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第9章
“qianer！wogaosuniao，wodepiantoutengjiushishenfeizhihaode！”zhangxinxinyilianshenmideduizhejiangqianershuodao。
“zheigexiaobuzhengjingdekeshishenyidetudi。”
“suirankanzhebuzhengjing，danshihaishiyouliangbashuazide，nidexinzangshuairuozhenghaokeyirangshenfeibangnikankan。”
“jiuta，zheigexiaopihai？”jiangqianerhuaiyideshuodao。
zaiyipangdeshenfeimanlianheixian。
说他飞哥是小屁孩。
“咳咳！”
shenfeiqingkeleyishenghuanjietacishideganga。
两人向他望去。
jianzheihuoturanbaichuyifushiwaigaorendeyangzi，yizhenbukaopudeganjuedunshiyongshangxintou。
“fenniu！kefourangwojinibagemai。”shenfeikanzhejiangqianershuodao。
tingdaofenniulianggezijiangqianerzuijiaoyouxiechouchu。
zaijiangnankemeiyourenganzheimejiaotajiangqianer，jiulunzhangxinxindexingzi，doushibushengyoudedeng。
hekuangshizhangxinxindehaoguimina。
zaijiangnan，jiangqianerkeshibeichengweixiaomonvdecunzai。
jintianyaobushikanzaizhangxinxindemianzishang，tajiangqianerzaojiuganzheihuole。
buguozhuannianyixiangjiangqianeryouluchuyilianhuaixiao。
duizheshenfeidiaoxidao：“xiaodidi，nixiangmojiejiedeshoujiuzhijieshuoma，buyongneimeweiwande。”
shuozhejiangqianerbianbashounadaoshenfeidemianqian。
zhangxinxinjianleyizhenwuyu，xinliandao：“kuaidiaoxiba，denghuinijiumingbaizheixiaobuzhengjingdeyouduobuhaorele。”
buguozhangxinxinyixiangshenfeiyaomozhezijiguimideshou，yishijianyouyizhongsuanganyongshangxintou。
shenfeijianzhuang，xinliyouxiebuyue。
diaoxinifeige，nifeigeshininengdiaoxiderenma？
wokeshiwomenhuanshanlingdeqingsheng，conglaidoushinifeigediaoxibieren，shenmeshihoulundedaobeirendiaoxi。
shenfeibuzhidaocongnalitaochuyigenyinzhisixianshouzhiyidong，bianbangdaolejiangqianerdeshouwanshang。
jiangqianerjianciyizhenqiguai：“niganma？tingguoyuelaoqianxian，haimeijianzijiqiande。”
shenfeilandelihui，zheigekongzhenmaidebenshi，zheiliangxiaoniuxianranshimeijianguode。
zhangxinxinyejuedeqiguai，tongshihenhaoqi。
“zheijiahuoshenshangdouzanglesha，yinzhenbuzhidaozangneile，zheiyouzhengchugeyinxian，jiugenbianxifayiyang。”
shenfeigezheyinsiganshouzhejiangqianerdexindongmaibo，muguangyouxieningzhongdeshuodao；
“xiantianxingxinzangshuairuo，anzhaochangjiandezhiliaofangfashixuyaogenghuanxinzangde。”
“a？nizenmezhidao？”jiangqianerdaganzhenjing。
“meijiannifeigewozaijinihaomai？”
“zheizheishihaomai？”jiangqianeryoudiansha。
“zheidouxing？！”zaiyipangdezhangxinxinjingya，gezheyinsibamaijiuzhenduanchuzhengzhuangle。
benlaitayiwei，shenfeiyejiushihuidianzhenjiushenmede。
没想到技术这么牛。
jiangqianeryeshijingya，tadouzaihuaiyizheixiaozishibushigenzhangxinxinchuantonghaolelaidouziji。
这太神了。
gujijiangnandeshenyiyuhaidoumeizheibenshi。
“xiaofenniu，jintianxinghaonishiyujianlewo。”
“buranhaizhenmeirennengzhideleni。”
shuozheshenfeishouzhiweiweiyidong，bangzaijiangqianershoushangdeyinsihuidaoshenfeishouzhong。
suihoushenfeirubianxifabantaochuyinzhen，zhazailejiangqianerdexiongkouyijihunshenxueweishang。
