinglideguiding，gaizenmechufajiuzenmechufa，wojiuyaoqiuyigeshi，jiushigongping！”

【yunying：he，neiwoyemeibanfa。】