xiaobianjidajiadailaizhujiaoshilishulanmengdexiaoshuo,shumingjiaozuo《buzhuangle,wodieshidaxiashoufu》,zuozheshizuijinrenqihengaodejianbai,xiaoshuojiangshule:“meishi,haiyaoganxielaobanzhangduocitiwojieweini。”zhangtianyugengjiacankui。tameicikansibanglishu,qishizhishibuxianghuilezijilaohaorendemianzi,bingbushizhenxinshi……
zheigongzuopaishang,qingqingchuchuxiezhe:huameigongsixiaoshoubujingli—lishu。
“li……lijingli?”wangjieshuohuadeshengyindouzhandouleqilai。
“lijingli,niyaoguolaizenmebushuoyisheng,woyehaohaohaozhaodaizhaodaiyixiania!xiaohuang,gankuaikaimen,ranglijinglijinlai。”
lishulenghengleyisheng。lengmoshuodao:“bubile!bingqie,niliangyihouyebuyongdaozheililaishangbanle!womenhuamei,buxuyaonimenzheizhonggouyankanrendegou!”
wangjieliansedabian,likeaiqiuqilai:“lijingli,zheishishiwomenbudui,womengai!qiunile,buyaokaichuwomen。”
“he?gai?wanle!”lishuxinyiyiding。
tanachudianhua,dajiyinrong,“yinrong,jianglishuijingyuandefuzerenhebaoan,chele!dui,jiushuowoshishuode!tamenbupeidaizaihuamei。”
yinrongneibian,queyouyixiechiyi。dao:“lijingli,nibuzhidao,wangjieshishentianlingongziqinzianpaixialaideren,womenshibushi?”
lishuyileng,zenmenadouyoushentianlindeshi。
yikanlishudawandianhuahoufaleng,wangjieyoudeshiqilaile。taxiang:yidingshilishuzhidaolewoyushengongzideguanxi,bugandongwole。
tayouzhigaoqiangleqilai,duilishuxixiaodao:“lijingli,biefeijingle,nidongbulewo。zheiyang,womenzheicirencuole,xiaciyidinggai,zheicideshiqing,jiuyibimoguozenmeyang?daolimianhebeichaba?”
kandaowangjiezheifuxipixiaoliandeyangzi,lishuyueqibudayichulai。
buguanjintianzheigewangjieshisheideren,lishudouchedingle!
“buguanshisheideren,douche!shentianlinyaoshiwenqi,nijiushuoshiwobande,rangtalaizhaowo!”
李舒挂断了电话。
erwangjie,yidiandoubuyiweiyi,xixiaodao:“lijinglimanzou,busong!buyongfeizhouzhangle,woganbaozheng,mingtianwohaiyijiudaizaizheili。”
“走着瞧!”
“luyi,zou!zheifang,womenzanshiyebuyongmaile。”
youzheimeyichashi,lishumaifangdexinsiyidiandoumeiyoule。buguanzenmeshuo,zheihuameijituanxianzaiyesuanshizijiachanyele,meixiangdaoxiamianjingranshizheifuangzangqipai。
shenjiazaihuachengzhishouzhetian,buzhidaodixiahaiyouduoshaoqitadeangzangshi。
“huigongsi,woyaokankan,woxiaoshoubudoushixieshenmeyangderencai。”
wangjiezheishi,kendingbushiouran。zheiyigeshoufangchuyouzheiyangderen,neiqitashoufangchuyehaobudaonaqu。
“yaokaibuleyigewangjie,wozheigexiaoshoubudejinglijiusuanbaiganle!”lishuxinfenfendao。
lishuzheibiangangzou,jiaoxiaohuangdebaoanjiuwenxianglewangjie:“wangjingli,womenhuibuhuibeikaichu?renjiakeshiwomendedingtoushangsia!”
wangjiepailepaixiaohuangdejianbang,shuodao:“nijiufangyibaigexinba!talishu,dongbulewo!nizhidaowoshisheima?wokeshishentianlingongzidexiaojiuzi!woxianzaijiujiwojiefudadianhua……”
huameidasha,yinronglaidaoleshentianlindebangongshiwai。
yaokaichushentianlinanpaixiaquderen,tameiyouzheigedanzi。
zheijitian,gongsidezongjinglishenqihao,daozongbuquchuchale。shentianlinzanshiweigongsidedailizongjingli,yijingzaiguanligongsisuoyoudeshiwule。
“请进。”
尹容走了进去。
yinronghaimeikaikou,shentianlinxianwenle:“yinrong,zenmehuishi,sheiyaokaichuwangjie?”
