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baokuanxiaoshuo《chuanchengtangseng：qujing？qugepi，woyaochengbanverguo！》，zhujiaoshisunwukongguowang，shuyuchuanyuezhongshengleixingdexiaoshuo。baxunlaozeiyiqichusedewenbihejingcaidejuqingfazhan，jiangduzhedairuyigezhenshiyouluojideshijie。zheibenshuyinrenrusheng，renwuxingxiangliti，feichangermuyixin。zhideyidu！zoudaochuangbian，kanzhechuangwaijiaojiedeyueguang，yingzaofenwei，“nidengkezhi，fofawubian，puduzhongsheng，qixingshibingfeizhiyouxitianqujingzheiyitiaolu？”sangetudimianmianxiang……

精彩章节

1wo，xuseng，yigeershiyishijideshechu，cikezhengzuozaiyizhangsanfazheyouyoutanxiangdediaohuamuchuangshang。

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zhengshiwode“haotudi”——sunwukong、zhubajie、shawujing。wochuanyuele。chuanchengletangseng。

neigezhihuishuo“wukongjiuwo”denongbaoheshang。gengyaomingdeshi，genjuwogangjieshoudaodejiyi，

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juranshuoshenme“laishiruoyouyuanfen”？wopei！jianzhishibaotiantianwu！qianshi996fubaohaimeishougou？

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koushuidoukuailiuchulaile：“nverguo？heihei，shifu，tingshuoneiliquanshibiaozhidexiaoniangzi……”“daizi！

xiudehuyan！”sunwukongyibangziqiaozaizhubajietoushang，fachudongdeyishengmenxiang，“fomenqingjingdi，

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yaobushisunwukongsisizhuaizheta，kongpazaojiuchongjinrenduilile。henkuai，womenbeiyinzhiyiguananzhi。

nverguodeguanyuan，yedoushinvzi，suishenzheguanpao，quenanyanenatitai，shuohuashengyinqingcuiyueer。

tamenduiwomenshifenkeqi，danyanshenzhongdehaoqihetanjiusihaobujiayanshi。youqishiduiwozheige“yudigege”，

gengshizhaoguyoujia，xuhanwennuan，chadianlianxizaoshuidouyaobangwofanghao。woqiangrenzheneixindejidong，

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chuchutouzheyiguwanyuedeqixi。yinludegongnvgegemaomeiruhua，shenduanyaotiao，zoulurutongfengzhongbailiu。

zhubajiedeyanjingdoukuaikanzhile，koushuididade，beisunwukonganzhongqialehaojixiacaiziyaliezuidishoulianxie。

shaheshangdaoshimubuxieshi，zhishijinwozhejiangyaobaozhang，yifusuishizhunbeidongshoudebaobiaomoyang。erwo，

biaomianshangyanguanbi，biguanxin，xinlidexiaosuanpandadepipazuoxiang。yanhuishezaiyuhuayuandeshuixiezhizhong。

sizhuyueer，xiangqixiren。dangneiweizaixiyoujizhongbeixingrongwei“yuelichangenandaoci，

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tashenzhefengpao，toudaizhuguan，meiruyuandai，musiqiushui，jifushengxue，chunruodianzhu。duanzhuangzhongtouzhewumei，

weiyanlihanzherouqing。tadeyipinyixiao，doudaizheyizhongnanyiyanyudefengqing，

zuyirangrenhezhengchangnanrenxintiaojiasu。wotingdaoshenpangdezhubajiedaoxileyikoulengqi，

liansunwukongdehuxidousihutingdunleyishun。“dongtudatanggaosengyuandaoerlai，guarenweicengyuanying，haiwangshuzui。

”guowangdeshengyinrutongchuguhuangying，qingcuiyueer，youdaizheyisiyonglandecixing，tingderengutoudouyouxiefasu。

woqishen，danshoulizhang，xinglegefoli：“amituofo。bixiayanzhongle。pinsengfengtangwangzhiyi，

qianwangxitianbaifoqiujing，lujingbaodi，mengbixiashengqing，ganjibujin。”yifanketaozhihou，geziluozuo。

gewuqi，jiayaoshang。xijian，guowangdemuguang，daduoshushijiandouluozaiwoshenshang。neimuguangdadanerzhijie，

chongmanlexinshang、haoqi，yijiyizhonghaobuyanshide……zhanyouyu。woguzuobuzhi，

zhishizhuanxinduifuyanqiandesuzhai，oueryuguowangjiaotanjiju，yedoushiguanyufofa、fengturenqingdezhengjinghuati。

