《chuanchengedunvpei，wobaodazhadie》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi，youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue，huanxiliunianbixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai，haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：yishangbuzhishiyonghebuliaozhicheng，yuanwangguoqu，siboguanglinlin，yousiyueguangrongrong，guangpaodaxiu，yimeipiaopiao，chendesujinerxianggexiaoxiannv，zhiyuchengfenger……
“suliang，niyouzuoshenmeyao?erxiaojiesongyiyaojini，nihaizhuashangleta，laoniangzhengyaozhaonisuanzhangni!”
chimajian，yigepozinachuyaochikaimen，sheixiangyaochihaiweichajinsuokongli，huting“dong”diyisheng，liangshanjianyingdemumen，beirenzhouranchuaikailai!
pozibishanbuji，beimenyazhutui，lianshengcanjiao。
猫儿看得眼都直了!
他方才忽略了什么?
这门怎么就倒了?
a，duile，fangcaineiyatouhaoxiangtaituile。
keshi，taneixiaoxitui，dangzhennengchuaikaizheimen?
maoershenchuliangzhizhuazi，shijingdemolemozijineishuangmilidedayan，haimeifanyingguolai，jiutingdaomenxialianggepozidecanjiaoshengzhouranshenggao!
queyuanlaishisuliangzhandaoledaotademenbanshang。
xiaoxiaodeguniang，xiaoxiaodeshenban，xingxiaoguli，fengyichuidounengpiaoqilaidexiaomoyang。
neicanpoyiqunxiadejiaohuai，haimeitazuorenshideshouwancu。
kezheimexiaodexiaoguniang，querangmenbanxiadelianggepozibukanzhongfu，jiaodegenshazhuyiban!
“chaosile!”suliangqinghengyisheng，shenzhilaqimenban，gaizhuliangpozishangbanshen，ranhouyoushangqucailecai。
gugesuiliedeshengyinxiangqi，jiazazheduancudecanjiaosheng，henkuai，biananjingxialai。
xiaoguniangkoukouerduo，fangruowushiyibanjixuxiangqian。
猫儿紧随其后。
jingguomenbanshi，taxiayishidewangmenbanxialveleyiyan。
liangpoziyiranbianchengliangtanboboderoubing。
猫：“……”
pingzhenaozhongdejiyi，suliangqingcheshuludezoudaolesujinerdejijiyanxianchang。
jingchengdiyimeinvjiandiyicainvsujinerdejijiyan，neizhenzhengshixianhuazhejin，liehuopengyou，shengdayourenao。
manchengguirenjiejuyuci，zhengxiangmudujingcaijueyandemeirenfengcai。
sujinerzaizhongrendeqipanzhonghuanhuanzouchu，zhulianweidong，meirenruhua，lingzhongrenfenfenjingtan。
suyunshenghejiangshishangqian，jiangqianlaiguanlidenvbinqingshangtai。
suyunshenghanxiaowangxiangchangxiazhongren，langshengdao：“jinrixiaonvsujinerxingchengrenjili，ganxiezhuweiqinpengjiabinguanglinguanli，qingjinerjiuwei，baixiegeweiqinpengguibin!”
sujinershangqian，duizhesimianyingyingerbai，yousiduanzhezaoyizhunbeihaodeluopahefajitoumianyishangzouguolai。
zhongrenyikandaoneipanzhongdetoumianyishang，doujinghuchusheng。
“tianna，yunzhishang!jingranshiyunzhishang!”
“zheiyitaoyunzhishang，keshijiazhibufeia!”
“zhenmeixiangdao，zuoxiangjuranshedeweinverhuazheiyangdadeshoubi!zheiainvzhixin，zhenzhenjiaorengantan!”
“gantanshenmeya?zheiyunzhishangkebushitamaide!shitaneizhengtoufurenheshimaijitanversuliangde……”
shuohuaderenshengyinjianjiandixiaqu，danqueyindegengduodebaguazhecouguotoulai，zhiqierduotingtashuohua。
“tingshuotabianchenghuosirenzhiqian，weisuliangmaixialezheitaoyunzhishang，yuanshiweitajijilizhunbeide，xianzaiquebeizheidangdiedezhuanshounajilepingqidenver!”
“shenmepingqi?wodalikemeiyoupingqizhishuo!tazhiduojiushigeguiqie!”
