穿成八零肥婆，在家属院成万人迷了锦鲤咖啡-著

小说简介

zuozhe“jinlikafei”daizheshumingwei《chuanchengbalingfeipo，zaijiashuyuanchengwanrenmile》dexiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixianzhong，zhurengongyexinyiguhelinshenbianfashengdegushirangrenyibukaimuguang，huanhuanxiangkoudegushiqingjiejueduiburongcuoguo，gaishuwei： caiyishidaozheiyidian，yigubushuyutadejiyifengkuangyongrunaohai……qingchen，tianbianfangchudiyilvliangguang，yeningkanzhexiaojingzilineizhangfeipang，yongzhong，jihukuaiyaojichu……

精彩章节

“澡票。”

“澡票？”

yeningmianduizaotanggongzuorenyuandezulan，yilianmeng。

“duia，xiangjinquxizaodangranyaoyouzaopiao，meiyouzaopiaokeshijinbuqude。”zuozaichuangkoulidezhongniannanrenfangbeidedingzheta，yanranbatadangchenglexiangyaotaopiaode。

yeninggangadexiaolexiao，tanaliyouzheizhongdongxi。

“可以买吗？”

“womenzheilizhirenpiaoburenqian。nidaodihaijinbujinqu？”zhongniannanrenmanliandebunaifan。

yeningmeilebanfa，zhinengxingxingdelikai。

tianqiyanre，zheijushentiyoushifenfeipang，zaijiashangshangwushoushilebantian，tajuedezhenggerendouyijingnianhuhude，nanshoudelihai。

jiuzheiyanghuiqushijueduibukenengde。

jiranzaotangjinbuqu，tajidejulixianchengbuyuanjiuyouyitiaohe，zhenghaokeyiguoquxiyixi。

dadingzhuyi，diaozhuanfangxiangchaozhechengwaizouqu……

军区食堂。

gufengchiguowufan，zhongxindahaofanhe。

“gulian，youjixifuerdafana？”

sanlianzhangzhoushichengyiliantongqingdeqiaozheta。

bierenjiaxifuersuijundoushibazijialaoyemenerzhaogudetuotuotietiede，kegufengjialiqulegehaochilanzuode。

bieshuojigufengxiyizuofan，jiusuanshitazijidoumeiyouzuoguoyikouchide。

gufengdeneidianerjintiequandoubeitanaquxiaguanzihuihuodoubugou。

“zhoulian，wanshangwohaiyourenwujiubuhuiqule，zheigemafannijitadaihuiqu。”

gufengzhiyaoyixiangdaozuowandeneixieshijiujuedeexin，zhenshizaiyebuxiangjiandaoyeningle。

haijizhejitasongwanfanhuiquyebingbushiyinweizaiyita，ershitayaoshimeifanchile，jiuhuipaolaibuduiyikuernaosanshangdiao，yingxiangshizaielie。

zhoushichengmeiyoutuituo，zhijiejiujieguolefanhe。

“我懂。”

yeningneigepofuzaizhenggejunqudoushichulemingde，yizhiyusuoyourendouweigufengjuleyibatongqinglei。

“gulian，laoxiongwonianzhangnijisui，youyijuhuashizaishibutubukuaile。”

zhoushichengwanggufengshenbiancoucou，yadileyinliang，yuzhongxinzhangdeshuodao：“nihaishizaodianergentalilesuanle。nengbunengzhaogunideshenghuoxianfangdaoyibianer，jiuneimeyigenvrenjueduihuituoleinideqiancheng。”

suhuashuodehao，ningchaiyizuomiaobuhuiyizhuanghun，keshiyeningyanranyijingdaoletiannurenyuandedibu。

gufengyanjunzhemianse，yiyanbufa。

tabingbushiziyuanquqinde，laofuqinyaolianmian，jiumingzhienbunengbubao。

benxiangzhequleyejiuqule，gensheiguorizidoushiyiyangde。keyeningzheigenvrenwanquandianfuletadesanguan，rongmaoshencaitadoukeyihulve，danzheinvrenzuodemeiyijianshidouzaitiaozhantadedixian。

tarennailelianggeduoyue，zuowanneinvrenjingranweilebiporangtazhaoshenmewengongtuandegongzuo，jingranduitayongqiang，zheimebeiliedeshouduankuitaxiangdechulai。

tashenzhixiangxiangbuchulai，yidangenneinvrentichulihun，neinvrenyouhuizuochushenmefengkuangdeshiqingle。

zhoushichengkanzhetabutingbianhuandeshense，naozilizhishengxialeyijuhua。

家门不幸啊！

yeningzouledabangexiaoshizhongyudaolehebian。

zheitiaohebitajiyizhongdehaiyaogengda，heshuiqingche，zhanzaihebianshunjianjiuganjuedaoleyiguliangyi。

