renqijiazuo《buzuotishenhou，wojiandaoyizhixuanmao》，jinlaishoudaolefeichangduodeduzhemenzhichi，zhuyaorenwufenbieshiliziyouchuwan，shiyoudashenzuozhewanshangtufangshaishuangjingxinbianxiewanchengde，xiaoshuowuguanggaobanbenneirongjianshu：qinleshuowanhou，yangchehewangdaniudoudianlediantou。“quchouchou，kannengbunengzhaodaomingzihezhaopian。”“huyeyaokaiqi……
qinshilikendingshimeiyoujiankongde，liziyouzheijuhuajiushitamenqinshiliheihua，bierhuogaoyiji。
“haoma，yaobuzhaozhaozheizhimaodezhuren？meizhaodaoqianwomenxianyangzhe？”
“可。”
“我没意见。”
liziyouyemorenlezheigexuanxiang，ranhoujiuzhuaqixuanmaomingyundehoujing，zhunbeibatadiujiyangchequzhaogu。
jieguoxuanmaochajuedaoliziyoudeyituhou，roushundemaofalikejiuzhakai，ciyaliezuidefachusisidefennusheng。
“什么情况？”
yangchekanzheturanzhamaodexuanmao，yihuodewenqiliziyou。
xuanmaoshousuochengfengxidetongkongsisidedingzheyangche，quanshenshangxiadouzaijinggaotabiekaojinziji。
wangdaniudiaozheyankanjianzheiyimu，yelailexingqu，taxunsumiediaoyantouqishen。
“老杨，我试试。”
wangdaniuheshandexiaozhekaojin，jianxuanmaozhakaidemaobianderoushun，yebuzaiziyaliezuihou。
zhengdangtayiweimeishashile，zhunbeishenshouguoqubaozhudeshihou，xuanmaozhijieyizhuazijishouxinzhuachuyidaoxuehen。
“ye？！laoqinnilaishishi？”
“没兴趣。”
wangdaniuzaishuohuadeshihou，xuanmaodeshixianyezhuanxiangqinledeweizhi，yanzhongdejinggaoyiweicongweishuaijian。
“shibushiyinweiyiwanshangmeixizao？woquxizaozailaishishi。”
yangchehaibusixindexiangyaolumao，zhejimanghuangdenatiao**jiuchaocesuopaoqu。
wangdaniuheliziyoudoukanchulaile，zheimaoxianzaidetaidujiushichuleliziyouyiwai，sheidoubuzhunmo，ganpengtajiuganxiashou。
“youmeiyouganjuexiangnideqiannvyou？”
liziyoubaxuanmaozhongxinfanghuikuajian，tingzhewangdaniudediaoxiao。
“哪像？”
liziyouyanjingyidayixiaodezhuantouxunwen。
“gengezuzongside，jiunipengtameifanying。”
“6”
“nijiushuoxiangbuxiangba，zheimaogenchuwandequbiejiushitabuhuishuorenhua。”
“gaheia，chuwanwomeipengguo，zhiqianguoshou。”
“是**率了。”
wangdaniu“chengken”dedaoqian。
“neitahaiburuzheizhimao。”
“你真会骂人。”
“哪里哪里。”
liaojijuhuadegongfu，yangchejiuguangsudexihaozaole，tachuigantoufazhihoulikehuanshangxinyifu。
“猫猫。”
xuanmaotingjianyangchedehuhuan，toudoulandetai，zhijiejiupazailiziyoudetuishang。
“fangqiba，zheimaozhizhanyouzi。”
yangchezaishizhedoulejixiahoujianxuanmaohaishimeifanying，zheicaisixin。
“ai，xianmaidianmaoliangba。”
yangchetaochushouji，bagouwuchelimianzaojiuzhunbeihaodeyouguanyumaodeyixiliedongxijixiadanle。
“youzi，tazheimezhanni，neinijiujitaxianqugemingba。”
“quming？neijiujiaoxiaoguangba。”
liziyouxiangdoumeixiangjiusuikoushuochuyigemingzi，wangdaniuheyangchetingdaohoudouyoudianwuyu。
“tiancai，nizhideyigedamuge。”
“yaobuzaixiangxiang，tagongmaomumao？”
liziyoubeiyangchezheimeyiwen，caixiangqilaixianquerenyixiaxingbie。
yushitazhongxinlinqichakan，zhengdangwangdaniuheyangcheyedasuanchakandeshihou，xuanmaolikeyongjingtideyanshendingguoqu，wanquanjiushijinggaoneilianggenanrengunyuandian。
“母猫。”
shuowanliziyoujiubatazhongxinfanghuihuaizhong。
“这...”
