《bozong,shanhunma?quyisongsan》wanquanrangduzheruxi,buguanshijiangnanqingboxiuyanderenwukehua,haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai,meiyizhangdouhendadongren,rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu,《bozong,shanhunma?quyisongsan]》suojiangdeshi:nanrenbiaoqinglenglie,hunshensanfazhecigudehanyi。ertaqueredefakuang,hunshenxiangbeiliehuofenshao。tapinmingdixiangtakao……
di10zhang:nixiangzenmeweiwohulishenti?
zheihuayichu,boxiuyandengshilengzhu,haiyiweizijitingcuole。
dangxia,sixiaofeixiaodikanzhejiangnanqing,wen,“nisuoweide‘huli’,shishenmeyisi?nixiangzenmehuli?”
jiangnanqingdebiaoqing,yaoduozhengjingjiuduozhengjing,wanquanmeijuede,zijizheihuashuodeyouduoaimei。
taneishuangbikongruxidemouzi,yizhabuzhadihuishizheboxiuyan,“wokanniyanjinglimianyouhongxuesi,yanzhouhaifanzhedandandeheiyanquan,gangcailanishoushi,wuyijianpengdaolenidemaibo......wofaxian,nimaixiangxufuwenluan,shentikongxu。zhongzhongjixiangbiaoming,nizhangqishimian,erqieshifeichangyanzhongdeneizhong,yijingkaishiyingxiangshentijiankangle。”
boxiuyantingdaozheihua,shentiweibukejuedizhenleyixia,biaoqinglveyouxiejinbeng,sangyinbuzijuetianlejifenlengyi。
“你感觉错了!”
jiangnanqingbiaoqingyansu,“bukeneng!womomaixiang,yixianghenzhun!bumannishuo,womuqinyiqian,shiyejiedingjiandeyisheng,zaiyixuelingyushang,youhengaodechengjiu。jiangshijituandangchujiushikaotayanfadeyao,caiqijiade。
erwo,congxiaogenzhemuqin,errumuran,jiashangdaxueshiyexuedezheigezhuanye,xianzaiyijingjichengletashizhibajiudebenshi,juebukenengchucuo!”
boxiuyanjiantashuodeduding,buyouyoudianchushen。
meixiangdao,zheinvren......juranhaiyouzheibenshi!
dankaoneiduanzandechumo,jiujiangtaqingkuang,kandeqiqibaba。
taqueshizhangqishimian,qieyanzhongdaoxuyaokaoyaowu,cainengmianqiangrushui。
zhishizheileiyaowu,yongjiule,yehuichanshengkangxing。
meicishuigeyiliangxiaoshi,jibenjiuguoleyaoxiao。
duiyuboxiuyanlaishuo,meitianshuimianbuzu,shizuitongkudeshiqing。
yinweizheiyang,tajingchangpiantoutong,zhenggerenbeizhemodeqingxushikong。
jiuerjiuzhi,shentidizi,ziranyeshouleyingxiang......
jiangnanqingjiantayishengbuhang,yiweitabuyuanyi,dangxiagaikou,“ruguonibuxiang,yemeiguanxi,wokeyiyongbiedebuchangni。”
boxiuyandaoshihuiguoshenle。
shishishang,taduiyuzhiliaozheishier,yijingbubaoxiwang。
danjiangnanqingyilianrenzhen,tabuzhidaozenmede,guishishenchadi,jiuyinglexialai,“wotongyi。”
jiezhe,tadunledun,yiyousuozhi,dao:“suoyi,nisuoweide‘hulishenti’,shizheigeyisi?”
jiangnanqingbumingsuoyi,“buranni?niyiweishishenmeyisi?”
薄修宴觉得好笑。
tazheixiaoqizi,haizhenshichidundekepaa!
tawunai,zhihaoshuodao:“jinhou,buyaohuluangenbiedenanrenshuozheizhonghua,henrongyizaochengwuhui。”
误会?
这有什么好误会的?
jiangnanqingbenlaihaiyitouwushui,buguo,huanleyihuier,jiuzhuanguowanle。
talianjia“shua”deyixiahongle,erduoyeranshangleyicengfenhongse,jiongpodebuxing,“wo......wogenbenbushineigeyisihaoba!!!”
fourenwan,tayejuede,gangcaizijineihua,dequeshiyouxieaimei,bujinyouxieaonao。
boxiuyankanjiantaxiunaodexiaobiaoqing,xinqingmomingjiuhaoleqilai,zuijiaoqinggou,“ng,woxianzaizhidaole,huiquba。”
shengpayuemoyuehei,jiangnanqingzhinengbizuikaiche。
tababoxiuyansonghuilanyuefumenkouhou,jiuqujianlvshile。
boxiuyankanzhecheweixiaoshi,zhengzhunbeihuiliuhaobieshu,jieguo,gangzoumeijibu,jiuganjueshenhouyourengenzhe。
tabufashurandunzhu,yuqihenshilengdan,dao:“chulaiba。”
huayinluoxia,meiyihuier,jiujianyimingdaizhejinsibianyanjing,chuanzhexizhuangdenianqingnanzi,lingzhejigeheiyibaobiao,chuxianzaitashenhou。
“九爷!”
jirengonggongjingjingdiwanyao,wenhou。
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