《chuanchengxinbing，xitongdaiwohenshuajunduijilu》shiyibujifuxiangxiangliheqihuansecaidechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，youyuzhoudiyishenqingjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，qinyuanzhaodehaizhishenyuyigeshenmideshijie，zhankaileyiduanguanyuyouyi、yongqihexinrendemaoxianzhilv。qinyuanzhaodehaimianduizhegezhongmofaheguaiwu，tongguozhihuiheyongganzhanshenglekunnan，zuizhongdadaolemubiao。sanbanfulengxiao：“buyanzhong?neixiaozichadianjiunadaogenpaizhangganjiale!ruguobushinimaoxianqulanzhe，gujitaxianzaidoubeisongdaojianyuqudaizhele!”……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeshenqihelingrenzhemideqihuanshijie。
dancishi，sanrensihuyijinghunmiguoqu。
tianchuangyijingbeizalan，limianyouzheyiduinitu，haiyousuishi。
nanrentoushang，gengshiliuzhexianxue！
“快！加快速度！”
qinyuanzhilezhitamenshangmiandeshanpo，“shangmiandeyidakuainituhesuishi，kuaiyaochengbuzhule！”
shangweikanleyiyan，dunshiliansedabian。
“快！”
“ruguozaibeizheixiesuishinituyazhu，zhenggechezihuibeiyabian，tamenjiuchedimeijiule！”
两人加快速度。
cishiliangrendeshuangshou，zaojiumopolepi，xianxuebuduanliuchulai。
danliangrengenbengubudetengtong。
“qinyuan，jiranniyoujunrenzerengan、shiminggan，weishenmeyaojujuefubingyi，yaohuijia？”
shangweikanzheqinyuanjiurenbizijihaixinjihemaiming，buyouhaoqideyibiannuliwayibianwendao。
qinyuanyeshitoudoubutaidehuidadao：“temesunzixianghuijia！”
上尉：“？？？”
qinyuan：“beiyashangchezhiqian，wobushibuduanfankangshuobuzoule，yaohaohaodangbingma？nimenyebuxina！”
shangwei：“hezhenimeikaiwanxiao？”
qinyuan：“wonaozijinshuilenazijideshengyuheqiantukaiwanxiao！yezhiyouneige**huizheimezuo！”
上尉：“？？？”
那个**？
他是在骂自己吗？
jingguoliangrendenuli，henkuai，bianshiwakaileyigechemen。
cishi，limiandesanren，douyijingchedihunmiguoqu。
xiaohaizisiwusuineiyang，beimamawanzheyao，baohuzaihuaili。
neimuqinshenshangyazheyikuaishitou，xianxuezhiliu，yanyanyixi。
erzhujiashizheibian，fuqinyeyinweichongjili，zhuangzailefangxiangpanshang，toupoxueliu。
tamendakaideshizhujiashideweizhi，zhinengxianjiufuqin，cainengpajinqujiumuzi。
jiangfuqinjiuchuquhou，qinyuanbianshikuaisupalejinqu，jiangmuqinjilachulai。
“qiu……qiu……ni，jiujiu……wohaizi……”
muqinyongjiweixuruodeshengyinchongqinyuanshuodao。
“nifangxin，womenyidinghuijiunihaizide！”
“danniyaoxianfangsong，nibuxianchuqu，womenmeifajiunihaizi。”
muqinsuiranzhongshang，danhaiyouyidianyishi，tingdaoqinyuandehuahou，zheicaihuanhuansongkaibaozhehaizideshou。
qinyuanjiangmuqinconghouzuotuodaoqianzuolai，ranhoushangweikaishijieshou。
“qinyuan，kuaidian！shangmianyaodingbuzhule！”
“好！”
shangweiganjinbeizheneimuqinlikai。
“不好！”
“nishiliulaile！neijunrentongzhihaimeichulaini！”
jiuzaiqinyuanjianghaizibaodaoqianzuo，zhunbeichuqushi。
waimiandequnzhong，bianshichuanlaiyizhenzhenjingjiaosheng。
“我日！完蛋了！”
qinyuankanzheneiqingpenxiexialaidenishiliu，lianseshunjiancanbai。
zaizuihouyike，tayibabaozhuxiaohai，jiangqihuzaishenxia……
轰！
judadenishiliushunjianjiangchezifugai！
“秦渊！”
gangdaizhemuqinpaochuqushijimideshangweitingdaohoumiandexiangsheng，zhuanshenkanqu。
