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aiqingxiaoshuo《buzhengjingpaohui》，youzhumingzuozheyueliangaichibingjilingqingxinchuangzuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaoxuyaosongtangzhankai，miaoshuleyiduanlingrenxindongdeaiqinggushi。zheibenshuchongmanreqinghelangman，rangduzhechenzuiqizhong。wolvxianyikaimuguang，chuimoukaikou，“xiedianxiashouliuwojiwozhishang，wo……woyijinghaole，dianxiabuyongdanxinwo。”“song**tabuxiangkanjianwo，wojiubuliuxiada……

精彩章节

wochuanchenglenanzhudeweihunqi。dannvzhulingyouqiren，wozheigeweihunqizhishiyigepaohui。

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”“ruguowogangcaidehuarangsong**bushufule，wohenbaoqian，

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suiranwokanbujianlingyiweitingzhongdebiaoqing，danwoqueding，zheiyiboguohou，wozheichixinchiqing，

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tangzairouruanshushideruantashang，chizheyahuanbohaodishangdeputao，woshushidemilemiyan。

“nizhiyonghuoxiaqujiuhaole，dengdaoheshideshijijiechuhunyue，ranhoujiuciyuanlinannvzhu，

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womomolian，tiaoletiaomei。haokanba？haokanjiuduile，bijingyuanzhukeshichulemingdemeiren。“duoxiedianxia。

”“buyong。”piaoguokaidezuishengdeyipianhehuacong，chuankaishichaoanbiankaojin。wokanzheyicedehehuakaikou，

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qiangyanhuanxiaozhe，“dianxiafangxin，wobuhuiqufangainigensong**de。”“tangruodianxiaxiangjiechuhunyuedehua，

wokeyiqugenfuqinshuo。”“haiyou……song**，dianxiaruguoyouxuyaodehua，wokeyibangni！

bangnimen……”xuyaozhongyuzhuanguoletoukanxiangwo，chenjingdemuguangluozaiwoshenshang。woduishangtarumodemouzi，

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shiwozijixiangbangdianxia，xingan……qingyuan。”zheiyangyifuchiqingdemoyang，haishizheiyangyigedameirendechiqing，

zhiyaobushimutou，doudidangbuzhu。xuyaoqingxiaoyisheng，yuqimingxianrouhelejifen，“buyong。

”chuantoupengshanglean，chuanshenduancudehuangyoulexia，guanxingshiran，wowangxuyaodefangxiangdaoleguoqu。

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muguangpenhuodedengzhewohexuyao。woganzaixuyaochushengdeqianyimiaotuikaita，muguangjiqiedezhizhepaozoudesongtang。

“dianxiakuaiqugensongguniangjieshi，tawuhuiwomenle。”xuyaochaowodiandiantou，chaosongtangpaodefangxiangzhuilechuqu。

womanyouyoudexiachuan，yahuanchengkaisanyingguolai，woyukuaidexinshangleyixiahupandejingse，

bujibuhuandezouhuichengxiangfu。4fenhongpaopaohoumianguolejiangjinbangeyue，xuyaodoumeiyouzaiyueguowo。

jingxitongdezhuanbo，tadaizhesongtangchujingchengwanqule。liangrenzaishanjianqima，huahailimanbu，fenhongpaopaomantianfei。

zhuanbowanliangrenzuixinyitiandejinkuang，xitongpingjia，“nidegongfuquanbaifeile，xuyaoyanlizhiyousongtangyiren。

”wodazhehaqianfanlegeshen，jixukaotaiyang，“e，hao，guai，biedaraowoshuijue。”jiemukanwanle，

hentianhenhaokan，kunle，wanan。5anningsizhimouyouguoqujitian，

woquzhaochengxiangfurenshuoyaoquchengwaideanningsishangxiang。chengxiangfurenyilianlianxiciaidedaying，

haijiwosailehaoduoyinzi。“shangwanxiangbuyongjizhehuilai，zaiwaimianzhuanzhuansansanxin。

”wochaochengxiangfurenguaiqiaodediantou。xianzaiwaimianguanyurongwangduiyimingnvzijijinxiaidechuanwenyijingmantianfei，

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yuanzhuhexuyaoshihuangdicidehun，qingyibukejiechu。danyebushimeibanfa，

