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wokanzheqilangqunazheshoudianzaishitoushangbutingdedadeng,tazuoyaoyoubaidekanzhe,kanshangquhenzhuanye。
wobuzhidaotayoujijinjiliang,buguowoxiwangtaquwanwan。
laobanwenqilang:“zheinianqingrensheia?”
qilanglimashuo:“yemeishei,jiuwoyigegurendepengyou,wotingzhaogutade,tamazaiwofandianlixipanzi,woxiangrangtajiwokaiche,buguoxianzainianqingrenshougaoyandide,haibuyuanyi,xiangyaolairuilijianbao,tabanizhidaoma?jiushineigechangnianzainimendajieshangshuidajiederen,zaoqianxiangyaoyidaobaofu,zuihoutiaohesideneige。”
laobanxiaolexiao,yifumingbaideyisi,kanwodeyanshen,yeyoudianbishideyiwei。
wotebiebugaoxingqilangshuowoba,sheishuowobawodounengren,danshijiuqilangbuxing,taqilangyiqianjiushijiwobakaichede,jiushitadaiwobalaijianbaode,wobajiletajihui,tahuohailewoba,tabunengzaiwobasilezhihou,haizheimediaokanwoba。
qilaobanshuo:“zheiliaozizhenhaoa,ershiwanshibushi?woxiangyao,ninengbunengbianyidian。”
laobanxiaozheshuo:“nizheimedayigelaoban,haijiwokanjia?jiuershiwanle,renjiawanbuqi,niwanbuqima?biediaozijishenjia。”
qilangxiaolexiao,tashuo:“neixingba,woyaole。”
qilangshuowan,wojiukanzhetadegenbannazheyigeheisededaizichulaile,limiandoushixianjin,laizheibianjianbao,jibendoushixianjin,kanderenyanhuangdehen。
neikuaishitoubuguoqibagongjin,danshijiunengmaiershiwan,zheijiushijianbao,meiqianqianwanbiepeng,yikuaishitounengrangniyiyebaofudeqiantishi,nideyouchengshoutajiazhideziben。
qilangnazheshitouzoudaowomianqian,tashuo:“linchena,qianwanbiewan,jizhulea。”
woxiaozhedianlediantou,duiyuzheigelaoban,woliulegexinyan,kanzhetingheqide,qishihuaidehen,tajiubugaosuqilangzheikuailiaoziyouliehen,woyebushuo,niqilangbushiyouqianma,wokanninengshuduoshao。
guojinnianzoudaowoshenbian,tagenwoshuo:“niya,mianduiqilangzheizhongren,niyaomeren,yaomecanren,zenmezuo,nizijidianliang。”
guojinnianzheigeren,laochendehen,zaibianshangkanzheyijuhuabushuo,baqilangdangkongqi,kanzhetingheqi,danshiqishixinliyouyiguyinhendejing,congtajiaoxunchenyongliangwojiukandechulaile,neilianbuwaifang,danshixinlidouyou。
liuhushuo:“zheigerennaozishibushiyoubinga?zaidengjideshihoujiuzaineixianbaile,xianzaiyouzaiqiangwomendeliaozi,niyaoshikantabushuang,wozairuilirenshiderenduo,zhaorenshoushiyixia。”
woshuo:“huitouzaishuoba,qiangdeliaozibuyidingnengying,neikuailiaozidoushilie,woganjuenengchudiwanglie,zheigelaobanyinxiandehen,tazhishuozheikuailiaozidehaochu,genbenbushuozheikuailiaozidehuaichu。”
guojinnianxiaolexiao,tashuo:“wojiupanigennibayiyang,yitouzhajinzheijianbaoxingli,fenbuqinghaorenhuairen,kanbuqingshidaorenqing,buguonixianzaimingbaile,woyejiufangxinle。”
wodianlediantou,guojinnianjiwoyizhongganjue,tazaipeiyangwo。
suoyiwobunengrangtashiwang。
