zaijiangnanshanshuidebixia,yangyixiaoguchunhuachengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong,tiankelianjian,sihulaotianyezhendetingdaotaqidao,zhijiangulaodaaoranangtou,shifenchoupidedashengdao:“neishizi……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
zhuanqian,songli,diyigexiaomubiao,nonggexiucaigongming。
suiranxinliyijingyoulezheigeniantou,danshiyangyixiaobingmeiyougenzhongnianhanzixishuo,zhiyintaxinggetianshengchenwen,yushixihuanzijimanmanzhuomo。
kuangqietaxianzaicaigangganglaidaozheigeshidai,duiyuyiqieshiwuderenshidouhenmosheng,ruguomaorandongshou,shuobudingzhenhuibianchengxiazheteng。
cishiyishibangwan,musejianjianlaixi,niaoniaochuiyanweiweipiaodang,fangfojiyangjiacunlongzhaoyicengqingsha。
yangyixiaogenzaizhongnianhanzishenhou,manmanchaozhecunliyigefangxiangzouqu,muguangyaoyaokanqu,faxianshisanjianmaolu,yangyixiaoxinlianancaice,neiyinggaijiushizijidejia。
jiuzaitacaicedetongshi,cunliyijingyourenfaxiantamenguilai,dunshijigefunvyongcushangqian,yudaidanyoudewendao:“xiyazi,nibinghaolemei?yihoukebunengxiazhetengya,nijintianchadianbasaozimenhesi。”
yangyixiaoliekaizuihanxiao,zhuangzuoguaiguaitinghuadeyangzi,xinliqueananjizhu,yuanlaizijidexiaomingjiaoxiyazi。
zheixiefunvduitahenqinni,meiyuzhijiandeguanhuaipianbuleren,bingqiequandouzichengsaozi,dagailvshicunlibijiaoqinjindeqinzu。
youtingjigefunvfenfenhezhongnianhanzidazhaohu,zhixiedao:“gulaoda,kededuoxieniya。jintianyaobushinijishibangmangsongyi,xiyazitakongpajiu…jiu…”
youyugurenduiyubingsibijiaojihui,suoyijigefunvbingmeiyoushuochuzuihoulianggezi,danshiyangyixiaoyijingcongtamendehuayuzhongtingchu,zijijintianruguobubeijishisongyikendinghuisi。
qishitaxinzhiduming,zijideqianshenyijingbingsi,zhisuoyixianzaizheijushentihainenghuozhe,shiyinweitachuanyuedaolezheijushentizhizhong。
jichengleqianshendeshenti,dengyujichengletadeyiqie,wulunshihunyuehaishiqinqing,tadouyaohaohaodeweichixiaqu。
tajianfunvmenbuduanhezhongnianhanzidazhaohu,yikouyige‘gulaoda’handehensuiyi,xianranxianghuzhijiandouhenshuxi,youcituicezhongnianhanziyinggaijingchanglaicunlizoudong。
erzhongnianhanzishenweiliehu,weileduoshuicaiduojinshanzhong,neimetajingchanglaicunlizoudongdeyuanyin,dagailvbushiweilezouqinfangyou。
yangyixiaoananzhuomobantian,caicekenengshiweilejiaohuanwuzi。
guoranzhitingyigefunvxiaozhewendao:“gulaoda,nizuijindadaoshenmeliewumei?shangciwobangnimaileyijincuyan,gumozhezaojiuyijingchiguangleba?ruguonidadaoleliewu,wobangninaqushoumaiya……”
zheifunvshuozheyiting,xiaozheyoudao:“zanmenhaishianzhaolaoguiju,zhiyaojiwobanchengpaotuifeijiuxing。”
zhongnianhanzidiandiantou,shifengancuidedao:“xing,haishilaoguiju,danwozuijinmeiyoudadaoliewu,suoyinixiangbangmanghaidezaidengdeng。”
neifunvyediandiantou,jixuxiaodao:“zhiyaokenrangwobangmangjiuxing。”
……
gaobiezheiqunfunv,jixuzaicunlichuanxing。yangyixiaochenjifawen,zhuangzuohaoqidedao:“weishenmeyaorangtamenbangmang?dagenizijibunengqushoumailiewuma?”
