shuming《cuoaibanian,wojuedingfangshou》,xianrujinzhengzailianzaizhong,zhuyaorenwuyoushenyusumu,shiwangluozuozheqingfudujiasuoxiede,wenzhangwuguanggaobanbenhenxijing,jianjieruxia:wodexinliyizhencitong。sumuhewomeiyougongkaiguo,shitazijishuobuxianggongkaiyingxiangtadeshiyede,wozunzhongletadeyiyuan,erxianzaitaqueheluyuyierzaizaiersande……
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shengridangtian,qizizizhudenandaluyuzaiweibofaleyitiaodongtai:
「guoershiersuishengrila!suiranmeiyoubierenjide,danshiwodedamingxingjiejiejide!」
dingweizaiyijiazhuanweiqinglvfuwudecanting。
peitushitahewoqizide**,liandoukuaitiezaiyiqile。
repingdiyiheranshi:「juranshengrihemingxingsumuzaiyiqiguo!kanzheigecanting,shibushizaiyiqileya?」
luyududuhuidalezheiyitiaopinglun:「xixi,kuaizaiyiqila。」
wonadahaodianzanlezheitiaopinglun,jifenzhonghouquebeisumudadianhualaima:「wopeiluyuguogeshengrizenmele?yongdezheyongdahaodianzanma?biezheimexiaoqi,kuaishuoshinishouhua,fensidouzaiwenni。」
yixihaitingjianluyuzaisumushenbianshuo:「yaoshiwoshoudaowangbaogegekeyigaoxingdehua,womeiguanxide,bijinggegeshicengjingdeyingdia。」
我直接挂了电话。
keshijintianyeshiwodeshengri。
pengsumusannian,weisumutuijumuhousannian,yinhunliangnian。
aisumudedibanian,wojuedingfangqita,fuchule。
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sumuhuilaideshihou,wozhengzaidounongwoxinmaidexiaomao。
ziconghesumulianaihoutashuotabuxihuanmaohegou,bawoyanglewuniandexiaomaosizidiudiaohou,wozaiyemeiyouhexiaomaozheimeqinjinguole。
「shenyu,nishenmeyisi?!buzhidaowotaoyanmaoma?」sumujianruideshengyinchuanlai。
wodandandepieletayiyan,jixumozhemao。
「deledele,nibujiushichiculema,renjialuyuganggangbiye,zhengshixuyaowodeshihou,nihetazhengshenme?dabuleyihouduopeipeini」sumuniezhebizi,yifushishedeyuqishuodao。
sumukanwohaishibulita,piqishanglaile,bawogangmaidemaotiqilaihouzhongzhongdiudaoyibian,tuilewoyiba:「kuaiqujirenjiadaogeqian,zheimedadelaonanrenlehaihebierennandaxueshengjiaojing。」
xiaomaobeidiudaoledishanghoudajiaoleyisheng,zijipadaowoshenbianhouziyaliezuidekanzhesumu。
womeixiangdaosumuliqihuizheimeda,wodeduzizhuangshanglezhuojiao,weiliyizhenjingluan,liansejianjianfabai。
胃病又犯了。
wobenlaijiuyinweidengdaisumuhuilaihewoguoshengrimeichiwanfan,kanjianneitiaoweibohougengshichibuxiale,xianzaiweiyoubeiwaijie**,tengdewoshuobuchuhua。
wobenlaishihenjiankangde,yinweisumuyijubuxihuanzijidenanrenbeineimeduonvrenkanhedianji,wotuijumuhouhouzhuanxinjisumuziyuan,peigezhonglaobandaoyanhejiu,jianjiandeweichuledamaobing。
sumukanjianwoliansebudui,mianshanghuangleyishun:「ni......nideyaozainali,woqujinina。」
wowuzheduzi,lenglengdekanzhetazaiketinglisichufanzhao。
「wojidejiuzaizheide,zenme......」sumudehuajiaranerzhi,mianshangshanguoyisibuziran。
wodeyaoxiangjiuzaizuotianbeitanaqujiluyule。
haijidezuotiansumuhuojihuoliaodehuidaojia,yikaimenjiuwen:「luyubiaocheshoushangle!womenjiadeyaozainali?」
weidengwohuida,sumuziguzidenazoulewozhuangweiyaodexiangzi:「buguanle,woxiannazoule。」
ruguoshipingshi,woyidinghuichicudezhiwenta,bushinibawodeyaonaqujiluyulema,danshijintian,woleile。
buzhishishenti,zaizheiduanganqingli,woyeleile。
「wo......woquxiamianjinimai,nirenyixia。」sumudelianshangyouxiexinxu,xiangyaokaojinwobawofudaoshafashang,quebeimaomihetuile。
「zhenbuzhidaonimaizheigepomaoganshenme。」sumudunongleyisheng,naqiyaochijiuyaoquxiamianjiwomaiyao,quezaichumenqianyikejiedaoledianhua。
「sumujiejie......neixieyaozhaideyoulaiwojiaduwole,tamenshuowojintianbuhaiqian,jiuyaokanduanwoyizhishou,sumujiejie,jiujiuwo。」sumuyijietong,luyudaizhekuqiangdeshengyincongdianhuaneitouchuanlai。
「shenme?!woderendougandong!」sumujingzhidexiaolianshangshibucengweiwoyouguodehuangzhang,「bujiushijigeqianma,womashangguolai。」
「keshixianzaizheimewanle,niguolaishenyugegebuhuishengwoqishengwoqiba......」luyuzaidianhualijixushuodao。
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