《chuanchenglieshihoudai，xiaxiangqianbankongjipinjia》cishuzuoweiqiushuiyingyingdeyibenchuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo，qingjiequzheqiefengfu，ticaixiangduixinying，diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi：【xiaomai，yumihedami，meiyangyiwanjin，haiyousanqianjindepingguo，wuqianjindeli，siqianjindejuzi，qitadeyoudianshao。】……
yulaotaidezhizijidasunzibeizhuaqideyaosi，yehenyujingjinghendeyaosi：“tayijingbatadabomusongjinqule，juranliantatanggeyebufangguo，zheigechusheng，niezhang。”
gongandao：“nizheihuazashuode，nijiarenganhuaishihaiyoulile？renjiaxiaogunianghaishoudaolejingheleni。”
zheiyangderenzhuayibaicidoubuyuan。
yujianminhezhaojinhuamuzichenggongzailimianjinxinglehuishi，lianggerendouhensileyujingjing。
ranertamenzaizenmehen，renjiadouguodehaohaode，yikuairoudoubushao。
yudabohuijialejieleqingkuang，caizhidaoyujianminzuowanxingdongshibaile，bujinmeitoudaoqianhefangben，tahaibaibaizhesunjinquyigeerzi。
“ma，yujingjingtataihenxinle，talianzijideqintanggeyesongjinqule，jianminkeshininweiyidesunzia。”
yulaotaizuixintengzijidedasunzile，maqileyujingjing。
“siyatou，feiyaobazanmendouhaisitacaibaxiua。laoeryegoubuxiaode，zijisile，liuxiazheimegesiyatou，liangkouzizajiububasiyatouyiqidaizou！”
“ma，nikeyaojiujiujianmin，zanmenjiakebunengmeiyoujianmin。”
“zou，zanmenzhaotaqu，rangtazhaogonganfanglejianmin。”
sanrenfengfenghuohuojiuquzhaoyujingjingle。
yujingjingchiguozaofan，shoushituodang，zhengyaoquzhaoliailingtamenjiaojiegongzuo，gangzoudaolouxia，jiuyushangleyulaotaiyudaboheyuyanjiaosanren。
yulaotaiduizheyujingjingjiushipitougailiandema：“siyatou，nizenmenengbaogonganbanitanggezhuajinqu，nikuaiquzhaogonganshuoshuo，rangtamenbanitanggejifangchulai。”
yujingjingmeiliaodaoyichumenjiuyuqipa，dantabuhuirangqipapohuaitabenjiumeihaodexinqing。
xiangfan，qipayuenanshou，tajiuyuekaixin。
“nainai，yujianminshibeigongandaizoude，nimenyaoshixiangjiuyujianmin，zhijiezhaogonganjiuxingle，nizhao**ma？”
“yinweishinibaodegongan，niyaoshibubaogongan，gongannengbarenjizhuazouma？”
zheihui，haimeidengyujingjingkaikou，weiguolaidelinjuxianbuleyile。
“laotaitai，qiaonizheihuashuode，yujianminzuotianfanchuangjinlejingjingfangli，xingkuijingjingtizaoyouzhunbeizhuazhuleta。nishuoshuo，dawanshangfanchuangjinrenjiajiali，tayaogansha？kendingbuganhaoshi，beigonganzhuazou，neishitahuogai。”
yiqianyujingjingbuganfankang，neiyijiarenzaitamenmianqianyeyizhizhuangzuoguanxinyujingjingdeyangzi，jintianlaotaipodehuliweibazhongyuluchulaile。
“tatanggenenggansha？haibushipatawanshangyigerenhaipa，guolaibaohutama？”
“pei，kuinishuodechukou，wohaishitouyicitingshuobaohurenfanchuangde，wozhitingguozuohuaishifanchuangde。”
“jiushijiushi，zheilaotaitaijiushipianxin，qiaoqiao，duidaidaerziyijiaduohao，duidaixiaoerzineishishijingdeboxuehenvedai，renjiabamayichushi，nimenhenbudehuoboshengtunlerenjiaxiaoguniang。”
yujingjingkandaolinjumenmailideweizijishuohua，neitaziranyaopeihebiaoxianderouruomiaoxiaoyixie。