zhongnianhanzikantayiyan,weiweitanlekouqi,jieshidao:“woyijinggennishuoguo,liehudoushibeibirushanderen,zhisuoyiduojinshanlinzhizhong,shiyinweiqianlehaoduoniandeshui。”
“jialiyiqiongerbai,qianliangquandoukongkong,zheizhongqingkuangzhixia,shuilimenyibanbuhuirushanzhuijiao。yuanyinhenjiandan,zhuijiaoyezhuibudao。”
“danruguowomendadaoleliewu,nazheliewuquxianlishoumai,limahuibeishuilimendingshang,zaichengmenkoujiubaliewukouxia……”
“shuilideshenhouyoubing,bingdeshenhoushiyamen,womenfankangbule,zhinengguaiguaifucong。”
“wunaizhixia,womenzheixieliehuzhinenghuangehuofa,meidangdadaoliewudeshihou,jiaojicunlirenquxianlishoumai。”
“suirantamenhuishouyidiandianpaotuifei,danwomennengbaliewuhuanchengshenghuosuoxu,zhangciyiwangdepeihe,yijingxingchengleguanli。”
zhongnianhanzishuodaozheili,shifenbiequdetulekouqi,yaoyayoudao:“shuobaile,yiqiedoushishuifuhaide。kewomenmingzhizijibeishuifuyadechuanbuguoqi,danquemeiyourenheyongqiqufankangyamendepanbo……”
“yuanyinhenjiandan,yidanfankangjiushibaomin。zhiyaobeizhua,dangchangkansha。”
yangyixiaorenbuzhudiandiantou,dishengdao:“ziguyilai,kezhengmengyuhu。ranerlaobaixingbeipanboyazha,ganyufankangdequebingbuduojian,chufeizhendehuobuxiaqu,sheiyebuyuanyichengweibaomin。”
zheigehuatitaiguomingan,yangyixiaozanshihaibuxiangzhaore,suoyitayuqiweiweiyidun,zhuangzuoweixiaozhuanyihuati,wendao:“wogangcaitingtamenhannigulaoda,shiyinweinizaijialipaixinglaodama?”
nazhizhongnianhanzilianlianyaotou,bingqieqingqingdengleyangyixiaoyiyan,dao:“nidaodishizhenshihunhaishijiazhuangsha?tamenhanwogulaodashiyinweiwodemingzijiujiaogulaoda!”
yangyixiaodengshiyidai,erandao:“buhuiba,jingranzheimezhibai,zhijiejiujiaogulaoda?”
douranfanyingguolai,zheizhongqingkuangzaigudaibingbuqiguai,laobaixingmeiyouxueshi,jihaiziqimingshifensuiyi,yaomeshianzhaojiazhongpaixing,zhijiejiaolaodalaoer,yaomejiaoshitou、tiedan、shugen,suibianqigemingzibansuihaiziyisheng。
yangyixiaoyouxiexiangxiao,tongshixinliyouyouhaoqi,renbuzhudao:“neininxiamianjigexiongdidemingzini?buhuiyeshiqimingrucijiandanmingleba?”
gulaodazaicidengtayiyan,dao:“chouxiaozi,zheiyoushenmexiqi?niergedemingzijiaogulaoer,nisangedemingzijiaogulaosan,anzhaojialidepaixingqiming,zheiqingkuangzaibaixingrenjiahenchangjian。”
yangyixiaoxiaoxinyiyikaikou,lvexiantantededao:“neiwoxifumingzini?mofeijiaozuoguqimei?”
tayibianfawenyibianqidao,xinshuowoxifumingziqianwanbiezheimesu,zuiqimayeyaojiaoqiuju、dongmeihuozhexingzhi,zhishaodaidiannvxingqixicaishuodeguoqu。
tiankelianjian,sihulaotianyezhendetingdaotaqidao,zhijiangulaodaaoranangtou,shifenchoupidedashengdao:“neishiziran,woxiaomeidemingzikendingbunengcusu,xiaoyatoujiajiade,qimingbixuhaotingyidian。”
“duiduidui!”yangyixiaomangbudieshidiantou,manhuaiqidaidedao:“mingzilizuihaonengyou‘heacuiaxiangaxiua’zhileidezi,huozhe‘huaacaoayeayaa’yexing,wonengjieshou,wojueduinengjieshou。”
gulaodazhengzhongdiantou,shifenzanshangdedao:“meifubukuishidushuren,xihuanwenzhouzhoudemingzi。qiahaowoxiaomeidemingzijiushizheizhong,nishaolebabeizigaoxiangcaitanshang。”
“shima?”yangyixiaoyouxiejingxi,xinliyuefaqidai,yanbabawendao:“neiwoxifudemingzidaodijiaosha?”
