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wangwendashen“tianyuanxiaocaizhu”dezuixinlizuo《cuobayumudangzhenzhu，fengpidalaotaguile》zhengzaihuorelianzaizhong，gaishuzhuyaorenwushisuyasunian，shuzhonggushijianshushi：fachuyishengyeshoubandepaoxiao。ranhou，likediaozhuanchetou，chaozhefeiqigongchangdefangxiang，jichierqu。……feiqigongchangli。woqiaozheerlangtui，kezheguazi，kanzhemianqian……

精彩章节

chuanchengjifengpifanpaifujiuyechongxidepaohui，woshizhuanyede。bijing，wodeqiushengyu，hewodeyanjiyiyang，

doushimanji。fujiuye，jingquandiwang，chuanwenzhongbaolihenjue，xinlihaizangzheyiweibaiyueguang——nvzhusuya。

erwo，sunian，jiushineigehesuyayouqifenxiangdedaomeitishen。yuanqingjieli，woyinweijidufakuang，zuosibuduan，

zuihoubeifujiuyeqinshoubangshangshitouchenlejiang。suoyi，zheiyishi，wodemubiaohenmingque：buzheng，buqiang，buzuoyao。

anfenshoujidangtishen，aodaoqingjiejieshujiupaolu。zhiyufujiuye？yigehuozaizijiyixiangshijieli，

cuobayumudangzhenzhudezhengyanxiabale。wohongzhe，pianzhe，zaitoutouhaodianyangmao。dengtafanranxingwushi，

wozaoyiyuanzougaofei，xiaoyaokuaihuo。youxi，kaishi。1.“nizuihaoanfendian，biewangxiangbushuyunidedongxi。

”xinhunye，nanrenbinglengdeshengyinzazaiwoerbian。wogangconghunmizhongxinglai，jiuduishangleyishuangyinzhidemouzi。

fujiuye。bu，xianzaiyinggaijiao，wodezhangfu。taniezhewodexiaba，lidaodadexiangshiyaojiangwodegutouniesui。

“tingdongle？”wozhalezhayan，nulijichuyifujihaipayouweiqudebiaoqing，yankuanglixunsuxumanleleishui。

“ting……tingdongle，jiuye。”shengyinyaoruan，yaozhan，yaodaizheyisikuqiang。zheishibaiyueguangsuyadebiaopei。

fujiuyekanzhewozheifumoyang，yandidexianegengshenle。“shouqinizheifuxingxingzuotaideyangzi，dongshixiaopin，

zhihuirangwojuedeexin。”tasongkaishou，jiangyizhangheikashuaizaiwolianshang。“meigeyueyibaiwan，bielaifanwo。

”shuowan，tatouyebuhuidilikailezheijianshehuadebuxianghuadehunfang。menbei“peng”deyishengguanshang。

wolianshangdebeishangshunjianxiaoshi，querdaizhideshi……kuangxi！woyigeliyudatingcongchuangshangzuoqilai，

jianqineizhangheika，duizhedengguangzixiduanxiang。wodetian！zheijiushichuanshuozhongdewuxianheikama？

yigeyueyibaiwanlinghuaqian？zheishishenmeshenxianrizi！bujiushidanggetishenma？bieshuoyinian，jiushidangyibeizi，

woyeyuanyia！wojidongdizaikingsizededachuangshanggunleliangquan，ranhouxunsulengjingxialai。buxing，

bunengdeyiwangxing。fujiuyezheigeren，pianzhiduoyi，woyaoshiluchuyidianpozhan，xiaomingjiumeile。zhuanye，

yidingyaozhuanye！wocongwoneipojiudexinglixiangli，

fanchulewoweizheicichuanshuzhunbeidemimiwuqi——《luntishendezhiyesuyangyuziwoxiuyang》diyiban。

《yanyuandeziwoxiuyang》jinghuaban。《baiyueguangsuyayanxingjuzhidashang》shouchaoben。wodianliangtaideng，

kaishirenzhenyandu。shouxian，yaoshikejizhuzijideshenfendingwei：yigeaicanlefujiuye，

queyinweizhangdexiangbaiyueguangerbeitayanedekeliantishen。qici，xingweijuzhiyaoxiangsujifukebaiyueguang。

suyaxihuanchuanbaiqunzi，wojiubunengchuanbiedeyanse。suyashuohuaqingshengxiyu，wojiubunengdashengrangrang。

suyaxihuan45dujiaoyangwangtiankong，wojiubunengditouwanshouji。zuihou，yeshizuizhongyaodeyidian：zaizhengzhumianqian，

yaoyouzhudongxiaoshidezijue。wohuaxiazhongdian，shenxiyikouqi。sunian，jiayou，nixingde！weilehuoming，

weileheika，chonga！diertianyizao，wohuanshangleyishenjiebaidelianyiqun，hualegeqingchunwugudedanzhuang，

ranhouguaiqiaodizuozaicanzhuoqian，dengfujiuyexialai。guanjiafubokandaowo，yanzhongshanguoyisijingyahe……tongqing。