“shushuayi，yeyenainai，dabodaniang，xiexienimenweiwoshuohua。nimenshuodemeicuo，wobabahuozhedeshihou，wonainaibushigentayaoqianjiushiyaodongxi，kequeconglaibuguanxintagongzuoleibulei，yebuguanxinwohewoma，wodaboyijiayeshichanglaidaqiufeng，zheixienimendoukanzaiyanlide。wobamahaoxinhaoyijitamenzhaolegongzuo，jieguotamendoufanguolaidaodayipa。
babamamayixisheng，tamenjiuxiangjinbanfagenwoyaoqian，wojiejiletamenyixie，tamenhaibusixin，yaobawoshoulideqianquanyaoguang，buzhiyaoqian，tamenhaixiangyaowomenjiadefangzi，yaowodegongzuo，dabomutoutoujiwobaomingxiaxiang，jiushidadezheigezhuyi，dangranzheijianshiwodabohewonainaiyedoushizhidaode，tamenhehuoxiangbawogandaoxiangxia，xiangbazhanlewomenjia。
wocaizuowanwotanggeguolaijiushiweiletouqiantouwojiadefangben，wozhishiweilebaohuziji，rangnimenbangwobaolegongan，wozenmehaiyoucuole？”
yigelaodaniangshuo：“jingjing，nimeicuo，keqianwanbuyaowangzijishenshanglanzuize。cuodeshitamen，tamenlangxingoufei，zisizili，enjiangchoubao。xiangdangchu，nimenbamayouduoxiaoshunneigelaotaipowomenkedouzhidao。ketazenmeduidainimenwomenyekanzaiyanli，dangshiwojiushuoa，zheilaoershitaqinshengdema？zheipianxindoupiandaogezhiwoqule。”
yulaotaitingdaozheimeyishuo，dunshijiunule，duizheneigedaniangkaipao。
“buhushuo，nierzicaibushiqinshengde，womenjialaoerjiushicongwoduzilidiaoxialaiderou，yidiandoubujia。”
neigedanianggenbenbuyiweiyi：“woneilianggeerziyigegenwozhangdexiang，yigegenwojialaotouzhangdexiang，neimoshengrenyikanjiunengzhidaowomenshiyijiaren。neinishuoshuo，nijialaoergennizhangdexiangma？gennijiasiqulaotouzhangdeyebuxianga。”
“jiushia，jingjinggentamenjigezhangdeyebuxiang，jingjingzhangdeduopiaoliang，qiaotamenjiayigegewaigualiezaode。”
“nimencaiwaigualiezao，nimenquanjiadouwaigualiezao。”yulaotaichadianbengqilai。
yujingjingyekaishihuaiyi，nandaotababazhendebushiyulaotaiqinshengde。
“aiya，yuanlaiwobabagenbenbushitaqinshengde，woshuoni，taduidaidabojiaheduiwomenjiaqubiezajiuneimedani？”
“nibiehushuo，nibashiwoshenshangdiaoxialaiderou，jueduishiwoqinshengde。”
“wobuxin，niyaoshiwoqinnainai，jueduibuhuizheiyangduiwo，wobakendingbushiniqinshengde。”
“dui，bushiqinshengde，yulaotai，nikuaishuoshuo，nishicongnaerjiandejingjingba，yaoburanjiushinicongbierenjiatoubaoguolaide。”linjumendouyongranshangbaguadexiaoyanshenkanzheyulaotai。
yulaotaiyankanzhebeizhongrenweigong，yitanqi，yiduojiao，niushenlikaile。
yudaboheyuyanjiaogenjinzhuilechuqu，“ma，jianmindeshihaimeijiejueni。”
yulaotaizhinengzhangzhangdetanzheqi，“nimeijianneisiyatouzuiyingma？niyiweitahuifanglejianmin。”
qishishitaxinlihaiyoulingwaideshi。
yudabozhuishanglaotaitai，youwenlelingyijianshi。
“ma，tamenshuolaoerbushiniqinshengde，shizhendema？”
laoerzhibitaxiaoyisui，youlaoerdeshihoutahaibujishi，ziranyebuzhidaolaoerjiujingshibushitamaqinshengde。
dantamaduitamenyijiaheduilaoeryijiaconglaidoushiqubieduidai，yiqiantazhiyiweizijizhangzi，suoyibeilaozipianxin，xianzaixiangxiang，gujihaiyoubiedeyuanyin。