faxianqinyuanheneiliangheisedecheyiqi，beinishiliumaile！！！
“叮！”
zaibeinishiliuyanmeideneiyike，qinyuandenaohaizhong，xiangqileyidaojixiesheng。
“huanyingsuzhulaidaoxinshijie！”
“shenjixuanzexitongchenggongjuexing！”
houmianxitongdeshengyinhaixiangqi，danqinyuanyijingchediyunsiguoqu！
《zhongdaxinwen！binhaishixxlubaofanishiliu，wuliangchebeimai！》
《liangmingjunrenmaosijiuchushiyimingshoukunqunzhong！sheishizuikeaideren？》
《weijiuren，beinishiliuyanmai，yimingjunrenbeijiuchushengsibuxiang！》
…………
zaizheibiandenishiliubaofazhihou，henkuai，zheibiandexinwen，bianshichuanbianwangluo。
dangshizaixianchangdequnzhong，doujiangpaidaodexianchangshipin，fadaolewangshang，yinqijidadehongdong！
quanwangdouzaigesongzanyangbuguzishenshengmingweixianjiurendeshangweiheqinyuan！
“julejie，liangweijunrenzhanshiyigongzaizuiweixiandenishiliubaofaqulianxujiuchuleshiyiren。haishengxiayigexiaohaihaimeilaidejijiuchulai。”
“diercinishiliuzaicibaofa，qizhongyigexiaozhanshibingmeiyoulijitaoli，ershiyongzijideshenquweixiaohaidangzhulechongji！hexiaohaiyiqibeiyanmai！！haihaojiuyuanrenyuanjishigandao，congshituzhongjiangliangrenjiulechulai！”
“xiaohaiyinweiyouxiaozhanshidebaohu，yijingtuolileshengmingweixian！danxiaozhanshiqueshibeisuishizazhongshenti，zhijinhaizaiicuqiangjiu！”
“qingrangwomenyiqiweizhanshiyingxiongqidao！”
gegexinwen、duanshipinwangzhan，douxiangjibaodaolezheitiaozuixindexinwenxinxi。
wushuqunzhongfenfenzaipinglunquliuyan，qidaolaotianyebaoyouneihaizaiqiangjiudezhanshi！
cishi，binhaishirenminyiyuan，henduomeitirendouweizaizheili，douxiangzhenadaoguanyujiurendezhanshiyingxiongdezuixinzhuangkuang！
yiyuanqiangjiushiloudaowaimian，youzhejimingjingweiyuanjiangxianchangkanguanzhe，chuleyishenghushizhiwai，qitaren，doubunengjinqu！
erzaiyigefangjiannei，shangweichongqianmiandejigeshouzhanghuibaodangshidejutiqingkuang。
tingwanhou，weishoudeyigedaxiao，zheicaizhanqilai，manliangankaidao：
“zheishiyigehaozhanshia！shiwomenbudui、junrendejiaoao！”
shangweishengyinweiweishayadeshuodao：“ruguodangshibushiqinyuantongzhizai，wohennanyigerenjiangshoukunqunzhongjiuchulai，zhipa……”
daxiaochongpangbiandeyigeshangxiaowendao：“zheimehaodeyigeyoujunrenzerengan、shiminggandexinbingtongzhi，zenmehuijujuefubingyi？zheiqizhong，shibushiyouqitadeyinqing？nimendiaochaqingchumeiyou？”
menghutuantuanzhangzhaodehaiweiweiningshengdao：
“wucanmou，zheigeqinyuan，wodouquzuoguojicitadesixianggongzuo。shuoshihua，tadangshideneizhuangtai，zhendebushihedangbing。”
“jujuexunlian、rumalaobingbanzhang、lingdao，sanfanwucizuoyaonongluanzhengtizhixu……”
“shuoshihua，woyeshizhenbuzhidao，zairenminqunzhongweixianlailinshi，tayouneigejuewu，tingshenerchu。”
junquwucanmouweiweizhoumei：“kewozenmetingshuo，zaoshang，womendetongzhiyaojiangtadaizoudeshihou，tajianchifankangshuoyaojixuliuzaibuduifuyi，bukenlikai？”
zhaodehaiyizheng，kanxiangyibiandetuanlicanmou，“youzheishima？”
tuanlicanmouweiweidiantoudao：“you。”
zhaodehaiyinu，“younizenmebugenwoshuo？”
