renqijiazuo《buzhuangle，woshibaoan，wuxingshangjiang！》，jinlaishoudaolefeichangduodeduzhemenzhichi，zhuyaorenwufenbieshiqinyuzhangsan，shiyoudashenzuozhechengziheyouzijingxinbianxiewanchengde，xiaoshuowuguanggaobanbenneirongjianshu：“gangcaiwoyongwolaodieershinianshoumingxiangshangtianqidaojiwoyigehaotianfu，wohuaiyiwonengjuexingbjitianfujiushigenzheigeyouguan。”qinyu：“(๑……
dongnanxingshengxunyesizongbu。
zuidingcengdebangongshinei，yiweishuangbinfabai，danjingshenjueshuo，yanshenwanruoyingsunbanfengruidelaorenzhengzuozaishafashang。
erzaitademianqian，tongyangzuozheyiweishenzhetangzhuangdelaoren。
“laotanga，shenmefengbanichuidaozheilaila？”
qinqingshandijilemianqiantangzhuanglaorenyibeicha，xiaohehediwendao。
tangzhuanglaorenjieguochabei，weiweiminleyikoucha，xiaozheshuodao：
“bixiapaiwodaochuanyuneibianbandianshiqing，tujingzheili，jiuxiangzhezhenghaoshunlujianyitangnizheigelaojiahuole。”
“duile，wojidenisunzijinnianshibasui，jintianyinggaishitatianfujuexingdeshihouleba？”
“nizheigedangyeyedebuqukankan？”
qinqingshantingdaozheili，lianshangdexiaorongdunshiyizhi，wunaidiyaoyaotou，tankouqidao：
“youshakekande，juexingyinzi0.1，nengjuexinggedjitianfu，dousuanshiwomenlaoqinjiazufenmaoqingyanle。”
tangzhuanglaorenwenyan，yeshiyouxieyihandetankouqi：
“haizishigehaohaizi，jiushimeiyoushenmexiuliantianfu，kexile。”
“buxiangwoneigesunzi，huaxindehen，nikanzheiquniangangshangdaxue，jiujiwojiaoleershijigenvpengyou，gaochuhaojigezhongsunlai，jiusuanjuexinglegeajitianfunengyoushayong？”
qinqingshan：“(╬￣min￣)tu”
他算是看出来了。
zheilaojiahuoshundaoguolaikantazheigelaopengyoushijia，guolaixuanyaotasunzicaishizhen。
“咚咚咚！”
jiuzaicishi，menwaixiangqiyidaoqiaomensheng。
“进。”
yiweishenzheheisexizhuangdezhongniannanzihuanbuzoudaoqinqingshanshenpang，fuxiashen，dishengdao：
“qinxunshi，ninsunzijuexingleajimuxitianfu-fusuzhimu。”
“什么！？”
qinqingshantongkongdunshifangda，zhenjingshishenzaiyuandizuzusanmiaozhong。
dansuiji，bianshihuiguoshenlai，yongzhejidukuazhangdeyuqidashengdao：
“nishishuowosunzijuexinglejikongzhihezhiyuyuyishen，zuyipaijinajifuzhuxitianfuqiansandefusuzhimu？”
中年男子：“……”
唐装老人：“……”
zheiyike，qinqingshanlianshangneimanmianchourongyeshishunjianyanxiaoyunsan，querdaizhideshiwubizhangkuangdexiyue。
zhijiantadeerlangtuidouranqiaoqi，shuangshoudazaihoubeideshafayishang，kanxiangmianqiandetangzhuanglaoren，manlianxiaoyididiaokandao：
“aiya，laotang，nishuozheimingyunyoushihouhaizhenshenle，jingrannengrangyigejuexingyinzizhiyou0.1dexiaozijuexingajitianfu，nishuozheizhaosheishuoliqu？”
tangzhuanglaoren：“(*￣︿￣)”
“e，duile，laotang，nisunzijuexingdeajitianfuhaoxiangshipaimingajidongwuxidi12detianfu，jinganglangwangba？”
“suirangenwojiasunzijuexingdepaijinajifuzhuxitianfuqiansandefusuzhimuhaiyouxiechaju，danyesuanbucuola。”
tangzhuanglaorenzuijiaomengranyichou。
tabeiyanqianzheilaojiahuoliyaleyibeizi，zheicihaixunsinengcongtasunzishenshangzhaohuidianchangzi，queshimeixiangdaojingranzheimelipu？
“e，laoqina，wohaiyoushi，jiuxiangaocile。”
liuxiazheijuhua，tangzhuanglaorenbianshikuaibulikaile。