“shaofuren，jiuyeta……zuowanmeihuilai。”wolikedixiatou，shuangshoujiaozheyijiao，shengyinxiruowenrui。

“mei……meiguanxide，fubo，wodengta。”yankuangyaohong，danyanleibunengdiaoxialai。

zheishisuyadejingdianjinengzhiyi：posuigan。guoran，fubokanwodeyanshengengtongqingle。“shaofuren，

ninhaishixianchiba，bieehuaileshenzi。”woyaoyaotou，jueqiangdishuo：“bule，woyaodengjiuyeyiqi。

”jiuzheimeyizhidengdaozhongwu，fujiuyecaicongwaimianhuilai。tashenshangdaizheyisijiuqihemoshengdexiangshuiwei。

shisuyachangyongdeneikuan“chulian”。wobuyongcaiyezhidao，tazuowanqunale。wolikezhanqilai，

xiangyizhishoujingdexiaolu，qieshengshengdikanzheta。“jiuye……nihuilaile。”takandoumeikanwoyiyan，

jingzhicongwoshenbianzouguo。“yihoubuyongdengwo。”binglengdeshengyin，meiyouyisiwendu。wokanzhetalengmodebeiying，

yanleizhongyu“qiadaohaochu”didiaolexialai。fubotanlekouqi，dijiwoyizhangzhijin。“shaofuren，bienanguole。

”wocalecayanlei，duitajichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong。“fubo，womeishide。

zhiyaonengpeizaijiuyeshenbian，wojiuhenmanzule。”shuowan，womomodihuidaocanzhuoqian，

kanzheyizhuoziyijinglengdiaodefancai，naqikuaizi，xiaokouxiaokoudichileqilai。chideman，chideyouya，

chide……beishang。wonengganjuedao，fujiuyeshangloudejiaobu，dunleyixia。henhao，diyibu，chenggong。

woyaozaitaxinli，zhongxiayike“tahaoaiwo，dantazhishigetishen”dezhongzi。dengzheikezhongzifaya，

zhangchengcantiandashu，jiushiwoshougedeshihoule。jiexialaideyigeyue，wojiang“zhuanyetishen”zheigejiaose，

banyandelinlijinzhi。fujiuyebuhuijia，wojiuweitashouzheyizhandeng，zhidaotianliang。fujiuyedaihuilaideyifu，

woqinshouweitaxi，yuntangdeyisibugou。fujiuyeweibuhao，woxuezhebaogezhongyangweitang，meitiansongdaotagongsi。

dangran，tayicidoumeiheguo。quandoujinletazhulideduzi。zhulixiaogekanwodeyanshen，congyikaishidebiyi，

bianchenglexianzaidejingpei。“su**，nin……zhenshitaiweidale。

”woduitabaoyiyige“weiaichikuang”dekuxiao。“zhiyaotahao，wozenmeyangdouwusuowei。”zhuantou，

wojiunazhefujiuyedeheika，qushechipindiansaohuo。“zheige，zheige，haiyouzheige，doujiwobaoqilai。

”“shuaka。”jujiemenkanzhewo，yanzhongshihaobuyanshidexianmu。“su**，ninxianshengduininzhenhao。

”wo4-5-dujiaoyangwangtianhuaban，qingqingtanlekouqi。“tazhishi……bawodangchenglelingyigeren。”shuowan，

wotizhedabaoxiaobao，zaijujiementongqingdemuguangzhong，youyadiliqu。shenzanggongyuming。woyiwei，

zheiyangderizihuiyizhichixuxiaqu。zhidao，baiyueguangsuya，tiqianhuiguole。2.“jiuye，

suya**huilaile。”fubodeshengyin，daizheyisijinzhang。wozhengzaihuayuanli，

zhuanxinzhizhidixiujianyipenbaimeigui。zheishisuyazuixihuandehua。tingdaozheigexiaoxi，woshoulidejiandao，