“先天养猫圣体。”
“niuzi，youzi，yaobujiujitaxianqumingjiaoqingwuba，nineigexiaoguangtaidiaojiale。”
“wodouxing，zheimaohaoxiangtingdedongrenhua。”
liziyoumolemoxuanmaodenaodai，kaikouxunwen。
“nishiyaojiaoxiaoguanghaishiqingwu，xiaoguangjiujiaoyisheng，qingwujiuliangsheng。”
“喵~”
xuanmaotinghousajiaosidejiaoleyisheng，zailingwailiangrenkanlaijiuchunchundeshiqubieduidai。
“bushi？tazhentingdedonga？wokanbushiyibandeheimaoba。”
“maofaheilitouhong，shixuanmao。”
“zheifangzaigudaikeshilingshoua，youzi，kuairangtabian。”
“bianjimaoa，jianguoyihoubuxuchengjingniwangle？”
zaiquedinghaoxuanmaodemingzihou，wangdaniuheyangchedouganzijideshiqingqule。
xiaoguangjianliangrenzouleyihouyebazishigaichengledunzhe，yangzhetoukanleliziyoucaozuolejibahou。
tazijitiaoxiayizi，youyadepashanglouti，pazailiziyoudezhentoushang，bishangmaoyan，meimeideshuiqilejue。
liziyouyeshiedeshizaikangbuzhulecaixuanzedaoqishenqulouxiamaifanchi。
“laoqin，niyaochishenme？laoqin？”
“炒饭。”
qinletengchushoupiekaierjideyibian，kaikouhuiying。
“duojialashiba，ok。”
liziyouzouchusushedamenhouguaigewanjiudaolerenxingdao，liangbiandedaoshangdoubaimanletanwei。
tamenzheidongnanshengsusheweiyuxuexiaodeqizhongyigehoumian，jiushiweizhishangyoudianqiguai。
anlilaishuoshisuanzaixiaowaide，yinweizhongjianshigezheyitiaogonggongdeshuangxiangdanchedao。
sushedamenlimianyouyigezhitongxiaoneidetianqiao，weidejiushishangkexiakekenenghuidaozhijiaotongdusaixiujiande。
“laoban，danchaofan，jiala，duojidianfan。”
“meiwenti，nishaodeng，woxianchaowanqianmianjifen。”
“没事没事。”
liziyoushuowanhouchaopangbianjigetanweinuodongbufa，laidaoleyigemalatangdetanwei。
dianchuletadelaosanyang，lianggemianbing，wandoujian，anchundan。
tasikaoleyixia，xiangzhegangtongxiaowanchilarongyishanghuo，yushigentanweilaobanshuolebufanglajiao，xiangchiqingdanyidian。
dangtatizhewanfanhuidaoqinshideshihou，zaibachaofanfangdaoqinledejianpanpangbian，tazijidakaigaizideshihou。
zhentoushangdexiaoguangzaiwendaoxiangweideshunjian，likejiuzhengkaiyanjing，sanliangxiatiaoxiachuang，laidaozhuozishang，dunzaipangbianzhigougoudekanzhesuliaowanlimiandeshiwu。
“zhongyouzhongyandenichibule，wojiaolaoyangjinidaidianmaolianghuilai。”
liziyoucongshoujizhijiashangquxiashouji，qiedaoweixinjiemian，hujiaoyangche。
jibianxiaoguangrucidequbieduidai，dantazaikanjianliziyoushuodaidianmaolianghuilaijixiaoguangchideshihou，haishilimadayingle。
“nixiandengdeng，laoyangyinggaimangwanjiuhuilaile，daoshihounijiukeyichifanle。”
xiaoguangdemaoyanweiweimileyixia，taiqimaozhuaqingqingdezhizhewanlijinshengdeyikeanchundan，suihouyouyadefangxiataiqide“shou”。
ranhouzaibatouzhuanxiangliziyou，shiyitazijiyaochi。
jianliziyouwudongyuzhong，xiaoguanglimajiubugaoxingleqilai，shixiankaishizhigougoudedingzheta。
liziyoubeixiaoguangdingzhexinliyoudianfamao，zuizhongtatuoxiele。
jiaqianchundan，xianshihanzaizuili，babiaomiandeyougaoganjinghou，zaizhongxinjiadaopangbiandegaizishang。
xiaoguangditouchizhe，biaoqingxiangshidaizheyimojiaohuadexiao。
jiuxiangshizaigaosuliziyou，haibushideshunzhewodexinlai？
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