qilangmaidezheikuaimoxishajiwotilegexing,moxishachangkoudejianbaoyingleyici,danshibudaibiaomeiyikuaimoxishachangkoudejianbaodounengying,suoyibunengchenmizaiyigechangkou,wodeduokan,buguanrenhechangkou,zhiyounengduyingdeyuanshicaishihaodeyuanshi,changkouzhishijiwotigongcankaozuoyong,bingbunengquedingzuihoudejieguo。
wozaijiazishangzhuanyouleyiquan,wokanzheyouyipaiyuanshibaifangdedifangmeirenkan,wojiuzouguoqule,zheikuaihuojiashangbaizhededoushiheisedeyuanshi。
zaijianbaoquan,heisedeyuanshibeichengzuoheiwusha,zaihenduorendexinli,heihuodoushichulajidedaibiao,tongchangyizhongnenhaiyoudizihuiweidaibiao,jiazhihenduoyuanshiliewenduo,jingchanghaihuichumaoshui,gaodedajiajianheijiupa,shenzhishuoyijingyouyinying,douyuanliheihuole。
queshi,heiwushazaijianbaoquanlihaiyouyigeeming,jiushishidujiukua,yejiushishuo,niduheiwusha,nidushikuaiyoujiukuaidoudubuying。
danshiqishiheiwushayeshichuhaohuodejianbaodaibiao,birumowanjidejianbao,tajiunengduchulaidiwanglv,qijinweizhi,jianbaoquanchudediwanglv,youyidabandoushimowanjideheiwushachude。
zheigequyubaifangdejiushimowanjidejianbao,mowanjilaochangkoudaduoyiheiwushapi,lapi,huishapichangjian。duxinghengaoyibanyiheipichuming,juyouchugaoseshuitouduandexingzhi。
cichangkoudeshitoudezuidatedianshidaiyoumingxiandebaiban,erqieyansepianhui,zhiyaoyoubiaoxian,zhonghao,jiukendingyouse,zhangdejilvhenda。ruguoyoubaimangdebawojiugengda。
wozaijianbaojiazishangkanleyiquan,kandaoyikuaiqibagongjindeliaozi,zheikuailiaozihenxiyinren,zaoxinghenzheng,xiangshiyikuailongqilaidemianbaoyiyang。
zheiyangdeliaozixiyinrendeyuanyinshitashouzhuodeweizhihenmingxian,ninengqingchudekandaoyoujigeshouzhuodeweizhi。
jianbaoshouxuanzuodeshipinjiushishouzhuo。
wokanzheliaozidebiaopi,wuheiyouliang,piqiaoyouxinghaikeyi,jubuyoutuoshabiaoxian,wonazheshoudianzailiaozidepiqiaoshangdadeng,tuoshachukekandaoyouqingdi。
guojinniangenwoshuo:“mowanjideliaozishiliezuiduodeliaozi,erqiedadengdoubujiandenengkandechuan,bingqiezhishiyixiaobufentuoshaeryi,dadengyoubunengchuantou,payoubianzhongdekeneng。”
guojinnianshuotabudongjianbao,congzheijuhuajiubaoluchulai,shijiade,tadongjianbao,kenengshitashupale,suoyibuganshuozijidongjianbaole。
wodianlediantou,dengxiadexiaoguo,henmingxianle,liaozikeduxingfeichangqiang,feicuiyoulieshizhengchangde,zaiyewaifenghuajiyinian,meiyoudianliebukenengshizhendefeicuide。
woduzheikuailiaozidezhongshui,se,zhiyuliegenbianzhong,neijiushigenlaotianyedule,ruguozhendeyouliehaiyoubianzhong,suanwodaomei。
woshuo:“laoban,zheikuailiaoziduoshaoqian?”
laobanzouguolai,xiaozhekanzhewo,tawenwo:“niyouduoshaoqian?”
taneibiaoqingshifenwanwei,youyizhongqiangliedebishigan,suirandaizhexiaolian,danshihaishijiwoyizhongyouniniexindeganjue。
woshuo:“laoban,nibaogejiama。”
laobandianlediantou,tashuo:“shinidu,haishiguolaobandu?”
zheihaifenren,woxiaoqilaile,woshuo:“wojianbaoshenmejia,guolaobanduyoushishenmejia?”
laobanshuo:“nidua,wopanisizaiwomenkou,guolaobandu,neijiuyiqiehaoshuo。”
wotianzhezuichun,woshuo:“baogejia!”