“pada”yisheng，diaozailedishang。zhijian，beimeiguideci，huachuleyidaoxuehen。womeiyouguan，

zhishizhengzhengdikanzhefubo，lianseshabai。“ta……huilaile？”shengyin，zhandoudebuchengyangzi。

fuboburendibieguoyan。“shide，shaofuren。jiuyeta……yijingganqujichangle。”woliangqiangzhehoutuiyibu，

fuzhushenhoudeqiuqian，caimianqiangzhanwen。yanlei，xiangduanlexiandezhuzi，bushoukongzhidiwangxiadiao。“wozhidaole。

”woyashengshuo。zheiyike，wodeyanji，dadaoledianfeng。yigeshenaizhezhangfu，

quedezhizhengzhuhuilaidekeliantishen，beiwoyanhuole。fubokanzhewozheifuyangzi，yuyanyouzhi，

zuizhongzhishizhongzhongditanlekouqi，zhuanshenlikai。huayuanli，zhishengxiawoyigeren。wolianshangdebeitong，shunjianxiaoshi。

querdaizhide，shi……xingfen！huilaile！nvzhuzhongyuhuilaile！zheiyiweizhe，qingjieyaokaishijiasule！

wolipaoluderizi，youjinleyibu！wojidongdicongdishangjianqijiandao，duizheneipenbaimeigui，kacakaca，

jianlegegoukendezaoxing。xinqing，shunjianshuchangle。fujiuye，cheyeweigui。diertian，disantian，

yijiumeiyouhuilai。fubokanwodeyanshen，chongmanledanyou。“shaofuren，ninyijingliangtianmeizenmechidongxile，

zheiyangxiaqushentihuikuade。”woxuruodiduitaxiaolexiao。“fubo，wochibuxia。”feihua，fujiuyebuzaijia，

woyigerenjiaoleyidazhuoziwaimai，shanzhenhaiwei，chidewodoukuaixiaohuabuliangle，nahaichidexia。

danwoderenshebunengbeng。wobixushiyige“weiqingsuokun，chafanbusi”dechiqingnvzi。disitian，

fujiuyezhongyuhuilaile。takanqilaiyouxiepibei，danmeiyanjian，quedaizheyisibuyichajuedewenrou。wozhidao，

neishishuyusuyade。takandaowo，lengleyixia。wochuanzheyijiandanbodebaiqun，chizhejiao，zhanzaiketingzhongyang。

duanduanjitian，wozhenggerendoushouleyiquan，liansecangbaidexiangyizhangzhi。“nizenmezaizhei？”tadeshengyin，

youxieshaya。wotaitou，kanzheta，yanzhongshinongdehuabukaidebeishang。“jiuye，wo……wolianxibushangni，

wohendanxin。”tazhoulezhoumei，bikaiwodeshixian。“womeishi。”tatuoxiaxizhuangwaitao，suishourengzaishafashang。

wozouguoqu，xiangwangchangyiyang，xiangweitazhengli。taquemengdizhuazhulewodeshou。“biepeng！”tadeyanshen，

binglengcigu。“sunian，jizhunideshenfen。”shuowan，tashuaikaiwodeshou，jingzhishanglelou。

wobeitashuaideyigeliangqiang，diezuozaibinglengdedibanshang。shouwan，beitazhuaguodedifang，yipiantonghong。womeiyouku，

zhishizhengzhengdikanzhetalikaidefangxiang，xiangyizunmeiyoulinghundediaosu。wozhidao，takanbujiandedifang，

fubozhengyongyizhong“hentiebuchenggang”deyanshenkanzhewo。henhao，guanzhongyoule，xijiuyaozuozu。dangwan，

wojiufaqilegaoshao。shaodemimihuhu，zuilihaibutingdinianzhefujiuyedemingzi。fubojihuaile，

qinglailejiatingyisheng。yishengjianchaguohou，zhouzhemeishuo：“xinbinghaixuxinyaoyia。”fuboyiting，

likepaoshanglou，quqiaofujiuyedeshufangmen。“jiuye！shaofurenta……takuaibuxingle！”shufangli，

chuanlaiyishengbunaifandelengheng。“youzaishuashenmebaxi？”“shizhende！yishengshuoshaofurenyujieyuxin，

zaizheiyangxiaqu……”fubodehuameishuowan，shufangdemen，beimengdilakai。fujiuyezhanzaimenkou，

lianseyinchendekepa。tadabuliuxingdizoudaowodechuangbian，kanzheshaodemanliantonghongdewo，yanshenfuza。

woshishidizhengkaiyitiaofeng，xuruodishenchushou，zhuazhutadeyijiao。

“jiuye……biezou……biebuyaowo……”shengyin，daizhekuqiang，chongmanlebeiweideqiqiu。fujiuyedeshenti，