danwonengganjuedao，kongqizhongmimanzheyizhongaimeidezhangli。jiuguosanxun，caiguowuwei。guowangqingqinghuilehuishou，

gewuzanting，leshituixia。shuixiezhongzhishengxiawomenshitusiren，yijiguowanghejigetieshennvguan。

qifenbiandeyouxieweimiao。guowangduanqijiubei，qingminyikou，muguangzhuozhuodikanzhewo：“shengseng，guarenyouyiyan，

buzhidangjiangbudangjiang。”“bixiadanshuowufang。”wozhidao，xiroulaile。“shengsengkezhi，woxiliangnvguo，

zikaitianpidiyilai，biancongweiyouguonanzi。”tadeshengyinrouhe，quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyideliliang，

“guozhongnvzi，jieshiyinneizimuheshuideyiyanxuxuemai。guarenjichengwangweiyilai，yizhiqinzhengaimin，

ranze……shengongjimo，changganshenbianwurenzhilengzhire。”tadunledun，

meimouyishunbushundidingzhewo：“jinridejianshengseng，fengziyingwei，xiangmaotangtang，gengjianfofagaoshen，cibeiweihuai。

guaren……xinshengaimu，yuanyiyiguozhifu，zhaoshengsengweiwang，guarenweihou，congcishuangsushuangfei，gongxiangronghua。

buzhishengseng……yixiaruhe？”suiranzaoyouxinlizhunbei，danqinertingdaozheiqianguchuansongdegaobai，

wodexintiaohaishirenbuzhujiasu。laile！jingdianqingjie！anzhaojuben，woxianzaiyinggaiyizhengciyandijujue，

ranhoushuoshenme“laishiruoyouyuanfen”depihua。danwoshixuseng，bushineigeyumugedatangseng！woshenxiyikouqi，

lianshangluchuqiadaohaochude“zhengzha”yu“panghuang”。wokanxiangwodetudimen。sunwukongmeitoujinsuo，

zhubajieyilianxianmujiduhen，shaheshangzeshiyifu“shifunidingzhu”debiaoqing。“bixia……”wohuanhuankaikou，

shengyindaizheyisi“tongku”deshaya，“bixiahouai，pinseng……pinsengganjitiling。bixiaqingguozhise，

yiguozhifu，gengshishijiannanzimengmeiyiqiu。zhishi……”wohuafengyizhuan，

yuqibiandechenzhong：“pinsengjianfuqujingzhongren，naitangwangsuotuo，fozusuoqi，qiganyinsifeigong，

tanlianrenjianfugui？genghekuang，pinsengzheisangetudi，jienaishoufofadianhua，yixinhuwoxixing，woruozaicizhuzu，

qifeiwuletamendeqianchengzhengguo？”wozheifanhua，shuodeguanmiantanghuang，jibiaodaleduiguowangde“dongxin”，

youtaichulezerenhedayi，shunbianhaibaguoshuaijilesangetudi。guoran，sunwukongwenyan，

likejiekoudao：“shifushuodeshi！anlaosunbaonixitianqujing，shishoulepusadianhua，qinengbantuerfei！

”zhubajiesuiranmanlianbuqingyuan，danyedunangdao：“jiushi，shifu，meirensuihao，

danzhengguoyaojina……”shaheshang：“dashixiongershixiongshuodedui！”nverguoguowangdeyanzhongshanguoyisishiwang，

dansuijiyouliangqiguangmang：“shengsenggulv，guarenmingbai。ruoshengsengshidanxinsanweigaotudeqiancheng，

guarenyikeyibingfengshang，baotamenzaiwonverguoronghuafugui，juebubineixuwupiaomiaodezhengguocha！”haojiahuo！

zheishiyaodabaoquanshoua！woxinzhonganzan，zheiguowangguorangouyisi！danwobunengdayingdezheimekuai，

tairongyidedaojiubuzhenxile，erqiehaiderangzheisatudiziji“zhudong”likai。

wolianshangluchugengjia“zhengzha”deshense，

shenzhibichulejidilenghan（yanjibaofa）：“bixia……cishiguanhuzhongda，pinseng……pinsengxinluanruma，

kefourongpinsengsicunjiri，zaijibixiadafu？”yituiweijin，tuozijue！nverguoguowangjianwobingweiyikouhuijue，

yanzhongzhongxinranqixiwang，yanranyixiao，baimeihengsheng：“zirankeyi。guarenhuijishengsengshijian。yiguanjianlou，

guarenyimingrendasaochugongzhongzuihaodegongdian，qingshengsengyijiaxiexi，manmankaolv。”tadunledun，yanboliuzhuan，