zheipobidifangtashiyikeyebuxiangdaizhele。
“hahaha，neiwojiubusongla，laotang。”
kanzhetangzhuanglaorenchibiekuaibulikaideshenying，qinqingshanhahadaxiaoqilai。
huoledabanbeizi，dancongweiyouyikexiangxianzaizheibanshushuangguo！
……
lingyibian，juexingcaochangzheibian，yijingshixianrulechedidefeiteng！
“**！zheitemezaidouwoba？juexingyinzi0.1dounengjuexingajitianfule？？？”
“bugongping，bugongping，wuwuwu〒▽〒”
“gangcaineigeshuoyaodaolichinongshitdetongxueni？ganjinzhanchulai！”
“duia！dengzhekannichina！”
“e，woshuodeshiqinyuyaoshinengjuexingbjitianfudehuawochi，dantaxianzaijuexingdeshiajitianfua。”
“吁~~~”
suoyourenmanlianjidudikanzhezhanzaijuexingtaishangdeqinyu，jidudehoucaoyadoukuaiyaoyaosuile。
这小子是真该死啊！
凭啥啊〒▽〒！！！
kanzheledianledianzouhuilaideqinyu，shenweitadebanzhurendelimuxiacikeyijingbuzhidaogaishuoshale。
jintianjitasuozaochengdechongjishizaishitaidale，shushishixiaodaola**—jitakaileyanle！
liudamaokanzheqinyu，yilianyouyoudidao：
“xiongdi，shuoshihuaba，zhelenilaobaduoshaoyangshou？”
“额……五十……”
刘大毛：“6！”
……
youguoleshijifenzhong，tianfujuexingyishiyeshizhongyujieshu。
xiaozhanglipingzoushangtaiqian，kaishijinxingbimuzhici。
jingguolejifenzhongjiweiwuliaodebimuyanjiangzhihou，lipingsuijiyeshixiaozhegaoshengshuodao：
“xiamianrangwomenzheiyicijuexingajinaizhiyishangtianfudexueshengshangtaifabiaoganyan。”
“啪啪啪！！！”
bansuizheyizhenguzhangsheng，linqingxue，qinyu，wanghao，lijunsirenyeshiyicizoushangtailai。
李平随即笑着道：
“xiamianxianrangwomenzheiyicijuexingjiangnanshilishishangdiyiweisjitianfudelinqingxuetongxuefabiaoganyan。”
“芜湖！”
“nvshen！nvshen！nvshen！”
zhongrendoushibujindashenghuanhuhecaizheguqizhanglai。
raner，linqingxuedelianpangrengjiushineifujiweipingjingdebiaoqing，dandandao：
“womeishenmehaoshuode。”
李平：“……”
“hahaha，kanlaiwomendelinqingxuetongxueyijingshiyouxiejidongdeshuobuchuhualaileni。”
“haode，xiamianzairangwomendelijuntongxuefabiaoganyan。”
xiamianyoushiyizhenguzhanghecaisheng。
lijunzoushangtaiqian，miandaixiaorongdihuilehuishou，suijibianyoushirelailetaixiayizhongmimeidejianjiaohuanhu。
“nengzhanzaitaiqian，wohenrongxing……”
sanfenzhonghou，youshiyizhenguzhangshengxiangqi，lijunyeshiweiweijugong，tuilehuiqu。
“haode，xiamianzairangwomendewanghaotongxuefabiaoganyan。”
yishenjianzirou，kanqilaiyouxiehanhandewanghaozoushangtaiqian，youxiejinzhangdidao；
“an，anyebuzhidaoshuosha，anjiuganxiexuexiaohelaoshidezaipei，anyidinghuibufudajiaqidai，gengjianulide！”
“好！”
“王浩好洋的！”
taixiayoushiyizhenhuanhuhecai。
wanghaozuoweiyigecongnongcunlaideputongjiatingdehaizi，nengzoudaojintianzheigedibu，tadekekuhenuli，zhongrendoushikanzaiyanzhongde。
suoyi，duiyutajuexingajitianfu，dajiameiyouxianmu，zhiyoujingpeihezunzhong！
lipingkanxiangwanghaodeyanzhong，yeshichongmanlexinweihexinshang。
zheihaizideqinfen，tayeshikanzaiyanzhongde。
rujinnengshouhuohaojieguo，tayeshizhendehenweitagaoxing。
“haode，xiamianrangwomenyouqingzuihouyiweideqinyutongxuefabiaoyanjiang。”
“吁~~~”
taixiadunshichuanlaileyizhendexusheng。
秦羽：“？？？”
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