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cengzimoduijinfengdeshenqichulegandaojinghai，gengduodeshixinlai。
“这烟杆怎么卖？”
“neigea……niji……”
tanzhuyishuangxiaoyanjingdiliuliudezhuangebuting，jiaohuadexiaoqilai。
huranmianseyigai，limashuqiledamuzhi。
“meinvzhenshixingjiaa，zheiyanganlailikeshitaidale。”
“zhidaozanmenbashuyiqianyougedajunfa，jiaoyinchanghengdeba。”
“zheigekejiushitadangnianzuiaidesuishenyangan。”
“zhidaoyinchanghengshisheibu？meinv。”
“neikeshizanmenbashuliangdisuoyoudajunfadezushiye。liuxiang、yangsen、liuwenhuizheixiegedangniandecaokouwangdoushitadetuditusun……”
diediebuxiudetanzhuyilianchuanbutingxidehuachulai，cengzimobuyoudewuzhulezui。
meixiangdaoyigepuputongtongdeditanshangdepingdanwuqideyangandouyouneimedadelaili。
neitanzhusihujiushigetianshengdeyanyuan，zuilidetaiciyebeideliushu。
zhitidedongzuoyebiaoyandekuazhangeryouhuaji。
zuokanyouqiao，yadishengyin，chenshengshuodao。
“meinvnikanjianzheiliangzimeiyou？”
“JB！”
“neishijiebaodeyisi。”
“heihei，yindadujun……dezihaojiushijiebao！”
“这，可是宝贝！”
tanzhushuliudeyanyuheyibenzhengjingdebiaoqingbazaichangderendouhudeyilengyilengde。
yinchanghengzaibashanchushuikeshitaichumingle，xinhaigemingshiqidedadujun，haidaiduizaixibianpingpanguode，zaiminguochunian，neikeshibashanchushuidekangbazi。
zheiyanganjingranshitade，neikejiuzhilaoqianle。
“荒缪！”
yipangdejinfenglenglengchidao。
“yinchanghengyuanmingchangyi，zishuoquan，haotaizhao，biehaozhiyuan。”
“jiebaozihaocongheerlai？”
tanzhudunshizhangdazui，dengdayan，shunjianshihua。
danfanshizaizheilibaitanmaigongyipinde，doushixiehoujingdeshengyiren。
zhangnianleiyuedeliantanzaojiurangtamenlianjiuleyizhangsirendounengshuohuodezui。
zhiyaoshigewujian，buguanshigongyipinhaishigudong，tadounengjinishuogedianguchuchulai。
napazhandaoyidiandiandemingrendeguang，neizheiwujianshenjiakendingbufei。
tanzhuyanlijiebucha，jiandaocengzimodeyizhedaban，yuanbenhaiyiweijiezheyinchanghengdemingtounengqiaoyibi。
neicengxiangdaobeizheigepolanmingongshaonianyixiazijiechuanlelaodi，yixiazizijixiangyaozhanbianyidexinsibianmeilexiawen。
“多少钱？”
jinfengkaikouwenjia，tanzhuganjinshoulianqineiyitaoxiaojiujiu。
buyongshuo，zheigeshaoniankendingshigexingjiawuyi。
xiaoxiaodeyanzhuzizhuanlejiquanzhihou，yihenxin，zhangkaiyoushoubazhang，hanchuleyigelianzijidoubuganxiangdetianjialai。
“五千！”
huagangluoyin，jinfengqingmiaodanxieshuodao：“wubai！”
tanzhuyiting，zuijiaoyichou，haolaiwuyingdibandeyanjiziranerrandebiaoxianchulai。
kuzhelian，zhouzhemei，peizhexiao，dalegehaha，mizhedeyanjingliqueshitouchuyisiguangliang。
zuoshengyidebupanimai，jiupanibuwenjia。
bupanibuwenjia，jiupanibuhaijia。
youqishizaiguwanzheiyixing。
zhiyaonihaijia，neijiuzhengmingniyouyixianggoumai。
zheiyanganqiantianzaixichengquchaiqianhushoulishoude，suoyoudongxidabaohaibudaoyibaikuai。
jiusuanshiwubaikuaimaijijinfeng，neiyeshiwubeidebaoli。
henmingxian，tanzhuyeshigelaoshou，suiranyijingyoulemaideyiyuan，danquebukenjiuzheimemaile。
kuzheliandetanzhuyigenaodaishuaidejiugenbolangguside，zuiliyidieshengdejiaozhetaidi。
“woshuoxiongdiniyetaihenlesa，nayounizheiyanghaijiade。”
“nihaianbuanxinmai！？”
“zheisuishuobushiyinchanghengdeyangan，danhaodaiyeyoubiaojisa……nikanzheijb，zheijiushibiaoji，zheijiushipaizi……”
jinfengyijiuyifulengdandemoyang：“niquedingyaowuqian！？”
tanzhusilesheng，cancandexiaozhe。
jinfengpianzhuantoulenglengshuodao：“bumai，haita！”
cengzimodailedai，naoziyouxiezhuanbuguowanlai。
