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zaiyeshengjunguantoudexiaoshuo《chuanchengfeiwuhou，wobayujieliaokule》zhong，songminshenjingyanlinsiyanshiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。gushiweiraozhesongminshenjingyanlinsiyanzhankai，miaohuilesongminshenjingyanlinsiyanzaiyigechongmantiaozhanhejiyudeshijiezhongdechengzhangzhilv。tongguoyugezhongrenwudexiangyuhejingli，songminshenjingyanlinsiyanzhujianrenshidaozijidejiazhiheshiming，bingyongyongqihecongmingcaizhikefulezhongzhongkunnan。tabaworengjiqiantai**jie：“rangtadangnizhuli。”qiantaixiaolijiemianlunanse：“songzong，tashenmedoubudong……”songmintouyebuhui：“rangtagenzhenixue。”“……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindeqishiyuganwu。

精彩章节

【tacengweijiuzhouzhihuang，rujinganweitayirenzheyao。tamatayouzhi，taxiaozheshuo：“yaobu，

nijiaojiaowozenmedangdaren？”tashuo：“nibupeiaiwo。”talouzhuta：“neiwopianyaobujiangli。

”】01yikoulengqiguanjinxiongtang，womengdizhengkaiyan。tianhuabanbushishuxidediaolianghuadong，

ershibaidehuangyandesuliaoban。bijiancizhexiaodushuideweidao，erbianshilengmodeyilunsheng。“haihuozhe？

mingdaotingying。”“jiutaneipolanchengji，haiganzhuisiyan，zhenshilaihamaxiangchitianerou。

”“sheirangtadongshoudaren，xianzaituixueyehuogai。”wocetou，bolichuangwaiyiqunchuanzhexiaofudexueshengzhengkanzhewo，

xiangweiguanyizhiliulanggou。he。wobenshidashenghuangchaojiuhuangzishenjingyan，muzuxianhe、zhangongzhuozhu，

huangxiongmendoujiwosanfen。kexi，duodifengyunweiqi，qinxinbeipan，yinxiadujiu，xiangxiaoyuyun。meixiangdao，

zaizhengyan，jingchenglelingyige“shenjingyan”。xiandaideshenjingyan，shiqisui，gaosan，fumuchehuoshenwang，

jirenlixia。cengshinianjidaoshudiyi，beiweihunqilinsiyanxianhai“saorao”，yizhituixuetonggaorengzaibingchuangqian。

shenshangqingzijiaocuo，youshouguzhe，bozichanzhebengdai。xiangshigangbeirenanzaidishangbaodaguo。“xueshengshenjingyan。

”yigechuanzhebaidaguadeyishengzoujinlai，xianleyanpikanwo，

yuqifangfozaiduiyizhisiyujianghua：“yiyuanzhifuzejiuming，qitashirangnijianhurenlaichuli。”“nishishei？

”wozuoqishen，sangyinshayaqueburongkangju。tafanlefanbinglijia，lengxiao：“niyiweinishishei？

luobangsheng、dououfan、tuixueyubeiyi，haiganzhiwenwo？nimenzheixieqiongxiaozijiushimafan。”womilemiyan，

xiaole：“zaidashengchao，ganzheibanduibenwangshuohuaderen，zaoguizaitingzhangxia。”“nifengleba。

”tazhuanshenwangwaizou。“zhanzhu。”woyudiaoyileng，“guixiaxiezui。”bingfangdunshijingdeluozhenkewen。

yishengtingzaimenkou，banmiaohoumengdizhuanshen：“nishuoshenme？”“gui。”wolenglengzhongfu，zuijiaoyitiao，

xiaodezhangkuang，“nigangcaidemeiyigezi，ruoshizaichaotangzhishang，yigaigeshesancun。”“shenjingbing！”tanuhou，

“niyiweinishihuangdia？womashangbaojing！”woxiekaozaibingchuangshang，yanshenbingleng，

xiangcengzaiqianjunwanmazhongzouchudexiuluo：“niqu。”talengle。zheiyike，wobujinyoushenjingyandeshenti，

haiyouyuanshenneiduicanlierenshengdejiyi。congweibeirenzhengyankanguo，congweibeirenbaohuguo，yilucaizaixiuruzhongzhangda。

rujinzheijushenti，jiyiguiwo，zidangtitataohuigongdao。yishengliangqiangzhezoule。weiguanderenyihongersan。

woditoukanxiangzijishouxuedeshouzhang，xiaoleyisheng，xiaodeyoulengyouqing。“haoyigexinshijie。