tuanlicanmouweiqudejieshidao：“dangshijunquminglingxialaile，shiqiangzhijiangtatuihuiqu。erqie，zheiqinyuanzaixinbinglianyigeduoyue，fanfuwuchang，gezhonghuangyanzhangkoujiulai，womendourenweitashiweilemianzi，guzuoshuobuxiangzoude……”
neishangweichiyidao：“baogao，shouzhang，youjianshi，woxianggennimenhuibaoyixia。”
jirenkanxiangneishangwei，“shenmeshi？”
shangweishuodao：“dangshizaiyingjiushoukunqunzhongdeshihou，wowenguoqinyuantongzhi，weishenmejujuefubingyi。”
“tashuo，shazicaixiangzou，tashixiangliuxialaide。”
“yinweidangshijiuyuanyaojin，wosuiranyihuo，danyemeiyouzixiwenqingchu。”
“zheiqinyuan，woyejiechuguojici，dequeganjuetacongzaoshangbeiqiangzhidailideshihou，genzhiqianwanquanbuyiyang。”
“anlishuo，tazheimezuoyao，jiushiweilehuijia。kezaicheshang，wokandaotashentaifeichangshiluo，xiangshidiulehunyiyang。”
“wocai，takenengxinlishizhendebuxianghuijia。ruguozheici，tanengtingguolaidehua，wojianyi，shifouyaochehuikaichutajunjidejueding，rangtajixuliuzaibudui。”
“废话！”
junquwucanmouyilianrenzhendedao：“ganbuchehuima？taxianzaikeshirenminqunzhongxinzhongdeyingxiong！”
“ruguorangrenmenqunzhongzhidaotashiyinweijujuefubingyide“taobing”，renminqunzhonghuizenmexiang？womenbuduidexingxiangzenmeban？tazijiyouzenmegenshehuijieshi？”
“tajiulezheimeduoren，zuochulezheiyangdehaoshi，chengweidajiaxinzhongdeyingxiong，keyicongyidingchengdushangshuo，taxianzaishibuduidexingxiangdaiyanren！”
“junquzheibian，bujinhuichehuimingling，haihuijitabanfazhangong！”
dunleyixia，junquwucanmoujixushuodao：“buguo，haishidedengtaxinglaiwenqingchu，cainengzuochujueding。”
“lingwai，guanyutajujuefubingyibeiqiangtuihuiqudeshi，yidingyaobaomi！nimentuanli，congxianzaikaishi，renheren，buyunxutanlunqinyuanzhiqiandeshi！weifanzhe，junfachuzhi！”
“shi！”zhaodehaiyingdao，dangjianpaishouxiacanmouquxiadamingling。
“shouzhang，neiwaimiandeneixiemeiti，gaizenmegentamenjieshi？”
wucanmouchenyinleyixia，shuodao：“jiugentamenshuo，tamenlianggeshiwaichuzhixingrenwu，ganghaopengdaonishiliu。”
“是！”
“baokuowandianqinyuanjiashuguolai，yezheimejieshi，bunengshanglerenjiajiashudexin。”
“是！”
………………
几个小时后。
“yisheng，womendetongzhizenmeyang？”
wucanmoujirenchongshoushuyishengjinzhangwendao。
yishengzhaixiakouzhao，yilianchenzhongdedao：“mingshibaozhule。dantadeshentishoudaozhongwudejiyahezhuangji，tineiduogeqiguanshousun、leigudouduanlejigen。”
“zuizhongyaodeshinaobuyeshoudaolezhuangji，nengbunengxingguolai，buganqueding，kantazijideyizhilihezaohuale。”
wucanmoujinsuomeitou，“nishishuo，taxianzaijiugenzhiwurenyiyang？”
yishengweiweidiantou，“keyizheimeshuoba。”
jirenmianmianxiangshi，liansedoujiweiningzhonghenankan。
ercishi，zhongzhengbingfangnei。
秦渊躺在床上。
shentishibunengdongdande，yanjingyebizhe。
dantadeqianyishi，shiqingxingde。
“系统？”
秦渊下意识的喊道。
takejide，zaizijibeiyanmaideqianyike，sihutingdaolexitongdeshengyin。
guanyuxitong，qianshiruwuqian，tayebushaokanxiaoshuo，ziranzhidaozheiwanyishisha！
“叮！”
“系统在！”
“宿主请说！”
tingdaoxitongdeshengyin，qinyuandunshixingfenleqilai，juranzhendeyouxitong！！！！
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