xiaoshuo《chuanchengxiaoheizi，xinghaowoyoujianjianxitong》，ciwenyizhidoushixiaobianxihuandeleixing，rukengbukui，zhurengongyougushuangchengxiaochusheng，shizuozhehuiwuerjunsuoxie，wuguanggaobanbenjianshu：jiuzaizheishi，neixiaochushengyeyijingcongwaimianhuilaile。taqichuanyuyudejiangshoushangdesimidapaizhixieyaodijixiade……
他是真的愣住了。
这**。
你问我这个？
kaishenmewanxiao？sheimaichanpinhaiyaoqubeisongguojiadeshengchanzhizaobiaozhun，suiranziliaoshangyou，budanyouguoneide，haiyouguowaidebiaozhun，danshizheidoushiyixiefuluhaobuhao，jibenmeiyourenhuiqubeihaobuhao？
yinweizheigenbenbushiyewuyuandeshiqing，shishengchanjishurenyuandeshiqinglehaobuhao。
zijiteniangdezhiyaoquedingrenjiashianzhaozheigebiaozhun，bingqiehegeledebujiuxingleme。
guanjianrenjiahaishuoleyijunimenyinggaihenshu，zheirangshironghuayishijianjingranyouyixieshuobushanglai。
直播间里。
wangyoumenqianmiankanzheshishironghuatamenqianmiantandezheimeshunlidewangyou，yuanbenhaiyiweigushuangchengtamenzheiyizuyeyaotanchengdingdanle。
sheiliaoyouchulezheiyangyigebug。
neishironghuakanqilaiyebuxiangshinengdashanglaideyangzi。
yigegedefenfentishironghuanieleyibahan。
“zheigeshironghuakezhenxing，tayigerenjiujizhulerenjialianggerendeneirong。”
“hahaha，renjiashidaizheshixishenglaibangzhuzijide，shironghuashidaileyigediegenzijitankehu。”
“wandanle，zheikerenbiqianmianjizudekerenmingxiannanduifutaiduole，budanyaolejiechanpincanshu，hai**yaoshuoguojiadebiaozhun。”
“zheigushuangchenghaisuancongmingde，zhidaozijibuhui，zhishaotameiyouqiangxingshuohuatianluan。”
“xianzaikanqilai，zhiyouxiaochushengtamenneiyizunengnadaodingdanle。ai，woyizhikanhaodegushuangchenga，nizabujilini！”
会议室里。
施荣华沉默了三秒。
jiangyingdejichuyigexiaorong，zhunbeihexuzongjieshizijizanshibuzhidao，keyihuiquzhengliyixiazaifaxinxidaoxuzongyouxiang。
ketagangtaitouzhunbeikaikoudeshihou。
忽然。
“anzhaowomenguojiatsgq2001-2015deguifan，qizhongjizhuyaoshoulijiegoujianhezhuyaojigoukongzhixitongdezhucanshufanweifenbieshi......”
yidaokouchiqingxi，youjiweizixindeshengyincongshironghuadeerbianchuanlai。
shironghuayileng，xiangdaoleshenme。
ranhouxiangshijianleguiyiyangdezhuanshenkanqu。
jiufaxianshuohuade，zhendeshigushuangcheng。
靠......
zheijiahuobuhuizailuanshuoba.......
zijidoumeiyoujizhudedongxi，gushuangchengzenmekenengjidezhu。
shironghuabennengdejiujuedegushuangchengkendingshizaixiabianluanzao。
“wanle，babiqle。”
“xianzainixiashuoyitongkenenghainengbakerenpianguoqu，neiyihuikerenkanleziliaofaxianduibushangzazheng？”
“neihouguoqibushibizijizhijieshuobuhuihaiyaoyanzhong。”
“yigeshinengliwenti，yigeshirenpinwenti，nishuonagegengyanzhong？”
shironghuazaixinlinuhouzhe，danshoufue，manliandetongku。
henbudebianshenyiquanchaoren，zhijieyiquanbagushuangchengjisongchuwaitaikong。
danshitazheigeshihoule，yebunengzhijiedaduangushuangchengle，zhinengdenghuiquyihou，limabazhengquedeshujufajixuzong，kannengbunengwanhuile。
neixuzongqueshiyanqianyiliang，chayidekanzhegushuangcheng：“e，kanlainizheigeshixishenglejiedemanduo。”
“neiwohaixiangwenyixia，zheijigeshuju，guoneidebiaozhunheguowaidebiaozhunyinggaishibuyiyangdeba，niqingchuguowaidebiaozhunma？”
“buzhidaonimendeshebeishujushibushizaiguowaidebiaozhunfanweinei？”
shironghua：......