“你听好了!”
gulaodazaiciaoranangtou,manliandoushizixinyanse,dashengdao:“anshuonimenshangweichenghun,xiaomeidemingzibugaigennijiang。danwokannirucichengyi,zhihaomanzunideyaoqiu……”
yangyixiaojiantarucizixin,youcituicezijiaweihunqidemingzikendingbucuo,dunshizhijuexinliyangyangdenanshou,gengjiayanbabadepanzhegulaodagaosuta。
zhijiangulaodaangshoutingxiong,yuqidaizhenongnongdexianbai,dashengdao:“chunhua,woxiaomeidemingzijiaochunhua!”
噗!
yangyixiaochadianpenchuyikoulaoxue。
caolvle,zhendecaolvle,tazhongjiushiganggangchuanyueerlai,taikandeqigudaibaixingdulidemoshui。
nianjiqingqingdeyigenvhaizi,mingzibeichunhualianggezijihuile。
zheihaiburujiaoguqimeini,youhuozhezhijiejiaoguxiaomeiyexing,zhishaotingqilaiyoudianshaonvqixi,rangrenxinlibuzhiyutaiguofadu。
fanguan‘guchunhua’zheigemingzi,mingxiandaiyouyizhongwudasancu,rangrenyitingzhixia,xiayishirenweishigesishisuidelaoniangmen。
zaimeidenvrenruguomingzibuhaoting,xiangyingdeyehuijiangdihenduofenshu。
jiubirumingchaokaiguodiwangzhuyuanzhangdelaopo,mingmingxinggewenroudianya、juzhiluoluodafang,manchaowenwubaiguan,wubujiaokouchengzan,pianpianneiweihuanghoutianshengyishuangdajiao,suoyicongxiaoyougeruminghuanzuomadajiao……
tangtangkaiguohuanghoudeguizhouzhiqi,shunjianbianchenglenongcunlidedanierni。
erzijiweihunqidemingzi,jianzhihemahuanghoudemingziyouyiqutonggongzhimiao,yigejiaoguchunhua,yigejiaomadajiao,zheiyaoshidengdaozijiyihoufadale,xifudemingzipashichenggedaxiaohua。
pianpiangulaodaquedeyiyangyang,jiaoaowentadao:““zenmeyangameifu?shibushiduiwoxiaomeidemingzihenmanyi?chuntianlidehuaduo,duomehaotingdemingzi。nixiaozizushangshaolebabeizigaoxiang,caitanshangwoxiaomeizheizhonghaomingzi。”
yangyixiaoshenshenxilekouqi!
他还能说什么?
他什么也说不出。
zuzuhaobanshangguoquzhihou,tacaixiaoxinyiyidekaikou,lvexiantantewendao:“gudage,woxianzaituihunhailaidejima?ruguowoxiangtuihun,nimenhuibawozenmeyang?”
“ng?”zhijiangulaodalianshangdexiaorongxiaoshi,yuqishunjianbianchenglehanleng,fanwendao:“tuihun?meifunixiangtuihun?”
yangyixiao‘gudu’yishengyankoutuomo,shanshandao:“wojiushiwenwen,wojiushiwenweneryi!”shuozhejiazhuangkaiwanxiao,jixuxiaoxinshitan,dao:“wozhishidagebifangha,jiaruwoxiangtuihunhuiruhe……”
zhijiangulaodaturanheiheiliangsheng,huanhuanjuqileshaguodadequantou,mengrannuyanyuanzheng,liezuizhengningyixiao,chibaisensendewendao:“meifu,nijiushuonikangbukangzouba?”
yangyixiaowangzheneishuangkanchengshuodadetiequan,renbuzhuzhanshengdao:“dasilewo,nixiaomeihuishougua。”
gulaodahunbuzaiyi,dalieliededao:“neijiuzhidaduannidetui,banibangzaixiaomeichuangshang,zhaoyangkeyichenghun,zhaoyangkeyiguorizi。”
yangyixiaoyilianbiequ,zhongyurenbuzhudajiao:“gudage,qiangniudeguabutiana。”
gulaodamanlianningxiao,‘congshanruliu’diandiantou:“nishuodedui,qiangniudeguaqueshibutian,danshi,tajieke!”
yangyixiaozhijueliangyanfahei!
wanle,quantamawanle,tanshangzheizhongbujianglidedajiuge,jianzhiheshanfeiliumangmeishenmeliangyang。
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zhinenglaolaoshishiqulaopole。
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