”menkouchuanlaigaogenxiesheng。wotaitou。yiweinvrenniguangerlai，shenchuanjiancaililuodexizhuangzhangku，heifawanqi，

qichangqiangdaorangrenbugankaojin。tabushibieren，zhengshizheijushentide“yijie”——songmin。tazhanzaimenkou，

meiyoukaojinwo，yuqibingdexiangsanyuechurongdebingchuan：“niyouchuanghuole。”wodaliangtayifan，

chunjiaohuanhuangouqi：“nizheifuyangzi，zaigonglizaojiubeiwoshoule。”songminmeixinweizhou。

taxianranjuedewozaishuohuhua，zhidiuxiayiju：“wotinibanleshouxu，tuixuetongzhimingtiandaojiali。

”shuobazhuanshenjiuzou。woquemanyouyoudiqishen，tuozhexuruodeshentizhuilechuqu。“qunaer？”tazhoumeikanwo。

wokantayiyan：“woele。”“huijiachi。”“nizuo？”wotiaomei。

songminlenglengkaikou：“nikeyijiaowaimai。”“wolai。”wocalecazuijiaodexue，dandanyixiao，

“gonglideyushanfangyangchulaideshetou，chibulexiandaizheixieduwu。”tameishuohua，lengmodizhuanshen。

——wogenzhetahuilejia。shigegongyu，zhuangxiufenggejijian，ganjingdexiangjiudian。wogangtuolexie，

songmindilaiyizhangzhi：“nixianzaiwuxuekeshang，mingtiankaishi，quwogongsishixi。duanchadaoshuideneizhong，biereshi。

”“nidasuanyangwo？”“woshinijianhuren。”**zheshafazuoxia，xienita：“nikezhidao，yangyitouhu，

xuyaodeshijingwei，erbushimingling。”tazhoumei，xiangshitouyicirenzhenkanwo，yandishanguoyisitanjiu。

“nijintiannaozibeidahuaile？”wodanxiao：“wozhishixingle。”talenghengyisheng，zhuanshenjinleshufang。

chufanglijijingwusheng。woxianqixiuzi，kanlekanxiandaichuju，shuliandizhaochuguowanpiaopen。buduoshi，

hongshaorouxiangqimimanquanwu，jiazhejiangsuanweiyumizhijiangzhi，xiangdejingren。songminzouchulaishilengzhule。

wokanzhetayiziyijudao：“chenqingniangziyongshan。”tazhengzhengkanzhewo，jiujiuweiyan。zheiyike，wozhidao，

tadeshijie，kaishidongyao。02woduanqiwan，jisongminshengleyishaohongshaorou，reqiliaoraozhong，tameiyanweidong，

quemeijiewan。“nizenmehuizuofan？”tadingzhewo，muguangruili，“sheijiaonide？

”wojialeyikuairoufangjinzuili，mantiaosilidijujiao：“yushanfangneibangrenshoujiaotaiman，woxianfan，jiuqinzilai。

”talengxiao：“yushanfang？”“shia。”woyilianrenzhen，“nidangwozheidaogong，shizaiwangshangxuede？

”tameihuihua，zhinaqikuaizishizhechileyikou。banfenzhonghou，tayanxiaqu，youjialeyikou，

ranhouyishengbuhangdibawanduanzou，chidejikuai，xiangpawofanhuiburangtachiside。“weidaoruhe？