zheilibusuanpianpi，yeningzhishituoxiawaimiandexiaoshan，zhijiejiutiaolejinqu。

tadeshuixingshijihaode，buguoxianzaihuanshanglezheijuerbaijindeshenti，yebuganmaoranyouqushuitaishendedifang，ershimanmanshiyingzhe。

zhenggerenpiaofuzaishuili，tacaijuedezijishizhenzhenghuoguolaile。

“救命啊！”

turanbuyuanchuchuanlaihaitongdekuhansheng。

yeningkuaisufuchushuimian，shunzheshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangkanleguoqu。

jiuzaijulitaersanbaimideshuili，youyidaoshenyingzhengzaiputengzhe。

hebianzhanzhelingwaiyigebandaxiaozizhengzaibutingdekuhan。

有人溺水了。

yeningyishidaozheiyidian，zuikuaidesuduchaozheneibianyouleguoqu。

nishuideshigehaitong，yeningzhangzheshuixinghao，chenggongdebatatuodaolehebian。

erneigekuhandehaizikandaotongbandejiule，jijinzhangyoujidong。

yeningbarentuoshanglai，caifaxianjingranhaishirenshide。

nishuidehaizijiaowanghu，shiwangfuyingzhangjiadexiaoerzi。

zhanzaihebiandezheigejiaowanglong，shiwanghudegege。

zheixiongdiliangjingranpaodaozheililaiyouyong，haichulezheizhongshi。

wanghuyidongbudongdetangzaineili，xiaolianeryipiancanbai，lianhuxidoumeiyoule。

wanglongdaodihaizhishiyigeshiersansuidehaizi，kandaodidizheifumoyangtuidouruanle，wadeyishengkulechulai。

yeningyonglianyazhewanghudexiongkou，weitazuozhejijiu。

pangbianwanglongdekushengyuelaiyueda，zuihoujianzhizheneryulong。

“给我闭嘴！”

yeningchenzhelianduiwanglonghechiyisheng。

wanglongdekushengyingshengshengdebielehuiqu，tatongyangrendeyening。

这个胖女人凶得很！

“噗！”

zheigeshihouwanghuyikoushuipenlechulai，jinjiezheyoushiyizhenjuliedekesou，suiranxiaolianerzhangdetonghong，danzongsuanshidejiule。

yeningzheicaitingxiadongzuo，bawanghufuqilai，titapaidazhehoubei。

wanglongnanyizhixindedingzhedidi，yonglixizhebizimeiyouzaicikuchulai。

“sheirangnimenlaizheiliyouyongde？”yeningjiandaowanghumeishile，banzhelianzhiwenqilai。

xinghaojintianyudaoleta，buranwanghukendingxiongduojishaole。

tabenlaijiubuheshan，xianzaiyanjingyidenggengxiandekepa。

wanglongxiayishidebaozhudidiwanghu，kanxiangtadeyanshenjiuxiangshikanzhechailanghubaoyiban。

“niyaodajiudawoba！buyaodawodidi！”

“……”

yeningdezuijiaobutingdechouchuzhe，mingmingtagangjiuleren，kezheixiaozidemoyangjiuxiangshitayaochiletamen。

“zheiciwojiubudanimen，buguoxiacinimenzaiganlaizheizhongdifangyouyong，wokendingbuhuifangguonimende！”

huairenjiuhuairenba，fanzhengtadeemingyebushiyitianliangtianle。

wanglongzhigougoudedingzheta。

“haibuganjinzou？”yeningjixudalazheliancuicuzhe。

xiongdiliangrenfanyingguolaizhihou，buganyouduoyimiaodetingliutouyebuhuidelikai。

yeningkuxiaobudedekanzheliangxiaozilangbeitaolideshenying，zaixiangdaozijiyiqiandesuozuosuowei，kongpaxiangyaogaibiandajiaduitadeyinxiangjianzhibidengtianhaiyaonanle。

dengyeninghuidaojunqudayuaneryijinglinjinbangwanle，yilushangduzigululujiaogebuting。

congzuowandaoxianzaitadoumeiyouchifan，youzhetengleyizhengtianhuiedangranshizhengchangde。

xiaoshandekoudailihaiyoubamaoqian，neishitadequanbujiadangle。

buguoditoukanleyiyanjiangjiangnengqiaojiandexiejianer，chifandeniantoushunjianjiubeieshazaileyaolanli。

减肥，必须减肥！

tongziloulizhengshirenaodeshihou，jiuliankongqilidoupiaosanzhefancaidexiangqi。

yeningnulianyazhexiangyaochifandeyuwang，zuikuaidesuduchuanguozoulang。

fangjianlijingqiaoqiaode，yiranshitalikaishihoudemoyang。

duanliedechuangbanyijingbeirengchuqule，dantameiyouduoyudeqiancaiqumaixinde，weiyidebanfayezhinengdadipucouhecouhele。