zhibojianwangyou：......
xiangdoubuyongxiang，xianzaizheinandu，yijingshijihebeishudeshangshengle。
congyuanbendenandu，zhijieshangshengdaolediyujinandu。
yaozhidaonanhejixiexianzaizhuyaodeyewufanweihaishizaiguonei。
duiyuyixieguowaideshujuyaoqiu，suiranzaiziliaolihuiyou，danshigenbenyongbudao。
youbumaichuqu，zhidaoguowaideshujuyoumaoyonga？
shironghuanaozifeisuyunzhuan，tazhidaoxianzaizheigeshihoubunengyingshang，derushishuo。
jintianzheigedingdansuanshimeiyouxile。
danshiyaobakehujiliuxialai，yihouhaikeyijixufazhanhewajue。
yushitalianmangkaikou：“xuzong，womenpingshidoubu......”
raner，haibudengtadehuashuowan。
gushuangchengzhijiedaduanletadehua，zixindeduineixuzongshuodao：“zheigeshizheiyangde，womenguojiadebiaozhundequeheguowaidebuyiyang，guowaideyaoqiucanshushi......”
“buguoxuzong，womengongsishengchandechanpin，suiranshianzhaoguoneidebiaozhunshengchande，danshiqizhongguanjiandeyibufenshujudequezhenghaoshizaiguowaidecanshuyineide，suoyiwomenzheibufendechanpinwanquanshikeyisongdaoguowaishiyongxiaoshoude。”
“ruguonixuyaodehua，womenwanquankeyifajinizheiyibufendechanpinshujuxinxi。”
施荣华呆若木鸡。
zhibojiananjingdexiangkazhuleyiyang。
meiyouyigewangyoufapinglun，suoyourendoujingdaile。
yinweigushuangchengzheiliulideshuofa，zhendebuxiangshibiande。
yaoshibiandehua，zheizaojiadenengliyetaiqiangdaleba。
shironghuajinzhangdekanzheduimiandexuzong。
tadouyoudiandanxinneixuzonghuipaianerqi，zhijienuchitamenluanbaoshuju。
“砰！”
下一秒。
neixuzongzhendeyonglidepaileyixiazhuozi。
“完了完了！”
shironghuazhenggerensuizhexuzongdepaizhuozi，henhendetiaoleyixia。
xinzhongjincundejiaoxingyebeiyigunzidasuile。
kanlai，gushuangchengzhendeshixiabiande。
zheixiadanzimeiyounaxia，kehuhaiyaodiu......
raner，haibudengdaoshironghuaqishenrencuo。
xuzongjiexialaidehua，jiurangshironghuashuangyanshunjiandengda。
“漂亮！”
xuzongduishironghuashuqidamuzhidao：
“zhuanye，nidailaidezheigeshixishenghenzhuanyema！”
“wogennimenshuoshihua，womengongsizuijinzaikuozhanghaiwaishichang，zhenghaoxuyaozaineibianyeanpaiyitaiqizhongji。”
“danshizheigeshebeidejiageguowaiyaobiguoneigaochubushao，ruguonimenzheibiandechanpinkeyisongdaohaiwai，neiwojiumeiyoubiyaofenkaiyonglianggebutongpinpaideqizhongjile。”
“erqieliangbianjiqiyiyang，daoshihouyuangongdecaozuopeixundounengkuaishangbushao！”
“suoyizheixieshuju，woqishidouyouguanzhuguo，xiaohuozinishuodeshuju，yigedoubucha，liangexiaoshudiandoushiduishangde。”
“wozaiguoneiyeyoubushaotongleixingdegongyingshanglaizhaowobaojia，qianmiandejiangjieqishidouchabuduo，danshizhendemeiyouyigerennenggouxiangnizheiyangbashujushuodezheimeqingchude！”
xuzongxizizideshuozhe，yinweizheiyangyilai，takeyijigongsishengxiayidabidekaixiaohehouqidepeixunfeiyong。
zuihou，xuzonggengshizhijiedashouyihui，zaishironghuadeshadaidaidemuguangzhizhong，zhijiequedinglegoumaiyixiang：
“neiwojiuzhijiecongnimenzheibiangoumailiangtai！buguonimenzaihetongshangyidingyaoxieming，qizhongbixuyaoyouyitaikeyifadaoguowaijinxingshunlideshengchanshiyong。”
“meiwenti，xuzong！”gushuangchengshuangkuaiyingxia。
shiyibianshangdeshironghuakaishicaonihetong。
zhidaocishi，neishironghuahaigenmutouyiyang。
daidaidebaochizhekangushuangchengdezishi。
tabuzhidaoshiyongjingxi，haishiyinggaiyongjinghe，laixingrongcishizijidexinqing。
made，gangcaihaiyiweiyaodingdanyaohuangle，xianzaiyouyoule，yilaihailailiang！
xinqingdougenzuoguoshancheyiyang，ciqibifude。
haizhendeyoudianhuanbuguolai。
“嗯？施主管？”
gushuangchengkanshironghuajiujiumeiyoudongjing，lianmangtixingdao。
“a...e...”
