《beizhanvhaisihouzhongsheng，woshafengle》shiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youzuojiaqixiaoyuchuangzuo。gushiweiraozhechenfanbaimanningzhankai，jieshilechenfanbaimanningdemaoxianyuchengzhang。zheibuxiaoshuojianjujincoudeqingjieheshenduderenwusuzao，weiduzhedailaileyichangshijueshengyanhexinlinglvcheng。“hahaha，yigefeiwuyexiangjingxuanzonggong，pabushideshixinfengleba？”“nimoguojichuangma？nizhidaokaiguanzainama？shenmedoubu……。
第6章
kandaochezidaohuiyuandi，zhongrenjiebeijingdemudengkoudai。
chementongshikaiqi，baimanningsanrenmanlianbushuangdexiache，baizhenjunxiaolianjiangyingdezoudaochenfanmianqian：“xiaofan，kuaishangche，zanmenhuijiaba！”
tashuozhelakaichemen，taohaodekanxiangchenfan。
“wocao，womeikancuoba，baichanghuadesijijingduiyigeruanfannanrucigongjing？”
“zheizenmehuishi，nandaozheichezhenshichenfande？”
“bukeneng，tabuguojiushibaichanghuayangdeyitiaogoueryi......”
zhongrenfenfenjiangyihuoqieqidaidemuguangluoxiangbaimanning。
baimanningjianzhongrenkanguolai，xinlihenbudedangchangnongsichenfan，danmianshangyijiubiaoxianchugaoaoshentai。
“chenfan，kuaishangcheba，woyouhuayaogennishuo。”
baimanningchaochenfanshuowan，youmanliankuijiudekanxiangpeiyunqing：“yunqing，nixianhuijia，yixieshidengwochulihao，zailaigennishuo。”
peiyunqingtanjiumuguangpieleyanchenfan，guzuoqingsongdeshuodao：“meishimanning，nibieweinan，huijiahouyoushenmehuadouhaohaoshuo。”
baizhenjunlikejiehua：“peishaobukuishishidatide，womenbaixiaojiexinshan，burenxinzheiyangdiuxiaxiaofanbuguan，haiqingpeishaoduoduotiliang。”
peiyunqingweixiaodedianlediantou，tuiletuijinbianyanjing，muguangyinyu。
众人这才明白过来。
“wojiushuoma，chenfanyigeruanfannanzenmekenenghuiyouzheimehaodeche。”
“baichanghuajiushirenmeixinshan，yaoburandangchuyebuhuishouliuchenfanzheizhongfeiwu。”
“buzhiganendebaiyanlang，jinwanguohouxiangbitajiugailiuluojietoule......”
tingzhezhongrenchaofengsheng，chenfanquelandedali，jingzhizuoshangleche。
baimanningxiongmeiyebudengchenfanshuohua，lianmangshangche，kuaisuyijiaoyoumenshilixianchang。
peiyunqingmusongchezikaiyuan，henhenyaoya。
chenfan，jinwanguohou，manningjuebuhuizaishouliuni，daoshinilunweisangjiazhiquan，wokannihainengnashenmelaigenwozheng！
cheshang，chenfanmianselengdandekanxiangbaimanning：“congmingtiankaishi，nizijidacheshangxiaban，wodechebuhuizaiyounideweizhi。”
jiashizuoshangdebaizhenjunconghoushijingpieleyanchenfan，yandidaizhenongnonglengyi。
baimanningmeitoujinzhou：“chenfan，nidaodixiangganma？wodoushuoleyuanliangnile，niweihehaizaiwuliqunao？”
“我无理取闹？”
chenfanxiaole：“baimanning，wozuocuoshenmele，xuyaonilaiyuanliangwo？”
“ni......wozhidaonijiduyunqing，kegentadadushinitide，youbushiwosongyongde，niweiheyaojiangqisadaowotoushang？”
baimanningxinliyanejilechenfan，danmianshangquebaichuyifushoulehendaweiqudeyangzi。
chenfanmuguangweimi：“nijuedewoshiyinweijidupeiyunqing，suoyicaizheiyangduini？”
“nandaobushima？yunqingshizanmenchangjishuzuihaodegongchengshi，zonggongzhiweikendingshitade。”
baimanningshuodao：“chenfan，woquannizaihaohaokaolvxia，zuihaofangqijingxuanzonggong，fouzedaoshihoudangneimeduorendemiandiurenxianyan，kebieguaiwomeitixingni。”