”**zaiyibeishang，tiaomei。“haixing。”tabudongshengsedicazui，yanshenquebuzaineimegaoleng。zheiyidunfan，

chedidapoletaduiwo“feichaizhizi”deyinxiang。fanhoutashuoleju：“chufangnilai。”zhuanshenhuifang。

woxiaolexiao，kanzhetagaotiaoxianxidebeiying——zheishidaobianle，danyujie，yiranshibenwangdecai。diertianyizao，

wogangxiwanzao，chuanzheheitxuzouchufangjian，songminzhanzaimenkou，meitouyizhou。

“nibuhuiyouzailianshenmefengzigongfaba？nishentihaimeihao。”“niyaokanwotuoyifuliangong？”woyuqidandan，

shouyijingfangzaiyibaishang。taliketaishoudaduan：“bizui，genwoxialou。”takaizheyiliangmoheisejiaoche，

zaiwoquletagongsi。songshiguoji，yijiadaxingwaimaogongsi，songminshifuzongcai。jingongsihou，

tabaworengjiqiantai**jie：“rangtadangnizhuli。”qiantaixiaolijiemianlunanse：“songzong，

tashenmedoubudong……”songmintouyebuhui：“rangtagenzhenixue。”“shi、shi。”womiqiyan，kanxiangsizhou。

quanshixizhuanggelvdezhichangnannv，daliangwodeyanshenli，xiemanle“guanxihu”“xiaobailian”。buguo，

woxihuanzheizhongqifen。zheishiyigezhanchang。shangwu，qiantairangwotietongzhi、paotui、jihuiyishidaoshui，

haibuwangchaofengyiju：“zhenbudongsongzongweishenmeyaonilaizheili，feiwuyige。”wolandehuizui，

zhizaixindimomojixiazheixieren。daozhongwu，gongsigaoguanhuiyigangjieshu，yiqunrenluxuzouchuhuiyishi，

wotingjianshuxideshengyin：“songzong，wokeyiqingnichifanma？”wocetouyikan，

linsiyan——neigelvchaweihunqi，huazhejingzhizhuangrong、caizhegaogen、lianshangguazhezhiyeshixiaoyi。

songminyanpidoumeitai：“nishi？”“woshilinsiyan，shenjingyandeweihun……pengyou。”tadunledun，weixiao，

“woxiangdangmianxiangnijieshiyixiaguanyuyanyandeshi。”songminzhongyutaitou：“taxianzaishiwojiaren。niruoshizhaota，

huijiazaishuo。”shuowan，taliluodizhuanshen，zoujindianti。wocongpangbiankaoguoqu，zuijiaogouqi：“siyana，

nizheishizhuanxinglaizuotiangoule？”talianseyibian，kandaowochuanzheyuangonggongpai，qingmieyixiao：“yo，

nihaizhenlaiduanchadaoshuilea？”wotiaomei：“yaobushiwoyijie，wocailandelini。

”“nibujiushikaotacainenghunkoufanchi？”“neinixianzaizheifuzitai，shixiangkaowo？”talianseyijiang，

zhouweirenkaishitouxiao。“wogaosunishenjingyan，wobushilaigennichaojiade，wozhishi——”wozhijiedaduanta，

taochushouji，bofangyiduanluyin：“——jiutazheizhongfeiwu，bupeipeiwo，fanzhengwoyoubanfarangtagunchuxuexiao。

”shitashuode，qingqingchuchu。linsiyanlianshuayixiabaile：“ni、nitouluyin？！”“shinizijishuode。

”wolengxiao，“woyemeishuohuishan。”tahuxijicu，yaoyaqiechidizhuanshenlikai。woshouqishouji，huitouyikan，

songminjingbuzhiheshiyouzhanzaidiantimenkou，zhengdingzhewo。“nishenmeshihoulude？”“tarijiangshanweiding，

chenzidangxianbuju。”woqingshengdao。songminchenmoleyimiao，zhuanshenzoujinbangongshi：“jinlai。”wogenjinqu，

taguanshangmen，huranzhizhidingzhewokan。“nidaodishishei？”woxiaole：“nikeyijiaowoshenjingyan，

yekeyijiaowodianxia。”“nizaiwanwo？”“nijuedeni？”tachenmoshumiao，kaozhebangongzhuo，

yanshenfuza：“nizuijinshuohua、zuoshi、biaoqing……doubuxiangyiqiandeni。”“neishiyinwei，

wobuzaishiyiqiandeneigefeiwu。”tameiyoujixuzhuiwen，zhishuoleyiju：“nizaichuluanzi，wobuhuibaoni。

”“nidongshoushishi？”talengheng：“wonengbanidahuiyiyuan。”wozoujinyibu，dingzhetaneishuanglengliedeyanmou，

dishengdao：“nibugan。nidademeiyixia，wodouhuijizhang。”tazhuanshen：“chuqu，biedangwofengkou。