“ma，yaoshilaoerbushiqinde，neiwodeqinerdini？”
ruguozheigeerdishiyoubenshide，tayenengzhanshangguangle。
yulaotaichengtayiyan：“nibietingneixierenhulielie，tajiushiniqinerdi。zanmenhaishixiangxiangzenmebajianminjiuchulaiba。”
tamenyouqulegonganju，gongangaosutamen，yujianminfanzuidezhengjuquezao，sheilaiyejiubuleta。
sankourenzhinengzaicihuidaojialishengmenqile。
jiashuyuanli，yujingjinghelinjumenyiqisongzoulewenshenyijia，linjumendouweiyuzhanganfuqiheyujingjingwanxi。
“gujinibajiubushitaqinshengde，buranzanengneimeduinimenyijia。”
yujingjingshuo：“woyijingdengbaogentamenduanjueguanxile，buguanshibushiqinshengdedoubuzhongyaole。”
“yihoujinliangbugentamenlaiwang。”
“是。”
yujingjingheliailinghaiyouxiaokuiyiqichulejiashuyuan，youqujiaoleliailingdebiaojiehewaishengnv，tamenyiqiquleyaochang，baneiliangfengongzuojinxingle**，xiawuyoujinxinglefangwuguohu。
bazheixiedouchuliwan，yujingjingdadasonglekouqi。
tayigerenzoujinzhiqingban，jinqujiuwangfuzezhiqingxiaxiangdengjidedajieshoulisailelianggeyoudayouhongdepingguo。
“jie，zheishiqinqijiazhongde，jininchangchang。”
dajiejiantayijianmianjiusaidongxi，“baomingxiaxiangyebuyongzheiyangba，jiujingchuleshenmeshi？”
yujingjingzaitaduimianzuoxialai，“jie，bumanninshuo，shizhendechuledianshi。jiushiwotangmeixiangyaoxiaxiang，ketajiadehukoubenturanzhaobujianle，tajintianyeyoushi，jiurangwodaitalaibaoming。”
dajiejianneihongtongtongdepingguoqueshiyouren，ganjinshoudaolezijidebaoli。
naqibi，zhunbeizaidengjibiaoshangxiemingzi：“shuoba，nitangmeijiaoshenmemingzi，hujibianhaojizhema？taxiangqunali，shiyaochadui，haishiqunongchang？”
“wobiaomeitajiaoyuyanjiao，xianyandeyan，jiaomeidejiao，hujibianhao……tacongxiaojiutebiejuyoufengxianjingshen，shuoweilenenggengdalidezhiyuanguojianongcundejianshe，tabupakubupalei，zhunbeiyigetiaojianbijiaoeliehejiankudedifang，shibushixibeitingfuhetayaoqiutiaojiande？”
dajiexiaolexiao：“nitangmeinengyouzheiyangdejingshenzhendenande，henzhidejingpei。jirantanengchiku，kenchiku。”neijiurangtaduochidianku：“jiuquxibeineibianqueshuifengshaduoyixiededifangba。”
“haohaohao，zheizhengshiwotangmeideyisi，wohuiqugaosuta，takendinghuihengaoxingde。”
dajiesuijijiuxieshanglexibeimoutebiepinkunxiandemingzi。
qishitayeleyi，yinweiyibanrendoubuyuanyiquneigedifang，youbeifendaoneigedifangde，jiashujiuhuixiangjinyiqiebanfazhaotagenggaidifang，yaoshiyoudianguanxidehaizhenbuhaoban，zhenghaozheigeyuyanjiaotongzhikeyitianbuyixiakongque。
tacongchoutilinachuzhiqingbutiejileyujingjing：“neibiantiaojianjianku，guojiajidebutieyeduoyixie，yigongshierbaikuaiqian，shizhangpiaozheng，ninahao。”
“aiyaaiya，wotangmeijiushizheimeshuode，tashuotaqulejiankudedifang，hainengjijialiduoliuxieqian。”
“haizhenshigexiaoshundehaohaizi。”
yujingjingbaqianpiaoshouhao，“jie，wozoule。”
“ng，gaosunitangmei，santianhouzouren。”
“好的。”
cishi，“xiaoshunhaohaizi”yuyanjiaohaibuzhidaozijihenkuaijiuyaoquxibeichishazile。
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