zhujiaoshishenxinyingzhengdeshumingjiao《buzhuanglenidiewoshiqinshihuang》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshilaibaoguazizuixinxiedeyibenchuanyuejiakongfenggedexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：“nisuangeshenmedongxi？juranganruciwumieshihuangdi？”daqin，zaijulujunzhiwaideyigezhuangyuanzhizhong，shenxinzhizhezijimianqiandeyigenanren，pokoudama。“ganwenxiansheng，rucishuowo，keshiyouhezhijiao？”zaishenxinmianqiandeneigeren，manliandecuoebuyoudeshangxiadaliangleyifanzijimianqiandeshenxin，zheicaikaikoushuodao，“woguanniyebushipingfanzhibei，zheicaiyunigongshangdashi，yuyujungongmian，hegurucirumayuwo？”...
“xiuyang，youxuyaoshenmelingdanmiaoyao？”
shenxinbuyoudeyaotoushixiao，“xiuyangbianshiyangsheng，jizijianpaiyigezuihelideshenghuo，zaiyinshishang，duozhuyiyidian，chiyidianjiankangdedongxijiukeyile。”
“便是如此简单？”
“当然了。”
shenxintingle，yeshibuyoudexiaoleqilai，“buguo，zheizhongshiqing，shuoqilaijiandan，shixingqilaiqueshibuzenmejiandan。”
“ruoshiqingchuderen，ziranqingchu，huizhebunan，nanzhebuhui。”
“ruoshibierenzuozheizhongshiqing，kongpahaihuinongqiaochengzhuo，zhijiebashihuangdideshentijigaokua。”
“搞垮？”
yingzhengtingwan，queshimanlianbujie，“xiansheng，heweigaokua？”
“搞垮的意思……”
shenxinduizheyingzhengjieshidao，“bianshihuitianfali。”
“原来如此！”
yingzhengtingleyihou，yeshixinqingshifendefuza。
henmingxian，duiyuyingzhenglaishuo，ziranshimeiyoushenmeshiqinghuibitadeshengminggengzhongyaole。
taxianzaizhengzaikaolv，yaobuyaogenshenxinbiaomingshenfen，ranhouzhijiejiubashenxindaijinhuanggongzhizhong，ganjinrangshenxinlaidiaoliyixiatadeshenti，bimiantayihouhuibeigaokuadekenengxing。
“ai，wogennishuozheigeganshenme？”
shenxinbuyoudetanleyikouqi，“fanzhengzanmenliangge，doushibukenengyushihuangdijianmian，shuozheizhongshiqing，youshenmeyong？haiburushuoyixieyouyongdeshiqing。”
“heweiyouyongdeshiqing？”
“有用的事情……”
shenxinshuodao，“wokanneishihuangdijiabengyihou，tianxiadingranhuizaiyicixianruzhanluanzhizhong，zhaoxiong，ruoshinixiangxinwo，neinijiuyaoganjinzuohaozhunbei。”
“哦？”
yingzhengtingleyihou，yeshibuyoudexinzhongyijing。
天下陷入战乱之中？
yaoshibierenruciduitashuodehua，yingzhengjueduibuhuixiangxin。
erqie，zhendeyiweiwangbishouzhongbaojianbulihu？
buguo。zheijuhuacongshenxindekouzhongshuochulai，queshirangshihuangdijiangxinjiangyi。
zhiqianshenxinshuodeneixieshiqing，jibenshangdouzhongle，zaiyingzhengdexinzhong，yijingbazheigeshenxindangchengleyigeyinshiqirenle。
zhiqian，zaiyingzhengdexinzhong，shenxinsuoshuodehua，haishicunzaizheyidingdekenengxingde。
“tianxiaxianruzhanluanzhizhong，zheizhongshiqing，wokanyeweibihuifasheng。”
yingzhengxiaozheshuodao，“jiusuanshishihuangdijiabengle，daqinbuyeyijiushicunzaizhejishiwandedaqinruishima？chaotingzhizhong，yeshiwenwuwushu，dangnianhengsaoliuguozhiweirengzai，zheitianxiayouzenmekenenghuixianruzhanluanzhizhong？”
“zheizhongshiqing，nijiubulejiele。”
shenxinxiaozheshuodao，“daqindemiewang，genwaijiedeguanxibingbuduo，zhuyaodeyuanyin，haishizaineibu。”
“erqie，buzaibieren，zhengshizaishihuangdideshenqian！”
什么？
tingzheshenxindehua，yingzhengdexinzhong，zaiyiciderutongwuleihongding。
erzaiyipangdewangbi，yeshiduizheshenxinlishenghedao，“yaoyanhuozhong，buzhisuowei！”