zaiwoshenshangqingqingyisao，dishengdao：“danyuanshengseng……moyaogufuguarenyifanxinyi。”zheiyiyan，

chadianrangwopolegong。amituofo，wenzhu，xuseng，nishiyaogandashideren！

3wozhujinlenverguoguowanganpaideshehuagongdian，biyiguanqianglebuzhiyibaibei。zhuweicuirao，ruanyuwenxiang。

sihoudegongnvgegeshuiling，shuohuaqingshengxiyu，dongzuowenroutitie。zheidaiyu，bizaidatangdangyudideshihouhaishuang。

wozhidao，sunwukongtamenkendingbiezheyiduzihuayaowenwo。guoran，gangandunxialai，pingtuizuoyou，

sunwukongjiuyigejianbucuandaowomianqian，huoyanjinjingdengdexiangtongling：“shifu！nigangcaizaiyanxishang，

shibushidonglefanxin！”zhubajiecouguolai，suanliuliudishuo：“shifu，neinvwangbixiakeshizhenxinshiyi，

nikanneimoyang，neishenduan，neifugui……anlaozhuyaoshini，zaojiudayingle！”shaheshangmenshengdao：“shifu，

qujingdashiyaojina。”wokanzhetamensange，xinlilengxiao。dongfanxin？

laozidongdeshichuanyuezhebuganpingyong、zhuiqiuxingfushenghuodexiongxin！wotanlekouqi，

lianshangluchugaoshenmocedebiaoqing：“wukong，bajie，wujing，nidengyousuobuzhi。weishibingfeidongfanxin，

ershizaicanwuyizhuanggengdadejiyuan。”“gengdadejiyuan？”sunwukonghoulianyihuo。“bucuo。”wofushouerli，

zoudaochuangbian，kanzhechuangwaijiaojiedeyueguang，yingzaofenwei，“nidengkezhi，fofawubian，puduzhongsheng，

qixingshibingfeizhiyouxitianqujingzheiyitiaolu？”sangetudimianmianxiangqu，xianranmeitingdong。

wojixuhuyou：“xiliangnvguo，juguowunan，yinqidingsheng，kansixianghe，shizeweibeiyinyangdiaohezhitiandao，

zhangjiuxiaqu，bishenghuoduan。bixiazhaowoweiwang，huoxuzhengshimingmingzhongzhuding，yaojiecijiyuan，yifofazhendi，

diaohecidiyinyang，daoqixiangshan，shiqizhenzhengchengweiyipianletu。cidenggongde，

huoxubingbuxunyuqianlitiaotiaoquhuijijuanjingshu。”wozhuanguoshen，

muguang“cixiang”dikanzhetamen：“ruonengyongaiganhuayifangzhongsheng，shiqiguiyiwofo，

qibushibidanchunquhuizhenjing，gengyouyiyi？fozucengyan，sejishikong，kongjishise。zaicidililian，

huoxuzhengshiduiweishifofaxiuweidezuidakaoyan。”yifanwailixieshuo，beiwobaozhuangdegaodashang。

sunwukongzhabazheyanjing，sihuyoudianbeiraoyunle。zhubajietingdeyunliwuli，danjuedehaoxianghenyoudaoli，

youqishi“yongaiganhua”zheiju，shendetaxin。shaheshangzuishizai，naozhetouwen：“shifu，

nei……neiwomenhaiquxitianma？”woweiweiyixiao，daqilejifeng：“xinxianglingshan，chuchushilingshan。

ruocidinengchengfoguo，youhebizhizheyuxifanglutuyaoyuan？”budengtamenxiaohuazheihua，wolianseyizheng，

kaishishuaiguo，ebu，shifenpeirenwu：“dangran，cishiguanhuzhongda，weishiyibunengduduanzhuanxing。wukong，

nishentongguangda，fanqingnianzhongchatanyifanzheinverguoshangxia，keyouheyinyouhuoyichang？bajie，

nixinsi……xini，qudatandatanminjianfengxiang，kankanbaixingduicishiruhekandai。wujing，niwenzhongkekao，

shouweizhizejiujiaojinile。”xianbatamenzhikai，miandezaiyanqianhuangyouyingxiangwofahui。sunwukongyitingyourenwu，

haishitanchagongzuo，lailejingshen：“shifufangxin，anlaosunququjiuhui！”shuowanyigejindouyunjiumeiyingle。

zhubajieyitingnengzhengdaguangmingqujieshang“datanfengxiang”，ledepidianpidiande：“shifuyingming！

anlaozhuyidingdatingqingchu！”shuozhejiuliuchulegong。shaheshangzelaolaoshishidikangzhebaozhang，

