《buzhuangle!woshidalaodexiaotianxin》zuoweimitangdeyibuhaomenzongcaiwen,wenzhangjiegouhenhao,qianyoufubihouyouzhaoying,renwudexingge、xingweihuolinghuoxian,siluxinqi,zhuyaojiangdeshi:sucanbuwenbuhuodeshengdiaorangchenzhizhishengyinyigeng,danjinjiezhesucandexiayijuhua,rangchenzhizhichadianbaozou。“wodoubuxiannijiaochou,nijiaoqingshenme?”“……
八点整。
nansisizuoweizhuchi,daizhetamenmingrigongyandequmuzoulejinlai。
sishouge,shenglehewudaodezhanbibutong,qufengyeyouhendachabie。
xueyuanmenzijuedianzhaobanjizhanzaiyiqi,jujinghuishendekanzheqianmianbaisemubushangtoufangdemv。
diyishouqumu——《samsara》;
diershouqumu——《lantingxu》;
disanshouqumu——《mengligongzui》;
disishouqumu——《heartbeat》。
guankanxialai,zhiyoudiyishounengrangquanchangranqilai,shengxiasanshoudejiezoupianman,bingqiedoushijingdianqumu,gaibuhaotairongyibeipenle。
nansisi:“sbanyouyouxianxuanzequan,sucan,qinfei,yangqiao,nimensangeshanglianghaolema?”
sucan:“nengbunengzaijiwomenyifenzhong……”
qinfei:“womenxuandiershou。”
sucanzhuantoushuo:“diershouzaigaibianshang,duiwomenlaishuonanduhenda。”
qinfeiaoqidao:“nandudacaiyoutiaozhan。womenshenzaisban,jiuyinggainachujueduideshilijidajiakan。”
sucanliangshengdao:“womenzhiyouzheiyitianshijian,tiaozhanhezuosishiyouqubiede。”
tadeshengyinbuda,qinfeihuaiyizijitingcuole,mouziyideng:“nishuoshenme?”
yangqiaobazheqinfeigebo,rexintixing:“tashuonizuosi……”
qinfeiyongshouzhouguailexiayangqiao,qixiuxiudeshuangshouhuanbaodezhengguoshenzi,hongzheyanjingminleminchunbaochilechenmo。
弹幕——
【tianna,wojiafeifeidouyaobeiqikule,haoxinteng,sucanzenmehuishi?】
【feifeifendouzhidao,feifeishigetebieyaoqiangderen,sucanbushangjin,nenglicha,bietuoleiwojiafeifeia!】
【made,zhenxiangchongjinpingmubaodasucandegoutou!】
【bierendoushibaozhechudaolaide,zhiyousucanxiangzhuyiyangnengchinengshui,yidiandoumeiyoubisaijingshen!】
【aiai,nimenshuowojiasuyebushangjin,nenglichawowuhuakeshuo,danwanguiwannaoguinao,bienashiliangkaiwanxiao。】
【jiushi,suyedefanliangshiququzhunengbiguodema?!】
【nimentaiqiaobuqirenle,guofen!!】
【……】
nansisikanlekantamensangeren,weixiaozhediaojiedao:“《lantingxu》zheishougedegaibianduinimenlaishuoqueshishiyouyidingnandu,youqishishijianhengan。buguoshizairenwei,nimensangenengzaisban,jiushuomingnimenshiyoujueduishilide,daoshiyekeyichangshiyixia。”
yangqiaochuolechuoqinfei,daizhediantaohao:“feifei,neiwomenjiuxuandiershouya?”
qinfeixinlishufulebushao,danhaishibanzhelian:“woshuodeyoubusuan。”
yishijian,suoyourendemuguangdouluozailesucanshenshang,dengzhetazuojueding。
sucanmeiyouluchunankandebiaoqing,fanerpingjingdexiangshiyiwangshui,“shaoshufucongduoshu,womeiyijian。”
弹幕——
【a,wojiaqiaoqiaokezhenshigexiaotianshi。】
【zheishougenanduzheimeda,sucannengwanchengma?】
【xiangshenmeni,wojiasuyekendingbunenga!】
【zanmenjingdengkanzhetaruhetuohoutui,qunzhongdeyanjingshixueliangde,tajinsbanyouduoshaoshuifen,ziranerranjiuxianluchulaile,daoshihouganjindegunchusban!】
【《lantingxu》shenglebufenyouxiqiang,wudaobufenyougudianwu,hahahasuyegujibiaomianwusuowei,neixinzaoyizhuakuangle!】
【buzhidaonengchushenmeyangxiang,yibaziqidaizhule。】
【lailailai,suyefensimenjiuwei,zhunbeijietuzuobiaoqingbao!】
【……sucanfensishifenglema?】
【wojifanxiangdazisunsucan,danganjuesucanfensibiwogenghui。】
gequfenpeiwan,xueyuanmenyedoubeianpaidaoleduiyingbanjidelianxishili。
shenglelaoshihewudaolaoshizaicidenghouduoshile。
dangran,chulelaoshiwai,haiyousuitangjiankaodexingtuiguan。
“laoshimenhao!”qinfeiyijinmenjiuchaozhelaoshimenjulegong,ranhoulianyouhongpupu,duizhexingtuiguandao:“qizong!baichenlaoshihao。”
yangqiaoyanjingliangdegendengpaoyiyang,dazhaohu:“laoshimenhao,qizong,baichenlaoshihao。”
sucanxiangshigefudujiban:“laoshimenhao,qizong,baichenlaoshihao。”
qijiuzhouditoubainongzheshouji,meiyouliren。
baichentaishouhailesheng:“nimenhaoa。zheishougedeshenglehewudaobufennandudouhenda,denghuiernimenbuyaotaijinzhang,zanmanmanlai。”
yangqiao:“ng!xiexiebaichenlaoshi!”