dunshi，jiangqianertongkongshousuoyouzaifangda，zhijueyiguruoyouruowudewennuanqixiyongrushenti，neizhongxiongmenqiduandeganjueyexiaoshibujian。
chongchizhejiangqianerquanshendeshiyizhongqiansuoweiyoudeshuchanggan。
gengshiqingxideganjuedao，zijidexintiaobiyiqiangengyouhuoli。
zhangxinxinjingya，zheinashishenyidetudinengzuochulaideshi。
这压根就是神医啊！
“hao，haole！”jiangqianeryilianbukezhixindeshuodao。
“haole？yizhenjiuhaole?”zhangxinxinjinghu。
“zheixinzangshuairuobitapiantoutenghainanzhi，nizenmejizhenjiujizhihaole，wofaneryaotiantianzhazhena?”zhangxinxinwuyudeshuodao，shunjianjuedetiandaobugong。
“yinweinidepiantoutenghenxuanhu，youshishenjingwei，ershenjingmailuoyoubixinzangmailuofuzabaibei。”
“genghekuang，tadezhishixinzangdeyichujingmaidusai，xueyebuliutongerdaozhidexinzangshuairuo。”
“gennidebuyiyang，tazheigekanzhebinideyanzhong，danshijishang，genjuxianyoudeyixuejiqixiangyaochachuneichujingmaidusaishibukenengde。jiusuanshichayezhishixinzangshuairuo，erhenyoukenengwuzhenweiyichuanxing，xuyaogenghuanxinzang。”
“danzuibaobendefangfayejiushigenghuanxinzang，youkenengzaigenghuanxinzangdeguochengzhongqieduandusaidejingmaizaijinxingzhonglian，danxiaofenniudeshentiyouyubierendebutong，xiangzhaodaoxiangbipeidexinzanghennan。”
“suoyisuiranyuchangrenwuyi，danxinzangfangmianbibierenchayibeizhiduo。”
“yesuanshinijiangjiayouqian，nengrangnihuozheimejiu。”
“yaobushiwoyongyinzhenjiasulenidexueyeliutongqiangxingchongpodusaidejingmai，nikenengzhendehaiyaozheiyangdiaozhekouqihuozhe，shuobushangneitianyunqibuhaojiuliangle。”
shenfeiyifulaozhongyidemoyangduizheliangrenshuodao。
“看不出来啊！”
“nipingshineimebuzhengjingzaizheifangmianjingranzheimelihai。”
zhangxinxinwanquanbeishenfeizhenjingle，duishenfeidekanfawanquangaibian。
zheijiahuoyicicideshuaxintadeshijieguan。
jiangqianercishizhenjingdewanquanshuobuchulaihua。
zheigekanqilaibuzhengjingdehuangmaoxiaozi，jingranbijiangnandezaishishenyiyuhaiyulaoqianbeihailihai！
“shenfeiniyaobuyaole？”jiangqianerzhuantoukanxiangzhangxinxin。
“a？!”zhangxinxinbeijiangqianerturuqilaideyijuhuawenmengle。
“什么要不要了？”
“niyaoshibuyaodehuarangjiwoba！”jiangqianerkanzheshenfeishuangyanfangguangdeshuodao。
“wojiangjiaquegeguye。”
jiandaobaole，zheijiahuojiushigexumingjia！
erqiezheimebangdeqingniancaijunbuzhuazhulejiufeile。
tajiejiechangchanggaosutayudaoyouxiudenanhaizi，xianpaodaoshouzaishuo。
“aiwoqu，jiangqianer，nizheishiqiaoqiangjiaoa？haizheimemingmuzhangdande？”zhangxinxinyouxiejile，dunshijianyoudianhouhui。
“shajiaoqiaoqiangjiao，zanmenzheijiaogongpingjingzheng，nimenshishangchuanglehaishijiewenle？”jiangqianerbuganshiruodeshuodao。
shenfeijiancizuijiaoyizhenchouchuzheijiushisuoweidesuliaoguimima？
cishidaliangrenneiyouxianqiandeduonianweijianlaoyoudemoyang，mingmingjiushilianggexiaoguniangzaiqiangnanpengyousuishidouhuidongshousiqilaideganjue。
zhengzaishenfeixiaxiangzhiji，turanganjuezuichunyiwenyizhongtiantiandeganjue。
dingjingyikan，jingfaxianzhangxinxinzheixiaoniubaozhezijiqinleqilai。
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