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wozaianningsizhulexialai，meitianchuleshangxiangjiushidaizheyahuanzaibanshanyaozhuanyou。xitongkanleliangtian，

buquedingdewen，“nishizaizhaoxuyao？”woqinghengyisheng，buzhikefou。

yuanshuliyouyiduanxuyaobeicishaliuluoanningsidejuqing，qiaqiaobeilaishangxiangdenvzhujiule。wotanrandechengren，

wojiushilaijiehude！wodaoyaokankan，zheimingdingdenannvzhu，dangzhenshijianbukecuidema？

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langbeidewozaiyichuzacaoduili。wowuzhuyahuanjinghudezui，dafataqusilijiaoren，

ranhouyilianjinghuangdechaoxuyaopaoguoqu。“dianxia！ni……nishoushangle！”xuyaojingyadekanzhewo，

liansecangbaiyuqixuruo，“nizenme……”woyaozhechunlaqitadeshoubeichengzaijianbangshang，batafuqilai，

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wogangxiangchushenghan，xiayimiaojiubeixuyaowuzhulezui。“biechusheng，shicike。”wojinghuangshicuodequkanxuyao，

cishizheigeqingkuang，woyigerenhennandaizhexuyaopao。neijiaobushengtingzhehenkuaijiunengdaozheili……xuyaotanlekouqi，

cangbaijunmeidelianshangfuqijifenbuheshiyidexiao，“kanlaiwojintianyaozaizaizheile，denghuiwotuozhutamen，

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“niduoquhoumian，denghuishenmeyebieguan，chaozheshanshangpao。”woxikouqi，zhuantouqukanta，yanshenjiqirenzhen，

“dianxiabuhuiyoushide。”xuyaoningqimei，“ni……”wozhuanguotou，

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weiqudianxiazaizheidaiyihui，xiaoqiutaqusilihanrenqule，wochulaidailefulidedafu，yishujihao，

dianxiabuhuiyoushide。”xuyaoshenshouguolaizhuaizhulewodexiuzi，yanweiyouxiehong，xiangshiyouhuaxiangshuo，

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6xuanyabiandexipaolexujiu，wotingzaileyichuxuanyaqian。houmiandeheiyicikezhuanshunjianjiuzhuishanglai，

bawotuantuanweizhu。“rongwang，jinri，bianshinidesiqi！”womeishuohua，zhishilajinletoushangdepifengmaozi。

shanguangdejianciguolai，woceshenbikaishentiyaohai，rangxitongpingbiletongjue。jiancijinwojianbangdetongshi，

xuyaodaizherengandao。wogoulegouchun，fangrenshentidaoxia，xiayimiaojiubeiyigewenredehuaibaojiezhu。

xuyaoqingqinglanzhuwodejianbang，shengyinhenqing，“biepa，benwanglaile。”wosongkaishou，maozihuaxia，

woyangtoukanzhexuyao，yanleiwushengdeliuzhe，“dianxiani……meishitaihaole，

dianxia……wohaoteng……”xuyaodemouguanggengjiarouhe，tataishougaizhuwodeyanjing，“shuihui，xinglejiubutengle。

”wozhuantoumaijintahuaili，rangxitongfangge，henkuaijiushuizhele。7wangfufengboxinglaishi，

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huozheshuo……shizhengchaosheng。“xudage！liudafushuotayijingmeishile，niganmahaishouzheta！

”“tajiulebenwang。”“……neinirangxiarenshouzhetajiuxingle！

wangfuzheimeduoxiarenbuhuirangtachuyidianchacuode！”xuyaomeishuohua，xiayimiaoxiangqisongtangpaokaideshengyin。

xitongfeiguolaijieshi，“xuyaobanidaihuilewangfu，dafujinizhishangdeshihounilazhetadexiuzibusongshou，

suoyitaquanchengpeizhenizhileshang。”wocetoukanlekanjianbangshangyijingbeibaozhahaodeshangkou，lerandedianlediantou。

nvzhuchicule。woxiankaibeizixiachuang，zouqumenkou，ganghaoxuyaokaimenjinlai，woliangzhimianduishishang。