“你不相信？”
“wodangranshibuxiangxinle！”
wangbixinlimian，nalizhishibuxiangxin？ruguoyaobushiyingzhengliuzaizheili，zhipingjieshenxindehua，jiukeyizhijieshuotashimoufanzhirenle！
“住口！”
yingzhenglishengheleyiju，wangbiyeshibuganshuohuale。
“呵呵……”
yingzhengyeshiganbabadeduizheshenxinxiaoleyixia，“xiansheng，zaixiabujienideshenyi，haiqingxianshengmingshi！”
“meiyoushiqing，xiangshizheigejiahuodekanfa，gujijibenshangshisuoyoudaqinrendexiangfale。”
shenxinbailebaishou，manliandewusuowei，“cubizhiren，ruhenenggoukandeqingweilaixingshi？”
我？
我是粗鄙之人？
wangbitingleshenxindehuayihou，manxindoushinuhuo。
我是个粗鄙之人？
wodefuqinkeshidaqinzhizhong，suoxiangwudidezhanshen！
wozaizhengzhanliuguozhishi，yeshijianliqilaileyichangweidadezhangong，nishuo，wozheiyangderen，shicubizhiren？
“ai，buguoshiyicubizhiren，xianshengwutaduoshuoxieshenme？”
yingzhengshuodao，“zaixiaxinzhong，yeshiwanfenbujie，haiqingxianshengzhijiao。”
“meiyouxiangdao，zhaoxiongduiyucishi，juranyeshiruciguanxin。”
“呵呵……”
“zheitianxiadedashi，yuwoyeshixixixiangguan，zaixiaruhenengbuguanxin？”
yingzhengganbabadexiaozhe，wojiushishihuangdi，duiyuzheizhongshiqing，wozijidoubuguanxin，haixiangyaorangsheiquguanxin？
yingzhengtongyiliuguozhishi，yeshixiongxinzhuangzhizhiren，chuangzaohuangdizhiming，bianshixiangzheershi，sanshi，yizhiyuwanshi！
ershenxinsuoshuodetianxiaxianruzhanluanzhizhong，queshiyerangyingzhengxinzhongyouyixiehuangluan。
ruguoyaoshishenxinsuoshuodeshiqing，doushizhende，neitayingzhenghedaqindeneixiexianzusuozuodeshiqing，budoushibaifeilema？
“xingba，kanzainizheimexiangzhidaodefenshang，neiwojiugennishuoshuoba。”
shenxinxiaolexiao，“shihuangdiduiyuzheiliuguozuoleshenmeshiqing，wojiubuduoshuole，tafanxiadezuidacuowu，jiushilichuzheigeshiqing，tashizaishitaiguoyuyouyule。”
“erzhei，yeshiwanchengleshifendadeyinhuan。”
立储？
tingdaoleshenxindehuayihou，yingzhengdexinzhong，yeshibuyoudeyijing。
“lichu，zheiyoushiweihe？”
“wozhiqianbushiyijingshuoguolema？shihuangdiduiyuliandanzhishi，yichangdechimima？”
shenxinshuodao，“jingguolezheimezhangshijiandetunfuzheizhongjindan，duiyushentiyouhendadeweihaizhichu，henyoukenengjiushitufajibing，zhijiejiabeng。”
“keshi，ruciyihou，zheiguozhichujunruhe？shihuangdijiabeng，daqingengshimeiyouchujun，tianxiayeshiyincixianruzhanluanzhizhong。”
“这……”
yingzhengtingleyihou，lveweiyesikaoleyixia，“wotingshuo，shihuangdidedagongzifusu，yurujiazhirensulaijiaohao，mingshengyeshixianhe，ruoshishihuangdijiabengledehua，dagongzifusuyeshihuijiwei，zheitianxiaruhehuixianruzhanluanzhizhong？”
“fusu？tagouzigema？tanengchengweidiwangma？”
shenxinshuodao，“zheigefusuqueshishimingshengbucuo，keshizheizhendeshishenmehaoshiqingma？erqie，tarujinsuozaidezhenying，rangtashangweidekenengxing，jinyibuxiajiangle。”
“哦？”
yingzhenglianmangduizheshenxinwendao，“zheiyoushiyinweiruhe？”
“daqinbuguoshiganggangjianlieryi，liuguozhiyunierengzaianchuhushidandan，zheigeshihou，chufeinenggourangshihuangdijianchixiaqugeersanshiniandeshihou，rangdaqinzhenzhengdechengweileyigeqiansuoweiyoudejudadiguo，yaoburanjiuxuyaoyigenenggouyongyouzheshihuangdiyibanxinsidechujun，jixudezouwanshihuangdimeiyouwanchengdeshiye，fouzedehua，liuguozhiyunie，dingranhuisihuifuran！”