zhandaogongdianmenkoudangmenshenqule。qingjingle。wotangzairouruandejintashang，chizhegongnvbohaodeshuijingputao，

kaishizixipansuanxiayibu。jiesantuanduishiguanjian。sunwukongshigebuwendingyinsu，taduirulaidechengnuokandehenzhong，

dexiangbanfarangtazijijuededaixiaqumeiyisi，huozhejitazhaogegengzhongyaode“shiye”。zhubajiehaoban，

zheijiahuoyizhizuibujianding，tantuxiangshou，zhiyaonverguotiaojiangouhao，zaijitadiantiantou，

biru……xutajifangpiaoliangxifu？takendingledeliuxia。shaheshangshigelaoshiren，meishenmezhujian，

dagailvshisuidaliu。nandianzaiyu……tiantinghexitiandetaidu。wozheimemingmuzhangdandiqiaofozudeqiangjiao，

rulaihuibuhuiyibazhangpaixialai？haiyouneigexiezijing，anzhaoyuanzhu，wojujueguowanghou，huibeixiezijingluzou，

xianzaiqingjiegaibianle，tahaihuichuxianma？kanlai，dejinkuaigongguzijizainverguodediwei，

zuihaonengzhangwoyidingde“liliang”，huozhezhaodaonengrangtiantinghexitiantoushujiqidechouma。zhengdangwochensishi，

dianwaichuanlaitongbao：“bixiajiadao！”zheimewanle，tahailai？woganjinzuoqishen，zhenglileyixiajiasha。

nverguoguowanghuanleyishenqingbiandegongzhuang，shaolejifenweiyan，duolejifenroumei，

zaiyueguangxiagengshimeidebukefangwu。tahuishouranggongnvtuixia，kuankuanzoudaowomianqian，yanzhongdaizheguanqie：“shengseng，

zhuzaicichukehaixiguan？ruoyourenhexuyao，jinguangaosuguaren。”“duoxiebixiaguanhuai，cichushenhao。

”wobaochiweixiao。tazaiwoshenpangzuoxia，yiguyouxiangchuanrubijian。“shengseng……kaolvderuhele？

”taqingshengwendao，yanshenzhongdaizheyisijinzhangheqidai。wokanzhejinzaizhichidejuemeirongyan，

xinzangbuzhengqiditiaoletiao。wenzhu，xuseng，zheishikaoyan！“bixia，”wozhenzhuozheciyu，“pinsengshensiliangjiu，

bixiachengyi，tiandikejian。ruonengyifofajiaohuacifangbaixing，yishigongdewuliang。

zhishi……”woluchuweinanzhise：“pinsengneisangetudi，youqishidatudisunwukong，xingzijieao，

yixinzhixiangbaowoxixing，qiudezhengguo。ruowozhourandaying，kongtaxinzhongbufu，naojiangqilai，jingraobixiahebaixing，

fanweibumei。”xianbahouzituichulaidangdangjianpai。guowangwenyan，yanranyixiao：“yuanlaishengsengshigulvcishi。

wufang，sanweigaotujieshinengren，guarenziyouanpai，dinghuirangtamenxinganqingyuanliuxia。zhiyaoshengsengni……diantou。

”tashuozhe，shenziweiweiqianqing，tuqirulan：“shengseng，nikezhi，zijiannidiyimian，guarenbianjuesicengxiangshi，

fangfodengdaileqiannianwannian……”zheisheidingdezhu？woganjuezijidedinglizhengzaifeisuxiajiang。buxing，

deganjinchakaihuati。“bixia，”wozhengsedao，“cishihaixucongzhangjiyi。

pinsengtingwenguiguobaixingjieyinzimuheshuifanyanhoudai，buzhiciheyuantouzaihechu？keyoushenshenyi？

”wodexiangaoqingchuzheinverguodehexinmimi，shuobudingnengzhaodaoshenmechouma。guowangjianwozhuanyihuati，

yanzhongshanguoyisishiluo，danhaishidadao：“zimuheyuanyuguodouwaidejieyangshanpoerdong，youyikouquanyanyongchu，

quenaiwoguozhigenben。shengsengduiciganxingqu？”jieyangshanpoerdong？neibushiruyizhenxiandedipanma？

luotaiquansuozai？woxinzhongyidong，yinyinzhuazhuleshenmexiansuo。“zhishihaoqiwenwen。”woxiaolexiao，

