《chuangchuziwoliangxuxu》zheishuhaisuankeyi，xiaoxumiaoshugushiqingjiehaixing，liangxuxuchengchenbushipindedemiaoxielingrenxinshengxiangwang，zhuyaojiangdeshi：mamashoushangyidun，henshifeiyi，“tanengbangnisha？”“ta……”“nanbuchengtaxiangnisanguyiyang，dongzheixiedaodao？”“ma，ta……”“……
五万？
wozhuazhuzhongdian，kanwanhaiyaowuwankuai？！
babaguaxiashouji，calecaeshangdehan，zhuantoukandaowo，haiyifukaixindeyangzi，“laoguinv，shijiandinghaole，mingtianxiawusandian，balingniqutanei，tuotuode！”
“爸，他要五……”
“哎——”
babacaidaowoyaoshuoshenme，tailetaishou，“nizheihaizishibusuininaile，caimini！tamenzheixingyouzhenbenshidedouguidehen，zheishiguiju！”
“啥规矩？”
wobujie，“sangujicunlirenkandeshihouyemeiyaoqianya。”
“nisanguneibushuyuzhurenweileme，zaishuocunlirendouzhigenzhidi、zhanqindaigude，qinqijianbanggemang，nahaoyisiyaoqian？”
babashuozhe：“kuangqietayebushizhuanyede，zhuanyedejihuiduo，shawubisanque，xielutianjidehuoer，duigerenbutaihao，duoyaodianqianzhengchang，yidanyoushengmingweixianni，yaoshiwuwankuainengrangdajiadouananquanquan、shunshunlili，zanjiusuanpocaimianzaile！”
woyixiangdaoyoushengmingweixianjiumeipiqile。
“ba，dengwozhangdale，woduozhengqian，huijiabeixiaoshunnide……”
“zanjiaqiandoushinide，shuozheihua！”
babachongwoxiaoxiao，zhuantouyoudaqishouji，botonghoufangdaoerbian，：“xiaoqiao，ai，woshuonixiujiadaoshenmeshihouya，dui，zheibuwoguniangneitianbeichehuohedaolema，a，woxunsirangnichajiankongkankantadangshidaodizahuishi，a，niminggejiuhuijiaojingduila，xing，shangdianxina，riqiwobudougennishuole？dui，bangwozixidekankanneitianlukoudejiankongjiuxing，ng，wodengnixiner……”
wocongxinglixianglinachuxinjing，beixialaileyemeishakekande，“ba，zandezaizheizhuduojiu，shijianzhangdehua，rangergebawoshubenyoulaiba，woluotingduokele。”
benlaishengbinghaitouzhele，sheizhidao……
唉！
babaditouhaianzheshouji，“shahaizi，mingtianjiuwanshile，zanjiuhuixuexiaole，buyongfeizheijing。”
wodianlexiatou，mosuozhejingshu，xinlihaishifahuang。
但愿一切顺利。
但愿。
zheiyiwanwoshuidehenbutashi。
mengliyouhenduoheiyingzaipaichuanghu，pengpengdehanzhewomingzi。
qilaihouwoyanxiadouheileyiquan，pababadanxin，meitaigentajiang。
xiawu，babakaizhechedaiwoquzhaoneigequmoxiansheng。
qizhaobaguaide，congshiqukaichulai，daojiaozhenhouyoukailesangeduoxiaoshi，zhouweidoushidadile，caizhongyuzaiyuedingshijianqiandaolexianshengjia。
zuozheche，tuludiandewoyidianmaobingbuganyou。
daoleyuanmenkou，chongxiachewojiubiebuzhutule。
babadengyucongchengshikuayuedaoxianzhenyouzhiruxiangcunfudi。
dekuichezikangzao，zuihoudezheiduantulutaiqiqule。
babaxiacheyeqiaoqitui，jianwotudesuanshuidouchulaileganmangzhaochuzhijinjiwo，“guinv，meishierba！”
wogongzhejibei，huanglehuangshou，jieguozhijincazui，tuchulaijiuqiangxiele。
“niliangjiushixingliangdeshizhu？”
yuanlichulaigesanshiduosuidenanren，pingtou，pizhegejiuxifuwaitao，zuilihaidiaozhexiaobangenyan，jianbabadiantou，tamengzuoleliangkoutudiaoyantou，xiaolesheng，“xing，haitingzhunshi，genwojinlaiba，fangdashizaijiadengnimenni！”
“好。”
babachanzhewogebogenzhetawangyuanlizou，dagaishikantayoudiantaidiaoerlangdang，bianshitandewendao，“xiaohuozi，nijiushifangdashidezhulima？hewotongdianhuadeneigeren？”
“对！”
nanrendalieliedeyingde，“zuoerbanhoushangjiushiwoheniliaode，woxingqin，qinshihuangdeqin，nijiaowoxiaoqinjiuxing，fangdashishiwogujiadege，womangwannonghuojiulaibangtagaoxiajiedai，doushizijijiaqinqi！”
babaliansemoming，“xiaoqinzhuli，nipingchanghaizuononghuoya，dashibushidouzounanchuangbeitingmangdema？”
“zheiweishizhu，yikannijiubushijianduoshiguangde，neisichuzoudedoushimeihuoyaochuquzhaohuode，woge，bushi，womenfangdashi，youdeshishangmenlaizhaode，genbenjiuchubuqu！”
xiaoqinshuozhe，yousaowoyiyan，“zheijiushinixiaonver？”
“哎对！”
babadiantou，“qingkuangniyinggaidoulejiele。”
“嗯……”