shenxinshuodao，“fusutakebuxing，tadexinggetairuanruole，duiyurujiadeneixiexiangfapianxin，rujiadeneizhongfangshi，jiusuanshiyouyong，yebukenengyongzairujindedaqinzhishang。”
“huairoudefangfa，kebunengjiejuerujindaqinsuomianduideqingkuang，tazhihuibeiliuguozhiyuniejiliyong，yidandaqinjiaojilefusu，neitadouyoukenengzuoshiliuguofupi！”
“ruoshixiangyaorangdaqinershi，sanshi，qianwanshi，neijiuxuyaoyourenqujiejueliuguozhiyunie，ciwujixuyanxushihuangdidecelve，houlaizhe，bunengcha！”
“嗯！”
tingdaoleshenxindehuayihou，shihuangdiyeshidianlediantou，xinzhongqueshigongmingzhiganjue。
zheixiehua，yingzhengzaojiuxiangyaogenfusushuole。
nifusugenzheixiejiahuonongshenmehuairouzhengce？zheixieliuguozhiyunie，shininenggouhuairouqujiejuedema？
fusudexingge，shizaishitairuanle，yeshibeineixiefurujiyingxiangdeshenyuan。
rujiadeneizhongfangshi，duiyurujindedaqin，genbenjiuyidiandoubuheshi。
daqinshipingjiezheqiangdadebingma，baliuguodetianxiajiduodaolezijideshoulimian，pingjiezhefajiazhilitianxia，ruguoyaoshizaidaqindetianxia，douhaimeiyouzhenzhengdewendingxialaideqingkuangxia，jiuzhijieshishidehua，chulerangtianxiadaluanyiwai，bukenengyoushenmebiedexiaoguo。
zheizhongshiqing，shenxinzheiyangyigeconglaimeiyoujianguozijideren，doushirucideqingchu，zijideneigedagongzi，zenmejiuxiangbumingbaini？
“xianshengsuoshuozhiyan，shizaiyouli。”
yingzhengzhongzhongduishenxindianlediantou，suihou，yeshishuodao，“neiruguoyaobushifusujichengdiweidehua，bushihaiyoubierenma？wotingshuoshihuangdideerzihuhai，congxiaojiuzaichengxianglisineilixuexi，lisizheigeren，fajiaderen，tounaoconghui，shitianxiazhizhongbukeduodederencai，ruoshihuhaijiwei，youdangruhe？”
huhaijiwei，tapeima？tajichenggechuizi！
daqinzaiyuanbendelishishang，bujiushizaizheigehuhaideshoulimianmeidema？
shenxinxiaolexiao，queshiyaoyaotou，“huhai？tajiugengbuxingle。”
胡亥更不行？
yingzhengyouxiechayi，“xiansheng，buzhizheiyoushishenmeyuanyin？”
“huhaibuguoshicizieryi，erqie，tashenbiandeneixieren，doushishenmewanyi？”
shenxinshuodao，“lisihezhaogao，zheilianggerenkebushishenmehaoren，ruoshiyoutamenliangge，huhaijiujueduibukenengwanchengshihuangdidexiangfa。”
李斯？
赵高？
“tamenlianggeweihehuibeixianshengrucishuo？”
yingzhengtingdaoletadehuayihou，yeshibuyoudexinzhongyijin，jinmangduizheshenxinwendao。
“lisizheigeren，zaizhiliguojiazhishang，queshishiyigebukeduodederencai，buguo，zheigerenyouzheyigezuidadewenti，neijiushiduiyuquanshi，yichangdechimitanlian。”
shenxinshuodao，“ruguoyaobushiyinweitanlianzheixiequanshidehua，tayouzenmekenenghuicongchuguolaidaoledaqin？”
yingzhengtingleyihou，buyoudeyaranyixiao。
lisiqueshishiyigetanlianquanshideren，zheiyidian，yingzhengziranshiyichangdeqingchu。
buguo，shenxinzheiyangyigeconglaimeiyoujiechuguotamenzheixierenderen，nenggouzhidaozheixieshiqing，yeshirangyingzhengyouyixiegandaoyiwai。
“lisiciren，queshishiyouyixieguoyutanlianquanshi，buguoruoshinenggoutouqisuohaodehua，fuzuohoushihuangdi，zaichuanghuihuangzhiye，yeshiweichangbukea。”
shenxinshuodao，“nishuodeyedui，buguo，huhaideshenbian，kebushizhiyouyigeta，haiyouzheyigezhaogaodecunzaini。”
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