“xiangdangnian，suxiangkeshiqiongdeyaoquqitaole，xingyuheshinvxiangzhu，caiyourujinzheironghuafugui!xianzaidaohao，zhuzheheshidezhaizi，huazheheshideqian，haiyaoqifuheshidenver!zeze……”
“huolang，nizaihushuoshenme?”yourennuhe。
huolangtaitou，kanqingneiren，buzijuedalegehanzhan。
“lijiangjun……”tapeixiao，“ninyelailea!”
“zaigandihuixiangyehefuren，benjiangjungelenideshetouxiajiu!”
lijinehenhendedengletayiyan，zhuanshenlikai。
“tashishei?”tashenhouderenyouqieqiesiyuqilai。
“sujiadaxiaojiedeweihunfu……”
未婚夫?
sulianglengzhengyixia，kanxiangneiren。
nanrenshengdeyifuhaopixiang，shenxinggaoda，yingjunlengku。
haizhenshiyuanzhudeweihunfulijin!
lijinyijingzoudaosujinermianqian。
neishenyunzhishangcishiyijingchuanzailesujinershenshang。
yishangbuzhishiyonghebuliaozhicheng，yuanwangguoqu，siboguanglinlin，yousiyueguangrongrong，guangpaodaxiu，yimeipiaopiao，chendesujinerxianggexiaoxiannv，zhiyuchengfengerqu。
“haomeia!”zanmeishengciqibifu。
lijinneimuguangzhanzaitashenshang，henbunengshengchugouzilai!
苏凉冷笑。
haole，rendoudaoqile，gaigaoshiqingle!
talilelishenshangdeyishang，caizhezheijingyangantanshengdengchang。
dajiadoubeisujinerxiyinle，yishidaoyemeirenzhuyidaota。
suliangdedongzuoyejikuai，dengdaohufubingfaxiantashi，tayifeishenshangtai，zhandaolesujinershenbian。
taishangxianhuazadi，xiangqiyiren，mengbudingchuxianyigexuetouxueliandeta，zhongrenbuyouqishengjinghu。
“这是谁?”
“tianna，gengexuerenside，hesirenle!”
“zheibushineijianrenma?”jiangshihenkuairenchulai，xiaoshengdao：“xiangye，kuailanxiata!miandetahushuobadao!”
suyunshenghesuzhengtongshishangqian，shenshouquzhuasuliang。
maogenzaisuliangshenhou，kandaotazaicimianlinbeiweioudechangmian，jidequnaosuyunshengdejiao，beiduifangzhijiechuaifeile。
tazhuangzaiqiangshang，yanqianjinxingluanmao，xiangpaqilai，shenshangqueruanmianmiande，bandianqiliyemeiyou。
zheishi，shuxide“geca”shengzaicixiangqilai。
那是骨折的声音!
猫心里一颤!
xiayike，suliangdecanhaoshengxiangqilai!
猫眼前一黑!
这孩子，不听劝啊!
zhengjiuzhexin，youyidaocanjiaoshengxiangqilai!
竟然是苏征的!
tazheijiaosheng，kebisuliangdeshengyincanduole，yechijiuduole。
“a!a!wodeshou!wodeshou!”
maoyanjingzhalezha，liangzhizhuazifeikuaibalebayan。
ranhou，takanjiansuzhengtangzaidishang，baozheshouzhidagun。
而他那手……
不，那不是手吧?
shouzenmekenengbianzhechengneizhongjiaoduni?
zhijianjurangenshouwantiezaiyiqi，qiaozheshifenguiyi。
shougushengshengbeizheduandesuzheng，shizairenshoubuzhu，baiyanyifan，yunsiguoqu。
tayunle，sulianghaizaijiao：“wu，haoteng，buyaodale!fuqin，xiongzhang，qiunimenbuyaozaidawole!nimenzaizheimeqiruwo，huizaotianqiande!”
tayibianhanzhe，yibianhuluanhuiwuzheshoubei。
erhou，guangtianhuarizhixia，zhongrenyanzhengzhengdekanzhetashenbiandesuyunsheng“sousou”decongtoudingfeiguo，feilehaoyizhen，cai“paji”yishengluozaidishang!
众人：卧槽!
猫：卧卧卧……槽!
tacuandaosuyunshengmianqianchakantadeshangqing。
yinweishilianxianzhedi，junyadesuxiang，zheihuibianchenglezhutouxiang。
suliangneibianyaoyining，tuiyiruan，“gudong”yishengguidaozaiyirenmianqian!
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