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“zenme**xie？”“a！wo……dianxiashuzui，woshiyile，wozheijiuquchuan！”wokuaisuzhuanshen，

quechedaoleshangkou，jiaoxialiangqiangyixia。xuyaoqingtanlekouqi，shenshouguolaifuzhuwo，“bieji，manmanlai，

xiaoxinshang。”woqiaoqiaocetoukantayiyan，youjikuaideyikaimuguang，zuijiaowanlewan。shenpangderensihuxiaolexia，

wenwendefuzhewozuoxia。chengxiangfuderenlaidehenkuai，yuanzhudegegeyigeduoyudeyanshendoumeijixuyao，

baozhewojiucongcongshangleche。fangfowangfuhexuyaoshishenmezangdongxiyiyang。deque，xuyaozaichengxiangfurenyanli，

jiushizangdongxiyibandecunzai，chengxiangfuyijiameirendaijianta。8nuanyurefengbohoumiandeshijian，

wozaichengxiangfuliyangqileshang。buguowoyemeiwangleshuacunzaigan，worangrenjixuyaosonglekuaipinxiangjijiadenuanyu，

bingfushangyifengxinyimanmanqiefuherenshedexin。xuyaozaonianzaibianguandaibingdazhang，shenshangluoleanshang，

yidaoyinyutiantuijiuhuiteng。zheicihaizaiyutianlipaoleneimejiu，tuikendingtengdelihai。xitongzhuanbozhankuang，

“xuyaobayudaizaileshenshang，beisongtangkanjianle，liangrendachaoleyijia。”wochizheyahuandishangdegaodian，

xingzhibobodejie，“ranhouniranhouni！”“songtangqijilechuailexuyaoyijiao，ranhoupaole，xuyaomeiquzhui。

”wochadianxiaochusheng。wozheibiangangguanxinwantuishangsongshanglenuanyu，

nvzhunijiuzairenjiahaitengzhedetuishangchuaileyijiao……zheihuizheihuanxiyuanjia，buzhixuyaohaihuibuhuimaizhang。

“xiaoqiu，wanshangchizhuti！”“**，ninshanghaimeihao，furenburangnichizheixieyounide。

”woliezhedezuiyixiajiushouhuiqule。meiqu！9denghuixinjizheitian，rongwangfusonglaibaitie，

danbushixuyaosongde，ershixuyaodemuqinzhanglegongzhu。tayuewoshiwudeneiwanquguangdenghui。wodangranbuhuijujue，

shengzhuangdabanleyifanqule。daodeshihou，rongwangfuyijiadouzai，songtangyezai。wozouguoqujigongzhuwenan。

zhanglegongzhuxiaoyingyingdefuqiwo，reqingdelazhewodeshou，“haohaizi，biejushu，jintianhaohaowan。

”woxiaozhediantou，yuguanglipiejiansongtangqifendedenglewoyiyan。wojiazhuangmeikanjian。qianbanduan，

haishiyiqunrenyiqiguang。zhongtuzhanglegongzhubasongtanglazoule，jiuzhishengxialewogenxuyao。renqunhenji，

woliangjinjinaizaiyiqi，zouzhezouzhewobeirenzhuanglexiajianbang，xuyaoshenshouqianzhulewo。

wojiangzheshentibeitalazhezou。zouguozuiyongjideyiduanlu，womenlaidaolehebian，youxuduorenzaiwanghelifanghedeng。

shouhaizaibeiqianzhe，woxiaoxinyiyidetaitouqukanpangbianderen，duishangletadaizheqianxiaodemouzi。

wolenglengdezhengdayanjing，“dian……dianxia？”“xiangfanghedengma？”woyandizhankaixiaorong，buzhudediantou，

“xiang！”xuyaofenfuxiarenqumaihedeng。suihedengyiqimailaide，haiyouzhibi。hedengliyaoxieshangyuanwang，

yiqifangjinheli。wocezheshen，jiazhuangmeikanjianxuyaotouguolaidemuguang，

zaizhishangyibiyihuarenzhendexiexia：yuandianxia，zhanglewuyou。xiewanwozijidougandongle。a！

wozhenshirenjiandiyichiqingren！liangzhanhedenghuanhuanhuirudabudui，chengleneihedengmenghuandenghelideyidian。