“tianseyiwan，bixiacaolaoguoshi，haixuzaoxiexiexicaishi。”zheishixiazhukelingle。

guowangshenshendikanlewoyiyan，sihuxiangcongwoyanzhongkanchuxieshenme。zuizhong，tayouyaqishen：“jiranruci，

shengsengyezaoxieanxie。guarenmingrizailaikanni。”songzouleguowang，wozhangshuyikouqi。zheiwenrouxiang，

guoranshiyingxiongzhong，kaoyantaiyanjunle。buguo，jieyangshan，luotaiquan……huoxushigetupokou。4diertian，

sunwukonghezhubajiexianhouhuilaile。sunwukongzhuaernaosai，yilianbushuang：“shifu，zheinverguoshangxiaganjingdehen，

liangexiangyangdeyaoguaidoumeiyou！wuqu，shizaiwuqu！”tazheizhandoukuang，meijiadajiuhunshennanshou。

zhubajiezeshiyilianxingfen，coudaowoerbiandiyu：“shifu！datingqingchule！zheinverguodeguniangmen，

tingshuobixiayaozhaoninweiwang，gegedouzhichidehen！doushuobixiazaojiugaizhaogebanle！erqie……heihei，

tamenduianlaozhuyetinghaoqide，haojigegunianghaitoutousaijiwoshoupani！”qiaonineidianchuxi！woxinzhongbiyi，

danlianshangqueluchuxinweidexiaorong：“kanlaibixiazaicidishendeminxin，cinaixiangzhao。wukong，

nijuedecidiminfengruhe？”sunwukongpiepiezui：“baixingdaoshianjuleye，jiushiyinqitaizhong，

anlaosundaizhebiequ！”yaodejiushinibiequ！wodiandiantou，youkaishiguanjitang：“wukong，nikezhixiuxingzhiren，

dangchubianbujing，shiyinggezhonghuanjing。cidiyinqisheng，zhengshimoliannixinxingdehaodifang。xinjingziranliang，

xindingzeqishun。”sunwukongsidongfeidong，danyemeifanbo。zheishi，younvguanlaibao，

shuoguowangqingshengsengjigaotuyoulanyuhuayuan，bingyoushixiangshang。youlaile。daoleyuhuayuan，guowangjinriqisejihao，

meiyanhanchun。hanxuanguohou，tapailepaishou。yiqungongnvduanzhetuopanyuguanerru，tuopanshanggaizhehongchou。“shengseng，

sanweigaotu，”guowangxiaozheshuo，“guarenzhinidengxixingxinku，tebeixiaboli，liaobiaoxinyi。”hongchoujiekai，

dunshizhuguangbaoqi，huanghualerenyan。jiwodeshi：yidingxiangqianzheyemingzhudebaoguan，yijianyongjinsizhijiudejiasha，

haiyouyichuanyibailingbakeshenhaizhenzhudenianzhu。jisunwukongdeshi：yitaosuozihuangjinjia，fengchizijinguan，

ousibuyunlv！zhengshitadangniandanaotiangongshidexingtou！

jizhubajiedeshi：jiuchidingpaxingzhuangdechunjinbaijian（zheiyuyi……），yidaduilingluochouduan，shanzhenhaiwei。

jishaheshangdeshi：yikeedandadeyemingzhu，haiyouyitaojingmeideliulichaju。dashoubi！

jueduishixialexuebenle！zhubajiedeyanjingshunjianzhile，dingzheneihuangjindingpahemeishi，koushuihualalade。

liansunwukongkandaoneitaoshuxidezhuangbei，yanshendouhuanghuleyixia，shanguoyisifuza。shaheshangpengzheyemingzhu，

hanhoudelianshangyeluchujingxi。guowangguanchazhewomendefanying，weixiaodao：“xiexusuwu，buchengjingyi。

ruozhuweinengzhangliuwoguo，guarenbiyiguoshixiangdai，fuguironghua，xiangzhibujin。”gongxinweishang！

zheiguowangbujinmaomei，shouduanyegaoming！woxinzhonganzan，danxihaideyanxiaqu。

wolianshangluchu“huangkong”zhise：“bixia，zhei……zheitaiguizhongle，pinsengkuibugandang！”“shengsenghebituici，

zheishiguarenyipianxinyi。”guowangmuguangzhuozhuodikanzhewo，“zhiyuzuorisuotizhishi……”woshenxiyikouqi，

zhidaobunengzaituole。“bixia，”woyilian“zhengzhong”，“chengmengbixiahouai，

pinseng……yuanrenzhenkaolvyubixiadeyinyuan。”cihuayichu，sunwukongmengdikanxiangwo，zhubajieliekaidazui，

shaheshangyilianjingya。guowangzeshixishangmeishao。danwohuafengyizhuan：“ranze，hunyinnairenshengdashi，

yiguanhuguoti。pinsengnaichujiaren，haisuzhaoxu，xubingmingtiandi，fenxiangdaogao，dedaofozu……ng，

hedaozudeliangjiefangke。”wolinshibadaozuyelashang，zengjiakexindu。“ciwai，wofomenzuizhongyuanfa。

pinsengyubixianengfouchengjiuhaoshi，haixujingguoyifankaoyan，yizhengyinyuantiancheng。”“kaoyan？hezhongkaoyan？