”wotuilebanbu，quedixiaochusheng。zheigenvren，kaishidongyaole。bangwan，wozuogongjiaohuijia。

cheshangpengdaojigetongxiaohunhun，lingtoudezhengshizuotianweiouwodenansheng。“yo，feiwushenjingyan？”wozhanqilai，

taishoujiushiyibazhangchoutalianshang：“bizui。”talengzhu，xiayimiaoxiangpushanglai，woqueyigezhoujisuohou，

zaiyijiaotizaitaxigaishang。renqunsankai，sijidoumengle。“yange，raoming，wuhuiwuhui！”wozhanzaitamianqian，

chuiyanxiaodao：“congjintiankaishi，zairangwotingjian‘feiwu’zheilianggezi，nijiuguizhehanwozuzong。”“haohaohao，

zuzong！yange！”gongjiaocheshang，yipiananjing。erwo，ditoucalecazhiguanjieshangdexuehen，

qingshengdao：“nimenxiandaide‘feiwu’，wobutaihuidang。”03fangxueshijian，yangguangpianxi，

wogangzoudaogongsilouxia，jiukandaoyigeshuxideshenyingdunzailubianku。linsiyan，chuanzheqianfenselianyiqun，

zhuangkuhuale，yibianchouqiyibiantoukanshoujijingtou，dianxingde“lvchashishangxin”。

pangbianhaiyougedagongmeimoyangdenvshengzaipaita：“xinglesiyan，goule，pengyouquansucaigoule，biezaidunzhele，

rendoukuaixiaofengle。”“nidongshenme！”linsiyanzhanqilai，qiahaoduishangwotoulaideshixian，

yanquanshunjianhongdegenglihaile，weiqudiyaochunpaoleguolai。“yanyan，

wo、wozhendebushiguyihaini……”wochixiaoyisheng：“yanjidaoshijinbule。”tazhanzaiwomianqian，

xiangzhigangbeiyulinguodexiaotuzi：“neitiandeshi，woshibeibide，wobashuonibunengkaoshangdaxue，

buzhidewotuolei……”“suoyinijiuzaoyaowo‘qiangponi’，ranhoubaojing、tuixue，yijianshuangdiao？

”talianseyibai：“womeiyou……”wotaochushouji，dakaibeifenshipin，

pingmushangqingxidibofangchuneitianjiaowushimenkou，tahetabadeduihua——“rangtagun，mashanggunchuxuexiao，

wogenxinnanyouyaogeqingbaishenfen。”shipinyichu，zhouweirentingxiajiaobu。linsiyanliandoulvle。

“shenjingyannifengle！ni**wo？”wobashoujishouqi：“e，neiwoyinggaidangzhongjiniguzhangshiba？

”tazhangzuijiebabantian，kuqiangdoubengbuzhule：“woshiniweihunqi，nijiuzheiyangduiwo？”“baoqian。

”woditoucoujintaerbian，shengyinlengdexiangbing，“congwoxinglaineitiankaishi，woduinizhiyoulianggezi：exin。

”huayingangluo，huranyourenchusheng：“yo，linsiyan？”songminbuzhiheshizhanzaigongsimenkou，

mianwubiaoqingdikanzhewomen。linsiyanyishunjianshouqiyanlei，huanshangzhiyexiaorong：“songzong……ninhao，woshisiyan，

shenjingyandeweihunqi。”“weihunqi？”songmintiaomei，muguangluozaiwolianshang，“wozenmebuzhidaonihaidingguoqin？

”woweixiao：“minjianchuanshuo，bukexin。”linsiyandeliansebianleyoubian，

yanshenkaishifaxu：“wohetacongxiaodingxiade，yanyanyizhixihuanwo……”“baoqian。”songmindaduanta，

yuqilengdan，“shenjingyanxianzaishiwojianhuren，wohuiquebaotaweilaibubeilajirendarao。

”linsiyan：“ni……nipingshenmezheiyangshuowo？”“woshitajie。”songminyuqiyidun，dandanyixiao，

“falvyiyishangde‘qinren’。”zheijuhua，xiangyijibazhang，zhijiechouzailelinsiyanlianshang。

tayaozheyadinglewohaojimiao，zuizhongcaizhegaogenxieqichongchonglikai。renqunsanle，

songminzoudaowoshenbian：“niluyinshipinzheixie，shizaojiuzhunbeide？”“nijiewozhangdehaokan，budaibiaonaoziman。