qinfei:“womenhuinulide!”yanjingwangqijiuzhoushenshangmiaolemiao。
苏璨:“……”
sangerenzijuezhanchengyipai。
shenglelaoshibagecifenfajitamen,shuo:“biezheimejujin,lai,zuoxialiao。xiantantannimenduigequgaibiandexiangfa,zaibasheichangnabufencifenpeiyixia。”
jigerenpantuizuozaidishang,kaishitantao。
dacongsucanjinlai,baichenyizhidouzaiyongyuguangguanchaqijiuzhou,qileguai,nanrenshizhongdoubucengtaitoukansucanyiyan。
baichenzhualezhuaerduo,xiangbumingbaisuoxingyebuzijixiaxiang,nachushoujidiankai‘xiangqinxiangaiyijiaren’dequn。
终于有人说话了。
baiyajun:【zheimekuaijiuquedingle?ninalilaideyiju?】
qizixing:【erzia,qijiuzhoujiaohuadehen,nizhangdianxinyan,biebeipianle。】
baiyajun:【guangzhangxinyanjiuwanle?】
qizixing:【nimashuodedui,chulezhangxinyan,zaizhangdiannaozi。】
baichen:【……renherenzhijiannengbunengyoudianxinren?】
qizixing:【nizheihuawendebujiuduoyule,yaoshixinrenni,nimanengbadoudouyepaiguoquma?】
白辰:【…………】
baiyajun:【gezheipailuanni?shuohuanengbunengtongkuaidian。】
baichenzuipiziyizhangyihe,zaixinlimianmamalieliededazi:【qijiuzhoubasucandezhaopianshechengleshoujibizhihesuoping!zheizhonganchuochuodexiaojudong,zhiyouzhendexianrureliandenanrencaihuizuo,suoyiwokendingtaliangbushiyande!!】
qizixing:【meikanchulaiqijiuzhouhaitingmensao。@baiyajun,laopo,yaoburangerzijisucanjigeyi,rangtalikai。】
baiyajun:【@qizixing,nizaoshangdedoujianghenaoziliquleba?zanmenjijigeyi,neinengbidaizaiqijiuzhoushenbiangengzhuanma?nidangneigesucanshabuhuisuanzheibizhanga?】
qizixing:【laopomadedui,laopoyingmingshenwu。】
baiyajun:【@baichen,congxianzaiqi,nijiwoquzhuisucan,buguanyongshenmeshouduan,bashengmizhuchengshufan!】
“啥?!!”
baichenbeizijiamuqindehulangzhicijinghedaoshisheng。
yangqiaoroushengxiyudewen:“baichenlaoshi,nimeishiba?”
baichenshoumangjiaoluandebashoujichuaidouli:“hehehe,mei,meishi。nimenjixu,buyongguanwo。”
shuozhetachezheyibai,qingleqingsangzi,cemuduishangqijiuzhoutanjiudemuguang,tianletianchun,tieguoqu,dishengwen:“ge,nixihuandazirandeyansema?”
qijiuzhoumouseshudiyichen。
baichenhuangranxiangdaoshenme,lianmangpeizuidao:“a!duibuqi,wowangjiniyousemangle,mao,maofanle。”
“滚。”
“haolei!”baichendiantouhayao,maliudelikaileqijiuzhoushenbian,jidaolesucanshenbianzuoxia,guanxindao:“dajiabagecifenhaolema?”
sucandiyishijiandewangpangbiancoulecou,bimianhebaichenzhitijiechu。
buzhidaoshibushicuojue,taganjuebaichenzuoguolaideshihoutebiexiangdongwuyuanlikaipingxiangqiuoudexiongxingkongque。
yangqiaoduleduzui,kunaodao:“haimeiyou,sucanhefeifeidouxiangchangbduan。”
shihaodejihuilaile!baichennaguogecibenkanleyan,fenxidao:“bduanyouhenduoxiqiangbufen,qinfeiwojideniyinsehentian,xiangbijiaoqilaiaduangengshiheni。”
“baichenlaoshi,aduanyijingdingxialaishiwochangle。”yangqiaomangdao。
aduanhebduandecishizuiduode!
凭什么让苏璨唱?
zaishuojiusuanjita,tanengchanghaoma!
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