”guowanghaoqidiwen。woweiweiyixiao，kaishiwakeng：“pinsengtingwenguozhongyouzimuhe，naishengmingzhiyuan。

youwenjieyangshanyouluotaiquan，kejietaiqi。zheiyishengyijie，anhanyinyangzaohuazhimiao。pinsengxiangqingbixiayunzhun，

qianwangjieyangshanpoerdongyiyou，canbaiquanyan，ganwuziranzhidao。ruocixingshunli，

bianshishangtianrenkeniwoyinyuanzhizhao。jieshi，pinsengzaiwugulv，dingdangyubixiaxieshou，gongzhixiliang！

”wobazijidazaochengyigezunxunguli、zhongshizhengzhaodeqiancheng（wei）sengren。qujieyangshan，

yilaikeyishidikaochaluotaiquandeqingkuang，erlaikeyihuihuineigeruyizhenxian，sanlai……bashuijiaohun，

kankannengbunengyinchushenmebiangu，zuihaonengrangsunwukongtamenjuedezheidifangmafanshiduo，buxiangdaixiaqu。

guowangwenyan，buyiyouta，fanerjuedewoshifenzhengzhongqishi，xinzhonggengshihuanxi：“yuanlairuci。shengsengyouxinle。

jieyangshansuiyouxiexianjun，danguarenkepaijingruiweiduihusongshengsengqianwang。”“bubilaoshidongzhong。”woganjinjujue，

“youwozheisangetudizai，zukebaopingan。bixiajinghoujiayinjike。”daishangdaduirenma，

wohaizenmegaoxiaodongzuo？sunwukongyitingyoudifangkequ，kenenghaiyoujiada，likelailejingshen：“shifufangxin，

youanlaosunzai，guanbaowushi！”zhubajiehaichenjinzaishoudaoliwudexiyuezhong，yelianliandiantou。

shaheshangziranshimeiwenti。yushi，xingchengjiuzheimedingxiale。diertianyizao，womenshitusiren，cibieguowang，

qianwangjieyangshan。likaiwanggongshi，wohuitoukanleyiyanneiweiedegongdian，yijizhanzaigaochuyaowangdeqianying。

nverguo，woxuseng，yidinghuihuilaide！erqie，shiyizhurendeshenfen！5jieyangshanjulinverguodoubuyuan，

danshanshidouqiao，linmuyoushen。poerdonggengshipianpinanxun。yousunwukongzheigehuogpszai，

womenhenkuaizhaodaoledifang。dongkoubeitengmanzheyan，yinyinyouquanshuidingdongzhishengchuanchu。“shifu，jiushizheilile。

”sunwukongzhizhedongkoushuodao。wodiandiantou，zhenglileyixiayiguan，zhengzhunbeijinqu。turan，

dongneichuanlaiyishenglenghe：“hefangshensheng，shanchuangwoxianjiadongfu！”yidaoshenyingshanchu，dangzhuledongkou。

lairenshigedaoshidaban，shouchiyibingfuchen，mianrongyinzhi，yanshenruili，poyoujifenxianfengdaogu，

danmeiyujiandaizheyiguxieqi。zhengshiruyizhenxian。tadalianglewomenyifan，muguangzuizhongluozaiwoshenshang，

lengxiaodao：“wodaoshishei，yuanlaishidongtuquxitianqujingdeheshang。nibuquganlu，laiwozheipoerdongzuoshen？

”wodanshoulizhang，bubeibukang：“amituofo。pinsenglujingbaodi，tingwenxianzhangdongfuyoulingquanyiyan，

telaicanbai，ganwuziranzhidao，haiwangxianxinggefangbian。”“canbai？ganwu？”ruyizhenxianchixiaoyisheng，