”woyixiao，“huangzizennengbuxianbuhaoju？”“nixianzaidaoshiyuelaiyue……buxianggegaozhongshengle。

”wodingzheta，xiaoyibugai：“nizheishikuawozaoshu，haishianshiyaoyishenshifa？”tafanlegebaiyan：“gun。

”wanshang，tazhaolizaicanzhuoduimianchuliwenjian，wozuoletangculiji，duanshangzhuo。“changchang？

”“niyaoshiyizhizheimeguai，wokeyikaolvjinijialinghuaqian。”“neiniyaoshiyizhizheimehaokan，

woyekeyikaolvjinishenggehuangzi。”“……”tayikoufanchadianyezhu，“nibizui。”**zaiyibeishang，

manyouyoudao：“nifaxianlema，congwomenjianmiandeneitianqi，nijiuyizhimeinengzhangkongjiezou。”tabuyu，

mouzhongquefuchuyisiguang——bushifennu，ershixingzhi。wozhidao，zheiweibingshanyujie，yijingkaishipofang。

diertianzaoshang，wojinbangongshideshihou，mishuxiaolikanwodeyanshenbizuotianshunyanlexuduo。

tadilaiyifengxin：“songzongrangwozhuanjiao，shuoshinixiawuqinzidaiguoqu，jitianhongjituandehezuodaibiao。

”wonaqixin，fengkouhongzhanghaire，yiweizhegangqianwan。“tianhongdedaibiaoshishei？”“haoxiangxinglin，

shidongshizhangzhizilinzhe。”wozuijiaoweigou：“zhenshishuren。”xiawusandian，tianhongjituanhuiyishi。

woyishenheichenshanzoujinqu，jiukandaolinzhezhengyizaishafashang，pangbianzuozhe……linsiyan。tayiyankandaowo，

lianseshunjianbianle。“zenmeshini？”linzhezhoumei。wozuoxia，baxinfangzaichajishang，

shengyinqingxi：“songminshouquan，woquanquandaibiaosongshicanyuqiatan。”“niyigegaozhongsheng？”linzhelengxiao，

“nipeitanpan？”wobukanta，zhidakaiwenjiandai，fandaozuidiye，

chouchuliangzhangdayinziliao：“zheishinimengongsiquniansanjiduyuyijiaqiaogongsizijinwanglaijilu。

zheili——”wozhizheqizhongyitiao，“xujiahetong，zouzhangyangaikuisun，yinxingdaikuanpianpichenggong。

xianzaizheijiaqiaogongsiyijingpochan，ruguowobazheitiaosongdaoyinjianhui，nimenxinyongpingjihuilikexiajiang，

rongzijiangbeidongjie。”“nihushuobadao！

”“wohaikeyijiayitiao——nihelinsiyanlianshoushougousongshiyikuaixiangmudipi，tiqianzuokong，sijidayagujia。

”huiyishianjingdezhenluokewen。linzheliansetieqing，linsiyanshentidoukaishifadou。woqishen，

bawenjiantuiguoqu：“nimenxiangwan，wofengpei。dannimenyongyuanbuzhidaowodaodihaiyouduoshaodipai。”shuowan，

touyebuhuidilikaihuiyishi。wanshang，songminzhanzaiyangtaishangdadianhua，yueguangluozaitajiantou，

fangfojitaduleyicengbingyin。“……ng，tahenchuse，shenzhiyouxie……taiguo。”tagualedianhuazhuanshen，

kandaowoduanzheliangbeichazhanzaimenkou。“jini。”“nibushibuhecha？”tajieguobeizi。“neishiyiqian。

”“nidaodijinglileshenme？”wozoujinyibu，kanzhetadeyanjing，qingshengdao：“wojingliguoshengsi，

douguohuangquan，kanguobaiwanrenliuxue。xianzaidewo，zhixianghuhaoyanqianzheigeshijie，he……ni。”tazhenglezheng，

yanshenzhongyuweiweiruanlejifen。neiyike，wozhidao。tadefangxian，yijingliechudiyidaokouzi。04zaoshangqidian，