wangjieyijingjishentianlindaguodianhuale。shentianlinxinhunyaner,haoburongyicaijiangwanghongyudetangdian**legongsi,meixiangdaohaimeishangjitianban,jiuchuanlaiyaobeirenkaichudexiaoxile。zheishiyaochuanchuqu,rangshentianlindemianziwangnage。
“shenzong,buguanwodeshia。shilishushuode,zheibu,wojiulaixunwennideyijianlema。”yinrongjimangdao。
李舒!
又是李舒!
shentianlinxintouhuomiaoyijingkaishishengteng。
zheijiri,daochudoushilishudeshi,erta,yeduilishuzanzheyiduziqini。
youxiashuzaimianqian,shentianlinbuyuanshitai,jiangxinzhongdefennuyalexiaqu,wenyinrong:“yinrong,niyeshiwomenhuameihuachenggongsidelaorenle,yinggaixinliyoupu。wowenni,lishudaogongsiyihou,biaoxianzenmeyang?”
“shenzong,wojiubumingbaizongjinglile。zheigelishu,shenmenenglidoumeiyou,jiushigeyoushouhaoxianzhitu,wobuzhidaotazenmehuidangwomenxiaoshoubujinglide。daogongsizheijiri,tashenmegongzuodoumeiyouzuoguo,meitianchuquwan,bingqiehaianchaleyigetadeshenmexiongdi。”
yinrongzheixiehuayijingzhunbeilehenzhangshijianle,dengdejiushizheiyiri。taburanglishuzuorenhedegongzuo,yeweidejiushizheiyiri。
guoran,shentianlintingwan,paizhuoerqi。
yinrongdehua,henheshentianlindeweikou。taxiangshoushilishu,yebushiyiribanrile。
“wofuqinzhenshiyumei!zhenbuzhidaozenmexiangde,huiranglishujinhuamei!jintianwofuqinbuzai,zheiliwoshuolesuan,womenhuameibuyangfeiwu!jingrangankaichuwoxiaojiuzi,zhenyiweigongsishitajiakaidelema?yinrong,nijiaolishulaijianwo。”
yinrongdao:“lishuzaoshangjiuchuqule,daoxianzaidoumeiyouhuilai。”
shentianlinlianshangyoulexiaorong,tazhengchouzhaobudaokaichulishudeliyouni,zheibuliyoujiulailema,yigegongsidebumenjingli,wugukuanggongjiushizuihaodeliyou。
“yinrong,nizheijiujilishudadianhua,rangtalaijianwo。”
“buyongdale,wozaizhei。”lishudaizheluyi,zhenghaogangzoujinlai。
tabenlaidaogongsiyaozhaoyinrongwenkaichuwangjiedeqingkuang,jieguotingdaoyinronglaizhaoshentianlinle,biangenleshanglai。
“hao!lishu!nilailejiuhao,woyaowenwenni,zuoweixiaoshoubudejingli,weishenmeyaokuanggong?weishenmeyaojiangshoutousuoyougongzuodoujiaojiyinrong,zijiyidiangongzuodoubugan?”shentianlindao。
lishukanxiangleyinrong,yinrongditoubuyu。
lishulengxiaoyisheng,xinliyijingyouxiemingle,ganqingzheimeduori,yinrongbingbushibangziji,ershizaojiuxiahaoleyigetaorangzijiwanglizuan。
“meigangongzuozheige,wochengren。”lishudao。
“jiranchengren!neijiujuanpugaizouren!womenhuameibuyangxianren!”shentianlindao。
“hao,shengongzi!nilihai!gankaiwo。woren,danwoyaowenni,shisheijinidequanli,keyisuiyiancharen。neigewangjie,mingmingjiushige**,weishenmeyaoweihuta?huameihuachenggongsisuiranshinifuqinjingying,danyebushinishenjiadechanyeba!nimenyuanyizagaojiuzagaoshime?”lishuzhiwendao。
“lishu,qingnirenqingzijideshenfen!nibuguoshigongsiyigezhiyuan,womenzenmezuo,hailunbudaonichazuiba!”shentianlindao。
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