jiangzhule。takanzhewozheizhanghesuyaqifenxiangdelian，yandi，shanguoyisizhengzha。wozhidao，taxinruanle。

nanrenma，zongshiyouneimediankexiaodebaohuyu。youqishizaimianduiyige，zhangdexiangbaiyueguang，

youduiziji“yiwangqingshen”deruonvzishi。tazuizhonghaishiliulexialai。shoulewoyiye。

diertianwo“xing”laishi，tayijingzoule。chuangtou，fangzheyizhangzhipiao。yibaiwan。pangbianhaiyouyizhangzhitiao，

longfeifengwudeziji，yirutaderen，lengmobadao。【anfendian，biezaishuahuayang。】wokanzheneizhangzhipiao，

xiaole。kanba，zhuanyedeyanji，shinenghuanlaizhenjinbaiyinde。wolikejiwodexinliyisheng，

yejiushiwodeguimilinxiaoxiao，dalegedianhua。“xiaoxiao，kuai！bangwogemang！”“zenmele，baobei？

shibushineigegounanrenyouqifunile？”woyadishengyin，xingfendishuo：“bushi！woxuyaoni，

yifujiuyesirenxinliyishengdemingyi，jitadagedianhua。”“ha？niyaoganma？”woqingleqingsangzi，

yongyizhongdanyouyouzizedeyuqishuo：“nijiushuo，‘fuxiansheng，nindeweihunqisunian**，gangganglianxilewo，

zixunleyixieguanyuyiyuzhengdewenti。’‘tashuo，tajuedezijidecunzai，jinindailailehendadekunrao，

shenzhijiazhonglenindebingqing。’‘tahenzize，hentongku，tashuo，tabuxiangzaishanghaininle……’”dianhuaneitou，

linxiaoxiaochenmolesanmiao，ranhoubaofachujingtiandongdidexiaosheng。“woqu！sunian，niniubia！

zheishiyaoduitajinxingfanxiangpuaa！”wodeyiditiaoletiaomei。“neidangran。woyaorangtajuede，

tameiyiciduiwolengbaoli，doushizaiqinshoubawotuixiangshenyuan。”“woyaorangtaduiwo，

chanshengyizhongbingtaidekuijiugan。”“gao！shizaishigao！”linxiao-xiao-peifudewutitoudi，“dengzhe，

womashangjiuquban！”gualedianhua，wofangfoyijingkandao，fujiuyezaitingdaozheifanhuahou，

neifuzhenjing、zize、youfanzaodemoyangle。youxi，yuelaiyuehaowanle。3.“fuxiansheng，nindeqizi，

sunian**，gangganglianxilewo……”linxiaoxiaobukuishiyinghoujibiedeguimi，shengyinlineiguzhuanyededanyou，

gezhedianhuadounengyichulai。fujiuyezhengzaikaiyigezhongyaodekuaguohuiyi。jiedaozheigedianhuashi，

tabenxiangzhijieguaduan。kedangtatingdao“sunian”、“yiyuzheng”zheijigezishi，tadeshou，dunzhule。

“nishuoshenme？”tadeshengyin，lengdenengdiaoxiabingzhazi。linxiaoxiaoanzhaowojiaotadejuben，

yizibuchadifushuleyibian。“……tashuo，tabuxiangzaishanghaininle，tajuede，yexutalikai，

caishiduininzuihaodexuanze。”pa。fujiuyeshouzhongdegangbi，beiyingshengshengnieduanle。huiyishili，

suoyougaoguandoujinruohanchan，daqidoubuganchuan。“tarenni？”fujiuyedeshengyin，

yijingdaishangletazijidoumeichajuedaodejiqie。“zheige……su**meishuo，tazhishizixun，

qingxutingqilaifeichangdiluo，wodanxintahuizuoshashi……”meidenglinxiaoxiaoshuowan，fujiuyeyijinggualedianhua，

zhuaqiwaitaojiuwangwaichong。tayibiankaiche，yibianjifubodadianhua。“shaofurenni？

”“shaofurenta……tayizaojiuchuqule，shuoshi……qujininqifu。”fujiuyeyijiaoyoumencaidaodi，

paochefachuyishengpaoxiao。qifu？tanengqunaliqifu？yigeniantou，

bushoukongzhidicongtanaohailimaolechulai——chengjiaodexuanya。suyacengjingshuoguo，tazuixihuanneilidefengjing。

ersunian，neigezhuoliedemofangzhe，yidinghuiquneili！gaisi！tajingranxiangyongzheizhongfangshi，laiboqutadeguanzhu！

fujiuyenuhuozhongshao，chesuyuelaiyuekuai。ercike，wo，sunian，

zhengshushufufuditangzaiyijiagaodangspahuisuoli，xiangshouzhedingjidejingyou**。“niannian，

nizheizhaoyetaisunle。”linxiaoxiaoyibianshuazheka，yibiangantan。

“wogujifujiu-ye-xianzaiyijingkuaibazhenggejiangchengjifanguolaile。”woqieyidifanlegeshen。