xiaoqinliezhezuizixikanlekanwo，“tinghaokandexiaoguniang，yanxiaquewuheiquqing，yikanjiushibeizangdongxichanzhele，xingle，zhaodaozheilaijiusuannimendejiule，womenfangdashiquxiezuiyouyitao，congyeyebeichuanxialaide，shinajiuwen！”
“ai，zheijiuhaozheijiuhao……”
babayougaoxingle，“xuxunitingdaomei，youliangle。”
wochelechechunjiaosuanhuiying，renmeishajingshen。
sichukanlequan，henchangjiandenongjiayuan，buguomeiyangjiaqin，xiandehenkuanchang，haisuanganjing。
shuoshuoliaoliaodejinlewu，ruyanshigedachufang，fendongxilianggewuzi。
xiaoqindaiwomenquledongwu，jinmenjiukaikoudao，“dashi，shizhudaole！”
wotaiqiyan，kangshangpantuizuozhegenanren，bixiaoqinnianzhangdian，sishisuizuoyou。
shuzhegeyouguangzhanliangdepianfen，zhangdetingputong，bupangbushou，zheyishenbaisedetaijifu。
leisiwushutaozhuang，jiashihenzu。
jianwomenjinlai，taxiangenbabadaleshengzhaohu，xuanjikanxiangwo，babagangyaojieshaoxiawodeqingkuang，tajiutaiqishou，weiweicumei，“cinvyintangfahei，mianronghuian，youqunmoluanwuzhixiang，kanlaizaoshouxiechongkunraoduori，lianglaoban，nizenmecailaini？”
“zheibushicaidatingdaoninma！”
babamangdao，“fangdashi，nikanwonverzheixie，haoquma？”
“这个……”
tacongkangshangxialai，weizhewozouleliangquan，suijidao，“dejiayiwan，liuwanyiqianwubaikuai，wofadaobingchu！”
“啊？”
babalengle，“fangdashi，ninbunengzuodiqijiaya。”
woyebutaileyi，zheigefangdashi，zenmechouyebuxiang‘shouyantongtian’degaoren。
年轻是其一。
zhuyaozheijiaqianshoufataisuiyile！
敲诈嘛！
“lianglaoban，suoweiwenmingburujianmian，ninnverzheigexiemofeitongyiban，woyaozheiyiwan，jiushinengbaozhengchushoubijiangzhancaochugen，rangnimennengkuzhelai，xiaozhezou。”
fangdashishuozhe，haitingletingjibei，“ninzuoshengyide，yeshipengyoujieshaolaide，wodebenshi，keshishidashi，fangyuanshilinidatingdating，wofangtianhou，wodiefangwenyin，woyeyefangyaoqiang，nagebushimingtouxiangliang，benlinggaoqiang，ninyaoshixinwo，wozheishierjiufuzedaodi，juebuhanhu！”
babakulekulian，“fangdashi，jiaqiankeyi，kewojinermeidaineimeduoxianjin，ninkan……”
“meiguanxi，zanjiuligeziju，huitourangxiaoqingennidaozhenshangdeyinxing，nizhuanwozhanghulijiuxing，youwentima？”
“行！”
babameiyijianle，woxiangshuohua，babayigeyanshenguolaiyazhi，“fangdashizheidouchushenshijiade，nengduifujiuxing，qiancainaishenwaizhiwu……neige，fangdashi，ninzhunbeishenmeshihoujiwoguniangquxie？”
“lianglaobanchangliang，woyebuduanzhe，xianzaijiuqu！”
shuohuajian，fangdashijiuquxilexishou，zhanwomianqianxianzuolegeyungongdedongzuo，“shangxiang！namiwan！”
babayouxiemeng，“zheijiuqushangla？”
“lianglaobanbieshuohua，yibianrangrang，xiaoguniangzhanzaizhongjian！”
xiaoqindianranyigenxiang，lashangchuanglian，ranhouyouduanleyiwanshengmiguolai，“dashiyungongle，wairenbudedarao！！”
“哦哦。”
babazhanzhande，wuzhuzui，chaoyibianzhanlezhan，wojiugengeershazisidezhanzaiwuneizhongyang，kanzhezheigefangdashizaiwomianqianshuangjiaoyikua，mabuyizha，shuangshouyoudantiantaiqi，zairubaiheliangchi，liangsaisuijiaoxian，yanpifanzhe，genbushanglaiqierside！
“大师叔叔……”
woyoudiankanbuxiaqu，“nizheigemabuhenbubiaozhun……”
“保持安静！！！”
xiaoqinchoulengziyisangzizhenjiwoheyitiao！
meidengwofanyingguolai，zheigefangdashihudeyuandiyibeng，“diediezhuwo！！”
wobennengshentihouyang，xiangpao，zheirenhaoxiangjingshenbutaizhengchang！
“妖孽！”
fangdashidengzheyanjiuchaowohanleyisheng，tongshiyaopozijidezhongzhi，duizhewoetouyidian，：“niyeyezaici，haibususuqiurao！！！”
woshentiyizhen，zaitashouzhidianshanglaideshunjian，etoujuranyouyizhonghuozhuogan！
buzhishihaoshihuai，dankeyiqueding，zheigefangdashibushichetoucheweidepianzi。
有本事！
xintileti，youjianfangdashijieguoxiaoqinshoulidemiwan，shizhihezhongzhihaoxiangzuolegeshazhijue，ranhouyongdaixuedezhongzhizaimilijiaohelejiquan，suijiduizhebabashuodao，“lianglaoban，xiezouxiangmie，ninkanqingchule！”
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