kanzhewoyansuqilaile,laobanjiushuo:“wushiwan。”
tingzhewushiwan,woxinlijiujuedehaoxiao,zhenshishengrenwangsilizai,tayebupatiandaleipibatajidasile。
woshuo:“wuqian!”
tingdaowuqian,laobanxiaoqilai,tashuo:“guolaoban,yaobushinizaizhei,wozhendedazuibazichouta。”
guojinniandenglelaobanyiyan,tashuo:“neinikeyichouyigeshishi。”
laobanlimasongle,tashuo:“dagouhaiyaokanzhurenshima,wojiuzheimeyishuo,tazheihuataicinaorenle,zheiwuqianheshima?buheshi,nayouzheimehaijiade,guolaobannizijishuoshuokan,shibushi?”
liuhulengshengshuo:“nei**feishenmehua?baogejiabujiuxingle?”
laobanliansebiandeyoudiannankanle,takanzheshitou,chenyinleyihui,tashuo:“shiwan,chengxinjia,niyaoshilianshiwandounabuchulai,niyejiubiewanshitoule,waimianyoulajidui,zaineilimianbala,wosongniwandouxing。”
woshoulijiuwuwankuaiqian,bugou。
“yo,kailekaile。”
wozhengxunsizheni,turantingdaoqiegejineibianshuokaile,wokanzhebushaorendouweiguoqule,shiqilangneikuaishitoukaiqiele。
wokanzheqilangnazheshitouzoudaomenkou,shenshenmimide,zangzheyezhede,neikuailiaoziwodagailvdedouyijingcaidaole,diwanglie。
wokanzheqilangyidiandiandebashitoujidakai,talianshangdexiaorongtebiezu,danshidangliaoziyidiandiandakaideshihou,tadexiaorongmanmandejiangyingle。
“gongxi,diwanglieyikuai。”
bushaorendouzaitabianshangweiguanqihong,wokanzheqilangyouxieqijibaihuai,tadunzaidishang,nazheshoudiandadeng,kanzheliaozishangmimimamadeliewen,yifutongbuyushengdeganjue。
woxiaoleqilai,zheikuailiaozitiankonglanbolizhong,shichangjiazhishaodeguodabaiwanle,kexi,jiushiyinweilietaiduo,meibanfazuoshoushi,tajiuyiwenbuzhi,zheizhongdongxibinidushulehaiyaonanshou。
qilangzhanqilai,bashitoudiuzaiwojiaoxia,tashuo:“nigennibayiyang,jiutamayishuaigui,nidongshenmejianbaoa?haishuozhekuailiaozihao,wogennishuo,ganjinjiwohuijiaqu,biezaizheizhongdifangwan,nichizaogennisiguilaobayiyangchizaosizaizheidajieshang。”
woxiaozhekanzheqilang,dongbudongjianbaowoxinliqingchu,danshiwohenqingchuyijianshi,nikendingbudongjianbao。
qilangshuo:“zuobuzuowodeche?wogaosunia,bieguaiwomeitixinga,niyaoshisizaizhei,nimakejiuwanle,meiyourenlaijinishoushide。”
zheihuatebiecier,woyaoleyaotou,buxianggenqilanghuiqu,qilanglimadakaichemenjiushangchezoule。
guojinnianzaiwoerbianxiaoshengdiwenwo:“zheikuailiaoziyoushenmenanchuma?”
woshuo:“wojiuwuwankuaiqian。”
guojinnianerhuameishuo,tashuo:“wotouziniwuwan,jiwohaohaodu,duyingle,wojiaonizenmefanjiqilangzheizhongren。”
wokanzheshitou,guojinniandehuahenyouren,woxianzaishimeibanfafanjiqilangde,danshiwotebiexiangjitayigejiaoxun。
woshuo:“hao,jiuduzheikuailiaozi。”
wolimabaqiannachulaibaizaizhuozishang,liuhuyebuhanhu,nazhewuwankuaiqianjilaoban。
wozhidaozheikuailiaoziduiwohenzhongyao。
shiguojinnianduiworenshengdediyicitouzi。
yeshiwozoushangrenshengzhengguidediyibu。
zhiyouyongyijuhualaixingrongwodechujing。
一刀天堂。
一刀地狱。
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