“jiushiyaorangtazhao，rangtaji，rangta……husiluanxiang。”“nishuo，tahuibuhuiyiweiniyaotiaoyaa？

”“bingo！”wodalegexiangzhi，“nanrenma，zongxihuanyingxiongjiumeidexima。wojiujitayige，

dangyingxiongdejihui。”dangran，wobuhuizhendequtiaoya。wozhishizaipengyouquan，faleyizhangxuanyadefengjingzhao。

peiwen：【ruguowodelikai，nengrangnibuzaitongku，woyuanyi。】fenzu：jinfujiuyekejian。fawan，

wojiuguanleji，anxinxiangshouspa。shenzanggongyuming。fujiuyegandaoxuanyabianshi，zhikandaoleyiliangkongche。

wodeche。chemenmeisuo，fujiashishang，haifangzheyibenfankaideshu。《ruheyuyiyuzhenghuanzhexiangchu》。

shudepangbian，shiyizhangqianhaolezide……qiguanjuanzengxieyi。fujiuyedetongkong，zhouranjinsuo。

tafengleyiyangchongdaoxuanyabian，shengsilijiedidahan。“sunian！”“nijiwogunchulai！”huiyingtade，

zhiyouhuxiaodefengsheng。tagaodadeshenti，huanglehuang。yizhongcongweiyouguodekonghuang，xiangyizhangjudadewang，

jiangtajinjinbaoguo。tayizhiyiwei，sunianzhishizaiwanyuqinguzongdebaxi。kexianzaikanlai……tahaoxiang，

shilaizhende。tajingran，zhendebatabidaolezheigedibu？bu……bukeneng。taneimeaita，zenmeshedesi？

fujiu-ye-hongzheyan，nachushouji，jiuyaobaojing。jiuzaizheishi，tadeshouji，dingdongyisheng。

shoudaoleyiduanshipin。fajianren，shiyigemoshenghaoma。shipinli，wochuanzheyishenbaiqun，zhanzaixuanyabian，

fengchuiqiwodezhangfa，kanqilai，cuiruodefangfoxiayimiaojiuyaosuifengerqu。wodeshenhou，

zhanzhelianggexiongsheneshadenanren。“fujiuye，nidenvrenzaiwomenshoushang。”“buxiangtasidehua，yigeren，

daiyiyixianjin，laixijiaodefeiqigongchang。”“jizhu，buzhunbaojing，fouze，womenjiusipiao！

”fujiuyedenaozi，wengdeyisheng。bangjia？biqizisha，zheigejieguo，fandaorangta……songleyikouqi。

zhiyaorenhaihuozhe，jiuhao。“nimengandongtayigentoufa，worangnimenquanjiapeizang！”taduizhedianhua，

fachuyishengyeshoubandepaoxiao。ranhou，likediaozhuanchetou，chaozhefeiqigongchangdefangxiang，jichierqu。

……feiqigongchangli。woqiaozheerlangtui，kezheguazi，kanzhemianqianliangge“bangfei”。“dage，yanjibucuoa，

henyouqishi。”“heihei，nianjieguojiangle。womendoushizhuanyede。”zheilianggeren，shiwohuashiwankuai，

congyingshichengqinglaidequnyan。juben，yeshiwoxiede。“xingle，zhunbeiyixia，nanzhujiaomashangjiudaole。

”“jizhu，daihuierxiashou……yaohenyidian。”woduitaliangdiguoquyige“nidongde”yanshen。“fangxinba，

nianjie！baozhengwanchengrenwu！”banxiaoshihou，yiliangheisedepaoche，bansuizhecierdechachesheng，

tingzailegongchangmenkou。fujiuyeyigeren，tizheyigejudadexiangzi，zoulejinlai。tadetoufayouxielingluan，

baichenshanyezhoule，kanqilai，youjifenlangbei。“renni？”tashengyinshaya，yanshenxiangyingyiyangruili。“yo，

haizhenganyigerenlaia。”“bangfei”dageningxiaozhe，jiangyibadao，jiazailewodebozishang。

wolikepeihedifachuyishengjinghu，yanleiwangwangdikanzhefujiuye。