gangcaimingmingshijinfengshuodezhenggesongxianqiaojiuzheigenyanganshigewujian，xianzai，zenmeyoubumaile？
xinlizheimexiang，dancengzimotinghuadejiangyanganjiuyaofangxia。
duizheigeganggangrenshibudaoershifenzhongdenanren，cengzimoyouzhongshuobuchudeganjue。
“嗳嗳嗳……”
“zheiyanghebi，hebizheiyang……”
tanzhuganjindayuanchang：“youhuahaoshuo，youhuahaoshuo……”
“xiongdi，nikanzheiyanganjiubushuole，yanzuimozhekexiangshiyulaizhe……”
“haodainiyeduojidian……”
“wubaikuaiyetaidi，taidi，woyezhuanbulejige……”
“zongdeyaochifanbushi。”
cengzimosushouxuanzaikongzhong，fangyebushi，bufangyebushi，niuzhuanzhenshouwangzhejinfeng。
“yanzuishiyubujia，qinsezaluanbukan，yanganganshenmosunyanzhong，tonglvtongxiumanshen。”
jinfengmanshengshuodao：“qiguanbutong，haidezhongxiu。”
“zheiyangdeyangan，zuiduozhiwubai。”
“多了不要。”
binglenglengdeduanduanyijuhua，bazheigenyanganshuodeyiwushichu，pangbiandehaojigelurendoudiantourenke。
cengkekenaoziyouxiemihu，xinliyinyinyueyuecaidaoleshenme。
“难道他要杀价？”
yanqiandetanzhumiansenankan，jiulianxiaorongdouyouxiemianqiang，xinliqueshianzizhouma。
zheigepopolanlandenianqingrenbudanshigexingjia，lianshajiadouzheimehen。
yidaojiujizijikanleshifenzhijiuxiaqu。
tingzhilejimiao，tanzhurengjiubusixin，zuozuihoudewanliu，zuilideyuqiyebiandeyichangheai。
竖起大拇指说道。
“daxiongdi，ninshixingjia，wohehouzilingjiaole……”
nikanzheimeredetian，nigenwodouzuokangriyingxiong，douburongyibushi……”
“womennanrenwusuowei，shaideyueheiyuejiankang，kezheiweimeinvlaobankegenwomenbuyiyang……”
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“jimeinvshaiheile，womendezuiguokejiudalebushi。songxianqiaohaodaiyeshiquanguoshidajiuhuoshichangzhiyi，meinianlaizheilidemingxingkebushao，woyejianguobushao……”
“kexiangzheiweimeinvzheibanchenyuluoyanjide，wohaizhenshidiyicijiandao。”
zheihuacengzimotingle，xinlimomingdehuanxi，henshishouyong。
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jiupingzheihua，jiuzhiwuqian。
wuqiankuai，duizijilaishuo，weibuzudao。
zheishihoujinfengquelenglengshuodao：“yanganzhiwubai，nihuashuodehao，duojisanbai。”
“八百块。”
jijuhuajiurangjinfenggaikou，zujianhehouzidezuibaqueshilihai，jiulianpangbiandelurendoujuedetanzhuzheigehenhuizuoshengyi。
cengkekewomailianggezidoudaolezuibian，quebeijinfengdehuayalexiaqu，xintouyouxieweiweibuyue，wangxiangjinfengderuifengshuangmuzhong，duoleyisiyouyuan。
“wojiuzhisanbaikuaima？”
hehouziqueshiananqiexibuyi。
qianchuanwanchuan，mapi**。
benlaiwubaikuaijiunengmai，niqiao，jijumeiyan，zheibuyouduolesanbai！？
xiaoyanzhuzizhuanleliangquanyihou，hehouziyuqibiandedichenqilai。
“daxiongdi，zaijialiangbai！”
“yiqiankuai。yiqiankuai，nimaibulechikui，maibuleshangdang！”
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“wojialilianggehaizidouzainiangaozhong……”
jinfenglianseyichen，heiyaoshibandemouziliduoleyifenlengguang。
“不要，走！”
“我买！”
jihujiuzaitongshi，jinfenggencengzimotongshishuochuzheihualai。
金锋眼神一顿！
cengzimoxintouyijin，yaozhechunroushengshuodao：“wo……duibuqi……”
“tayeburongyi……qianbuduo，womenjiu……maileba。”
yueerdeshengyinrushanjianshanquanbanliutang，dingdingdongdong，qiaojizaijinfengdexindi。
jiandaojinfengmeishuohua，cengzimoqingyuyikouqi，congbaoliquchuyidiezhanxindehongchaopiaoshuleshizhangguoqu。
“我买了，谢谢。”
hehouziyeshizhangyuyikoudaqi，etoushangfuxianchuyicengcengxixidehanzhu。
zongsuanshigaodinglezheibishengyi，yizhuanjiushiyiqiankuai，shibeidebaoli。
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