“shuodedaohaoting！nizheiheshang，mobushibeineinverguoguowangmizhulexinqiao，xianglaizhebuzoule，

paolaiwozheilixunshenmeyoutouba？”woxinliyijing，zheiniubizixiaoxitinglingtonga！

kanlainverguoliyoutadeyanxian。sunwukongbunaifanle，taochujingubang，hedao：“nizheipodao，haoshengwuli！

woshifuhaoyanxiangshang，nituisanzusizuoshen！kuaikuairangkai，ranganshifucanbailequanyan，

haohuiquyuguowangbixiachengqin！”zhubajieyelunqidingpa：“jiushi！shixiangdejiuganjinrangkai，

miandenizhuyeyedongshou！”ruyizhenxianmianduisunwukonghezhubajie，jinghaowujuse，fuchenyishuai：“heng！

sunhouzi，zhuganglie，bierenpanimen，wokebupa！zheiluotaiquannaiwozhenshouzhibao，qishinimenshuokanjiukande？

xiangyaojinqu，xianguowozheiyiguan！”aiyouhe！haitingyingqi！wodaoshixiangqilaile，

zheiruyizhenxianshiniumowangdexiongdi，youdianbeijing，benshenyeyoudianbenshi，yuanzhulisunwukonghetajiaoshou，

yishibanhuieryemeinaxia。“podaotaoda！”sunwukongxingruliehuo，lunqijingubangjiuzaleguoqu。

zhubajieyeyaohezheshangqianzhuzhan。shaheshanghuzaiwoshenqian。dunshi，dongwaiyichanghaodou。jingubanghuhushengfeng，

jiuchidingpahanguangshanshan，neiruyizhenxiandefuchenyewudemibutoufeng，

juranhesunwukong、zhubajiedadeyoulaiyouhui。woduozaihoumianguancha，xinlipansuan。zheiruyizhenxianshigemafan。

tashouzheluotaiquan，jiudengyuqiazhulenverguofanyanhoudaidemingmaizhiyi（suiranzhuyaokaozimuhe，

danyiwaihuaiyunxuyaodataideshihoujiudeqiuta）。woyaoshixiangzhangkongnverguo，zheigerenyaomeshoufu，

yaome……chudiao。buguo，kantazheixiaozhangdeyangzi，shoufunandubuxiao。zhengdangwosisuoshi，zhanjufashenglebianhua。

sunwukongbijinglihai，zhaodaogepozhan，yibangzisaozairuyizhenxiandetuishang。ruyizhenxianchitong，liangqiangyixia。

zhubajiechenjiyipazizhuguoqu，chadianbatazhugetouxinliang。“aiyou！”ruyizhenxiancanjiaoyisheng，

jianbushiduishou，huazuoyizhenkuangfeng，jiuwangdonglizuan。“yaoguaixiuzou！”sunwukonghezhubajiejiuyaozhuijinqu。

“wukong，bajie，qieman！”woganjinjiaozhutamen。qiongkoumozhui，hekuangshizaiduifanglaochao。“shifu，

weihebuzhui？ranganlaosunjinquzaletadequanyan！”sunwukongbujie。woyaoyaotou，guzuogaoshen：“amituofo。

wodengshilaicanbaiganwu，bushilaizhengdoude。jiranxianzhangbuyuanxingfangbian，wodengyebubiqiangqiu。jiyuanweidao，

qiangqiuwuyi。womenhuiquba。”wodebaochiwo“gaoseng”derenshe，bunengbiaoxiandexianggeqiangdao。erqie，

wocixingdemudeyijingbufendadaole——querenleruyizhenxiandecunzaihediyi。

sunwukonghezhubajiesuiranbuganxin，danhaishitingconglewodehua。huiqudelushang，sunwukongdunangdao：“shifu，

neipodaowuli，weiheburanganlaosunjiaoxunta？”wotanlekouqi：“wukong，nikezhineiruyizhenxianshihelaili？

”“guantashenmelaili！”“tanaishiniumowangdexiongdi。”wodianpotadeshenfen。

sunwukongyileng：“niudagedexiongdi？”dangniansunwukongzaihuaguoshanchengwangshi，heniumowangdengliugeyaowangjiebai，

chengqidasheng，niumowangshilaoda，tashilaoqi。suishuohoulainaofanle，danzongguiyoudianxianghuoqing。