“zheimeshuo，wohaidexiexienidetixingle？”
chenfanxiaorongwanweidekanxiangbaimanning，shangyishidezijijianzhizhuyoumenglexin，zheinvrendangzhezijidemianhaobulinsekuazanbiedenanren，kezijilengshijuedetashuodedui，duitayantingjicong。
shenzhiweilequyuezheinvren，haijiangpeiyunqingzheizhonglajicongjicengpogetibadaogaoceng，xianzaixiangxiang，shangyishizijidagaishinaoganqueshile。
“xiejiubuyongle，zhiyaonijizhuwoshiweilenihaojiuxing。”
baimanninglengxiaodao：“yihoubiezaishuaxiaohaizipiqi，wodoudayingzhujinnijiale，nihaiyaowozenmeyang？zhiyuyunqing，wozhishixinshangtadejishu，wohetazhijianwanquanqingqingbaibai，nijiubiezaihusiluanxiangle。”
baizhenjunyeshishiquandao：“shiaxiaofan，manningduinicaishiyixinyiyide，zanmenzuoweinanrendadudian，xianzainagenvrenshenbianhuimeijigelanyanzhijiya！”
“lanyanzhiji？xinshangtadejishu？”
chenfansixiaofeixiao：“neinishijuedewodejishuburupeiyunqingle？”
“zheibushimingbaizhema？”
baimanningbujiasisuo：“yunqingdejishushiquanchangzuihaode，nilianchejiandoumeijinguo，zenmenenggentabia！”
chenfanxiaodao：“woshibuhuituichuzonggongjingxuande，ruguopeiyunqingnengyingwo，zonggongzhiweineiziranshitade，sheiyeqiangbuzou。”
baimanninglengxiao：“nihaizhenshibudaohuanghexinbusi，neinijiudengzhebeisuoyourenchaoxiaoba！”
taxianzaiyuefaduandingchenfanshizaizhengfengchicu，caihuiguyijingxuanzonggong，kexiya，nizuozaiduoyezhishilaoniangyanzhongdetiangoueryi，yunqingcaishilaoniangzuiai。
xiangyonghuazhongquchonglaiboyanqiu，yingqulaonianghaogan，chenfanachenfan，nihaizhenshibuziliangli！
chenfankanzhebaimanningneiyilianaojiaomoyang，qiangrenzhemeixiaochushenglai。
qishizhongshenghuilai，tawanquankeyikuaidaozhanluanma，jiangbaimanningdengrentongtongdaxiadiyu，danneiyangyilaiweimiantaiwuqulexie。
fanzhengzijiyanxiazaibinhaifenchangyemeishenmedashiyaozuo，neijiupeinimenhaohaowanwan，xiangdangfujiadaxiaojie？xiangdangzonggongchengshi？
ji，doujinimen，jiukannimennengbunengjiedezhule！
henkuai，maibahekaijinlebieshutingchechang。
baimanningzhengjinweizuo，dengzhechenfanlaijitakaichemen，qiliaochenfanxiachehouquejingzhiliqu，qidetahenhenzuanquan。
baizhenjunhuyidao：“manning，zheitiangoujintianchicuoyaole，zenmeganjuetaduiniaidabulide？”
pingrilichenfandouhenbudeguidishangjibaimanningtianxie，zenmejintianrucifanchang？
“duiwoaidabuli？nihaizhenshigaokantale。”
baimanninglengxiaodao：“tazaiwoyanlijiushitiaogou，xiangduiwowanyuqinguzongzheiyizhao，tayepei？”
congzuowandaoxianzaiweizhi，chenfandezhongzhongfanchangbiaoxian，zaitayanli，wufeijiushixiangbianxiangxiyintazhuyi，suobiaoxianchulaidezhuoliejiliangeryi。
zheirangtayuefachongmanzixin，renweizijiwanquannaniezhulechenfan。
baizhenjunhuangrandawu：“yuanlaishizheiyang，wohaiyiweinimenchushenmewentile。”
tahuafengyizhuan：“buguoniyedezhuajinshijian，ganjinjiangtasouguaganjing，zheisijiwoshiyitianyebuxiangganle。”
“fangxinba，yiqiedouzaiwozhangkongzhizhong。”
baimanningkanzhechenfanzouyuanbeiying，lenglengyixiao：“buyongduojiu，wobihuirangzheijiahuosiwuzangshenzhidi！”
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