shironghuafanyingleguolai，yishidaozijizoushenle。
lianmangdakaidiannaodewenjian，pilipaladeduizhediannaoyitongmazizuohetong。
neixuzongraoyouxingqudekanzheerren：
“wohuaiyinimenliangge，nicaishishixishengba？”
tazhilezhishironghua，yisinikanzhegengxiangyigeshixisheng，ergushuangchenggengxiangshiyigelaoyuangong。
shironghua：“......”
礼貌，你徐总吗？
danshishironghuayoutingdunleyixia，kanlekanzhengzainulizuohetongdeziji，hezaibianshangjiandudegushuangcheng。
haoxiang，hai**zhenshizheimeyihuishi。
【jiancedaoyourenduisuzhuwuyujiajidujiayouyuan，weisuzhutigongyuannianzhi3dian。】
【dangqianyuannianzhi17dian。】
dengdaocongxuzongbangongshichulaideshihou。
shironghuadoubuganxiangxinzijishouzhongzuzu240wandehetongshizhende。
“你掐我一把！”
shironghuaduigushuangchengshuodao。
“好的。”
gushuangchengzhijieyonglianggeshouzhi，jiuqishironghuashoubeishangderou，laileyige180duxuanzhuan。
“啊！痛痛痛！”
“你来真的啊！”
施荣华连连喊痛。
danshoushangdetong，henkuaijiubeixinzhongdekuailejiqudaile。
yinweizijibushizaizuomeng，ershizhendeqingsongnadaole240wandedingdan！
cishicike，shironghuashenshendetihuidaoleshenmejiaozuotongbingkuailezhe。
直播间里。
gengshichenjilehaoyihui，caisuanshihuobaoleqilai。
xianransuoyourendoubeigangcaideyimujizhenjingle。
“******，zhongyaodeshiqingshuosanbian，gushuangchengnaxiale240wandedingdan？”
“zheicizhendeshigushuangchengdeshili，yaoshimeiyougushuangcheng，wogujitamenlianyitaidedingdandounabudao！”
“gushuangchengyetainiubile，budanjizhuleguoneideceshicanshu，lianguowaideyedoujizhule！”
“kuaikuaikuai，jiwobaneigeguozhuanjiadelianlaigetexie！woxiangyaokankantadelian，zhongbuzhong！”
“gangcaigushuangchengqiangjiuxianchangdechangmianshizaishitaishuaile，congjintiankaishiqi，woluzhuanfen，zaiyebuxihuanneigechuanzhebeidaidalanqiudemingxingle，wozhixihuangushuangcheng。”
kenengzhendejiushiyinweipinglunqulidehushengtaigao。
suoyidaoyanjiuzhendejiujileuxingzhuoyigetexie。
tebiejingtouhuaguoneiguoxingzhuanjiadeshihou。
dajiadoukeyiqingxidekandaotaneizhangyijingyinchendekeyidixiashuilaidelian。
duiyuzheigejieguo，tashiwukenaihe，youzhinengjieshou。
“bujiushiyunqihaoledianme。youshenmehaodeyide，youbukenengyizhiyunqihao，dushubuhaoderen，zongguishiyaoluchuchajingdeyimiande。”
guoxingzhuanjiahaishihenqianqiangdeshuodao。
yuwenlizongsuanshiyoulekeyifanjideliyou，dangjijiuweixiaodekaikoufanboleqilai。
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