“jingshiruci……”sunwukongnaolenaotou，youxieyumen。zhubajiechazuidao：“niumowangyouzenyang？

taxianzaigenzhefozuxiuxing，hainengguanzheixianshi？”wokanletayiyan，

yiweishenzhangdishuo：“duoyishiburushaoyishi。wodengcixing，shiweiqiuyuanfa，feiweijiechou。jiranxianzhangbuyuan，

shuomingniwoyuneiquanyanyuanfenweidao。huoxu……shitianyiruci。”wokaishibaguowang“tianyi”shangyin，

weihouxukenengde“yinyuanbucheng”maixiafubi。sunwukongchenmobuyu，sihuzaizhuomoshenme。

zhubajiezedianjizhehuiquxiangshouronghuafugui。huidaowanggong，nverguoguowangzaoyidenghouduoshi。jianwohuilai，

lianmangyingshang：“shengseng，cixingkehaishunli？”wolianshangluchu“yihan”he“chenzhong”debiaoqing，

yaoleyaotou：“bixia，pinsengyoufusuotuo。neishouquandexianzhang，xingqingguao，buxuwodengkaojinquanyan。

pinsengganqishouhuzhize，yibuyuanqiangqiu，zhidefanhui。”wotanlekouqi：“huoxu……cinaitianyi，

niwodeyinyuan，shangxumonan。”guowangyiting，huarongshise，jimangzhuazhuwodeshou（ruanyuwenxiang，

shouganjijia）：“shengseng，hechuciyan！buguoshiyigeshouquandaoshi，guarenzheijiupaibing，jiangtanaxia，

weishengsengchuqi！”ganshouzheshouzhongdehuani，woxinshenyidang，danganjinmonianamituofo（zhuangde）。

“bixiabuke！”wozhengsedao，“dongyongwuli，tuzengshanie，feirenjunsuowei，yifeiwofomensuoyuan。

ruoyinniwozhishi，daozhibinggexiangjian，baixingshouku，pinsengxinhenengan？ciyinyuan，buyaoyeba！

”woyituiweijin，biaoxiandeshenmingdayi，youguoyoumin。guoran，guowangbeiwo“gaoshang”deqingcaogandongle，

meimouzhongshuiguangyingying：“shengseng……nizhenshicibeiweihuai。shiguarenkaolvbuzhoule。

”tajinjinwozhewodeshou：“danguarenjuebuhuifangqi！jiranshengsengbuyuandongwu，guarenbianqinziquqiuneixianzhang，

napasangumaolu，yeyaoqiudetatongyi！”kanzheguowangjiandingdeyanshen，woxinzhonganshuang。henhao，maodunzhuanyile。

rangguowangquheruyizhenxianjiuchanba，wozhenghaokeyianzhongguancha，sijierdong。erqie，jingguojieyangshanzheiyitang，

sunwukongsihuyoudianxinshizhongzhong。zhubajiezewanquanbeinverguodefuguiwenrouxiangmizhule。

shaheshang……tahaishigegongjuren。jiesantuandui，zouxiangrenshengdianfengdejihua，zhengzaiwenbutuijinzhong。

jiexialaidejitian，nverguoguowangguoranqinziqulejitangjieyangshan，danmeicidouwugongerfan。

jushuoneiruyizhenxianruanyingbuchi，shenzhilianguowangdemianzidoubuji，yaosilebujiandaotangsengbenren，

juebukaifangluotaiquan。zheiniubizi，shigenwogangshangle？guowangyouxinchongchong，wozeanzilengxiao。kanlai，

zheiruyizhenxianbeihou，kongpayourenzhishi。shisheibuxiangrangwoliuzainverguo？xitian？tianting？

haishibiedeshenmeshili？buguanshishei，zheitanshuishiyuelaiyuehunle，zhenghewoyi。sunwukongzheijitianyoudianfanchang，

buzaixiangyiqianneiyangshangcuanxiatiao，shichangyigerendunzaiwudingshang，wangzhexifangfadai。wozhidao，

tashizaixiangqujingdeshi，zaixiangtade“zhengguo”。zhubajiezechedifangfeiziwo，

pingjiezhe“shengsengertudi”deshenfen，zaiwanggonglihegongnvmendadehuore，xiaoriziguodemeizizi，

gujidoukuaiwanglezijixingshale。shaheshangyijiukejinzhishou，

danwofaxiantaoueryehuikanzhenverguopingjingdejieshichushen，buzhidaozaixiangshenme。kanlai，

wenshuizhuqingwadecelvekaishijianxiaole。zheitianwanshang，wozhengzaidazuo（qishishisikaoxiayibujihua），

sunwukongturanqiaowushengxidichuxianzaiwomianqian。“shifu，anlaosunyouhuashuo。”wozhengkaiyan，xinzhongyidong，

mianshangpingjing：“wukong，heshi？”sunwukongnaolenaotou，houlianshangshaoyoudeyansu：“shifu，

anlaosunxianglejitian，juede……juedezanmenhaishidequxitianqujing。”e？zhongyubiebuzhule？

woguzuojingya：“e？weiheturanrucishuo？mofeijuedezaicidibukuaihuo？